Ryu: So, now you understand why I laughed?

Rias: Just, how are you this powerful?

Ryu: Word of advice, I'm not full human.

Issei: Wait what?

Coco: Come again?

Ryu: Later.

She realized her phrasing before facepalming. Koneko and Kiba got up slightly groggy.

Kiba: Sure, crack something in both of us but leave them unharmed.

Ryu: You can thank me for holding back.

Rias: Just what are you?

Ryu: Well in short I'm your average partial human.

Akeno: ... Excuse me?

Issei: BULLSHIT!!

Ryu: Nah I'm serious.

Coco: Liar!!

Ryu smirked before something furry came from behind him. It was revealed he had a tail.

Shojo: Well that cats out of the bag.

Koneko: A monkey tail?

Coco: Ryu, please don't tell me...

Ryu: Put it together Coco.

Coco: YOU'RE A SAIYAN?!!

Ryu: Bingo.

Rias: What's a Saiyan?

Ryu: That you don't need to know. All you DO need to know is that I've got more power than any of you in my pinky.

Rias: Good grief...

Coco: Welp, you had your chance Rias. Come on Shadow.

Coco held him by the arm as she dragged Ryu away.

Ryu: Hold up.

She stopped confused.

Rias: Change your mind?

Ryu: Like hell I did. If Issei's gonna be around you idiots then I'll have to stick around too. As much as I want to throw up from it I unlocked his Aura so I need to show him exactly how to use it.

Issei: Huh?

Rias: Hm, I see. Well then, I guess there can be a compromise.

Coco: That being?

Rias: Ryu, you can stay around as an honorary member of the Occult Research Club like Coco.

Ryu: You what Co?

Coco: Long story short, I lost a bet, and I had to do an extra circular activity.

Ryu: Hm, well sure why not.

Shojo: I thought you didn't want any craziness.

Ryu: 'Neo was right. I'm a God Damn danger magic as well as a chick magnet apparently.'

Rias: Well then, I'd like to welcome you into the Occult Research Club.

Ryu: And also, Occult Research Club? That's a pretty shitty name.

Ryu Troll Count: 6

Rias: *Sigh* And what may I ask would you name it?

Ryu: The Mystic Search Club.

Rias: Well too bad. The-

Ryu: Great! Now that you agree as the new President of the club I officially rename it the Mystic Search Club!

Rias: Ryu I didn't-

Ryu: Too late already putting it to a vote.

Ryu Troll Count: 7

Ryu: All who agree say I.

Everyone saw how Rias was reacting and influenced by the trollish Ryu wanted to play along.

Akeno: I.

Rias: AKENO!

Koneko/Kiba/Issei/Coco: I.

Ryu: Welp you've been outvoted Cherry Head.

Ryu Troll Count: 8

Rias: You are the absolute worse you know that?! What if I let that be the name for after daylight?

Ryu: As the new President I will allow this.

Rias: And your not the President!

He held up a badge that said MSC President.

Ryu: Who has the badge now?

Rias: Where did you even find that?!!

They all burst out laughing as Rias fumed.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu was sleeping peacefully in bed, the chirping of the birds not even bothering him.

Ryu: ...First immortality... Then the bitches...

Right then Coco looked over him poking his face.

Coco: Hey, come on Ryu, school's today.

Ryu turned over ignoring her annoying the brown haired Fallen Angel. She thought of ways to wake the Hero up before a devilish smile creeped up on her face. She left the room before bringing a latter into the room and climbing up. She let herself fall as she was headed to Ryu.

Coco: WAKE UP!!

For a brief moment Ryu's hair seemed to turn silver unknown to Coco. He rolled slightly to the right as Coco landed missing him.

Coco: Wait what the- How could I miss such a big target he's like 6'5!

She noticed his hair seemingly changing back to black and red.

Coco: Huh?

Shojo: Ultra Instinct at it's finest folks.

Ryu soon got up and stretched.

Ryu: Coco, what the hell are you doing?

Coco: It's 7:15 genius, we have to get to school.

Ryu: I'm using my free pass for the week.

Coco: You're what?

Ryu: Since I beat President Glasses in chess I can skip school once a week.

Coco: Are you talking about Sona?!!

Ryu: Yep. Now since you just don't want me to sleep apparently, I'll get up.

