House of Phenex.
Coco had finally gotten back from the little rant she had with the Fallen Angel Governor Azazel. It was late as she opened the door surprisingly finding Kiba and Ryu playing Super Smash Bros.
Coco: ... I have several questions.
Ryu: Sup Co, welcome- CRAP!!
He narrowly avoided a KO punch from Little Mac and used a Shoryuken with Ken to knock him out.
Kiba: SHIT!!
Ryu: HAHA!! Eat that Goldilocks!!
Coco: Seriously, when did you guys start hanging out?
Kiba: Ok, well long story short Ryu and I found each other online and found out we had a common interest in Super Smash Bros.
Coco: Makes more sense.
She slightly smiled seeing the two get along.
Coco: Alright move over boys! Time for me to join the fun!
She grabbed a controller before they all started playing.
TIME SKIP!!
Ryu: WAIT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU MEAN NORA BEAT AZURE?!
Ryu is as currently yelling over the phone with someone.
Ryu: I know what the hell you said but it makes no sense!! He's as strong as me, you couldn't convince me that-
He listened closer shocked to hear what he did.
Ryu: SHE BIT INTO A DUST CRYSTAL AND HIT HIS HEAD WITH HER HAMMER?!
His phone rang as he saw there was a message from Rias.
Ryu: Ah shit it's Cherry Head. Talk to ya later Rubes.
He hung up looking at the message.
Ryu: "Ryu, there's gonna be an important meeting for the club after school at 3. I was thinking about keeping you out of it but since you technically are involved members you and Coco should be allowed to know." Rias.
Ryu seemed mildly confused reading that.
Ryu: Ok, so that's new. I got some time to get some lunch so I'll make it last second.
TIME SKIP!!
The Occult Research Club was waiting for Ryu with two new faces in the room.
Coco: 'Ryu, now isn't the time for you to be taking you're sweet time.'
???: Lady Rias, you say there's still one more man we must wait for correct?
Rias: Yes. Although he can be a bit overbearing at times, I'd at least like to wait for him until the deadline I gave him would be up Grayfia.
GRAYFIA "WHITE HAIRED MILF!! LUCIFUGE!
Grayfia: Very well.
???: My darling, to have someone be so rude to you perplexes Riser.
RISER "KENTUCKY FRIED PIMP" PHENEX!
Right as he was about to say that the door flung off it's hinges revealing Ryu who held a bag of Popeyes in his other hand.
Ryu: What's good kids?
Issei: It was starting to get to quiet anyway.
Ryu: So what I miss?
Grayfia: I can only imagine this would be the person my Lady?
Rias: Yes, that man is Ryu Kaizen.
Ryu: New faces, who they?
Grayfia: My name is Grayfia. I am the Queen of Lady Rias' brother, Sirzechs Lucifer. And this gentleman is Lord Riser Phenex. The next head of the House of Phenex and Fiancé to Lady Rias.
Ryu: 'For once I feel sorry for Cherry Head. This fucker seems like a douche.'
Rias: Anyway Ryu you cut it close.
Ryu: Yeah I was on time though. Plus I got some food on my way.
Koneko: Called it.
Riser smirked before a fireball appeared in his hand as he threw it at the bag off fast food.
Shojo: Ohhh that wasn't very smart.
Ryu however saw it coming from a mile away and caught the ball with his free hand shocking both Riser and Grayfia.
Ryu: Thanks, food was probably gonna get cold.
He took out the bottle of Mountain Dew before putting the flame under the bag reheating the chicken and fries.
Ryu: Here, have that back.
He threw the ball back at triple the speeds as it almost hit the wall but he snapped his fingers dispersing the flames.
Ryu: But I'm gonna warn you now, piss me off, and you won't see me coming.
He had a small smile but it definitely harbored malice enough to surprise everyone in the room.
TIME SKIP!!
After a long silence in the room Ryu finished eating as another good minute of silence went about. Riser was drinking tea with his arm wrapped around Rias.
Ryu: 'God I seriously wanna punch him. He's even worse than Weiss when we first met. Though granted now knowing her she's a lot more chill.'
Koneko: Ryu.
Ryu: Wait what?
Riser: Riser was just asking you which evil peace you had taken.
Ryu: I'm not apart of Cherry Heads peerage. She tried though.
Riser: Ah- Riser didn't know you were fond of jokes.
Ryu: Do I look like I'd waist time trying to joke with you?
Grayfia was a bit surprised by this as she was about to speak.
Coco: Don't bother, she couldn't have forced him if she tried.
Riser tried copping a feel on Rias as she finally stood up from beside him.
Rias: That's enough Riser.
Ryu: 'Won't be said enough.'
Rias: What don't you understand? Let it go. I have no intention of marrying you.
Riser: But my darling, your families circumstances are still such the can't allow you to be so selfish.
Rias: I have no right in denying you our family name but my husband will be my choice.
Riser: It is imperative for devils to remain pure blood. We're still recovering our numbers from the last war. Both your father and Sir Zechs thought of this with the future of devils in mind.
Rias: They are both far too in a rush. For the last time Riser I will not marry you!
Riser held Rias by the chin
Riser: For the final time Rias, Riser bears the reputation of the House of Phoenix. Besmirching our good name is unacceptable. You WILL return to the underworld with me.
Issei: Watch it!
Riser: Riser doesn't care if he has to incinerate everyone in this room. You will-
Ryu: And that's the last straw.
Ryu stood up from his seat and faster than anyone could perceive took the hand Riser held Rias' chin in and took it off leaving a flaming wound.
Ryu: Sorry, it just looked like you weren't using that hand for anything important so I thought I'd remove it for ya.
He destroyed it with a smirk as Riser's hand grew back from flames.
Riser: You are going to regret that.
