Ryu was in bed sleeping peacefully, and for once Coco wasn't going to bother waking him up. However that didn't mean his day would go smoothly. He got up doing his usual routine, before stop to just look at himself in the mirror.

Ryu: ... Why do I have a feeling this is gonna be a crazy day?

He walked downstairs seeing everything was normal and in place.

Ryu: Whew. Alright. Coffee makers off, everything's clean, Azure's here with someone-

???: Uhhhh, did he really just-

Azure: Give it a sec.

Ryu: ... THE FUCK NUGGETS?!!!

???: Hey there Ryu.

ERICA ZENITH!!

Ryu: Erica?!! Azure?!!!

Azure: Sup idiot?

Shonen: Yo.

Shojo: I knew this day would come but I didn't want it to.

Ryu: Alright, explain how the fuck you two are here?

Erica: Dude, we flew here in just a few minutes. Granted it destroyed land along the way but still.

Ryu: Ok, now WHAT are you doing here.

Azure: Take a wild guess.

Ryu: ... You're enrolling in Kuoh aren't you?

Azure: Bingo.

Ryu: 'What the hell are you up to Cherry Head Senior?' Forget it, let's just go.

Ryu kicked down the door as they walked to the school.

Erica: So wait, there are actual Devils at this school?

Ryu: Uh huh.

Azure: And apparently the Devil King knows who we are?

Ryu: Well from what I know just me. It's possible Cherry Head was blabbing about "Him being some unstoppable force of Nature." So I'm pretty sure he came to the conclusion that it'd have to be a deity destroying everyone in literally a single move.

Erica: Huh.

They went into the school and Ryu went into class 3D kicking down the door as pretty much everyone was used to it. Akeno tried to hug him but he dodged seeing this coming a mile away.

Ryu: Nice try Nariko but-

She bounded off the wall and hugged him from behind while a smile.

Akeno: Got you!

Ryu: -_- Me and my big mouth.

Erica: Uhhh, explanation?

Akeno: Oh? Are you two new students?

Azure: Uh huh.

Ryu: Nariko, these are my friends from the other side of Remnant. Azure Kaito, and Erica Zenith.

Akeno: Well it's nice to meet you two. I'm Akeno Himejima.

Ryu looked around somewhat confused.

Ryu: Where the hell's the teacher?

Akeno: Apparently we're getting a new one. The old teacher retired.

Ryu: Well whoever it is it'll be better than-

The pain in Ryu's arm flared up as he held it.

Ryu: Ah!

Erica: Is it your scar again?

Ryu: Yeah but it already flared up last night, somethings up here.

The pain started to grow more annoying to Ryu.

Shojo: What in the world is happening?

After a few moments it stopped.

Ryu: It's gone...

They heard footsteps at the door as someone came through.

Azure: Hm?

Erica: I'm guessing that's her.

It was a somewhat tall woman with long blonde hair and sky blue eyes. Ryu though not fully recognizing the face, he knew the power all too well. To be in more shock than anything with a small amount of anger showing.

Ryu: ... No...

Azure: Dude, you know her?

Ryu: It's not possible. This CANNOT be possible.

???: Hello class, my name is Salem Fujimia.

SALEM FUJIMIA

Azure and Erica immediately jolted up hearing that name. Lightning appeared around Ryu's hand but he stayed himself stopping it.

Akeno: You know her?

Ryu: Akeno, after school we might be a little late to the club.

She saw the seriousness in his face nodding. Salem looked to Ryu before seemingly smiling.

Shojo: Ryu-

Ryu: 'Don't say it, if I just destroy this place it'd be a waste since God's can't do it at random.'

After what seemed like an eternity classes had finished. Once all of the students left the room Ryu wasted no time in moving faster than light grabbing Salem by the neck pinning her against the wall.

Salem: Looks like you're quite the angry one Ryu.

Erica: He's not the only one.

Salem: Erica, Azure. Though I'm wondering where your Faunus friend is.

Azure: Karma isn't here, but she doesn't need to be. Why. Are. You. Here?

Ryu: Actually start with the fact how you're EXISTING.

