Gabriel:
-Hi, this is (y/n)!
-And this is Gabriel! Sorry we can't get to the phone right now cuz we're too busy having sex!
-Gabe, don't put that on the answering machine!
-Relax, sugar! I'll fix it later.
*Beep*

Sam:
-Hi, this is (y/n) and my boyfriend, Sammy!
-Sweetheart, don't call me that. It's bad enough when Dean does it.
-Anyway, we'll get back to you when we can.
-You know what to do.
*Beep*

Dean:
-Hi this is Dean Winchester. Please leave your name, number, and the state of your emergency.
-I don't understand, Dean. Why do I have to tell them my name?
-Just do it, baby.
-Ok. This is (y/n) and I am an angel of the Lord.
-(Y/n), you can't just go around telling people that!
*Beep*

Cas:
-I...I don't understand. Why do I have to say my name?
-Nevermind, Cas. I'll do it. This is (y/n) and Castiel. We're a little busy right now...
-Fighting monsters and putting heaven back together!
-But we'll get back to you...really Cas?
*Beep*

Crowley:
-Hello, darling. I'm Crowley.
-Don't you dare flirt! This is his girlfriend and if you even dare look at my boyfriend, you are dead!
*Beep*

Adam:
-Hi. This is Adam. If this is Sam or Dean, thanks for leaving me in hell for 10 years you assholes!
-Whoa whoa! Calm down, baby! Sorry, he's still a little pissed at that incident. We'll get back to you soon!
*Beep*

Jack:
-What am I supposed to do, (y/n)?
-Just say your name and tell them you'll call them back.
-Ok. I'm Jack. I'll call you back. Was that ok?
-Perfect.
*Beep*

Lucifer:
-Hi this is (y/n) and my favorite angel, Lucy!
-Don't call me that! It's embarrassing!
-Too bad! This is what you get when you date me.
-Leave a message if you won't but I'm not calling you back!
*Beep*

Michael:
-(y/n), this is stupid! I am a warrior for heaven and the most powerful Archangel in existence! Why must I leave a message for these...humans to talk to me?
-Mikey!
-Ok. Fine. I'll call you back....never.
*Beep*