Ryu: Seriously Coco you have no fucking idea how confused I was when I was in a completely different world.

Coco: Not as confused as I am realizing you actually DID go to another world. Maidens, you having a Vampire Girlfriend, Fairy Tale's being real? I'm gonna be pinching myself for a while.

The two old friends were catching up as they were walking to the address Ryu had on the paper.

Coco: I knew you had an instinct for battle, but a line of warriors? AND you saving worlds in past lives with a Wolf Spirit?

Shojo: Yup. Two times.

Ryu: Technically I saved two worlds in one life twice.

Toka: You are something else. By the way, how're Azure Karma and Erica?

Ryu: Pretty good actually. Anyway we're here.

They arrived at a rather large house in a small neighborhood.

Ryu: THE FUCK?!!

Coco: WOAH!!

???: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

Ryu recognized the scrappy voice seeing the cause of it was Issei.

Ryu: Oh great, it's you Shitsei.

Issei: It's Issei asshole!!

Coco: Wait, you know the super Perv?

Issei: So you're my neighbor now?

Ryu: *Sigh* Yes Shitsei, you have the honor of living in the same vicinity as me! You can feel free to worship the ground I stand on!

Issei: DAMNIT ALL! To top it off you're with one of the hottest chicks in school!

Ryu: *Sigh* You know what, I'll be the good guy on this one.

Coco: And by that you mean?

He leapt from the stairwell in front of Issei.

Ryu: Ok, I'll admit the two of us didn't actually get off on the right foot. I'll actually introduce myself.

Issei: Uh- Oh right I don't even know your name.

Ryu: I'm Ryu, Ryu Kaizen.

Issei: Well, I'm Issei Hyoudou. I am kind of a Perv but-

Ryu: Sorry not exactly in THAT big of a talking mood. Also gotta figure out what the fuck is in there. Later!

He dashed back up leaving a confused Issei.

Issei: 'I can't tell if he's a good guy or a complete jackass.'

Ryu unlocked the door and as soon as they walked in they were amazed seeing the inside.

Ryu: THANK YOU MR PLOT!

Coco: What is this?!

They searched around as Ryu laughed like a kid in a candy shop.

Ryu: Man a shooting range, hot tubs, a fully stocked kitchen! Even a workout room!

Coco: *Distance* There's even gaming-

Ryu having not seen that teleported right where Coco was. His jaw was dropped open seeing multiple gaming consoles.

Ryu: Am I in heaven?

He looked around seeing a Nintendo Switch. They looked at each other before smirking.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu: HAHA Bayonetta for the win!!!

Coco: Damnit!! I knew you'd pull bullshit like that!!

The two had started playing Smash Bros.

Coco: That counter is just freaking ridiculous!

Ryu: Hah! Get good scrub!

Coco: How could you use her so easily?!

Ryu: Just seeing Azure use her constantly. Ultimate Copy for the win!

Coco: What, no more Perfect?

Ryu: Pfft, no. I don't just Copy to a T, I can do whatever I see on a level greater. Anyway it's pretty late.

Coco: What are you talking about it's only- 12 AM?!!!

Ryu: Yeah we've been playing since 4.

Coco: Huh. I guess time flies by when you're having fun.

Shojo: That it does.

Coco: Also, are you just always there?

Shojo: Pretty much. I've been around since before this Ryu was born. I'm pretty sure I was around since... A few millennia ago.

Ryu: Wait my lives were around for that long?

Shojo: Yup. I think first came a child who got sent to a digital world when he was 11, a Rebel Knight, a Demon Dragon God, a Ninja God, and now you.

Coco: Wait you were a God in TWO lives?

Ryu: That's a story for another time. Come on.

She stood up grabbing her things.

Coco: I didn't think we'd be able to hang out like this again.

Ryu: To be honest neither did I. I guess coming back around the world WAS a good thing.

They walked to the door as they looked at each other.

Coco: Wanna do this again sometime?

Ryu: Well I'm aloud to skip school once a week now so of course. Later Miss Accessories.

She laughed hearing that name.

Coco: Really wanna use nicknames Shadow the Hedgehog?

Ryu looked at her with a smug smirk.

Coco: Okay I'll admit you had to coolest one. Good seeing again Ryu.

Ryu: Same here Coco. Later.

They high five'd as she walked away and Ryu closed the door.

Ryu: This wasn't so bad after all.

She walked in the night seemingly happy.

???: You seem awfully happy Coco.

She heard a deep voice echo around before gaining a serious look.

Coco: Come out now Dohnaseek. I'm not a fan of these kinds of games.

A blue spear of light came at her from behind. She sensed this and caught it. That's when it revealed to have been thrown by a man in a trench coat who had jet black wings.

