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(9:32 AM): Are you my phone charger?

Excuse me? (9:34 AM)

(9:35 AM): Because without you I'd die.

I'd block you if I could. (9:40 AM)

(9:45 AM): Is it because I'm too cute that you can't? ;))))

No it's because this phone is so damn old and the block setting is broken. (9:56 AM)

(9:57 AM): well at least that means I'll be in your life forever.

And that's my cue to turn you off. (9:58 AM)

(10:00 AM): Or you could turn me on. ;))))

(10:05 AM): Hello?

(10:10 AM): Rude.