In which Lucifer has a great deal of fun breaking the wall.

Oh, and this was totally not inspired by Gabriels_wings's Through The Fourth Wall.

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Michael woke up and Lucifer wasn't by his side. It was weird, since Lucifer always slept in.

He got up, got dressed and searched around for the blond archangel, but couldn't see him anywhere. He pushed the front door, heard his boyfriend giggle behind him then found himself in a completely other room, facing himself.

Well, it sure looked like Michael was facing himself to him, but to everyone else in the room it looked more like Matt was facing a perfect cosplay of Michael. Like, they looked identical.

Michael turned around, trying to understand where he was. In the room was not-himself, not-Sam, not-Dean, not-Castiel, not-Gabriel, not-Chuck and not-Lucifer. He knew it wasn't them because their souls were different, but they looked just alike.

Then he connected things. Lucifer's laugh behind him, this must be his doing.

"Luce, come here now!" Michael shouted and Lucifer appeared in a flutter of wings, a mischievous grin on his face.

"Yes Mickey?"

"Where are we and why are we here?"

Lucifer took the time to look around the room, his eyes lingering on Matt and Mark, smirking to himself. "Well, I thought it would be fun to go and break the fourth wall when you were asleep, so here we are."

Michael rolled his eyes, took Lucifer's wrist and just like that they were gone, even if Lucifer had the time to shoot a wink at Mark before disappearing, leaving a very confused cast behind.

"Ok, what the hell just happened?" Rich bursted out after a while.

"Well, I think Michael and Lucifer just randomly appeared in the room," Mark sassed. He found quite funny that not-him had winked at him. It was like winking at himself.

"Well, that could he an option," Jared stated, making the others stare at him. "What? They called themselves 'Mickey' and 'Luce' plus they popped up and were gone in a flutter of wings and they talked about the fourth wall, not to mention they were dressed just like them."

"Well anyways we've got a panel coming and I don't know you guys but I don't want to be late," Jensen said.

Everything was fine for Jensen and Jared's panel, but at the middle of Rich, Matt, Mark and Rob's panel Lucifer randomly appeared on stage, followed shortly by a very annoyed Michael.

Lucifer seemed to enjoy the attention he was getting, smirking and waving at the crowd, whereas Michael seemed uneasy and was death-glaring at Lucifer.

"Ok, who are you guys?" Matt asked.

"Well," Lucifer started, "I'm Lucifer and he's my boyfriend Michael, at your service," he said with an exaggerated bow, his voice heard by everyone though he didn't have a mic.

On that, the crowd went completely nuts, and under the weird stares Michael felt the need to add "But don't worry, we aren't brothers. That'd be just gross."

Then Michael's eyes fell on Lucifer currently hitting on Mark, who was very pleased by it and flirting back. "Lucifer, stop hitting on him and get us back."

"But Mickey, look, we're twins! Ooh, I got an idea!"

Then Lucifer snapped his hand and a very disoriented Castiel appeared, followed closely by two hunters and a candy addicted archangel.

Michael groaned and was about to make them all go back when Gabriel, knowing what he was gonna do, gave him puppy eyes while clinging on Jared, who had came on stage with Jensen.

Cas was still very disoriented, and Misha hitting on him didn't help. Sam was staring at Richard, frowning, Dean was talking to Jensen and Gabriel was running around giving candy to the whole crowd, while Lucifer and Mark were still flirting and Matt was trying to get Rob on stage. Michael was just looking at the chaos around him.

Suddenly, he got an idea. "Sabriel, Destiel!" he called, and the four men concerned turned to him under the public's cheers. "Ok, so I know you guys-" addressing to the crowd-"ship those guys, right?" More cheering from the crowd. "Well, here they are, and I personally think you deserve to know that Sam and Gabe were successful at hiding their relationship, and Dean and Cas a little less."

Lucifer, understanding where Michael was going, started to chant "A kiss! A kiss! A kiss!" The cast joined him and the crowd soon after, leaving them no other choice than to kiss.

Gabriel pulled Sam in a long kiss, Dean only pecking Cas' lips before shying away. Lucifer walked to Michael to kiss him and just like that they were all gone again, just at the moment Rob walked in.