Coco: And your response is to throw a light spear at me.

She crushed it making him smirk.

Dohnaseek: I heard you mention that happened to be Ryu.

She glared at him and almost seemed to crack a smile.

Coco: And if it was?

Dohnaseek: You know what would have to happen.

Coco: It wouldn't be a smart idea to try and threaten him. When we were just When he was just in his first of Beacon there wasn't much that could stop him. He was a monster. Give someone like that 2 years and you've got a God in Flesh.

Dohnaseek: Well that does pose a problem.

Coco: It's more than a problem. Attack him at your own risk.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu: 'Shojo, am I the only one still wondering how the hell they got the address.'

Shojo: No honestly.

Ryu walked into a store before paying for a few items.

Ryu: 'I mean seriously they have no contact between here and remnant. At least they definitely shouldn't.'

Shojo: Especially after James death.

Ryu: 'I'm not apologizing.'

Shojo: For him? No you shouldn't.

Ryu: 'Just talking about it still puts me in an annoyed mood. For Gods sake he got my mother involved in that.'

He kept walking as at the moment all he wanted to do was get back into his house. But as fate had it, a familiar nuisance to him came along.

Issei: HEY RYU, CHECK THIS OUT!!

Ryu: Shitsei, I'm gonna turn around. If I don't find what you're trying to show me the least bit interesting, I'm gonna kill you!

He turned around seeing Issei was with a girl in a red school uniform.

???: Hi. My names Yuma Amano.

"YUMA AMANO"

Ryu: Guess what Perv.

Issei: Wh-What?

Ryu: I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!

He leaped down ready to bust Issei's skull wide open.

Issei: AHHHH!!!

Before his flying kick could land Yuma stepped in front of him. He stopped midair and flipped onto his feet.

Ryu: You got a death wish or something? That kick was probably gonna kill him.

Yuma: I'm sorry, but aren't friends supposed to y'know, be happy when one of them gets a girlfriend?

Ryu looked at Issei and back to Yuma before laughing.

Ryu: Shitsei?! Me?! Friends?!! AHAHAHA!!! *Inhales* Nah. There has been literally NO amount of actual dialogue between us that you could even be able to consider us friends. Frankly he can only lick the dirt off my boots.

Issei: DUDE THAT'S COLD!

Ryu: You've got a get out of beating free card today man. Word of advise, next time, don't stop me when I'm right at my doorstep or it's DEATH.

Issei: GOT IT!!

He opened the door before slamming it sighing.

Shojo: Self control, nice.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu was walking and talking with someone as it seemed to be evening.

Ryu: So yeah, let me tell you I had to blow up a few planets for what I was trying to do Neo.

NEO "ICE CREAM" POLITAN!!

Neo: You don't say?

Ryu: Uh huh.

Neo: You realize that the others told me this story right luv?

Ryu: Ok when and how.

Neo: Erica told me.

Ryu: Right. Oh and before any jackasses try and say "NEO'S MUTE" to Fang, I reversed the damage to her larynx.

Neo: It was quite simple for him really.

Ryu: Anyway Neo things are relatively peaceful here.

Shojo: Give it some time, something's bound to come up.

Ryu: Don't jinx me damnit!!

Neo: It's not her Ryu. You are a tad bit of a danger magnet. There's no way you can't be pulled into some bizarre kind of world for more than a day.

Ryu: You see, this is why I'm staying away from the kingdoms. There is literally nothing that's be able to fuck up what's up here. There aren't any Grimm, I'm just attending normal school, it's kind of a break for me in a way.

Neo: Mm yes yes, but you realize that the person you call Fang probably just likes messing around with you right?

Ryu: Oh Fang knows how to take it easy. He would never.

Neo: Oooh, you shouldn't tempt fate like that luv. It'll go Tit for Tat for what you say.

Ryu: Neo there so many thing I can think of that won't go wrong.

She bit down on a random crepe stifling a laugh.

Neo: Oh you'll probably regret that.

???: Hey Ryu!

Right then Ryu realized every word he said was heard by a certain someone. He turned around seeing Issei and Yuma.

Ryu: F-Fang, you know I was just joking right?

Issei: Who are you talking to?

Ryu: Huh? Oh hey Shitsei.

Issei: That nickname isn't going away any time soon is it?

Ryu: Prove that you're worth it I might use your real name from time to time. Till then, Shitsei stays.

Issei: Huh.

Yuma: Well I think there could be worse names.

Ryu: Oh trust me there can.

Issei: Anyway who's your friend?

Neo: Good day, my name is Neo.

Issei: Nice to meet you then Neo!

