1.

Alex: You know sometimes it´s so hilarious how oblivious some people can be when it comes to love.

Kara: What do you mean?

Alex: Oh, I don´t know. Maybe that you and Lena have been eye fucking each other for the past 6 years and even on my wedding day neither of you had the guts to finally make a fucking move?!

Lena: (hears their talk and sneaks into the room inconspicuously) …

Kara: (not realizing Lena is in the room too) But she doesn't even like me that way Alex. She sees me as a friend.

Lena: EXCUSE ME? Oh come on! I have been flirting with you from the very moment you walked into my office that day.

Kara: …
Alex: ...
Kara: …Well that’s new.

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2.

Game night with take outs:

Alex tries to steal a potsticker from Kara

Kara: How dare you? That’s my everything! (Looking at her as if she had just murdured a puppy)

Lena: Excuse me?!

Kelly: (Oh here we go!)

Kara: Oh, do you want one? I can share (giving Lena that typical puppy smile)

Alex: … (staring in disbelief at Kara giving potstickers to Lena) BITCH WTF!?!

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3.

Kara´s phone rings

Alex: (Takes the call cause Kara is obviously not in there) Hi mom.

Lena: Mom? That's a new one. Anyways could you put Kara on the phone please?

Alex: Lena-...why the hell does Kara have you under mommy?!

Lena: Tá brón orm nach bhfuil mé ag labhairt Englisch (Sorry I do not speak Englisch).

Alex: That's it. I'm going to kill you both!

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4.

Alex: Hey, what's your favorite song?

Kara: Lena!

Alex: …

Kara: I´m sorry, what was the question?

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5.

Lena: Wanna play 20 questions?

Kara: Sure!

Lena: Ok, you start.

Kara: Uhm… what´s your favorite food?

Lena: You!

Kara: What? (blushing)

Lena: My turn. Do you like women?

Kara: Very subtle Lena. And yes, of course I do. (chuckling)

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6.

Kara: I would never hurt anyone that doesn´t deserve it.

Alex: Just yesterday you broke Oliver´s arm because he gave Lena a side hug…

Kara: …

Lena (who was secretely listening): ...(blushing)

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7.

Kara: Lena, what do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Lena: You know I love you but if you say "addictionary" I swear I will break up with you.

Kara: I was gonna say "high definition" but yours is better...(pouting)
Lena: (this dork- I love her)

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8.

Lena: Sometimes I just wanna ravish Supergirl.

Kara: *damn, lucky Supergirl*

…

Kara: *Wait! That’s me! *  (Big smirk)

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9.

In the tower

Alex walking in on Lena

Lena standing there like she just git hit by a car

Alex: What´s wrong?

Lena: Kara asked me how I am and I couldn't decide between “I'm good” and “I'm okay” so I said “I'm gay”…

Alex: Oh…

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10.

Lena: I hardly slept at all last night.

Maggie (next to Alex): That means someone was thinking about you.

Lena: But who the hell would be thinking about me at 4 am?

Alex and Maggie grinning whide

Kara: (oh shit) (play it cool) (don´t be obvious)

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