No and you're adopted

Group: Kid Icarus

Dark Pit joined the party
Pit joined the party
Palutena joined the party
Viridi joined the party

Viridi: Finally...

Pit: Hey Viridi! Hey Lady Palutena! Hey princess! ^-^ What are you guys doin? ^-^

Viridi: Thinking how I could destroy the humanity

Palutena: Cooking ^-^

Dark Pit: Visiting my mothers grave... T-T

Pit: OH GOD PLS NO @LadyPalutena

Pit: Visiting your mothers grave?

Dark Pit: Yeah, don't you remember? You killed her T-T

Pit: Ooooooh now I remember... You mean, the mirror of truth, right?

Palutena: I don't understand anything. ._.

Pit: I'm his father

Palutena: Okaaaaayyyy... wtf

Pit: And we're together... okay that's wierd...

Palutena: Pit, I have to tell you something

Pit: What?

Palutena: You're the worst father I've ever met

Pit: You're the worst mother i've ever met.

Palutena: Why? Without me you would be dead

Pit: You care about him more than about your own son -_-

Palutena: No and you're adopted

Pit: Thanks mum. I hate you. -_-

Palutena: What? It's the only logical reason since a goddess can't give birth to an angel

Pit: I hate you anyways. -_-

Palutena: I'm sorry Pit. :<

Dark Pit: I'm sexy and I know it B)

Palutena: Okay, that was random...

Based on a rp with me and my friends. :)

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