Sairaorg: Let me get this straight, you've battled the Gods of Destruction all at once and won?

Ryu Azure Aero Karma Erica and Ruby were sitting down with Sairaorg and Valerie.

Ryu: Yup, I ended up having to go through one my bag of tricks to come out of it.

Valerie: One of?

Aero: He keeps his options in separate metaphorical bags.

Ryu: Organized from simple trolls to apocalypse bringing powers.

Valerie: What the heaven could you call that? You can literally pop the planet like a water balloon can't you?

Azure: Definitely but there are more efficient and fun ways.

Sairaorg: ... Fun?

Karma: Hey, if you're working, you might as well spice it up sometimes. We technically don't get payed too. Sometimes I basically shoot from afar seeing if I can snipe a planet.

Erica: I pretty much throw dozens of blast half the size of the planets.

Azure: I just see how many lightning storms they can take before it's ash.

Valerie: HOW CAN RAIN DO THAT?!!

Azure: No I mean LITERAL storms of lightning instead of rain.

Valerie/Sairaorg: O_O

They had the same expression look to Ryu as he was about to open his mouth but Aero stopped him before he could even get out the first word.

Aero: Some things are just better left unsaid.

Ryu rolled his eyes removing her hand.

Ryu: But yeah. Anyway, Cherry Issei and Neko are probably out fighting someone.

Sairaorg: And you didn't try stopping them?

Ryu: Nope. This is something Koneko will probably have to face.

He stretched seemingly uncaring. That's when he sensed familiar presence deadpanning.

Ryu: Great, the norse geezer is here already.

Sairaorg: Norse Geezer?

Azazel: Ahh, please escort them in Baraqiel.

Akeno looked up hearing the name as she saw a man with a military style haircut and a beard.

BARAQIEL!!

Behind him were an old mine with a long white heard and hair and a woman in a suit.

Ryu: Odin, ya old fart, how've you been?

ODIN!!

The old man turned his head seeing Ryu sitting down.

Odin: Oh great, you're here too Lord Ryu.

Azazel: I wasn't aware you two knew each other.

Ryu: Oh I just casually strolled into Asgard one day and kicked his son's ass since to claim the title strongest in Asgard just for shits and giggles. Also just to mess with everyone there.

Azure: Of course you did.

Serafall: Lord Odin, mighty God of the-

Ryu: Cut the formalities Serafall the old man couldn't care less about them.

Odin: He's right Leviathan. A pretty young thing like yourself shouldn't be in such drab clothing, this is a party after all.

Serafall: Aha, good point!

She had immediately changed into her Magic Girl outfit as Ryu could sense Sona's frustration as a grin appeared on his face.

Sona: You did that on purpose!

Ryu: Oh yeah. You've avoided it for too long now glasses, it's your turn to be trolled.

Ryu Troll Count: 32

???: Please keep in mind why we made the voyage my Lord, you're representing Valhalla.

Odin: Must you always be the downer in the room? It's that kind of attitude that keeps you from getting a hero for yourself.

???: Ah!

This caused the woman to stop and cry which confused even RYU.

Shojo: Know that when he can't understand something then it has to be next level.

Ryu: Rossweisse, get a damn grip.

ROSSWEISSE!!

???: Allow me to apologize for keeping you waiting.

They all looked to see Michael and Irina. Ryu immediately noticed something different about her.

Ryu: Ah, that's it.

Valerie: What?

Ryu: Nothing, you'll see eventually.

After that a long and boring conversation had taken place in which Ryu had barely listened to in the slightest.

Sirzechs: Lord Odin, if there are no objections please sign the pact monument.

Odin: Of course.

???: OBJECTION.

Odin: I'm surprised he waited this long.

A man with white long hair appeared from a blue Magic Circle.

???: I am the Norse God Loki.

LOKI

Karma: Oh, neat. The trickster God is here.

Azazel: Alright, now we've got a party!

Sirzechs: Lord Loki, you may be the Norse God of mischief, but that gives you no right to cause problems here.

Loki: Seeing Odin our Great All Father mingling with lesser mythologies causes-

Ryu appeared in front of him kicking him through multiple walls.

Loki: HOW DARE-

Ryu: Oh, my bad, sort of instinct to stop irrelevant characters from finishing some stupid monologue.

Loki saw Ryu's face before his complexion became even more pale.

Loki: L-Lord Ryu?!!

Ryu: Do I look like Sonic the Hedgehog? But anyway I can sense the energy of that midget anywhere it is. Your working for the Khaos Brigade.