He propelled himself from bed with wind slowly as he yawned before landing on his feet. After a few minutes he finished his morning routine of 100 push-ups 100 sit-ups and 100 squats as he jogged in place quickly for what could be the equivalent to 10 kilometers.

Coco: ... Did you just do all of that in 2 minutes?

Ryu: Saitama ain't got shit on me.

After a quick shower they went outside seeing Issei.

Issei: Morning guys.

Coco: Good morning.

Ryu: What up Shitsei?

He was about to comment on the nickname but they all heard a cute squeal. They turned to see that someone in a nun outfit had fallen with their underwear showing. Not even seeing her face Ryu still suddenly got the urge to protect seeing Issei start to Perv out preforming a ballerina move spinning several times in the air before kicking him into a tree.

???: Oh I fell again, I'm such a klutz!

The voice sounded soft and practically afraid to raise itself. Soon the girl seemed to look up as she had blonde hair and emerald green eyes with a soft face.

Ryu: You alright kid?

???: Yes, thank you but, I think your friend is slightly hurt.

He looked to Issei and then back to the girl.

Ryu: Making a lot of assumptions here.

Coco: Hold on a minute, Asia?

ASIA "HURT HER AND I HUNT YOU DOWN" ARGENTO!!

Asia: Ah- Lady Coco?!

Ryu: Ok explain what's going on here Co.

Coco: Oh Uh, she's a nun from the church.

Issei pulled his head from the tree shaking it:

Issei: ASSHOLE!!!

Ryu: You deserved that one!!

Coco: Asia, you can trust these two. The one who just pulled his head out of a tree is Issei Hyoudou. Though he is a good guy, I'd still watch yourself around him. And the one who kicked him into the tree is Ryu Kaizen. He's my friend from the other side of the world.

Asia: It's nice to meet the two of you!

Ryu: Likewise.

Issei: Yeah.

Her shawl flew of showing her long blonde hair. Issei instinctively jumped and was able to grab the piece.

Issei: Woah!

Asia: Wow...

Issei: I only meant to jump and a little, how'd I do that.

Ryu: Mostly why I wanted to stick around idiot. Someone who doesn't know the first thing about aura will definitely do stupid things. Also I speak from experience, I broke a table in half when I got mine.

Asia: Aura?

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu Coco and Issei walked Asia to the church as he gave a lesson about Aura and briefly one about the Four Kingdoms.

Ryu: And THAT is what Aura is.

Asia: Amazing! I never thought life force could be used for things like that!

Ryu: Uh huh.

Issei: So, do you already have that Semblance thing?

Coco: Of course he does.

Asia: And I really never thought a Devil could be capable of being so... Well so nice.

Issei: Thanks. Anyway I probably shouldn't go into the church.

Ryu: Yeah God will probably strike you down. Also you and Coco have to go to school?

Issei: Uh, so do you jackass.

Ryu: Check again horn ball. President Glasses says so.

Issei: Are you talking about Sona Shitori?!

Shojo: Shitori?

Ryu: Wait wait wait, I thought her last name was Sitri.

Coco: Uhhh, how would you know-

Ryu: Never mind, just don't ask at this point. Coco can tell you the story as I am not walking all the way back to my house. Sayonara bitches!

He threw down a smoke bomb making everyone cough as he vanished. When it all cleared up it revealed there wasn't even a trace of him.

Issei: HOW THE HELL?!!

Coco: Oh God damnit.

TIME SKIP!!

Ryu was doing nothing but playing smash chilling like a villain. Although he was joined by Shojo who decided to take physical form.

Shojo: So do you really think all they do is make pacts and recruit people?

Ryu: Nah, I mean they do have to fight Angels and Fallen Angels sometimes right?

Shojo: I guess so, but so far it's just been no action.

Ryu: Remember what I said before? I'm enjoying this peace and downtime. I could hop to a different dimension for a fight anytime, this is something I can just do without worrying about anything. Even going to school is cool.

Right as he said that his phone started ringing.

Ryu: Who's that?

He picked up and answered the number.

Ryu: Hello?

Rias: Ryu, I need to talk to you-

Ryu: CHERRY HEAD?!! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?!!

Rias: That's not important right-

Ryu: BITCH YOU AIN'T PULLING THAT SHIT!! EXPLAIN!!!

Rias: Coco gave it to me.

Ryu: If you think I buy that she'd willingly give it to you knowing damn well I'll prank her than your an idiot.

Rias: Ok, Sona gave it to me. I don't even know how she got it.

