[The movie begins at Super Taskforce Squad's base]

Sonic: Ahh now this is relax, no Eggman, no villians, we can just rest.

Infinite: I can't agree with you more.

[Then Deadpool comes in]

Deadpool: Come on guys. We have a new mission!

Hound: Ooooh what is it? Kicking villians's butts?

Deadpool: No Hound that's not it.

Hound: Oh well...

Deadpool: There is a world where a new character needs a lesson of friendship.

Twilight Sparkle: Really? Who?

Deadpool: Come and see.

[They all go to main control room]

Emmet Brickowski: So who do we have?

Ratchet: It's a talking red race car.

Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm, that's interesting.

 Lego Batman: Well, obviously we'd better get there.

Optimus Prime: Jetfire, fire up the Groundbridge!

Jetfire: With pleasure, Optimus.

[They all gather together and Jetfire fires up the Groundbridge]

Jetfire: Allright everyone, stay still!

[They head through the Groundbridge and arrive in a pitch black area]

Male voice: Ok... Here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.

[The screen then shows some racecars whizzing past on racetrack, then goes back to dark 

again]

Merasmus: Who said that?

Loki: I don't know.

Scorpion: Sounded like a male.

Male voice: One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.

[The screen then shows Lighting from the back of his left side as he accelerates and gains on a racecar. Then the screen goes dark again]

Jazz: Breakfast?

Male voice: Breakfast. Wait, maybe I should have a breakfast. A little breck-y could be good for me. No, no, no, stay focused. Speed.

[The screen then shows racecars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to right. The screen then goes dark again]

Male voice: I'm faster than fast. Quicker than quick. I am Lighting!

Luke Skywalker: Who's there?

Buttercup: And how come he can't even hear us?

Deathstroke: Okay, whoever's talking, show yourself.

[Bad Cop turns on his flashlight and saw Lighting McQueen]

[There's a sudden knock]

Hulk: Someone's outside.

Mack: (pounds on his trailer door) Hey Lightning! You ready?

(Real Gone plays as the trailer door opens)

Lighting McQueen: Oh, yeah! Lightning's ready!

Sentinal Prime: I can protect you, guys. I saw a light at the end of this tunnel.(takes his sword and shield)

Blossom: This isn't a tunnel, Sentinal. It's a trailer. [gasps seeing Lighting McQueen] And look!

[They look at Lightning emerging from the shadows]

Hal: Is that?

Sonic: Is he the one we're

Rarity: ...looking for?

Darth Vader: Wade, who is that?

Deadpool: I believe he's the red race car we're meant to teach him about friendship.

Serious Voice: Yep.

Screwball Voice: That's right!

Ratchet: And his name is Lightning McQueen.

Pinkie Pie: Oooh. Let's go introduce ourselves.

Applejack: I don't think so. He's about to go to race.

Iron Man: Applejack's right. It's the best if we wait until the whole race is finished. Then we can meet Lightning and introduce ourselves.

(McQueen revs his engine, and his different body parts are shown as he drives slowly out of trailer with his face visible. He then revs his engine again as the crowd cheer. The camera then shows the audience on the stadium seats, then an aerial view of the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, then a cameraman aiming a camera at the circuit. The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on the scoring pylon. Then the camera shows the circuit from as high as the audience seats, and zooms in on Lightning.)

Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!

(The camera then shows the race, as it shows the cars zooming and whooshing along. McQueen then overtakes six cars. He then gets blocked by two cars named Floyd Mulvihill and Rusty Cornfuel, and rides his right wheels on the wall to overtake the two cars. The camera then shows Lightning on the television screen on top of the pylon as he winks.)

Mia and Tia: (both scream)

(The camera then shows the audience cheering, then it skips to a truck named Brian selling some souvenirs.)

Brian: Get your antenna balls here!

(The camera then shows the racers whooshing along, then it shows some RVs.)

Random RV: Go Lightnin'!

(The camera zooms in on two RVs named Larry and R.M., who are cheering.)

Larry: Whoo!

R.M.: You got that right, slick. (whistles)

(Then the camera shows some racers in the pits as the air wrenches are heard whirring. It goes to different racers as they have their pit stops, and ends with one of the racers exiting back onto the track. The camera shows some people going into the toilets, as there is a long queue for the women. Then it shows in the crowd an RV, who is dancing to "Real Gone".)

