Lui: As you can see, I am very strong and scary.

Interviewer: How will that help the campus?

Lui: *shrugs* I could scare people into studying.

Shu: Hell-

Interviewer: YOU'RE IN.

Shu: º-º

Zac: I have a Master's degree in being fabulous.

Interviewer:

Zac:

Interviewer:

Zac: *dabs*

Xander: My name is Alexan-

Xander: *destroys building*

Xander: I'll pay for that.

Free: *sleeps through whole interview*

Interviewer: Well, this individual simply canno-

Free: An equivalent form of the conjecture involves a coarser form of equivalence than homeomorphism called a homotopy equivalence: if a 3-manifold is homotopy equivalent to the 3-sphere, then it is necessarily homeomorphic to it.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: holy shet