Private chat between Pit and Dark Pit

Pit: PRINCESS WE MUST TALK

Dark Pit: STOP CALLING ME THAT

Pit: PITTOO WE MUST TALK

Pit: BETTER?!!

Dark Pit: Not at all. -_-

Pit: I SAID WE MUST TALK!!!!!!

Dark Pit: Okay okay okay what's the matter? -_-

Pit: WHERE

Pit: IS

Pit: MY

Pit: ICE CREAM???!!!!!

Dark Pit: I dunno what you're talking about. ._.

Pit: OH YES YOU KNOW

Pit: YOU ATE IT DIDN'T YOU?!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

Dark Pit: Why should I? I'm lactose intolerant! ._.

Pit: BECAUSE YOU HATE ME

Pit: AND I HATE YOU THE MOST

Dark Pit: Pit, eat a snickers.

Pit: WHY?!

Dark Pit: 'cause everytime you're hungry, you become an angry angelfury. *trows snickers*

Pit: *eats snickers*

Dark Pit: Better?

Pit: Better.

Pit: Wait.

Pit: NOT AT ALL

Pit: YOU ATE MY ICE CREAM

Dark Pit: NO I DIDN'T

Dark Pit: IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE

*timeskip to one hour later presented by the doctor*

Pit: Princess?

Pit: I'm sorry... :(

Dark Pit: ...

Pit: Now I know you haven't eaten my ice cream... :(

Dark Pit: How comes?

Pit: I found Kirby with some ice cream all arround his mouth...

Dark Pit: Aha.

Pit: I'm so sorry... :(

Pit: Pls forgive me... :(

Dark Pit: ...

Pit: :'(

Dark Pit: ...Okay...

Pit: Yay ^-^

Dark Pit: But I have to tell you something.

Pit: ?

Dark Pit: I stole your ice cream.

Pit: ???

Pit: But Kirby...?!

Dark Pit: I stole it and gave it to Kirby. B)

Pit: You did WHAT???!!!!

Dark Pit: See ya, copy! B)

Pit: WAIT I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

Dark Pit is offline now

Pit: I HATE YOU

Dark Pit: I love me too. B)