The Highly Functioning Sociopath in a Chatroom
(worldsonlyconsultingdetective created a chatroom and named it "Bored.")
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Bored.
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Booored.
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: BOOOORED.
(Girlofyodreams joined the chatroom)
Girlofyodreams: don't be bored little one
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Oh, god, I might regret this.
Girlofyodreams: gotta name?
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Of course I have a name. I believe the question you're looking for is whether or not I'll give it to you.
Girlofyodreams: wow, tall and funny. I like it.
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: How did you know I was tall?
Girlofyodreams: I do now
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Aha. Clever girl. I just might like you.
Girlofyodreams: I tend to have that effect on people :)
(MadmanWithABox joined the chatroom)
MadmanWithABox: shall I join in on the fun?
Girlofyodreams: but of course!
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Who might you be?
MadmanWithABox: hello, I'm the doctor
Girlofyodreams: doctor who?
MadmanWithABox: oh, I LOVE it when people say that! It's right up there with fezzes!
Girlofyodreams: I LOVE FEZZES
MadmanWithABox: I KNOW RIGHT!!
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Fezzes? Really? That's the topic of discussion?
Girlofyodreams: FEZZES ARE COOL!! SO ARE BOWTIES!!
MadmanWithABox: ohhh I'm beginning to like you
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: She has that effect on people.
(skittlesarerainbowmagic joined the chatroom)
skittlesarerainbowmagic: wassup bitches?
Girlofyodreams: you're gonna say that whenever you join a chatroom aren't you?
skittlesarerainbowmagic: *big macintosh voice* eyuup
Girlofyodreams: haha *brohoof*
skittlesarerainbowmagic: *brohoof*
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: It's like a chatroom party.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: you mean PARTAY!!
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: No, party.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: PARTAY PARTAY PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!! :D
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Oh, god.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: if you don't like to PARTAY do you know what you are?
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: What?
skittlesarerainbowmagic: a PSYCOPATH
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: I AM NOT A PSYCHOPATH, I AM A HIGHLY FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH!
skittlesarerainbowmagic: #touchy
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Stop that.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: #makeme #haha #kissmybootay
Girlofyodreams: haha, #nice
skittlesarerainbowmagic: #iknowright
MadmanWithABox: they're just ganging up on you aren't they?
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ):
skittlesarerainbowmagic: u did it wrong
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: #shutup Nope, never mind. It just doesn't work.
(EmGeeBee joined the partay)
EmGeeBee: SUUUUUUUP?
skittlesarerainbowmagic: sweet! how'd u do that?
MadmanWithABox: oh you're brilliant!
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Great. Now it's a trend.
EmGeeBee: indeed so young consulting detective
Girlofyodreams: let me try!
(Girlofyodreams left the chatroom)
skittlesarerainbowmagic: wait for iiiiiit...
(Girlofyodreams floated into the chatroom on a cloud)
skittlesarerainbowmagic: SO MUCH EPIC
(skittlesarerainbowmagic left the chatroom)
(skittlesarerainbowmagic used a Portal 2 gun to walk through the wall of the chatroom)
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: Okay, I admit, that one was clever.
MadmanWithABox: can I give it a go?
Girlofyodreams: sure!
(MadmanWithABox left the chatroom)
(MadmanWithABox teleported into the chatroom with a magic blue box that's bigger on the inside)
skittlesarerainbowmagic: ...
Girlofyodreams: ...
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ...
EmGeeBee: ...
skittlesarerainbowmagic: I understand ur username
EmGeeBee: we all do
(John221 joined the chatroom)
John221: Sherlock, what are you doing?
EmGeeBee: lame entrance dude
skittlesarerainbowmagic: Sherlock?
Girlofyodreams: no.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: Sherlock??
Girlofyodreams: nooo.
skittlesarerainbowmagic: SHERLOCK??????
Girlofyodreams: NOOOOO! Waita go, John
John221: what?
Girlofyodreams: she's a fangirl!
skittlesarerainbowmagic: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!! FRIGGIN SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!! ONLY THE GREATEST DETECTIVE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!!! I READ ABOUT YOUR CASE, THE STUDY IN PINK, AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY HOOKED!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE MIRACLES HAPPEN WITH SUCH ELEGANCE, SUCH TALENT, SUCH............AWESOMENESS??????
worldsonlyconsultingdetective: ...
EmGeeBee: just run. run while you still can.
Just a little shoutout to the person who is responsible for this madness :) @EmGeeBee31 you are pretty awesome.
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