Lui: *only let's his wife touch his hair*

Shu: *would cook anything for you*

Zac: Don't you wish you had hair like mine?

Zac: Don't you wish you could sing like me?

Zac: Don't you wis-

Wife: I WANT A DIVORCE!

Xander: *would probaly destroy his girlfriend* ;)

Free: LEt mE sLEeP wOMaN