In which Luce and Gabe are battling over for Sam's heart... and Sam can't choose.

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Sam looked at the archangels in front of him, tears in his eyes. Lucifer and Gabriel were staring back at him with expectation and fear in their eyes.

"I can't," Sam blurted out after what seemed like an eternity.

"You can't what?" Lucifer asked, knowing the answer already.

"You want me to choose, I can't. It's impossible. It's selfish, but I need you two so much... I can't lose either one of you. But if I don't make a choice- I feel like it's only gonna be worst. And that one day-"

A small smile stretched Lucifer's lips. He locked eyes with Gabriel for an instant, silently telling him his idea. Then he walked up to Sam and pressed a sweet kiss on his lips.

When they parted, Sam had a confused look on his face, that only grew bigger when Gabriel also kissed him. Both angels tried to ignore the pang of jealousy when the other kissed Sam. "Why-"

"We're going to date you," Lucifer said in a determined voice.

"But-"

"Both of us," Gabriel added.

"What?"

"You can't decide now, so we'll have a dating war."

At that moment, Dean entered the bunker and the archangels vanished, leaving Sam to wonder how did his life get so messed up. Two frigging archangels were gonna have a date war over him, for God's sake! And secret over all that, Dean didn't know about them. Hopefully though, his opinion of Lucifer had cheered up a bit when the devil brought Sam back to life.

The tricky thing would be to hide all of it from Dean.

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Only two days later, Sam found a note on his bed as he as getting ready to sleep. It said: "Heya Sammy, I'm getting the first in this date war, so brace yourself and be ready at 8:30 without a fault.

-Gabriel

Sam looked at the time: 8:15. He had wanted to get a long night of sleep, and now he had 15 minutes to get ready for a date.

He scurried around, settling on dressing as normally as possible, though he double checked if his clothes were ok before finally sitting down at 8:29.

One minute later, Gabriel was in the room.

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Dean, of course, started to be suspicious when he noticed Sam wasn't sleeping so often in his room anymore. He was sceptic on why Sam was always out, but seemingly accepted the lie his brother came up with.

Then one night, he spied on Sam. Little did he know it was gonna be a really important night.

Sam was pacing in his room, trying to calm his nerves, not noticing the door was cracked open. He sighed and closes his eyes, rubbing his face in his hands before throwing two prayers, and that was where Dean got really concerned, hearing his brother pray to Gabriel and Lucifer.

Almost immediately, the two archangels appeared in the room. Their brows furrowed at the sight of Sam pacing.

"Sam, what's wrong?" Gabriel asked.

"I just- with everything, it's not getting easier, it's just worst. Neither one of you is winning. I just can't choose."

"Well, that's great," Lucifer cheekily said.

"What?"

"Well, it's- let's say that that dating war made us realize we weren't only jealous of the other when they kissed you," Gabriel shyly said.

Understanding cleared Sam's face. "But aren't you-"

"Brothers? More in the 'we have the same dad' than in the 'we share the same blood' way. The lower angels though, they've been brainwashed to think angels really are brothers, but it's not the case," Lucifer said, a smirk on his lips. "So it's kinda better that you don't have to choose or one of us would've been undoubtedly sad."

Sam chuckled. "Well, I'm glad it's ok, I wouldn't have either one if you sad. I think- oh, I don't know, it's time for a little celebration?"

The two angels smirked and the moment after, they out of the room and in a very luxurious hotel room. But Dean didn't have to know that detail and what happened after. He already was in all over his head with what he just heard.

So that was where Sam had been: off on dates with the two archangels. And they were having a dating war for him. And they didn't love just Sam, they also loved each other. And now they were probably off fucking each other. Dean shook his head. He really didn't need that mental image.

The next thing he did was to call Cas. He really needed a distraction from what just happened.