RV: (singing) Uh!

(The camera then shows Chick Hicks as he purposely hits a racer named Lee Revkins off the track.)

Lee Revkins: Uh! Aaaaaahh! (slides away)

(The camera then shows The King overtaking Chick, and he drives away revving his engine.)

(Then the camera shows Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, announcing the race.)

Bob Cutlass: Welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip. We're midway through what may turn out to be historic day for racing.

Darrell Cartrip: Bob, my oil pressure's through the roof right now. If this gets any more exciting, they're gonna have to tow me outta the booth!

Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell. Three cars are tied for the season points lead, heading into the final race of season. And the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?

Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win then one last Piston Cup?

Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second place spot we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.

Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was...Lightning McQueen!

Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.

Darrell Cartrip: Will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?

Bob Cutlass: The legend, the runner-up, and the rookie! Three cars, one champion!

(The camera then shows the racers. Chick is trying to overtake Strip Weathers, who was blocking his way. McQueen then catches up to Chick as they try to get ahead of one another.)

Chick Hicks: No, you don't.

(Lightning then moves to the left and finally overtakes Chick.)

Chick Hicks: Hey!

(Chick then gains on McQueen as "Real Gone" ends. Chick then bumps Lightning, causing him to slide off the track onto the infield. The crowd is heard booing to what had happened.)

Larry: What a ride!

Chick Hicks: (laughs)

Larry: Go get'em, McQueen! Go get'em!

R.M.: (whistles)

(Lightning then drives back on the track, behind all of the other racers. Chick then looks back to see McQueen far behind him.)

Deadpool: (looks through the script) Oh no, you don't!

Patrick: What are you gonna do, Wade?

Deadpool: I won't let Chick bump into others anymore! Discord, can you put nail on Chick's way?

Discord: Okay. (snaps his eagle claw and nail appears on Chick's side on the track)

Deadpool: Thanks.

Discord: No problem.

Sideswipe: Well, this should take care of him.

Chick Hicks: Dinoco is all mine! (as he's about to bump Winford, he drives onto a nail, puncturing his tire) What the?! Oh no!! (looses a control and slides off the track, hitting a wall)

Crowd: (gasps)

Bob Cutlass: Oh!

Darrell Cartrip: Looks like Chick's tire suddenly punctured, causing him to loose control and crash.

(The racers are confused by this.)

Winford Bradford Rutherford: How did that happen?

Murray Clutchburn: I don't know!

Crusty Rotor: Me either!

Johnny Blamer: Nor none of us!

Deadpool: Ha-ha! Right into a tire!

Sora Takenouchi: Good job, Wade!

Hulk: Yeah, nice plan!

Deadpool: Thanks, guys.

Screwball Voice: Like a boss!

Serious Voice: Huzzah!

Rouge: Now let's see what's up next.

Knuckles: Indeed.

Bob Cutlass: While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!

(While Bob is talking, a pace car named Charlie Checker appears in front of McQueen.)

(The camera then shows most of the other racers having a pit stop. It then shows Chick, while his pitties are changing his tires and repairing him.)

Chick Hicks: How could it happen?! I didn't see anything to blow my tire!

Chief Chick: McQueen is not in the pits!

Chick Hicks: What?!

(The camera then shows the TV screen, which McQueen is still on the track.)

Random voice: He's not pitting!

Chick Hicks: Come on! You gotta get me out there! Let's go! Get me back out there! Come on!

Bob Cutlass: McQueen's not going into the pits!

Darrell Cartrip: You know, the rookie  just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!

(The other racers are seen driving through the pit lane back onto the track.)

Bob Cutlass: Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell.

(While Bob is talking, Chick is seen ending his pit stop as the other racers are driving past him.)

Chief Chick: Go, go!

(Chick then starts off, getting in the middle of the queue.)

Bob Cutlass: Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.

Darrell Cartrip: Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready, boys, we're coming to the restart!

(The crowd cheers as the race restarts with McQueen progressing through in first place. Meanwhile, Chick is struggling to get past the other racers.)

Chick Hicks: (overtaking a racer named Greg Candyman) Come on. Come on.

(McQueen continues progressing through the race in the lead.)