Ryu: Was that so hard? Anyway what is it?

Rias: A Stray Devil appeared at and abandoned warehouse. I wanted to know if you'd like to come.

Ryu: Ehhh sure why not.

TIME SKIP!!

The ORC minus Issei who was on a summon request where preparing to jump.

Rias: 'Ryu still isn't here. I can only wonder if he was being sarcastic saying he wanted to come.'

They all jumped teleporting to the spot. In Damn near an instant they arrived but only to see the warehouse on FIRE.

ORC: ...

Out of the fire came a confused and annoyed Ryu.

Ryu: That takes care of that.

Rias: RYU!!!!

Ryu: What up Cherry Head?

Rias: Don't "What up" me! Care to explain WHY you burned this place to the ground?

Koneko: And more importantly how you did it so fast?

Kiba: How you did it at all would be fine for me.

Ryu: Normally I don't like to discriminate like this, but something THAT fucking ugly and evil doesn't deserve exist in the same universe as me.

Akeno: Ara-Ara, I love a man who can get violent.

Ryu: Hold on, where the hell is Shitsei?

Rias: Koneko was double booked with summon request so he took one.

He looked into the distance sensing Issei's energy before noticing something.

Ryu: Are you an idiot?!

Rias: Should you really be saying that?

Ryu: No trolling this time Cherry Head, do you not sense that there's someone who can actually put up a fight and isn't friendly over there?!

Rias: Sense? I don't feel anything over the direction-

She stopped as only then she sensed a power.

Rias: That's a stray priest!

Kiba: Wait, none of us could sense anything before, how were you able to?

Ryu: Huh, we were sensing two different types of things then. Alright, make one of those teleportation circles.

Akeno: Sorry hun but only Devils of the Gremory household can enter that kind.

Ryu: Did I say I was gonna jump with you?

He put his fingers on his head locking onto the energy before Teleporting.

MOMENTS BEFORE!!

Issei walked into a house.

Issei: Don't freak out but I'm coming in.

He looked around seeing it was completely dark accept for a few candles.

Issei: Man, this person sure knows how to-

Before he even took another step he felt his whole body pulsating.

Issei: What the heck? This is different from before.

He looked down and saw a red liquid on the ground before plugging his nose.

Issei: Is this blood?

Looked ahead seeing a body before jumping.

???: Punish the wicked. Wise words coming from a holy man.

Issei looked in the other room seeing a man with white hair and a gun in hand.

???: It seems you walked into the wrong house friend. Freed Sellzan at your service.

FREED "PSYCHOTIC STAY PRIEST" SELLZEN!

Fang: I refuse to give him more than words.

Freed: And you must be the scared little pussy who's Devil ass this Holy Priest is gonna Exorcise!

Issei: Oh you have got to be fucking kidding! Your the one who did this?!

Freed: Ha- Summoning you was proof that we was done being human. End of the line sinner! So I had to chop him up into little bitty pieces! Putting down degenerate souls and the devils that they call to them is my job, and no one is better at it than me!

He pulled out a sword handle as light perturbed from it.

Issei: 'That's a sword of light! This guys really gonna kill me! Quick Issei, think! What would Ryu do?!'

Freed launched himself at Issei as the Perv decided to do what the badass himself would.

Issei: YAAAAA!!!!

He threw a punch at freed nailing him right in the face and knocking him back and backing him clutch his nose.

Freed: GAH that'll leave a Mark!!

Issei: Holy shit that worked!

Freed: Nice shot but it'll take way more than that!

He fired his gun as Issei couldn't do anything but try and shield himself. To his surprise though he felt only a slight sting but heard something else break. He opened his eyes seeing that he was mostly fine.

Issei: Holy shit it worked! Alright it's my turn!!

He summoned a red gauntlet with a green gem on his left hand.

Issei: Alright asshole!

He remembered something Ryu had showed him as his fist glowed.

Issei: EAT THIS!!

He punched Freed across the face sending him right into a wall.

Freed: Ok now we're talking!

???: AHHHH!!

They both turned to see Asia shocking Issei.

Issei: Asia?

Freed: What the hell? Asia what are you doing here? Are you done-

Before he could even finish his sentence a certain black and red haired individual popped out of nowhere.

Ryu: Ok not bad Shitsei. But the move was completely sloppy.

Issei: WHAT THE- RYU?!!!!

CHAPTER END!!