Salem: Well, you did completely throw me for a loop with that final move. A world that completely erased my immortality.

Ryu: Now start explaining ya dumb psycho.

Salem: But someone saw me fit to revive.

Azure: Who the fuck is insane enough to bring back you?

Salem: The Governor General of the Fallen Angels of course.

Erica: ... Come again?

She grabbed Ryu's wrist removing it off her throat. When she did black wings sprouted from her back. Ryu seeing the chance to troll couldn't miss it.

Ryu: Hm. So before you were a crazy evil heartbroken marshmallow, but now you're a crazy evil heartbroken CROW.

Ryu Troll Count: 19

Salem: Quiet you. I'm no longer pure evil. The evil of the Pools of Grimm were extinguished from my body and mind thanks to you, and I couldn't care less now that Ozpin will stop coming back. Though I'm not a saint either.

Ryu: Yeah yeah, I'm only going to say stay in your line.

Salem: Well, I wouldn't want to upset a DemiGod of Calamity would I? Or three of them.

Erica: Oh great, you know.

Shojo: Bitch.

Salem: You know I can still hear you right Shojo?

Shojo: Why do you think I said it?

Ryu: You know what, just another trolling victim. Let's go.

They walked away with Ryu being the most upset.

Ryu: There goes my always finishing the job Streak.

They looked out and saw Coco.

Azure: Coco?

Coco: No way! Azure, Erica! It's good to-

Ryu: YOU!!!

Coco: AH!!

She ran as Ryu chased after her.

Ryu: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SALEM!!!!

Coco: SHE WAS RECENTLY BROUGHT BACK!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!

Azure: -_-

Shonen: He was gone for a while but Ryu's still a fool.

TIME SKIP!!

They went to the ORC clubhouse as Ryu kicked the door down.

Ryu: I'M BACK BITCHES!!

Koneko: Yo.

Rias: Do you have to scream at the top of your lungs?

Ryu: Kiss my ass Cherry Head.

Asia: Hey Ryu!

Ryu: Heyo.

Rias: So these are your friends?

Ryu: Yup.

Azure: Azure Kaito.

Erica: I'm Erica Zenith. Nice to meet you.

Rias: I'm Rias Gremory. Welcome to the Occult Research Club.

Issei's eyes were wide as he saw Erica. Azure concealed it but his was VERY annoyed seeing the look on Issei's face.

Azure: Issei, eyes off my girlfriend.

Issei: WAIT THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!!

Issei stopped immediately pleading to Azure.

Issei: Dude I had no idea come on!!!!

Kiba: Uhhh, looks like you two are familiar with each other.

Ryu: Where did you think I took Issei to train?

Akeno: Ohhh, that's where you were the entire time.

Koneko: Neat.

Ryu: But anyway you two here's the new potential members of the group. The Super Perv right there is Issei, call him Shitsei if you want that's his nickname, and also feel free to bitch slap him at any time.

Issei: Wait wha-

Ryu: You know the super sadist is Akeno. The gay Prince Charming over there is Yuuto Kiba, or Goldilocks if you just can't remember the name.

Kiba: Hi there, and I'm straight.

Erica: Noted.

Ryu: The quiet white haired loli is Koneko Toujo. She's pretty much like a cat so I call her Neko.

Koneko: Yo.

Ryu: And last but not least this little bundle of joy is Asia. She's the resident Cinnamon Roll of the lot.

Asia: It's nice to meet you! But what's a cinnamon roll Ryu?

Ryu: I'll tell ya when you're older. But yeah, this is the ORC and they're all Devils.

Azure: Hm.

Erica: I mean you guys really don't seem like it.

Rias: While I'm aware that we do seem human, we are Devil's.

Rias spread out her wings as well as the rest of the club and Coco as well.

Erica: Ah.

Rias was about to say something else but Ryu immediately shut her up with a chop to her head.

Ryu: Are you suicidal?

Rias: I didn't even say anything!

Azure: I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you were gonna ask us to be reincarnated as Devils.

Rias: ...

Akeno: Yup, that's our President. Always l taking a chance to increase the number of her Peerage.

