Lui: You're my girlfriend now, and I don't take no for an answer.

Shu: *compliments your looks*

Reader-chan: You're just saying that to make me feel better!

Shu: How can I prove it?

Reader-chan: I have an idea... ;)

Zac: *accidentally sings a depressing song*

Reader-chan: *already running as fast as possible*

Xander: Hey girl, feel my vest. Know what it's made of?

Le random girl: What?

Xander: Boyfriend material.

Free: *yawns*

Free: *automatically attracts girls*