[camera static]

CASTIEL: "Hello. My name is Castiel and you're joining me on Jackass. Today I will be performing a series of events that normal people most likely wouldn't do due to the high threat levels of death."

CASTIEL: "Joining me today is Crowley since apparently he is our not-friend/not-enemy."

CROWLEY: "I'm relevant today."

CASTIEL:,"I hope we don't get stabbed today."

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CASTIEL: "As you can see I have taken the form of another vessel, a very attractive female. I'm going to pull a prank on Dean."

CROWLEY: "I'll be the one manning the video recorder! Good luck and hope you don't die. If you do I'm going to take whatever is in your wallet."

CASTIEL: "sounds reasonable. Well, as they say in modern day culture, YOLO."

CROWLEY: "Alright. He's going up to Dean who, may I add, is surprisingly sober. Didn't know he had it in him."

CROWLEY: "Okay...Cas is flirting. Dean is buying it. Aaaaand Dean has his hand on Cas's thigh."

CROWLEY; "Okay Cas started laughing, he must've told Dean it was him all along."

CROWLEY: "..."

CROWLEY: "Nothing's happening."

CROWLEY: "Nothing's happening."

CROWLEY: "Nothing's happening."

CROWLEY: "...."

CROWLEY: "They've begun to make out."

CROWLEY: "And now Dean is practically dragging Cas back to his overrated car."

CROWLEY: "...."

CROWLEY: "From the window here I can see the car rocking."

CROWLEY: "...."

CROWLEY: "I'm starting to think this was more of a way to get Dean to sleep with him than Cas pranking Dean."

CROWLEY: "..."

CROWLEY: "Oh well! See you next time folks with another more exciting instalment of Jackass: Angel and Demon Edition."