Last we left of Ryu had opened the door to his house as a deadpanned look formed on his face. Ruby along wit a woman with pink hair and one with bright red hair and fox ears were in front of him.

Ryu: -_- Do I even want to know how you found this place?

Ruby: Come on Ryu you should be glad to see us!

???: You could at least pretend to be a little happy.

???2: Come on man it's been months!

Ryu rolled his eyes before smiling.

Ryu: Hey Aero, Karma.

AERO TANGELOS!!

KARMA GEMINI!!

Aero walked over and kissed him on the cheek.

Ryu: But seriously? How the fuck did either of you get here?

Aero: A girls gotta keep some secrets for herself.

Ryu: ... AZURE, ERICA, GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!!

In a flash the two were in front of him with smiles.

Ryu: Why the fuck did you think it would be okay to just give everyone the address? Seriously, does the fact that I never told anyone mean nothing?

Azure: As likely as it is to have been me, we had nothing to do with this.

Ryu: ... That mother fucker.

Ryu pulled out his cellphone furiously dialing a number.

Ryu: Cherry Head either put your brother on the phone or give me his mother fucking number.

Rias: Ryu, why in the world would-

Ryu: GET HIM ON THE PHONE WITH ME SOME WAY GOD DAMNIT!!!

Rias: OW!!! CAN YOU NOT WITH THE G WORD?!!

Ryu: HE'S FUCKING DEAD WHAT DOES IT MATTER?!!!

Aero: What in the world?

Erica: He's trying to speak with the Devil.

Karma: Run that by me again?

Rias: UGHH, he's going to be here in another 2 days, you can talk to him then.

Ryu: You know what, if it means I can kick his ass to a church then fine.

He hung up annoyed.

Karma: Yeah there's some much needed context we're missing isn't there?

Ryu: Ok let me start off from the beginning.

TIME SKIP!!

WITH THE ORC!

Ryu: Wait why's the Holy Blueberry here?

Ryu was talking about Xenovia as she was in the Kuoh school uniform. Issei was more confused about the fact that Ruby was there but he was gawking over Aero.

Rias: Well, Xenovia is part of my Peerage now. She's took up the last Knight so she and Kiba will be the sword wielders that cover our right and left- Why are there veins on your head?

Ryu had veins forming on his forehead staring dead at Issei.

Ryu: Shitsei, I know you couldn't tell, but Aero is my girlfriend.

Issei hearing this was near a heart attack as his completion became pale. Ryu kicked Issei in the stomach sending him flying through the wall. Steam came from Ryu's nose.

Ryu: Hmph, mine.

Coco: You're dating Aero?

Ryu: Been 22 years.

Coco: Gonna be honest, kinda disappointed in myself I didn't see it sooner.

Aero: No one saw it coming Coco. Not even me.

Ryu: Well might as well introduce you guys. The short stack over here is Ruby Rose.

Ruby: High there! And I'm not that short Ryu!

Kiba: So he DOES mess with everyone.

Karma: Yes he does.

Ryu: ANYWAY the redhead right here is Karma. She's an into hog of the group, she's also what what people in the Kingdoms call a Faunus.

Asia: A Faunus?

Issei jumped back into the room holding his side.

Issei: She's basically got animal features and night vision.

Koneko: Hm, cool.

Kiba: That's pretty nice!

Karma: Least people on this side are understanding.

Ryu: And last but not least this pink haired princess is my girlfriend, Aero.

Aero: Ryu, do I look like Weiss to you?

Ryu: She's also a vampire.

Rias: ... Huh.

Erica: What's up?

Rias: Nothing just... A bit tiny bit of nostalgia.

Ryu: So anyway what kind of bullshit we doing today?

Rias: Well, while the school is still destroyed we were just planning to hang out-

Azure: Wait a minute, then why are you guys in your uniforms?

Rias was about answer before realizing that there was no reason.

Ryu: Pfft, ain't it obvious? Even if they're Devils they obviously have no life outside of school and contracting.

Ryu Troll Count: 24

Issei: Screw you!!

Ryu: I don't swing that way Shitsei.

Everyone slightly cracked up minus Issei who was deadpanning.

Rias: But anyway, we were planning on heading to the mall. Would you like to come?

Ryu: Pffft, no!

Akeno: Awww but it would be REALLY fun.

Azure: If I were actually trying to have fun then why would I be anywhere with Devils? I'll stick with my Godhood friends thank you.

Ruby: Oh so you told them.

Kiba: That reminds me I've been meaning to ask, who's the last DemiGod of Calamity.

Karma: Hint, in the room, fox ears.

They all looked at Karma slightly surprised.

Karma: I know, I don't look much like the fighting type. I've gotten that a lot.

Ryu: Anyway text me if ya need me, I'm gonna go for an enthusiastic walk.

Ryu was the first to disappear.

