Ryu was fine tuning a guitar as he was at the front of Kuoh Academy with Sona.

Sona: And you're sure you aren't gonna say you're waisting your time right before it start and just leave.

Ryu: Yeah, I kinda feel like asserting my awesomeness today.

Sona: Alright, but I didn't know that you could sing Kai- I mean, Lord Ryu.

Ryu: Glasses cut it out with the Lord shit.

Sona: Well when I'm talks by to a deity that can destroy an entire planet with the tap of his foot it's kind of hard to not address them with respect.

Ryu: Ughh, yeah yeah I get it. Just Ryu is fine.

He strung the guitar as it sounded just right to him.

Ryu: Perfect.

He played a few notes as the ORC peaked from corner. He stopped before deadpanning in their directions.

Ryu: Scuttle off to class you lot. Everyone did so but Azure stayed as he was carrying 5 bags.

Sona: Wait, what are those for?

Azure: The stereo speakers, and a drum set.

Sona: But those are at least 500 pounds each!

Azure: I'm and DemiGod Sitri, it isn't that impossible.

He sat them down.

Ryu: Thanks Azure.

Sona: You do realize you both need to get to class now don't you?

Ryu: Yup, but if it's for open house then it's fine, right?

Sona: *Sigh* I suppose.

TIME SKIP!!

The two were on a stage with Ryu playing notes on his unplugged guitar.

Ryu: *Sigh* Where is she?

Karma: Sorry guys!

The look to Karma who jumped onto the stage with her hand behind her head.

Azure: Karma, we told you to get here at 5th period, what was the hold up?

Karma: Well~ I was sorta trying to get Rias to admit her boobs where fake.

Ryu: Oh you're good then.

Azure: I... Are they?

Karma: No, but it's still fun to mess with her. Anyway did Erica fine tune the speakers.

Ryu: Yup, but you'll have to hurry to set up the pyro- And you already did it didn't you?

Karma: Oh just a few hours ago.

Azure: Perfect, but you sure you don't wanna join?

Karma: Depends, you two have any snacks on you?

Azure: You and you're sweet tooth.

Ryu: I will buy you 10 weeks worth of snacks.

Karma: You know I can blow through that in 2 days.

Ryu: Yeah.

More time passed as students and parents gathered outside. If you couldn't guess the two were planning to play a song for everyone for open house. How that came to be you may ask? Hint: Rose Petals. In the crowd Ruby had a cheeky smile that was full of smugness.

Ryu: Note to self: Drop a house on Rubes. Ready?

Azure: Yup.

Ryu played a riff on his electric guitar and Azure started drumming like a pro as everyone couldn't believe there ears.

HIT THE MUSIC!!

Ryu: I will stand in the face of any danger
No stranger to an obstacle
I'm the force pushing back on any wager
To the place that I call my home
You'll soon meet your fated demise
Now look me in the eyes
Your weakness I despise
The blood that flows inside me
An heir to Saiyan royalty
Chosen to be the prince of this society
You'll see a strength that your reality
Could not perceive, your mind enters insanity.
These heights, that I have achieved
Limits only broken by
My strength and pride!
When all have come to see
They will know we're not the same
Now say my name!

So naive thinking that at any moment
I couldn't bring you to your knees and
All I see is a shell of disappointment
You stand before the almighty, so
Bow down before I proceed
Now look me in the eyes
Your weakness I despise
The blood that flows inside me
An heir to Saiyan royalty
You lack the strength, and bare no sense of loyalty
You'll see a strength that your reality
Could not perceive, your mind enters insanity
These heights that I have achieved
Limits only broken by
My strength and pride!
When all have come to see
They will know we're not the same
Now say my name!

The two began playing harder on their instruments as everyone present was loving every second of it as soon flames shot from the side of the stage.

These heights that I have achieved
Limits only broken by
My strength and pride
When all have come to see
They will know we're not the same
Now say my name!!

MUSIC END!!

When the music ended fireworks went up in the air as the crowd cheered.

Ryu: Alright people give it up for Karma and Erica for helping us set this up!

They all gave the two girls a round of applause as well. The school day had ended early for everyone as the DemiGod's we're packing all of the equipment.

Rias: You can sing?!!

