Ryu was sleeping in bed peacefully unaware of Coco lurking in the room ready to wake him up in the most ridiculous way she could think, that being the good old water bucket.

Coco: 'Alright let's see you you handle this tough guy.'

She was about to poor the water on her but in an instant she found herself being soaked and on the bed.

Coco: HOW?!!

Ryu: Never prank a master prankster.

Coco: -_- Of course you reacted fast.

Ryu: Anyway how do you keep getting into my house?

Coco: You gave me a key remember?

Ryu: By me you meant that Jackass Kev right?

Coco whistled before Ryu created a gale of wind blowing the water off of Coco.

Coco: Anyway I'm gonna be over in the underworld for a while.

Ryu: Shot in the dark: Is a lazy higher up gonna talk to you cause his right hand is gonna nag him if he doesn't.

Coco: You hit the nail on the head. I'll be back before the end of the week.

Ryu: -_- Alright, Akeno get's more time to try and seduce me. Fun.

After that he went through his normal routine and he walked to school with this time Issei not far behind.

Issei: Hold on hold on you said she's part fox?

Ryu: Yup.

Issei: The other side of the globe is weird.

Ryu: You're telling me.

TIME SKIP!!

For the rest of the day Ryu was dodging the lustful Akeno as she still remembered the state the room was in when he finished torturing Raynare.

Shojo: You should've gone with mental torture.

Ryu: I'm a jackass, not a monster.

He side stepped avoiding Akeno who tried to hug tackle him from behind.

Ryu: Nariko I've been tackled in ways you would never even have thought before. This is not even surprising me.

Akeno: Ara Ara, you know the more you resist the more fun it is for me~.

Ryu: You know I kinda wanted a normal time. But you just had to meme it up didn't you Fang?

Shojo: You would've gotten bored after the first week and you know it.

Ryu: I guess.

Akeno: You guess what?

Ryu: Don't worry about that. Anyway let's go, time for Cherry Head to have her daily trolling from me.

Akeno giggled a bit as they walked to the ORC schoolhouse.

Akeno: Also Ryu, today happens to be a pretty special day.

Ryu: Ok, and I suppose you'll tell me why?

ELSEWHERE!!

Rias was calmly sipping coffee behind her desk with Issei and Asia standing there.

Issei: Wait, what do you mean our flyer days are over?

Rias: It's time you two get some familiars?

Issei: Familiars?

Before he said another word the hairs on his neck stood up as he panicked.

Issei: PISSED RYU 6 O'CLOCK!! DODGE!!!

He quickly grabbed Asia and jumped out of the way of a mini explosion as Rias quickly dodged as well. The cause of this was Ryu who seemed VERY agitated.

Ryu: Cherry Head.

Rias: Ryu, what the hell was that for?!

Ryu: Did you turn Asia into a Devil?

Rias: What?

Ryu: Did I fucking stutter or did the Silicon somehow affect you're hearing?

Ryu Troll Count: 15

Rias: Yes I did. Why would you-

Ryu: YOU GREEDY BITCH!!

Rias: Oh come on you didn't even let me finish!

Ryu: The fu- SHITSEI HER EARS!!

Issei immediately covered Asia's ears.

Ryu: Phrasing idiot!

Ryu Troll Count: 16

Rias thought about what she said before a large blush appeared on her face.

Rias: Damnit Ryu!

Asia: Um, Issei? Why are you covering my ears?

Akeno: Ok, maybe I should've given more context.

They all looked to Akeno who walked in from the whole hole in the schoolhouse.

Akeno: Ryu, Asia ASKED to be Reincarnated as Rias' Bishop.

Ryu looked to Asia a bit surprised.

Ryu: Really Asia?

Asia: Y-Yes. I know it really doesn't sound like me, but I honestly don't regret the choice I made.

She smiled vibrantly.

Asia: Because of it I can have the chance to be around Issei and you forever.

Ryu couldn't help but melt hearing this.

Ryu: Ok, as long as you're happy about it I'm fine.

Kiba and Koneko walked in hearing that.

Kiba: Yeah~ that's all great but-

Koneko: What are we gonna do about the door?

Ryu: Huh? Oh that?

He flicked his fingers up as the damage that the wall sustained seemingly never happened.

Ryu: Problem solved.

Rias: Ryu, WHAT?!

Ryu: You'll never know the trick.

Rias: ... I'll accept that as a challenge. Anyway, like I was saying.

She held her hand out as a small round bat appeared. Ryu looked closer at it before reaching to it putting his finger out. The bat looked at him for a moment before nuzzling against his hand.

Ryu: She's pretty friendly huh?

Rias was a bit stunned seeing this.

Rias: 'She's never been so friendly to a stranger.' Wait how did you know she was a girl?

Ryu: I've seen a lot of bats so I can tell. Also, does she talk?

Bat: Of course I do silly.

The bat transformed into a girl which surprised Ryu. He stood for a moment before containing to pet her which she seemed pleased by.

Ryu: You're familiars can transform into people?

Akeno: Some can. Familiars come in all shapes and sizes. Like mine.

Akeno held out her hand with a tiny imp appearing.

Issei: Cool, an imp!

The imp seemed to wander off to Ryu who held his hand out. It stepped on and did a little dance making Ryu slightly smile.

Koneko: This is Shiro.

She held out her hands showing a small white cat.

Ryu: Pfft, I'm sorry, but a white cat? Neko do you really want me to troll even more?