He looked down before blushing just a tad with a pervy look.

Ryu: Stay loyal and keep you're eyes off my friend.

Issei: Gah! My bad!!

For whatever reason they started walking together. Yuma stopped as Ryu immediately sensed something off.

Ryu: Neo do you have your umbrella?

Neo: No I didn't think I'd need it.

Ryu: Shit. Stay behind me then.

Yuma: Can I ask you a question? In honor of our first date, there's something I want to do, to commemorate this special moment.

Issei: Sure you can ask me for anything at all.

Ryu: 'Fang please just be cool about this.'

Fang: Ryu, it's me. There's always gonna be something crazy going on.

Ryu: *Sigh* Neo you were right.

Shojo: Oh this can't be good.

Yuma: Would you die for me?

Issei: Uh- I'm sorry can you repeat that? I don't think I heard you-

Ryu: She's wants to kill you ya fucking horn ball.

She smiled before her clothes seemed to rip off.

Ryu: -_- This is definitely an Ecchi Anime.

Right then new and more revealing clothes. Not only that but she sprouted black wings.

Ryu: I just wanted at least a week of peace.

"Yuma": *Sigh* I didn't exactly want to kill you but orders are orders. The date wasn't really that bad either. Thanks for the gift, it was honestly sweet of you. Even so.

She held out her hand as a red spear of light formed.

Ryu: Neo, on three.

She nodded.

Issei: Yuma wait-

"Yuma": You need to go.

She thrusted the spear forward to his heart but it was stopped by Ryu.

With a single finger.

"Yuma": What?!

Ryu: Yeah this thing is nowhere near sharp enough to even make me feel it.

"Yuma": Don't get in the way!

Ryu: Neo go!!

Out of nowhere Neo kicked Raynare in the face sending her back.

Issei: Wh-What the hell is going on?!

Ryu: Hell if I know. Look, as I see there's only two things that can go down here. Either you get hit by a stray attack and die, or you accept my offer. Don't ask what. Choose.

Issei didn't have much time to think as he looked up.

Issei: F-Fine!! I'll take your offer!!

Shojo: Wow Ryu, didn't expect you to ever do this here.

Ryu smirked as he put his hand on Issei's head.

Ryu: For it is in struggle that we achieve invincibility. Through this, we become a Paragon of Hope and Strength to go Beyond all who are not. Infinite in Bravery and Unbound by Gods, I release thy soul, and by my power unleash thee.

Issei started to glow red as he started to wobble.

Issei: Wh-What the hell did you just-

"Yuma" looked at him shocked.

"Yuma": N-No. It can't be! You're him!

Ryu: The hell are you on about?

Neo: I'm pretty confused here too dearie.

"Yuma": This changes everything now.

She flew away leaving them all confused.

Issei: What the hell is this?

Ryu: Well this is called aura dude.

Issei: Aura?

Out of nowhere a flyer in Issei's pocket started glowing. It flew out and a red Magic Circle appeared.

Issei: Huh?

From it came a girl with long crimson hair.

Ryu: The hell is- Argh.

They all felt something straining in their minds as Ryu felt it the least but it still annoyed him.

Ryu: Who the hell are you?

???: My name is Rias Gremory.

RIAS GREMORY!!

Issei: R-Rias? How is this happening?!

Neo: Argh, what on Remnant are you doing?!

Ryu: Brain control that's what. Could you please fuck off?

Rias: I have no idea what you're talking about.

The strain became more as Neo fell to a knee and Issei clutched his head in pain. Ryu not having any of this walked forward with a pissed grin.

Ryu: Stop or I'll tear the silicone from your tits and choke you with it.

She cringed from the image as she stopped.

Ryu: Was that so hard?

Rias: You... You're different.

Ryu: No shit. Come on Neo.

She got up dusting herself off to the surprise of Rias.

Rias: Wait do you not want-

Ryu: Didn't ask don't care go fuck yourself.

He kept walking as Neo followed him. Before she could even ask they teleported away.

Neo: What do you think that was about?

Ryu: Don't know and I don't want to.

Neo: Well I think I've had enough for one day. Text me if ya need me luv.

Ryu: Alright. Later Neo.

He then open a red and black portal. Neo walked in as it closed as Ryu sighed.

Ryu: Fang, why?

Fang: When you know God's listening, don't be saying dumb shit.

They heard a knock at the door as Ryu facepalmed.

Ryu: Ugh great what now?

He opened the door to see Coco there.

Ryu: Sup Coco?

Coco: Hey Ryu...

Shojo: Uh oh...

Coco: We need talk.

She sprouted raven Wings similar to Yuma's.

Ryu: O_O..... -_-

CHAPTER END!!