Song one shot! Sympathy for the Devil from the Rolling Stones

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Please allow me to introduce myself

"Hi, I'm Lucifer."

"Michael, nice to meet you."

I'm a man of wealth and taste

"Wow, you're house's huge, Luce!"

"Yeah, my father's rich, so I can pretty much have what I want. Though you can't buy yourself a boyfriend."

I've been around for a long, long year

"When did you move? I didn't see you last year."

"Uh, about three months, my mom died and my dad couldn't have it."

Stolen many men's soul and faith

"Sorry for your mom."

"She was kind of a bitch to me, I didn't really liked her."

"Oh."

I was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

"Mickey, are you okay? What happened?"

"My- my dad, he's- he kicked me out."

"What, why?"

"I told him I was gay."

Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

"He gave me two days to pack up everything."

"He really didn't change his mind?"

"He just yelled at me more."

"Then I guess you can stay at mine."

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

"You filthy spawn of Satan!"

"I'm not his spawn, I'm the Devil! Nice to meet you too."

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

"What are you doing Luce?!"

"Calm down, it'll be ok."

"How could I calm down, you fucking want to stab yourself!"

I stuck around St Petersburg
When I saw it was the time for a change

"We could move in together, I mean in a flat. I'm sure we have enough money for the both of us and my dad kinda kicked me out too."

"I'll think about it, it's kind of a big change."

Killed the Czar and his ministers

"How are you not dead, I just shot you!"

"I'm the devil, mate."

Anastasia screamed in vain

"What were you thinking Lucifer, you could've died!"

"But I didn't. You wanna know what happened? I didn't even have a wound, and I got my memory back."

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

"Come on, you're joking, right?"

"I'm telling you Mike, I'm literally Satan. And you, are the archangel Michael."

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

"Then what do you want me to do Luce, shoot myself?"

"No, of course not, just start with a small cut, we'll see if you bleed."

I watched with glee as your kings and queens

"Ok, why the hell do I not bleed?"

"I told you Mike, you're an actual angel."

Fought for ten decades for the gods they made

"And God in all that? Where's he?"

"He left a long time ago."

I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"

"Lucifer... oh dad I'm so, so sorry!"

"Why did you do it Mike? Why did you do it when you knew what it would do to me?"

"You think I had a choice!?"

When after all, it was you and me

"What do you think it did to me?!"

"What?"

"I hated myself, I wanted to die for what I did! That's why I was  here without any memories!"

Let me please introduce myself

"But why? You had life in front of you!"

"Are you that oblivious?"

I'm a man of wealth and taste

"I love you too, Mike."

And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach bombay

"Sorry buddy, already have a boyfriend. You wouldn't like him though, he might kill you."

"For a flirt?"

"He's quite the jealous type- and Satan, but that's a detail."

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess mu name, oh yeah

"Luce! Luce, please- don't, please don't."

But what's confusin' you is the nature of my game

"I- I love you... Michael."

"No!"

That really didn't turn out how I was expecting, but I don't know what I was expecting soo... yeah.