Ryu: I'm gonna shove my boot so far up he ass that she'll be basting bloody sole for weeks.

Ryu was walking around sensing for Aphrodite's power.

Shojo: Ryu, you realize she could be a major masochist right?

Ryu: You realize Nariko IS a major masochist right? And a sadist too.

Shojo: *Sigh* Fair point.

He continued going around still finding nothing. That's when he wondered upon the same tavern.

Ryu: Well it's not Aphrodite, but someone's definitely in there.

He walked in and knew the drill going to the top floor.

???: Your senses are as sharp as knives kid.

This came from an absolute unit of a man in armor.

Ryu: Alright I know normal weaklings don't even know about me, so which Greek God are you?

???: Straight to the point then DemiGod. Alright, if you couldn't tell by the armor and weapons, I am Ares: The God of War and Violence.

ARES!!

Ryu: Ah, so a war crazy maniac huh? And here I thought there wouldn't be anyone crazier than me about violence.

Ryu Troll Count: 24

Ares: Oh, so you ARE the smart ass of your group. I didn't think there'd be someone so insecure they'd resort to insulting so frequently.

They glared at each other before laughing.

Ryu: Ok you're way more fun than Aphrodite! You can actually take a roast and dish one out!!

Ares: Ahhh kid there hasn't been someone to not get annoyed by the Master of Taunts!

Shojo: And another one's here. If you two are together in front of Rias I think she'll just go to Heaven for their torture instead of yours.

Ryu: Ok, so why'd you call me here Ares? For once if it's to have a drink then I actually wouldn't mind.

Ares: Same here. It's about the Holy Swords.

Ryu: Again? I mean I already kicked the asses of two of the wielders in a few seconds.

Ares: I saw, it's mostly why I wanted to see you. One of the people responsible for them going missing along with the Fallen Angels is an Excommunicated Priest. Valper Galilei.

Ryu: An ex priest. Quick question, did he take little Timmy with him? Cause last time I went to the church here there was a severe lack of orphan boys chained to an alter.

Ares: Pfft, he tried but they legit kicked him outside before he could take him.

Ryu: I KNEW IT!! Anyway continue.

Ares: They're most likely going to go after the two you defeated, and thanks to that pummeling they're likely still weak.

Ryu: Ugh, does that mean I actually have to protect them?

Ares: In actuality no but morally you should. I probably wouldn't but then someone would bitch at me to.

Ryu: *Sigh* What time is it?

Ares: It's twelve.

Ryu: I really hate the plot sometimes.

Ares: The what?

Ryu: It's a complicated thing that drives me. Don't ask it'll give anyone a migraine to understand. Anything else important I gotta know?

Ares: If you work you're magic fast enough you could make magical swords for yourself that aren't the actual Holy Swords. Also they'll most likely try to blow up the town.

Ryu: Bet. This calls for something big.

He dialed a number on his phone.

Ryu: Hello? Yeah Azure pack your bags now... We're gonna be hopping through dimensions soon... Yes it's cause of the Holy Swords... Dude Shitsei can hold em off for at least a bit, we trained him so hard that I'll kill him if he couldn't... Mhm... No shit we're bringing Erica... Yeah later.

He hung up.

Ryu: Alright, so before I go since you're the God of War, do I have to fight you or something?

Ares: WOAH THERE! Fight a DemiGod of Calamity? No thanks, I'd like to keep my pride.

Ryu: Suit yourself. Let's hang out sometime, we can do lunch.

Ryu vanished as he looked around for the others. Though he didn't find the ORC he immediately saw Xenovia and Irina on the side of the street humbly begging.

Ryu: ... Ok then.

He walked to the sword users.

Ryu: Should I ask what's going on or is that not gonna stop you?

Irina: EEK!!!

She immediately hid behind Xenovia who was a bit fearful.

Ryu: Don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you again. Now seriously, what are you doing?

Xenovia: ... We have no money.

Ryu: Oh, that it?

Ryu dialed another phone number. That's when he heard a familiar ringtone. They turned and saw Koneko Issei and Saji there.

Ryu: Wait why's Whipped Blonde there?

Saji: MY NAME IS SAJI PRICK!!

Ryu: Oh, yeah.

Issei: Uhhh, anyway what's up?

Ryu: They don't have money and are preaching on a sidewalk, you do the math.

Issei: ... Why do I have to empty my wallet?

TIME SKIP!!