Neko: Suck it.

Ryu: I'm pretty sure that's your job.

Ryu Troll Count: 17

He scratched behind the cats ears making it purr happily. It even grabbed his finger rubbing it's head against it.

Kiba: Oh, mines badass!

Issei: No one cares about you're tiny dancer.

Kiba: Why you gotta hate man?

Ryu immediately backhanded Issei to the ground.

Ryu: Yeah I'm pretty curious.

Kiba: Right, meet Jack.

He held his finger up with a Black and Orange bird. Ryu looked closer and held out his finger for it to perch on. Jack looked closely for a moment before fluttering over on his finger chirping.

Kiba: Wow, all of our Familiars like you. You must have a gift.

Ryu thought of every time furry animals had surrounded him on an adventure with his Team or even by himself.

Ryu: I mean animals seem to like me a lot, maybe it's cause familiars are more competent ones?

Rias: I see. It certainly makes you more special. I know, how about you come along?

Ryu: Sure, why not?

Rias: Oh well worth a- Wait what?

Ryu: I already have Tina and another cyborg wolf as pets but another one couldn't hurt.

Rias: Tina?

Ryu: Did I not say Cyborg Wolf.

He whistled in the air as they all slightly panicked.

Rias: ARE YOU INSANE?!!

They all heard small scratching on the door. Ryu opened it revealing Tina but she was in a tiny form barely bigger than Shiro.

Tina: *Bark*.

Issei: And my brain is now officially fried.

Asia: She's so cute!!

Asia immediately ran to hug the small doggo confusing her for a moment but she licked her face afterwards. A moment later they heard voices.

???: Are we interrupting anything?

They looked to see both Sona Tsubaki and many others behind them.

Asia: Um, who are they?

Issei: That's the student council Asia.

Ryu: Glasses?

Sona: Kaizen?

???: Your the guy that beat Sona in Chess?!

Ryu looked at the blonde beside Sona.

Ryu: Must be too irrelevant for me to have noticed, who dis?

???: I'M THE ONE WHO YOU KICKED THE DOOR DOWN ON JACKASS!!!

SAJI "WHIPPED" GENSHIROU!!

Ryu: Huh? He was there?

Tsubaki: Yes.

Sona: Rias, why exactly is he here again? I thought the only ones you let into the ORC were, you know.

Ryu: Devils and other Supernatural Beings I know.

Rias: Yes, Ryu knows plenty about us.

Sona: I see. I had no idea he was reincarnated into your peerage.

Issei: Him? You'd have a better chance for him to stop blowing things up.

Rias: Yeah, I tried erasing his memories but then I failed pretty badly.

Sona: So you're a human powerful enough to resist a Devil's brain control?

Ryu: And you're a Devil.

Rias: Yes, Sona is the next head of the House of Sitri. Sona, this is my new Pawn, Issei Hyoudou, and my Bishop, Asia Argento.

Sona: Well this is my Pawn, Saji Genshirou.

Issei: Hey cool, that means we're twinsies-

Ryu: Say anything that gay again and I'll send you through the ceiling.

Issei immediately zipped his mouth closed.

Saji: Please, you and you're gaggle of slutty sluts aren't good enough to be in the same room as a bunch of distinguished Devils like the Sitri's.

Ryu deadpanned before looking at Rias.

Rias: No Ryu, although I can see why you'd want to punch him.

Issei: Watch it asshole!

Saji: Ha! Even gay Prince Charming couldn't protect you from me, I took up 4 pawn pieces bro.

Sona: So did he, but all of his mutated.

Saji: WHAT?!! ALL OF THEM?!!!

Rias: And I recommend you don't anger Ryu. He's strong enough to take down my entire Peerage without even breaking a sweat.

He looked at Rias before back at Ryu seeing the smirk he had just screaming "Try me".

Saji: Yeah I'm just gonna stay away from you...

Ryu: Smart decision.

Sona looked at him up and down confused.

Sona: You're definitely in peak condition for a normal human, but beating all of them?

Ryu: I'm everything but normal Glasses.

Sona: Well my apologies, I hope you'll forgive him his youthful naivety. Newbies don't always appreciate the finer points of civility do they?

Saji: Oh right, my pleasure.

He shook hands with Asia with her being the Cinnamon Roll she is showing pure kindness.

Asia: No the pleasure is all mine.

Right then Saji quickly showed more kindness.

Saji: Hey, are you sure your not an Angel cause I just saw you fall from heaven!

Ryu was 110% done as he was ready to punt Saji out of the window but Issei beat him to it crushing the blondes hand.

Issei: Saji I just wanna let you know if you even think about putting the moves on Asia I'll slice off your balls and feed the to you through a- AH!!!

Issei ducked under a kick from Ryu that was aimed at Saji unintentionally pulling him down. His kick created a pressurized burst of wind making a hole in the wall.

Ryu: The fuck Shitsei I almost got him!!

Issei: You almost got me asshole!!

Koneko: That would've been a bonus.

Time Skip of Ryu try to kill Saji and Issei!

Sona: I guess she didn't lie about your power.

Ryu: No shit. So anyway what we miss?

Rias: Since Sona wanted to go get Familiars for her Peerage as well, I thought it'd be a good idea to settle who gets first pick with sports.

Ryu: Ok then which one we doing?

Rias: Tennis.

Ryu: GOD DAMNIT GIRL!!

CHAPTER END!!