You lived with archangels. Yes, the big four: Michael, Lucifer, Raphael and Gabriel. They're actually really sweet to you, and you think they're just adorable whenever they try to learn about something human. They're also quite helpful when it comes to cockroaches. Well, Michael is. Everyone else is actually terrified of them. Michael has no fear for cockroaches, and he is your savior whenever your trapped in your chair because theres a fucking cockroach scurrying by.

You, on the other hand, love spiders. All types of spiders. You think their awesome. So when you heard a loud, girly shriek from Gabriel's room, you ran upstairs. Raphael and Gabriel were sitting on Gabe's bed, both their feet off the ground, while a huge banana spider made its way across the floor. Michael walked out of the bathroom and shrieked as well, going back into the bathroom. Lucifer went to walk in behind you but he squeaked softly and hid behind you. "Aww, guys! It's just a harmless little banana spider," you smiled.

"Little my ass!" Raphael cried. "That thing just crawled out of hell!"

You laughed and walked over to it, letting it crawl onto your hand. "Seriously, it's just a spider! You guys are archangels and you're scared of a little old spider?" You teased. You peeked your head into the bathroom and held the spider out to Michael, laughing when he jumped away. "Aww, sorry Mikey," you teased before walking out of the bathroom with a laugh.

You were about to walk out of the door with it, but Lucifer, who had been standing at the door the whole time, took off before you could get within a ten foot range of him. You laughed as he sprinted down the stairs so you just opened a window and let the huge spider crawl onto the bushes. When you got back inside, you laughed at the archangels. They were all laying on Gabriel's bed, promising each other to never speak of this again. You fell onto the bed with them and gently ruffled their hair.

"Don't worry you guys, I'll protect you from spiders, you protect me from everything else," you smiled. They all nodded and cuddled into you. Such cuddle bugs for their favorite human. You let Michael lay under you and pet your hair while Gabriel laid in between your legs and you pet his hair. Lucifer and Raphael were cuddled into your sides so you were stuck in a flurry of wings and bodies. "Movie?"

"Yes."

Oh wow sorry that was late, but come on, who doesn't love our "terrifying" archangels? Especially when their scared of spiders! Honestly me too tho. i finished all my school work so i'll be updating more! uhh no meme today because im on the computer and i dont want to go through the struggle of saving and shit.

-lit ass author