Xenovia and Irina were filling their stomachs at a restaurant as the Devils and Ryu watched.

Ryu: I might've actually helped pay for this if I knew they'd eat this much.

Issei: We don't have the bill yet.

Ryu: Did I say WOULD?

They finished eating realizing what had just happened.

Xenovia: What just happened? Even if this will build our faith, the Devils saving us must mean the end of days!

Irina: We practically filled ourselves to the Devil, how will we ever be forgiven?

Ryu: ... I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to correct yourselves. 4. 3.

Irina: I mean- We're sorry Lord Ryu, we didn't mean to associate you as a Devil as well!

Ryu: Better. Also, cut it with the Lord crap.

Saji: What's with that stuff anyway?

Issei: That's my thanks for buying you food?!

Koneko: Get it together bro.

Issei: Oh quiet you.

Irina: Lord please, have mercy on these kind souls even if three of them are Devils.

Right then Issei Koneko and Saji held their heads in extreme pain.

Issei: FOR THE LOVE OF THICK THIGHS DAMNIT WE DON'T NEED GODS BLESSING!!! STOP IT!!!!

Irina: Oh right I'm sorry! It's kind of a habit!

Ryu: Ok note to self, prayer hurts them even more than saying the G-Word. Anyway these idiots want to help out too.

Issei: Uhhh, yeah.

Xenovia: ... I understand the situation, I don't mind getting help from you all.

Irina: Wait a minute Xen-

Ryu: Kid Imma stop you right there. Who's the one that kicked both of your asses in less than 10 seconds?

Irina: ... You did...

Ryu: And who has a title that only the Strongest Warriors Universes can have?

Irina: ... You sir.

Ryu: That's what I thought.

Saji: HOLD ON YOU WHAT?!!

Ryu: Shitsei, fill him in on who I am while I'm gone.

Issei: Wait, where are you gonna be?

Ryu: Azure Erica and I are gonna be... Looking for something awesome. Little kids.

He was gone in a flash confusing everyone.

TIME SKIP!!

Azure: Ryu, are there really gonna be that many in one dimension?

3 of the 4 DemiGods of Calamity were flying through a literal inferno.

Ryu: I am never wrong about this kind of stuff. And if not we'll just jump dimensions until we find enough of them.

Erica: The school WILL BE destroyed, you know that right? Hell the TOWN might be destroyed.

Ryu: Don't care, Calamity in the name.

ELSEWHERE!!

Coco was sitting on the edge of a cliff with her knees tucked to her chest.

Coco: *Sigh* What am I even doing anymore?

???: You know that you're pretty liable to fall off of you sir in that position for long.

She looked behind her to see a teen with silver hair.

Coco: ... You're here Vali?

VALI!!

Vali: Azazel always keeps me close.

Coco: Cool, he has a personal lapdog.

Vali: Watch it Adel.

Coco: Why are you here?

Vali: I was getting pretty bored. I thought you could cure it.

Coco: Look, I told you, I'm not gonna fight you. I hate senseless bloodshed.

Vali: Hey, I never said I wanted to fight. I'm fine talking.

He sat beside her.

Vali: So, where's that DemiGod of Calamity you're always around?

Coco: Ryu's off doing Heaven knows what. When he gets back something is probably going to blow up.

Vali: The chaotic type, fitting.

There was a brief silence between the two.

Vali: Is he really that powerful?

Coco thought about the last time he fought and smiled.

Coco: He's so strong, you'd have to see his strength with your own eyes to believe it. And still I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't in a crazy dream.

Vali: I don't know what I expected, he does have DemiGod in his title.

Coco: But, it's not just that he has the strength to blow up an entire planet by thinking about it, he's smart too. And can have self restraint when he's not trolling someone and being a jackass. And let's not forget really defensive.

Vali: Shot in the dark, is he a from the other side of Remnant?

Coco: Yup. And another thing, there's borderline nothing he can't do.

Vali: What do you mean borderline?

Coco: Well when I say that I mean he can do pretty much anything, but he definitely WON'T do some things. One specifically changing his gender.

Vali: Hm, well that's quite the annoying- Wait so he could gender bend himself if he wanted?

Coco: Yeah he basically confirmed it. He draws the line at changing his own physical makeup since it'll- and I quote "Fuck up the Perfect and Irreplaceable Temple that is Ryu Kaizen's Body."

Vali: A proud one.

Coco: Yeah... An amazing friend too.

CHAPTER END!!