Lui: *leaves baby in forest* You must learn to survive on your own.

Shu: *Okay, baby! I'm going to slowly feed you this puddi- Hey, stop attacking me!

Zac: So rockabye baby don't you cry, I'm gonna rock you!

Xander: *cradles baby in arms*

Xander: *gets call*

Xander: *gets phone*

Xander: *drops baby*

Free: *somehow inspires baby to fall asleep*