Aries: "I do what I want, when I want."
Taurus: "That's my line!"
Gemini: "We have a little something called integrity!"
Cancer: "I just want to be loved!"
Leo: "Love it when you get all tough."
Virgo: "I'm in the business of making dreams come true."
Libra: "Maybe you should try Plan D, for 'dumbass'."
Scorpio: "Let's go take a howl at that moon."
Sagittarius: "I torture all my friends, it's how I show love."
Capricorn: "I was an attractive child, I could juggle."
Aquarius: "This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!"
Pisces: "Feelings!"

(When you go to the doctor and they ask you those embarrassing questions so you pull out your phone and make a new chapter....)

Update: my doctor asked me if I was feeling depressed lately and my mind was screaming "FREAKING TELL HER YOU'RE AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BLUE DUCK" but my words came out.....

Me: Well, I I I I I don't reallllllllyyy know....... I I uh uh feel sad sometimes I guess uh i don't know.... But it all works out because I'm happy in the end..

Her: how long does it last?

Me: sometimes a week.. Uh uh sometimes longer than that

Her: like two weeks?

Me: longer

Her: three weeks?

Me: longer

Her: I give up I'm just writing a week.

WHY AM I SO AWKWARD