Erica: I think I'll stick around with you guys for a little bit.

Ruby: Same here, you all seem like nice people, even though your Devils.

Azure: I already made myself clear. I'm gonna stop the idiot from doing anything stupid.

He teleported away with lighting in his place.

Aero: Yeah his walks can get out of hand.

She vanished after them.

Karma: Well I'm gonna look around the town. Catch you guys later.

She vanished as well.

Issei: Do all of you just have overboard speed?

Erica: No, it's not just speed.

WITH RYU!

Ryu: Alright that makes seven random dudes that entered within the 4 foot radius of me. Some being from the school.

Ryu was marking down the number of people he was knocking out while taking a stroll listening to his music. A moment later Aero and Azure appeared.

Azure: Alright dude that's enough people caught in your crossfire today.

Ryu: Mmm, yeah I'm satisfied for a little while.

He stretched powering off his headphones.

Ryu: Anyway schools gonna be out for another week cause of my awesomeness so what do you guys feel like doing?

Aero: What exactly did you do to this place?

Ryu: Oh just rained 69 planes on it. Nothing too special.

Aero: -_- Stop being a smug jackass.

Ryu: But then I'll stop being the guy you love.

Aero: ...

Azure: He got you there.

Aero: Bite me.

Ryu: That's you're job miss blood sucker.

She looked at Ryu's neck before biting it.

Ryu: OW!

Aero stuck her tongue out.

Aero: You're the one who said it was my job.

Ryu: Hey, smart ass comments are my thing, stick to being hot and sassy.

Azure: Get a room you two.

Ryu: What do you think is in the house?

Azure: -_- Me and my big mouth.

TIME SKIP!!

Aero: So, let me get this straight, what's been going on for the last few months is that you saved Rias and gave her the chance to marry who she wants to-

Ryu: Mm hm.

Azure: And before you did that you got a Dragon God as a familiar?

Camelot: Hello.

Camelot was walking alongside them.

Aero: And before that you destroyed a church with KEV.

Ryu: The white fox tailed teenager.

Aero: You unlocked Issei's aura-

Ryu: Mmhm.

Aero: And before that you saying that-

Ryu/Aero: Akeno has been trying to go after me/you every fucking day since I/you showed a violent side.

Ryu: Yes it's like I didn't just get done explaining this.

Azure: Should you have explained it though?

Ryu: Better than her wondering why the hell she's horned up about me pretty much twenty four seven.

Aero: You really need to learn-

Ryu: How to keep my hormones under control I know!

They heard Ryu's phone ring at it was Issei's ringtone.

Ryu: Yeah what's up Issei?

He heard him talk as Ryu went silent for a moment.

Azure: You good dude?

Ryu: ...

Shonen: Oh he's been silent for 7 straight seconds this can't be-

Ryu: HE'S A DEADMAN!!!

In a sonic boom he was gone and in classic Ryu fashion kicked down the door of the mansion Issei was at.

???: Wow he didn't waste a second.

Issei: WAS THAT A SONIC BOOM?!!

Ryu: ZIP IT ISSEI! 12 pitch black crow wings! So YOU'RE Azazel!!

AZAZEL!!

Azazel: The DemiGod of Calamity Ryu. You're even more imposing in person.

Ryu: What's to stop me from erasing you from existence after putting you through agonizing pain?

Azazel: Ok let's settle down now, believe it or not Kokabiel stealing the swords and trying to start a war wasn't my idea.

Ryu: Yeah but not keeping a leash on your pets, not him, or Raynare's group, was. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT YOU REVIVING MOTHER FUCKING SALEM!! I KILLED HER FOR A DAMN REASON!!!

Azazel: Yes but I think we can both agree that the fate that befell her wasn't exactly a just one.

Ryu: Yeah yeah I know that she was cursed by the Gods of Light and Darkness to roam Remnant by herself forever and she was plunged into the pool of Grimm trying to end her suffering which didn't work and ended up leading to MY OWN suffering, hence why I killed the two after beating her.

Azazel: Don't worry, she's mostly why I overlooked Kokabiel. I couldn't let her go unsupervised so I've had to carefully monitor her movements-

Ryu: You realize I'm still gonna kick your goofy ass right?

Azazel: ... What do I have to do?

Ryu: Come again?

Azazel: What do I have to do to avoid getting attacked by you?

Ryu: ... First off, how have you treated Coco since she became a Fallen?

Azazel: Well even I have a heart so I made sure she was ok for a bit and it happened when she was 13 so~ I'd say relatively we-

Issei: Hold on... Did you just say-

Ryu/Shojo: FUCKING THIRTEEN?!!!!!

Azazel: Wait who was-

Ryu: Ok, you're safe, BUT THAT MICHAEL FUCKER IS LOSING HIS WINGS!!!

CHAPTER END!!