Ryu: No, all of that there was just good lip sinking- What the fuck does it look like?

Akeno: A man of many talents I see! And that was some amazing drumming Azure!

Azure: Thanks.

Ryu waited for the rest of the parents to leave as quickly transported everything into hammer space.

Xenovia: What was that?

Ryu: Hammer Space Blue-

Ryu stopped immediately as he sensed something.

Ryu: Where is he?

Kiba: What's up?

Ryu: THERE'S ANOTHER CHERRY HEAD AROUND THE SCHOOL!!!

Coco: Wait a sec, another Rias?

Ryu: Wh- No! Why the hell would... Ok I guess there would be a confusion but no!! Cherry Head Senior is here!!

Sirzechs: I see you're ever the perceptive one Lord Ryu.

Ryu turned his head seeing Sirzechs and a man that looked similar to him.

Ryu: ... Eh?

???: Ah, so this is the DemiGod of Calamity.

Ryu: ... Azure... Please, PLEASE don't tell me I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing.

Azure: If you're seeing someone who's probably part of Rias' family, most likely the father, then sorry dude, you're out of luck.

ZEOTICUS GREMORY!!

Ryu: WHY IS THERE A THIRD?!!!

Zeoticus: Ummm, I think I'm missing some context here.

Sirzechs: Oh, well Ryu here isn't too fond of our little Ri-Ri's company.

Rias: BROTHER NOT YOU TOO!!!

Ryu: I refuse to deal with this! She's annoying enough! I will end up blowing up remnant if they're all near me for more that 30 seconds!!

Ryu turned and flew back to his house.

Karma: Yeah don't mind him too much.

Sirzechs: Ah, you must be Karma.

Karma: So you do know.

Azure: Yeah here's my question, why'd you bring all four of the DemiGod's of Calamity to the same town knowing full well what they could do?

Sirzechs: While it does seem reckless of the surface there is a method to my madness.

Erica looked at him before a thought crossed her mind.

Erica: Do you think that we can keep things safe in the meeting?

Sirzechs: I have a strong belief that you could.

Erica: Well for the three of us sure, but you REALLY can't think Ryu will keep any sort of peace. Or not start any chaos himself.

Sirzechs sweated a bit.

Sirzechs: Yes but, I think 3 can do at least something to one.

Ruby: Well that's true, but that's putting Remnant at risk.

WITH RYU

Ryu: I am going to shiv you one of these days Fang.

Ryu breathed out a sigh of relief finally being out of range from the three crimson haired devils. He sensed something off around the area as he could feel another God near. Although this one wasn't alone as a he sensed two strong energies that though weren't as powerful as what he has sensed before was nothing to sneeze at.

Ryu: Where have I sensed those energies before. And that feels like aura.

Shojo: I think we might've been evil when this went on.

Ryu tracked the energy not wanting to teleport yet. He saw the familiar tavern as he sighed.

Ryu: So this is gonna be the place where I meet every Greek fucking God apparently.

He kicked down the door and jumped onto the top floor.

Ryu: Do not comment on my senses being sharp or me being the strongest DemiGod of Calamity or shit like that.

???: Straightforward, I like that. I am Artemis, you should know what I am the Greek Goddess of.

ARTEMIS!!

Ryu: Oh, Goddess of the Hunt, another one I can actually get along with. Now where'd those other energies come from?

???: Look behind you.

He turned seeing two faces he had not expected to see for another... Well ever again.

Ryu: ...Time the fuck out, what?

LEONE!!

AKAME!!

Shojo: Well this is surprising.

Akame: I thought you'd be at least a little happy to see us after all this time.

Ryu: Again I ask: TIME THE FUCK OUT WHAT?!!! LEONE, AKAME?!!!

Leone: Good to see you yah big lug!!

Ryu: Ok that's too much for my brain. WHITE HAIR GODDESS, EXPLAIN!!!

Artemis: Well this was shortly after you left their world. They had used the portal gun to travel around with the first place the went to being remnant.

Ryu: You fucking what mate?

Artemis: Although they were a quarter of the way across the world from you.

Ryu: More sense can be made of this.

Leone: Those Grimm over in the Kingdoms aren't a joke, we barely fended off a pack of Alpha Beowolves!