Chick Hicks: (after overtaking a racer named Ponchy Wipeout) Come on, come on, come on!

(Then the King overtakes a white car named Matthew Overtaker. Finally, Lightning comes into the pits. His pit crew arrives, with the crew chief named Not Chuck.)

Rust-eze Pitty 1: (putting fuel into McQueen) We need tires now! Come on, let's go!

Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas! (drives away)

Not Chuck: What?! You need tires, you idiot!

(One of the pitties slams a tire onto the ground)

Darrell Cartrip: Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.

Bob Cutlass: That's right. No tires again.

Darrell Cartrip: Now normally, I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it sure is working for him. Hey, he obviously knows something we don't know.

(The scene continues progressing through the race, with Lightning having a huge lead and starting the last lap.)

Bob Cutlass: This is it, Darrell. One lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.

Darrell Cartrip: Ah, he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!

Crowd: (cheers and whistles)

Mia and Tia: (both scream)

Lightning McQueen: Checkered flag, here I come!

(Suddenly, one of McQueen's rear tires blows.)

Darrell Cartrip: Oh, no! McQueen's blown a tire!

Crowd: (gasps)

Bob Cutlass: And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?

Not Chuck: You fool!

Rust-eze Pitty 2: (grunts and knocks down a cart of tires)

(Lightning's struggling to get to the finish line while his bare wheel causes sparks on the track. The camera then shows the King and Chick as they see McQueen's wheel on the TV screen with no tire.)

Chief Chick: (through the radio) McQueen's blown a tire! McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go ,go!

(The King and Chick then go faster as Lightning is driving slightly slower with one tire lost.)

Lightning McQueen: (grunts)

(Suddenly, his other rear tire blows.)

Lightning McQueen: Aah!

Darrell Cartrip: He's lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!

Bob Cutlass: They're entering turn three!

Lightning McQueen: Come on! (grunts)

(The camera then shows the other racers catching up.)

Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob! Lightning McQueen is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!

Lightning McQueen: (gasps and continuously does several jumps towards the finish line as the King and Chick are getting closer)

Chick Hicks: (growls and finally gets beside the King, but not in front of him)

Bob Cutlass: The King and Chick rounding turn four.

(McQueen is still jumping continuously towards the finish line as the King and Chick are getting closer.)

Darrell Cartrip: Down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's...

(The King and Chick cross the finish line along with McQueen stretching his tongue out over it.)

Bob Cutlass: It's too close to call!

Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it!

Bob Cutlass: Too close to call!

Mia and Tia: Lightning!

Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it! (cheers)

Bob Cutlass: (while Darrell is talking) The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world!

Darrell Cartrip: Look at that!

Bob Cutlass: And we don't even know who won!

(The officials are then shown watching replays of the finish at different angles.)

Security Officer 1: That's very close to call.

Security Officer 2: Can we play that again?

(Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.)

Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey, no cameras! Get outta here!

(The screen shows from a reporter's camera filming Kori Turbowitz with Lightning, other racers and his pit crew except the King as the Rust-eze pitties change his tires while the Squad watch from a distance.)

Kori Turbowitz: We're here in Victory Lane, awaiting the race results. McQueen, that was quite a risky move, not taking tires.

Not Chuck: Tell me about it!

Kori Turbowitz: Are you sorry you didn't have a crew chief out there? And what do you think caused Chick to sudden crash?

Not Chuck: Ha!

Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking a race by a full lap... Where's the entertainment in that? 

Not Chuck: Ha!

Lightning McQueen: No, no. I wanted to give the folks a little sizzle.

Not Chuck: Sizzle?

Lightning McQueen: Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. 'Cause I'm a one-man show. And I don't know what was that and I don't care about it.

Not Chuck: What? Oh, yeah, right.

Kori Turbowitz: (to other racers) And what do you all think?

Winford Rutherford: I don't know. I know only that he was going to bump me but it didn't happen, fortunately.

Eugene Carbureski: Yeah, but none of us can solve this mystery.

Ralph Carlow: This is very strange, but sorry. None of us knows.

Kori Turbowitz: (to the TV audience) That was a very confident Lightning McQueen. And nobody knows anything about what happened to Chick. Coming to you live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz.

(Kori then drives away, while the reporter tries to get McQueen's bolt sticker on the TV screen. Not Chuck was blocking the view while changing one of McQueen's tires.)