Rias: That was because of Riser and you know it!!!

Ryu: Nah, you're just super fucking greedy.

Ryu Troll Count: 20

Erica: Only 20? You've been slacking.

Kiba: Yeah that's about right for her.

Rias: YOU TOO KIBA?!!

Koneko: Yeah, she just likes power a lot.

Issei: A little bit.

Rias: What is this?! Is it bullying Rias day or something?!!

Asia: I thought that was next week.

Rias: Not you too Asia...

Ryu: Nope it's not gonna be bullying Rias day next week.

Rias: *Sigh* Thank you Ry-

Ryu: It's gonna be bullying Rias WEEK!

Rias: -_-

Ryu: Steal my shtick again, see what happens?

Rias: But anyway-

Azure: No.

Erica: Not a chance.

Rias hung head head in disappointment.

Ryu: Rias, you've really gotta watch who you ask for to join you. Especially if they're dimensions ahead of you in power like me.

Rias: ... What?

Issei: I don't know about Erica, but Azure's definitely near the guys strength.

Rias: B-But that's... I mean you're...!!

Erica: Word of advice, Ryu isn't the only one of the DemiGod's of Calamity in this room.

Rias: ... H-Huh?

Azure: You're looking at two of the other ones.

Ryu: AAAAND heart attack coming in three, two, one, and now.

Rias nearly feinted again barely keeping consciousness. This however didn't stop her from falling as Issei had to catch her.

Azure: Well that happened. I mean can't you tell from our power alone?

Rias: Well your magic power is relatively high, no offense, but it's only up to a High Class Devil.

Azure: Hm, alright then, I'm guessing you don't really know how to sense life energy that well then?

Rias: Life energy?

Erica: Can you sense aura?

Rias: Well, the aura on this side of the world is a different kind than what you all have over in... The Kingdoms?

Ryu: Yup.

Azure: Ok then, let me test something out.

Ryu: Azure you better not try God Form.

All the devils held their heads in pain.

Ryu: Oh right you guys can't stand God's name.

The flinched yet again.

Rias: For Pete's sake can you not Ryu!!

Issei: That hurts damnit!!!

Ryu: Hey, that's Lord Ryu to you. But yeah God Form in here is extra man.

Akeno: OW!!

Koneko: That one was on purpose.

Ryu: Could've been.

Ryu Troll Count: 21

Kiba: Wait, you're saying the G-Word Form, that's not just a you thing?

Azure: While I'm not gonna use that one, yeah, anyone who's a Saiyan can do it. Speaking of, keep an eye on my magic power.

Azure clenched his fist as his white and black hair turned blonde and his pupils became turquoise.

Azure: HA!!

A golden aura blasted from his creating a small shockwave making papers fly up. Rias felt his Magic Power shoot up as well almost terrified.

Ryu: That wasn't an invitation to go Super Saiyan.

Coco: Did you just say what I think you did?

Erica: Yeah might've been made information limited to certain planets but yeah, we're all Super Saiyans.

Coco looked to the three as Azure's transformation was proof.

Coco: DemiGod's... that are Legends... Uh oh, mind, shutting down.

Coco dropped flat onto her back with her head steaming.

Ryu: Well great, Coco's down for the count.

Azure went back into his base form.

Azure: Wow, they're frail.

Ryu: Well more importantly, the Fallen Angels have a dangerous new ally.

Rias: Uh- Wait who?

Ryu: The woman that gave me that nasty scar. Her name is Salem, and she's a new teacher.

Rias: ... The woman who did what?

Ryu unwrapped the bandages on his arm showing the scar on his arm.

Rias: *Gulp* Ok, I think my minds shutting down too.

She fully feinted, not getting back up.

Issei: Well Ryu, you finally did it. You broke Rias.

Akeno: You mean THAT WOMAN did something like THIS to you?

Ryu: Yeah but it was a long time ago. Even if she is immortal I can probably kill her in one shot now. Especially with Riptide.

He summoned his sacred gear before remembering something.

Ryu: Ah shit I forgot to summon Camelot more.

Shonen: Wait who?

Shojo: Long story.

CHAPTER END!!