Ryu: Alright, that makes more sense now that I think about it.

Ryu flicked his fingers towards the door as it opened.

Ryu: Alright I got what we need to-

Issei: HOLY SHIT!!!!

They saw that the entire left side of the room was covered in blood.

Rias: There is easily 4 gallons of blood!!

Coco: ANYTHING IN HUMAN FORM DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH BLOOD!!

Raynare shuddered thinking back and held herself.

Kiba: This is both terrifying and kinda impressive.

Ryu: I don't like this method of violence, doesn't mean I'm not good at it.

Akeno: Ara-Ara, I never thought I'd meet a man more violent than me!

Koneko: You might wanna be careful when your around Akeno now.

Ryu: More on that later, anyway they want to steal Asia's Twilight Healing.

Asia: Wait, they wanted to take away my Sacred Gear?

Rias: That's basically taking her life away.

Coco: You were trying to kill her?!

Raynare: That wasn't my idea! This was Dohnaseek's plan.

Ryu: Who?

Coco: Cloaked guy with a hat and blue light spears.

Issei: That's the douche who tried to attack me after that night!

Ryu: Alright then. Anyway now I understand that part. For my next question, why the hell were you all after me?

Raynare: You have a scared gear too.

Ryu: Yeah but would you be worried about something like this?

He held his hand out summoning the Scythe.

Ryu: This thing doesn't even look all that special.

Raynare: Where have I seen that material before?

Ryu: Anyway Shitsei's looks more useful than this to me.

Raynare: What is your Sacred Gear?

Issei summoned it up on his hand. When Raynare looked at it she seemed to deadpan.

Raynare: Please tell me you're joking.

Issei: What?

Raynare: It's only a double critical!

Coco: This the first time I've seen it, I'm pretty disappointed myself.

Ryu: So that thing only doubles his power? I can do that by myself!

Shojo: Pretty mundane. It's a weaker Kaio-Ken.

Issei: That's everything?

Ryu: Yup. So it's basically useless to you. 0 times 0 is just that.

Issei: OW!

Asia: Well I think Issei's is definitely more than just that.

Issei: Thanks Asia.

Raynare: Ugh, whatever. They were planning to extract the gear at the church.

Ryu hearing that had his meme senses go up.

Ryu: So what you're saying is that we'll be killing a bunch of priest too?

Raynare: Yes?

Ryu: Hold on, I gotta make a phone call. Don't worry I'm gonna be there.

He kicked down the door walking out and dialing a number.

Ryu: Yeah man I'm gonna need some assistance on this one.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu was walking through the neighborhood in the phone.

Ryu: I told you that you won't need a weapon on par with THAT!

???: Hey man, I told you that if you called me for something like this I'd go all in.

Ryu: And I respect that, but the town can stay intact.

???: Alright, see you later then.

He hung up as Ryu sighed. Right then he looked up seeing Issei and Asia waving to him.

Ryu: Oh, hey guys.

He they made their ways over to each other as Issei seemed confused.

Issei: What was that about the town?

Ryu: Just a friend that's probably as destructive as me.

Issei: WHAT?!!!

Asia: I don't exactly understand, but I'm sure it couldn't be that bad.

Issei: Asia trust me!! Ryu is probably the most destructive kind of guy there can be!! I've seen what one of his attacks could do and believe me it was not light!!

Ryu: He's not wrong. Anyway we're gonna need you to stay at the ORC.

Asia: Alright.

Ryu: But we can at least hang out for a little till Cherry Head calls.

Asia: Um, Cherry Head?

Issei: He means Rias.

Asia: That's what you call her?

Ryu: Among other things.

Issei: Anyway let's do some stuff!

Ryu: Alright, lead the way Shitsei.

Issei: When will you actually call me by my name?!

Ryu: Do something worth while and I may think about it.

Asia: Do you have nicknames for everyone?

Ryu: Uh huh. Everyone accept Raynare. Cause Crazy Crow Bitch is a mouthful.

Issei: Let's just go.

TIME SKIP!!

For the entirety of the daytime Ryu Issei and Asia went around the town heading to arcades burger shops, and even the parks.

Issei: How did you eat 20 burgers and drink 20 sodas?

Ryu: Saiyan's have way more stomach space than pretty much any race in the universe.

Asia: It's still hard to believe you have alien DNA.

Ryu: Yeah I get that. I was pretty shocked to learn that my old man-

Ryu stopped as he felt something in the distance.

Ryu: Well, my friends here.

As they were about to question what they were saying Ryu teleported them all to the ORC.

Ryu: Gonna be back gotta take care of something.

He teleported out of the room reappearing in a forest.

Ryu: Gotta love Yardrat Techniques.

???: They're bullshit but fun.

He looked behind him seeing a familiar face smirking. He started smirking as well walking forward.

TIME SKIP!!

Rias: Ugh, where is he? Ryu was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago.