Reporter: Hey! Get outta the shot.

Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt.

Not Chuck: What?!

Lightning McQueen: Now, back away.

Not Chuck: (groans and slams his air wrench towards the ground) That's it! Come on, guys.

(The Rust-eze pitties then leave.)

Lightning McQueen: (as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground) Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?

Not Chuck: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, leave. Fine. (chuckles) How will I ever find anyone elese who knows how to feel me up with gas?

(The crowd and racers then laugh.)

Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!

Not Chuck: And my name is Not Chuck!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, whatever.

Bubbles(Powerpuff girls): Hey, um, hello, Lightning!

Lightning McQueen: Who are you guys?

James Cleanair: Woah. What a crew.

Ernie Gearson: Wait. I know who they're. It's a superheroes and reformed villians crew called Super Taskforce Squad! Wow, I've heard so much about you!

Billy Oilchanger: Wait. Me too!

Mac ICar: Me three!

Davey Apex: Me four!

Rest of racers: Us too!

Deadpool: Really? Great!

Serious Voice: Now that's interesting.

Screwball Voice: Not to mention fascinating!

Chick Hicks: Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen! Seriously, that was pretty darn nice racing out there. (suddenly makes a sudden move) By me! (laughs)

HTB Pitty 1: Oh, yeah.

HTB Pitty 2: Zinger!

Chick Hicks: Welcome to the Chick era, baby! The Piston Cup... It's mine, dude. It's mine. (to his pitties) Hey, fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue! (laughs again)

Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.

Chick Hicks: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talking about, "Thunder"?

Lightning McQueen: You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. (poses to the crowd) Ka-ping! Ka-pow!

Chick Hicks: (to his pitties) Who knew about the thunder thing?

HTB Pitty: I didn't.

(The crowd then tries to take pictures of McQueen posing his flashing bolt sticker to them.)

Photographer 1: Give us the bolt, McQueen!

Photographer 2: That's right.

Photographer 3: Right in the lens.

Houser Boon: Show us the bolt!

Photographer 4: Show me the bolt, baby!

Photographer 5: Smile, McQueen!

Photographer 6: Show me the bolt, McQueen!

Photographer 7: That's it!

Lightning McQueen: Ka-pow! Ka-ping! Ka-pow!

Robin: That McQueen is such a show-off! All he ever thinks and talks about is himself!

Aiken Axler: I agree, Robin. I hope some day he'll change.

Discord: A show-off? (chuckles) That's funny coming from you, Robin!

Fluttershy: He's not the only one who's a show-off. (giggles as Discord blushes in embarrassment)

Raven: Yeah, Robin has a point.

Crosshairs: Well, I really don't understand why anyone would want to go slowly on him when we, Autobots, have much faster and better alt. modes.

Sonic: You're just jealous because they're not taking photos of you, Cross. (giggles)

Crosshairs: Hmph!

Hound: (chuckles) He's only joking, Cross.

(Electronic music plays as the screen then shows some people entering the Dinoco tent, and some others chattering as they take pictures of the Dinoco Girls on stage. Then it shows Tex Dinoco, The King and Lynda Weathers.)

Tex Dinoco: Oh-ee! That was one close finish. You sure made Dinoco proud. Thank you, King.

The King: Well, Tex, you've been good to me all these years. It's at least I could do.

Lynda Weathers: Whatever happens, you're winner to me, you old daddy rabbit.

The King: Thanks, dear. Wouldn't be nothing without you.

(The Squad members push past to get to The King.)

Sticks the Badger: Excuse us. Can we get through? Sorry.

Lynda Weathers: Who are those guys?

Tex Dinoco: I have no idea.

Sonic: Pardon us. Excuse us. Sorry. Uh, hi, do you know anyone named Strip "The King" Weathers?

The King: Yeah. That's me.

Sonic: Well, we need you to talk to Lightning, knock some sense into him if you know what I mean.

The King: For you, son, anything.

(Then, the screen shows McQueen behind the Piston Cup stage, posing his bolt sticker the crowd.)

Lightning McQueen: Kch-i-ka-chow!

(Then Mia and Tia come up, screaming for McQueen.)

Mia: I'm Mia.

Tia: I'm Tia.