Loki: Working for, no! Working with, yes.

Aero: Whatever helps you sleep a night.

Loki: But anyway, let me introduce you to my beloved son!

Another Magic circle appeared as from it came Fenrir. It jumped and bounced on the ceiling cause ruble to fall towards Gasper and Asia. It was shot away by Akeno before the hound set its sights on her. That's when Azure appeared in front of it.

Azure: Bad dog.

He kicked in the nose sending it flying back towards Loki. That's when everyone being in the room minus the Demi-Gods felt extreme pressure being forced on them. This was caused by Ryu who floated towards Loki.

Ryu: So I'm just gonna be the serious one cause you attacked not only Gasper and Akeno but Asia. Any last words?

Loki: Y-You can't! I-

Ryu: Don't give a damn.

He held his palm in front of the trickster and wolf.

Ryu: Hakai.

They both glowed purple as Loki screamed in terror as Fenrir howled. Valerie looked in awe as everyone saw that the two were no more.

Ryu: Welp, that takes care of that issue.

Odin: *Sigh* I suppose, but I'm not sure if it should've came to that so quickly.

Ryu: Your getting soft old man. Problems like these can't be left to escalate. Especially on Remnant.

Azazel: He's actually right. I can think of a few instances. Right Salem?

Salem who was on the other side of the stage simply rolled her eyes. Ryu landed on the ground yawning.

Valerie: That was a Hakai?

Ryu: Yup. Lowe and Behold the power of a Deity and all that shit.

Valerie: 'Now I see. It's like Power of Destruction, but it's instant death.'

Suddenly Ryu sensed a power before smirking.

Ryu: Found her.

He vanished shocking everyone.

Aero: What's up with him?

Ruby: My guess, he found someone he might've been looking for.

Ryu had appeared in front of a short girl with not much clothing and long black hair.

Ryu: You are not the easiest person to track down pint sized.

The girl smiled.

???: Long time no see, Ryu.

OPHIS!!

Ryu: You really love to annoy me don't you?

Ophis: I don't know what you mean.

Ryu: Cut the bullshit you know what I mean.

Ophis slightly smiled.

Ophis: Maybe I was.

Ryu: Gathering all these people in hopes to defeat one thing.

Ophis: You know that Great Red is too powerful for me as I am now.

Ryu: Yeah, but you're still weak to me even at your full power. Anyway, I'll be leaving back to the kingdoms soon, so I'll make you a deal.

Ophis: That is?

Ryu: I can deal with the oversized Dragon for you next time he pops up.

Ophis: Are you really going to fight something that powerful?

Ryu: Fight is a strong word. So is beat. Kill actually doesn't cover it either. Try something more on the lines of annihilate.

Ophis: Are you sure that'd be wise?

Ryu: He doesn't do anything in this universe. And I think you're forgetting something.

In an instant he was in front of Ophis with his finger on her head.

Ryu: I can remove you from existence without you even realizing it yourself.

Ophis still had her emotionless smile.

Ophis: You wouldn't though.

Ryu: You're right. We were family at one point in time.

He removed his finger from her head.

Ryu: Anyway, I've gotta go soon.

Ophis: Leaving this side of Remnant so soon?

Ryu: I do have other responsibilities you know. I'm an actual God, I have to DO things.

Ophis: Like what?

Ryu: Destroying worlds that either plan for universal domination, or are unpopulated and uninhabitable that just take up space in the universe, and then create ones that can actually prosper. Hell I'm basically playing the role of the Catholic God and I guess the Two Brothers did for Remnant but on a wide scale and mostly by myself.

Ophis: Ah.

Ryu: Well call me when the big bad dragon comes out of his world Ophis. Oh, and another thing.

Ophis: What is it?

He threw a set of clothes the girl.

Ryu: Cover up damnit.

That was all he said before teleporting back to the ball room.

Ryu: I'm back bitches.

Valerie: Well that didn't last real long.

Aero: Where did you go?

Ryu: Oh me? Just went to talk to that midget Ophis since she was gutsy enough to let her power be sensed by me for a second. Nothing major.

All the Faction Leaders looked at Ryu in disbelief.

Sirzechs: Y-You actually saw Ophis?

Ryu: Yup. I was honestly waiting just to have the little chat with her.

Azazel: Well, what did you talk about?

Ryu: S'bout a thousand years too early for you to be asking me about my conversation Crow Head Honcho.

CHAPTER END!!