Ryu: Oh, a regenerator. Fun. That means I can beat the shit out of you constantly.
Grayfia: That's quite enough.
They both looked at Grayfia with Ryu unimpressed.
Ryu: Uhhhh, and you'll stop me from tearing him limb from limb?
Coco: Don't antagonize her Shadow.
Grayfia: As you both know I am here by order of Sirzechs, so there will be no disruption of peace.
Riser: When told such an ominous thing from someone called the Ultimate-
Ryu: Yeah I don't care in the slightest. Now I'm only gonna say this once, Rias might be the second biggest pain in my ass I have ever met, but she's still my friend. Who she chooses to marry is HER choice. Mind your damn business.
The ORC was slightly surprised hearing that from Ryu.
Rias: 'He said my name... And that we're really friends...'
Ryu: So, what's the alternative here? I'm sure the Devil himself must've given something if things could break out into a fight.
Grayfia: You're correct. If my Lady is to put her personal preferences above that of her family, she is to settle this via a Rating Game with Lord Riser.
Ryu's eyebrow rose hearing that.
Issei: Wait, what's a rating game? That sounds familiar.
Ryu: Glasses mentioned that. Is it some kinda political game?
Coco: Yeah something like that. A game Noble Devils play. Long story short it's a game which they and their devils compete in to see who wins.
Ryu: That's why you all are named after chess pieces.
Riser: Riser has played through numerous Rating Games and has scored multiple wins for himself. Unfortunately his-
Ryu: Who?
Riser: Like he said, Ri-
Ryu: Asked you egotistical prick.
Riser was instantly pissed but restrained himself from lashing out.
Koneko: But we've got more to worry about.
Riser: Rias I have to ask, is this adorable little group the extent of your servants? They're all you have?
Rias: And so what if they are?
Riser laughed before snapping his fingers before a magic circle appeared in flames summoning 15 women.
Ryu: Oh that just makes me hate him more.
Riser: Riser has 15 pieces. In other words: I have a complete set.
Issei: 15, and they're all hot as hell! Damnit! Issei hates him so much!
He started tearing up before fully crying.
Ryu: -_-
Before Issei could speak Ryu did a full 360 turn walking to him and slapping him so hard he spun around.
Ryu: Don't end up a super perv kids.
Riser: My dear, why was your servant looking at me and weeping uncontrollably before that one slapped him?
Rias: Because his dream is to have a Harem.
Ryu: Wait time the fuck out, WHAT?!!!
Coco: Yup.
Bishop: Ew what a total barbarian.
As Issei was getting up Ryu took the chance to bitch slap him a few times before letting him get up.
Riser: Oh is that so? Yubelluna.
Yubelluna: Yes, my Lord.
The woman with purple hair walked to Riser. Not even a second later he kissed her and massaged her breast. Everyone aside from Grayfia and the Phenex Peerage gritted their teeth in disgust.
Issei: Damn!
Ryu however just held back a laugh.
Ryu: PFFT! You call that a kiss? There was no class to that WHATSOEVER.
Riser: Oh really! Then how would you-
Ryu: Yah don't need to finish that question. Coco.
Coco: Wha-
Ryu appeared in front of her and did the following.
Grabbed her by the waist.
Leaned her back, but not too back.
And planted a kiss on her lips. It didn't take long before she began melting into it.
Issei: HOT DAMN!!
Kiba: That did have class.
Koneko: Looks like Shadow one upped him.
Akeno: Ara Ara. No fair, where's my kiss?
They finally pulled apart with Ryu smirking.
Ryu: THAT, is class. Mmm, hot chocolate, go figure.
Issei: Once I stop sucking at this Devil shit I'll have all the ladies I want stupid Phenex breath! Or should I say PENIX breath!
Riser: How dare you. You should remember your place when you're speaking to me.
Issei: Screw you! The only people I need to impress I this room-
Rias: Calm down Issei.
Ryu: Dude I swear just-
Issei: Are Ryu and Rias!!
Rias: Huh?
Ryu: ... O_O
Shojo: Was that a tiny bit of happiness I sensed?
Ryu: 'You're dreaming.'
Issei activated his Boosted Gear ready for a fight.
Issei: We don't need to play some stupid game! I'll kick your ass right here right now!!
Asia: Issei no!
Riser: Mira.
A small girl leapt out from the group in front of Issei. Now in another life, Issei could quite possibly have been beat in one blow.
That however was in a reality where Issei never unlocked his aura. Mira had tried to knock the wind out of him with a staff but Issei barely grabbed the end in time with his aura helping quite a bit.
Issei: *Grunt* Nice try.
Ryu: Ok Issei, you impressed me there.
The overpowered hero walked up and tapped the staff with a single finger. This was more than enough force to blow back the pawn making her crash right into the rest of the Phenex Peerage.
Ryu: They'll accept this challenge. I'll make sure they're powerful enough to smoke you chumps.
Rias: Well, alright then. I accept.
They all disappeared in flames with Coco looking at them.
Coco: UGHHH.
Rias: What?
Ryu: How much time am I gonna have to whip them into shape?
Grayfia: I think 10 days would be reasonable.
Ryu: *Sigh* I'd need at least a month.
Issei: Oh come on we're not weak!
Ryu: -_-
Ryu poked Issei on the shoulder before he seemingly went flying the other direction through a wall.
Ryu: This is gonna be a fucking grind. Alright bitches listen up! 10 Days is how long we have and that's all I'll need to put you through the most grueling!
They all flinched at that.
Ryu: Most bone breaking!
All of them winced in pain at the thought.
Ryu: MOST INTENSE TRAINING YOU'LL EVER GET!! When I'm done with you lot you'll all be able to take on hundreds of em!!
CHAPTER END!!
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