Mia and Tia: We're, like, your biggest fans! Ka-chow! (they flash Lightning with their headlights)

Lightning McQueen: I love being me.

(Then two police officers come up to move Mia and Tia away.)

Police: OK, girls, that's it!\

Mia and Tia: We love you, Lightning!

(McQueen chuckles, and blows a kiss to Mia and Tia. Then The King comes up along with the Super Taskforce Squad and other racers.)

The King: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.

Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King.

The King: And you got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars have got in their whole body.

Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that...

The King: But you're stupid.

Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?

The King: This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise up and get yourself a good crew chief and a good team. You ain't gonna win unless you got good folks around you, (his voice dwindles as McQueen looks towards the Dinoco stage) and you let them do their job, like they should. Like I tell the boys at the shop...

Lightning McQueen: (to himself) Good team. Yeah...

(Electronic music as McQueen daydreams of being sponsored by Dinoco. It shows him with a trophy and two Dinoco girls beside him, with one of them kissing him on the cheek. Then it shows his paint being changed to blue, removing his decals and replacing the Rust-eze's logo with Dinoco's. It shows the text saying "The new face of Dinoco", and changing the text "The King" to a logo of Lightning with the text "Lightning McQueen". It then shows Lightning posing in a studio.)

Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow! Ka-pow!

(Then it shows McQueen on the covers of some magazines, and then it shows him with Mia and Tia in Dinoco paint on a red carpet being surrounded by a cheering crowd. Then it shows the text "Lightning McQueen is Lightning Storm". It shows some people being attacked by some giant robots with bodies shaped like a spark plugs. One person, who gets zapped by a robot's laser, does a Wilhelm scream as he turns to dust. McQueen is flying in the air, and shoots missiles at the robots. Then the screen shows Lightning with Mia and Tia around the crowd from on the carpet, which he signs his tire marks on the Walk of Fame. Then it shows him inside the building near the Hollywood sign, where he is between Mia and Tia painted gold.)

Mia: Oh, Lightning!

(Both Mia and Tia repeatedly kiss McQueen on the sides. Then his daydream ends as the screen shows the present day.)

Knuckles: Earth to McQueen!

Raven: Please snap out of it!

Bad Cop: Hey you! Wake up!

The King: (to McQueen) If you figure that out, you just gonna be OK.

Bad Cop: WAKE UP!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, (clears his throat) yeah, that... That is spectacular advice. Thank you, Mr The King.

Everyone: (facepalms)

Darren Leadfoot: (sighs) This McQueen.

Black Canary: So much for The King trying to get some sense into him.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, was it just me, or did McQueen seem a little--

Rainbow Dash: Distracted?

Fluttershy: Shy?

Rarity: Upset about non-sparkling teeth? Well, did you see his smile?

Pinkie Pie: He seemed fine to me. Woo! Woo!

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm.

(Just then, a fanfare is heard.)

Lightning McQueen: Oh!

Bob Cutlass: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Piston Cup history...

Lightning McQueen: (revving his engine) A rookie has won the Piston Cup. (He then drives through wallpaper of  the stage to the front.) Yes!

Bob Cutlass:... we have a three-way tie.

(McQueen was shocked at this. The crowd then cheers and flashes their cameras as confetti shoots out. Then The King and Chick come onto the stage.)

Dash: I can't believe it!

Violet: A three-way tie!

Chick Hicks: (chuckles) Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it. Because I didn't do it! (laughs)

Bob Cutlass: Piston Cup officials have determined that a tiebreaker race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week.

(The crowd continues taking pictures of the three leaders.)

Chick Hicks: Well, thank you! Thanks to all of you out there! Thank you! (whispers to McQueen) Hey, rook, first one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. (shouts to the crowd) Ah! No, not me! No, you rock, and you know that!

(Then the screen shows fireworks exploding in the sky as a blimp named Al Oft watches from above.)

Al Oft: Oh, yeah! Whoo!

(With Squad members)

Sonic: And the race is held at California in one week.

Amy: Then let's go to Lightning and ask him if we can go with him.

Shadow: Good idea, Amy. 

Haul Ingas: Well, that would be everything. See you in Los Angeles.

Cliffjumper: Okay.

Lloyd Garmadon: Cya.

(And they went to Lightning.)