Trouble in Paradise
The ORC was cleaning out the old schoolhouse for the Student Council from the help they gave in the Kokabiel fight. Though Ryu was doing something entirely different. He was sharpening a variety of weapons on a literal grindstone with sparks flying.
Rias: Ryu, do I even want to know what that's about?
Ryu: Just plotting to murder the Head Angel Cunt.
Coco: Ryu, if you're doing this for me, it's ok, I'm-
Ryu: Nah I'm doing this for myself now Co! Some mother fuckers think they can mess with MY friends and think life is still gonna be sweet for them? Nope! That's borderline disrespectful!!
He lit one of the battle axes on fire.
Ryu: I'm wondering if demonic flames will do something bad to Holy Angels.
Akeno: What do you mean by holy?
Karma: Oh, there are two types of Angels Akeno.
Ruby: Yup! The type you know are ones called Holy and Fallen Angels. The type Ryu's differentiating them from are Divine Angels.
Kiba: Divine Angels?
Azure: They're basically an annoying group of 19 Divine beings that might even be stronger than us.
Issei: STRONGER THAN A MANIAC LIKE RYU?!!!
Aero: Hard to believe but yeah.
Ryu heard his phone ring as he saw that it was actually Aphrodite.
Ryu: Lust Goddess? How the fuck did you get my number?!
Aphrodite: A woman has her secrets.
Ryu: Ares?
Aphrodite: ...
Ryu: I thought so.
Aphrodite: Are you planning on attending the summit?
Ryu: Uh huh. Also: WHAT THE HELL?!!!
Aphrodite: I told you I couldn't tell you everything.
Ryu: MY FRIEND BEING VIOLATED IN THE WORSE POSSIBLE WAY?!!!!
Aphrodite: Yes but it wouldn't have been right for me to say something like that myself.
Ryu: Touché. But since I can only assume that you'll be there and Ares too don't do something as dumb as trying to stop me from tearing someone limb from limb.
Aphrodite: Fine. Talk to you later hunky~!
He hung up deadpanning.
Azure: So?
Ryu: It was Aphrodite.
Rias: The Greek Goddess of Lust just casually called you?!!
Erica: We're DemiGods Rias, not too extraordinary.
He continued sharpening the weapons. He only stopped when the pool was filled.
Ryu: Alright, s'bout sharp enough.
Koneko: To cut a city in half.
Ryu: Yep.
He snapped his fingers changing into swim trunks. He looked at everyone seeing they were in bathing suits as well.
Ryu: CANON BALL!!!!
He jumped into the pool splashing everyone as they all laughed before getting in as well. All except Koneko Asia and Xenovia, the latter still putting her bathing suit on.
Ryu: Ah, so you kids can't swim. No worries, sensei Ryu's got you covered. Azure get your ass over here!
Azure: -_- Why ME exactly?
Ryu: What idiot would trust Issei to not perv out near Asia?
Ryu Troll Count: 25
Issei: PRICK!!
Azure: *Sigh* Sure, why not?
Ryu took Koneko's hands guiding her into the water.
Ryu: It's pretty simple Neko, you just gotta kick to go forward. Don't struggle.
He held her hands pushing her out and showed him moving his legs. Although this was odd since his waist was above water due to him being 6'5.
Ryu: Easy.
Koneko kicked and began to go forward.
Koneko: Sorry that you have to help me out like this Ryu. You're being surprisingly kind.
She had a slightly embarrassed look on her face.
Ryu: No prob. I'm not an entire jackass. Besides, Aero didn't know how to swim till she was 18 and I taught her.
Aero: HEY!!!
Ryu: Anyway you notice anything?
Koneko: What?
He looked down at their hands before she did the same seeing that they weren't holding hands anymore and Koneko was swimming by herself.
Ryu: Told ya, easy.
Koneko: B-But I never felt our hands separate.
Aero: Don't question the idiotic Koneko, you'll be having a headache all day.
Ryu: You mean how you did.
Aero: Shut up.
Ryu: Neva.
He sat down on the poolside after finishing teaching Koneko as he started juggling four fireballs in a single hand. Aero was about to walk forward to him before Akeno hugged Ryu from behind making Aero internally scream.
Ryu: Nariko, you realize I have four fireballs in my hand to burn you at any second right?
Akeno: You wouldn't, and I know you like this~.
Ryu: Mmm, nah. Good attempt tho.....
He felt two pointy feelings on his back before steeling every fiber of his being at once.
Ryu: You went topless Eh?
Shojo: One hell of a poker face.
On the inside even Ryu was struggling to not do anything like Issei or the men of his family would.
Azure: Run damnit!
Ryu sensing the immediate danger switched Akeno's placement with a fireball he threw in the water avoiding a Ki Blast from Aero.
Ryu: 'Close call.'
Aero: Akeno!!
Akeno: Come on Aero, I don't see the harm in sharing.
Ryu sweat dropped before leaving the pool and going to the side of the shed.
Ryu: *Sigh* This is gonna be a LOOONG day.
Xenovia: Ryu?
He looked to his right seeing Xenovia.
Ryu: What up Blueberry?
Xenovia: What did you choose that nickname for me?
Ryu: If Rias is Cherry Head then you DEFINITELY had to be nicknamed accordingly.
Xenovia: I see.
Ryu: So what do you want?
Xenovia: Could you help me with my swimsuit, I'm having trouble putting it on right.
Ryu: The hell? It's fi-
She grabbed him by the wrist pulling him inside.
Ryu: -_- I don't like where this is going.
She closed the door behind them.
Ryu: Explain, and keep it short and simple.
Xenovia: During the fight with Kokabiel I was mesmerized seeing you're incredible power. And after leaving the church I've decided to pursue another duty.
Ryu: That is?
Xenovia: I want you to make a baby with me.