Akame: You weren't kidding when you said this world could toughen anyone up.

Ryu: Yeah, why are you with her though?

Artemis: Well I saw two independent woman who refused to be tied down by any man, and I thought they'd be a good addition to the Hunters of Artemis.

Leone: We didn't accept though!

Ryu: Good, Night Raid must have been enough for you.

Akame: Though the thought of Eternal Life did seem interesting.

Ryu: Damn, I just really can't believe this. Welp, I guess I feel like being a nice jackass today so drinks on me girls.

Leone: ALRIGHT!!

Ryu: Wait hold on Akame, you legal age now?

Akame: I'm 18 now.

Ryu: Ok just about.

Leone: Wow even as a good guy you still worry legal age.

Ryu: Yeah like I said 2 decades ago I have morals.

Leone: Uhh, that was 2 YEARS ago.

Ryu: Hm? Oh right, well kids long story short I may look like I'm still 19 but my actual age for this life is around 39-42.

Leone: HUH?!!

Ryu: Yeah that's a story for another time. Anyway I'm prepared for the suffering my wallet is about to go through.

TIME SKIP!!

It was the next day as Ryu was banging his head on a table at his home.

Ryu: Why did I pay so much fucking money?

Erica: You good Ryu?

Ryu: Does it look like I'm fucking good to you partner?!!

Karma: So that's a no.

Ruby: Well what happened?

Ryu: I forgot I have two friends that eat as much a Goku and fucking Vegeta.

Azure: Yikes, dudes or chicks?

Ryu: Chicks that I'm pretty sure fell in love with me.

Aero: WHAT?!!!

Ryu: HEY HEY HEY!! This was from 20 years ago for me! That was still when I was... In the darker part of my life.

Aero: *Sigh* Salem?

Ryu: Salem.

Ruby: Were you trying?

Ryu: No but I wasn't exactly refusing. That world I pretty much honed my skills in assassination.

He heard a familiar ringtone on his phone answering and yelling over the phone.

Ryu: CHERRY HEAD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!!!

Rias: Is this a bad day for me to be calling? Cause that's a lot more hostility than usual.

Ryu: You already called me so spill it!!

Rias: *Sigh* Coco said that you might want to see the other Bishop of my Peerage. She was saying because it was a "Bootleg Meme" of someone.

Ryu rose an eyebrow as he teleported to the Devils.

Ryu: Ok Coco what's going on?

Coco: Just turn around.

He turned around and saw what looked to be a blonde in a Kuoh Girls uniform.

Ryu: ... I feel like there A LOT of context I'm missing.

???: SCARY!!

The blonde slowly backed away as Ryu seemed slightly confused.

Ryu: Ok, so what exactly's so special about this kid?

He also noticed Issei on the ground with tears comically streaming down his face.

Issei: OH GOD!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!

Coco: You forsook him Ise.

Rias: Well Ryu, this little boy is Gasper Vladi.

GASPER VLADI!!

Rias: Before I had the honor of making him my Bishop, he was half human and half vampire.

Ryu froze as Rias' words echoed through his mind. Specifically the word boy.

Ryu: ... Rias...

Rias: Uhhhh, y-yes?

Ryu: Did you just say, boy?

Rias: I did.

Ryu: ... A trap then. Alright kid get out of there. My girlfriend would kill you if she found out you were a vampire staying here.

He grabbed Gasper by the wrist trying to pull him out of a coffin.

Gasper: AHHH!!

The area glowed confusing Ryu as everyone stopped.

Ryu: Hold up, what the hell's going on?

Gasper was entirely shocked seeing Ryu move.

Gasper: W-What? Y-you can move?

Ryu: Yeah, no shit. Why wouldn't I be able to-

The area went back to normal as everyone was a bit confused.

Ryu: Alright, an explanation would be good.

Akeno: It looks like it was the forbidden Balor View but...

Ryu: But what?

Coco: N-No one but the users should be able to move in the stopped time!

Ryu: A blonde vampire... Who can stop fucking time...

Rias: That's right.

Ryu: HE'S A BOOTLEG VERSION OF DIO MOTHER FUCKING BRANDO!!!!

CHAPTER END!!