The ORC and the Fallen Angels were waiting outside of the church.

Coco: Just be prepared to run from an explosion.

Kiba: A what?

The heard rumbling as Coco and Issei for some reason felt the same meme urges Ryu had. They all turned around being wide eyed and then wide mouthed seeing what they saw.

TINA "CYBORG WOLF" KAIZEN!!

Ryu: SURPRISE MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!

They all screamed seeing the two beast he rode in on.

Issei: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!

Kiba: WHAT IS THAT?!!

???: DON'T QUESTION IT AND JUST ROLL WITH IT!!

This came from a hooded male who was flying on what seemed to be a black dragon.

Ryu/???: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ryu: Ahhhh that might've been a new favorite entrance of mine. Where's Neko?

He looked down noticing Koneko was latching onto his leg for dear life.

Ryu: Might Wanna get you're head in the game soon.

Rias: Just- HOW?!!

Akeno: Also, who's this guy?

???: You can find out after this is done with Akeno.

Akeno: Wait, you know my name?

???: Yeah. I know exactly who all of you are.

Ryu: Anyway, let's do this. Tina.

Tina: *BARK*!

Ryu: Don't you give any sass.

Issei: You can understand I-

Ryu covered his mouth.

Ryu: Imma tell you this only once: You call Tina an it, and she buzzsaw's you're face off.

Issei nodded rapidly with Ryu uncovering his mouth.

???: You too. Make sure not to go overboard.

???2: Oh fine.

Koneko: -_- Oh great, it can talk too.

Ryu: Hey, leave deadpans to me.

The giant animals prepared blast as soon the sent small beams into the church creating multiple explosions.

Ryu/???: DEATH!!!

The two were the first to charge in as surprisingly the red haired man seemed to be just as destructive and powerful as Ryu. Issei having been exposed to Ryu's madness seemed to just say-

Issei: Fuck it. PROMOTION TO QUEEN!!

He skipped literally every other piece and went straight to Queen going in and kicking ass.

Akeno: Mmm, I think I'm gonna join in too!

She leapt into action and began zapping anything in range with Thunder.

Kiba: Well of you can't beat em-

Koneko: Join em.

They both went in and started fighting as well with Ryu's maniacal laughter echoing through the skies. Rias just facepalmed holding back her urge to just drop everything and scream.

Raynare: Just who is this guy?

Coco: That girls, is Ryu Kaizen.

Ryu: THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE UNDERAGED ORPHAN BOYS YOU TWISTED FUCKS!!!

Ryu started causing explosions himself. Not from another attacks, LITERAL pure explosions. The Fallen Angels had come from the basement seeing the carnage.

Kalawarner: What is going on here?!

???: DEATH BITCH!!

The mystery man threw his fist forward causing fire to come from it and burn the Fallen.

???: Whoops, looks like I went a little overboard.

His hood started to burn as well revealing his face and that he had many fox tails.

Issei: WOAH!! It you really turned up the heat!

Rias: Just who are you?

???: Well, I might as well. You can call me Kev.

KEV ANGELS!!

Rias looked closer at him before her eyes widened.

Rias: Y-You're a Devil?

Kev: Yup.

Ryu: Well, Kev's a different case. He's actually a lot of things. Part Devil, Alien, Dragon-

Issei: Dragon?

Kev: Yeah that's a long story. Diablos.

The dragon from outside disappeared and seemingly floated back into Kev.

Coco: How'd you do that?

Kev: Well even though you saw him out there, Diablos is my Sacred Gear.

Diablos: Chaos Dragon at your service.

Issei: You're Sacred Gear is a Dragon?!

Kev: Technically it's a mask but yeah. Also, hold out your left hand.

He seemed confused but did it anyway.

Kev: It's about time you wake up no?

His finger began to glow as he flicked the green gem making it glow as well. Soon enough Issei's gauntlet started to transform as it became more Dragon like.

Rias: A Dragons Hand?!

Ryu: A what? 'I could've sword I've been through this before. Fang must've blocked my memories.'

Issei: Wh-What is this?!!

Coco: So that's why...

Raynare: No, no it must be a mistake!

Kev: Nope. I used some of my power to give him a tiny jumpstart. Though I can imagine Ddraig is a little salty that I could force him awake with one finger.

Issei: Ddraig?

Rias: He must mean the Dragon that lives in your Sacred Gear.

Kev: Uh huh. One of the Two Heavenly Dragons. Boosted Gear is especially powerful among the Longinus Variations.

He smirked before turning around.

Kev: Anyway if I stay too long it'd be too easy for all of you.

Rias: Wait have you already lived through this?

Kev: Yup. Life ain't supposed to be easy Rias.

He waved them off before teleporting away.

Ryu: *Sigh* One of the only guys out there who's even stronger than me.

Rias: Stronger?!

Ryu: Yup, there's only 2 other people.

CHAPTER END!!