Ryu's annoyance slowly began to rise as his patience decreased.
Ryu: Hm, I get why you'd want to have a child with a DemiGod, but there's one problem here.
Xenovia: What is it?
Ryu: I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!
Xenovia: I approached Rias on this matter and she said Devils are naturally selfish creatures, we grant desires, and have desires with-
Ryu: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT CHERRY HEAD SAID!!!
The door slammed open revealing Aero and Akeno.
Aero: RYU WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!!
Ryu: I SAID NO DAMNIT!!! I'M NOT GETTING RAPED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!
Akeno: Sorry Xenovia, but I already claimed Ryu for today!
Aero: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT?!!
Xenovia: Come on Ryu, these things take time to make.
Ryu Anger Level: Mad
Shojo: Uh oh.
Ryu gritted his teeth before his eyes glowed. Outside Erica Azure Karma and Ruby sensed this.
Karma: Guys RYU'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Azure: NOT GOOD!!!
Issei: What are you talking about?
Erica: YOU CAN'T SENSE DIVINE ENERGY IDIOT!!!
They heard something on the inside of the shed.
Ryu: OH MY GOOOOD SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
Ruby: RUN!!!
It was too late though as there was a massive explosion. When the dust cleared it was revealed the shed was destroyed and Ryu was in a red tinted version of his Super Saiyan forms. He took a breath out before going back to his base form.
Ryu: I'm. Fucking. Out.
Ryu snapped as his normal clothes were on as he walked out with everyone lying flat on the ground. The first to get up and dust themselves off was Karma who seemed annoyed.
Karma: Great, he's in a bad mood now.
Everyone else as well got up.
Rias: What... Happened?
Erica: Ryu getting pissed off. That's what happened.
TIME SKIP!!
Ryu was in a nearby mountain as he was throwing punches that created gust of wind destroying boulders.
Shojo: Cool off yet?
Ryu: No.
He sensed someone coming nearby making him turn seeing Azure.
Azure: There you are.
Shonen: So this is where you ended up?
Ryu: What is it Azure?
Azure: Just came to direct you're attacks somewhere else before you carve up an entire mountain.
Ryu looked at him before smirking.
Ryu: As fun as no limitations would be it'd be better to stay away from Super Saiyan Forms.
Azure: Yeah.
They both got into fighting stances as wind blew past them. In an instant they were in front of each other throwing their fist forward clashing. The collision caused shockwaves to shoot far out even reaching the town.
IN KUOH
Everyone including the Devils looked up.
Coco: What the heck?
Kiba: I can't exactly sense Ki, but even I felt that.
Aero: Oh good grief.
Asia: Is it Ryu?
Karma: And Azure.
Issei: Are they fighting opponents?
Ruby: Worse.
Erica: They're fighting each other.
AT THE MOUNTAINS
Ryu was firing a Ki Barrage as Azure was flying around avoiding them. Azure circled around and landed a blow on Ryu's face. Not missing an opportunity Ryu elbowed him in the stomach making him cough.
Azure: Hmph, lucky shot.
Ryu: You took the bait and you know it.
Azure: Alright then, let's take it up a notch.
Lightning surrounded Azure as in the blink of an eye he was in front of Ryu. Closing his eyes Ryu dodged a flurry of punches before rising into the air. That's when a red and blue aura surrounded Ryu as he punched the air creating a stream of air that grazed Azure's cheek but put a hole into the ground. They flew forward to each other exchanging blows. Soon enough everyone appeared seeing the two fight.
Rias: Th-This is just...
Koneko: Incredible.
Kiba: I've never seen Ryu fight so-
Ruby: Hold up.
Ruby punched the ground as a wall formed to protect them from a burst of wind before it was destroyed.
Xenovia: Incredible!
Karma: Nah, this is just a light spar really.
Issei: Light?!!
Aero: Those two are just using their semblances, they're not using magic or even Super Saiyan. They would probably destroy the area if they were actually using a little of their strength.
Ryu: Look, an audience. Now it'll be that much more fun when I kick your ass.
The lightning around Azure raged even harder as it turned dark blue.
Azure: Not a chance.
They started going at it again as consecutive shockwaves started making the ground rise.
Akeno: I don't know if this place can take much more!
Rias: You're right!! Forget the mountain if this keeps going on it could reach at least a few miles out!!
Ryu caught caught punch and kneed him in the stomach. Azure hit a straight punch to Ryu's cheek. Before he was fully shot back the he held out his hand as small combustion's former in his hands for an explosion hit Azure. When the dust cleared it was revealed that they were both fine with scuff marks.
Azure: You good now?
Ryu let out a long exhale with steam exiting his mouth.
Ryu: Yeah.
They landed on the ground stretching.
Issei: DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Ryu: Huh? It was nothing.
Rias: 'Nothing he says.'
Aero: Well, I'm glad your not completely angry now.
Ryu: Ahh don't worry I'll mess with yah for it later.
Aero: THAT WASN't A REQUEST!!
Ryu: Don't care, I'm Chaotic Neutral.
Asia: Well, I think you're a really good person Ryu.
Karma snickered at this.
Karma: Asia, sweetie, Ryu being REALLY good is a stretch at best. It's just not happening with him.
Ryu: You say as I'm the person who's saved remnant from being destroyed.
Ruby: Do you really want to go into those details Ryu?
Ryu: Ruby if you go a word into my past with these fuckers around I will burn your entire stash of cookies and make you watch.
Ruby: ... You don't have the balls.
Ryu: Try me...
They eyed each other intently before Ruby remembered the chaos Ryu has caused. In the span of a single day.
Ruby: ... DARN YOU'RE TOO GOOD!!
Azure: Yep. Anyway now you all know: Don't piss DemiGods off.
CHAPTER END!!
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