The Going Merry was sailing on the seas, with nothing that could possibly go wrong at this point! 

Nami: WHAT?! YOU ROSE THE PRICE AGAIN?! 

Nami was buying a newspaper from a seagull. 

Nami: If you raise it again, I'm not buying from you anymore. 

Usopp: What's a newspaper or two? 

Nami: If you read one every day, it's good for the brain. 

Usopp: You're done collecting money, aren't you? 

Nami: Don't be stupid! Now that Arlong is gone, I can start making money for myself. I don't want to be a penniless pirate. 

Weiss: Was it necessary to take the wallets of the villagers? 

Nami: Shut up, Weiss. 

Weiss: Yeah, that's what I thought. 

Usopp: Can you both be quiet? 

Weiss: What are you trying to do, Usopp? 

Usopp: I'm trying to develop my Special, Tabasco Star! 

Ruby: Oh! That sounds so cool! 

Usopp: Actually, anyone who gets this in his eyes will b- 

Sanji: NOT A CHANCE LUFFY! 

Sanji kicked Luffy into Usopp, causing him to splash the Tabasco on his face by accident! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

The Long Nose got his eyes set on fire. 

(Y/N): Okay, what's going on? 

Sanji: Luffy's trying to take from Nami's Tangerine Grove! But I'm not letting him! OH NAMI, I'M GUARDING YOUR PRECIOUS TANGERINES WITH ALL THE LOVE IN MY HEART! 

(Y/N): Simp. 

You sat next to Nami on a deck chair. 

(Y/N): Did you have to go on and coerce him into this? 

Nami: Oh please, Sanji will do anything a woman asks of him. 

Blake: Well, I asked for a special request for my breakfast, and he went ahead and did it. 

Zoro: Yeah, that shit cook is one suck up. 

Sanji: I HEARD THAT MOSSHEAD! YOU WANT TO GO?! 

Zoro: I'LL GO ANYTIME! 

Ruby: Uh oh, I think they're going to fight again. 

Yang: Hey, what's this? 

Yang pulled something out of the newspaper. 

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Everyone: What is it? 

Yang showed the flyer. 

Straw Hats: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHA! YES! 

Luffy had a wanted poster that said, "Wanted Dead or Alive, 'Straw Hat Monkey D. Luffy' Price of 300,000,000 Berries!" 

(Y/N): Our captain's first bounty. 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Nami: Luffy, this is serious! Now the Marines are going to be after you! 

Yang: Where the hell are our bounties?! 

(Y/N): Hey, yeah! How come Luffy is the- Oh that's right, because he beat Arlong. 

Usopp: HEY! LOOK! I'M IN THERE TOO! NOW EVEYRONE CAN SEE ME! YES! 

Sanji: WHAT?! THEY GOT LONG NOSE IN THERE?! 

Sanji saw the back of Usopp's head in the photo. 

Sanji: (pouting) That's nothing to brag about. 

Usopp: Don't be jealous! If you get to be a big shot, they might put you on a poster too. 

Ruby: Yeah! Someday, all of us are going to be wanted! Since Luffy's going to be King of the Pirates, that would mean all of us will be infamous! 

Weiss: Well, first thing's first, we go to the Grand Line. 

Luffy: OKAY GUYS! LET'S GO TO THE GRAND LINE! 

Ruby, Yang, Usopp, and Sanji: YEAH! 

Zoro: Hey, there's an island nearby. 

(Y/N): Really? 

Nami: Of course. Loguetown. 

Ruby: Loguetown? 

Nami: It's a town of prologues and epilogues. It's where Gold Roger was born and executed. 

Luffy: Yeah, that's right. 

(Y/N): Heh, what do you know, we're visiting a historical sight. 

Soon... 

Luffy: SO HUGE! 

Blake: To think that the Golden Era of Piracy all began right here. 

Ruby: Even better, we're the big shot rookie pirates who are going to take the era by storm! 

Luffy: Okay! I'm going to see the execution scaffold! 

Blake: Wow, look at Luffy, wanting to take in history. 

(Y/N): It's important to him. 

Sanji: I'm going to see if I can get some good cooking ingredients here. Any of you lovely ladies want to come with me? 

Ruby: I'll go with you, Sanji. 

Weiss: Ruby, you know what kind of man Sanji is. 

Ruby: Oh, come on, Sanji wouldn't take advantage of me! 

Sanji: (with heart eyes) AWWWW! Ruby's so cute when she's so innocent! 

Usopp: I'm going to find some equipment! 

Weiss: Well, I better come so you don't blab about yourself to everyone about your "greatness." 

Blake: What about you Zoro? 

Zoro: I'm going to get some new swords. 

(Y/N): Well, I'm going to take Nami on a shopping spree! 

Yang: Not without me of course! 

Nami: Heh, I'll be glad to give you two some money at 300% interest! 

Weiss: YOU ARE TOO GREEDY! 

(Y/N): Hey, that's just Nami being herself! And I find whenever she does it, cute! 

Nami hugged your arm. 

Nami: Of course, you would agree, (Y/N). 

Sanji glared at you with jealousy. 

Soon... 

Zoro and Blake saw a fight going down as a girl with glasses used a sword to take down two pirates. 

Blake: She's pretty good. 

???: AAAAAAAAGH! 

She tripped over and her glasses fell off. 

???: MY GLASSES! WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?! 

Zoro: Here. 

Zoro gave them over. 

Tashigi (A master swordsman of the Marines! She is a cute but clumsy girl who can't see without her glasses! Works under Captain Smoker! Voiced by Monica Rial!) 

Blake: Zoro? 

Zoro was frozen in shock. 

Blake: Hey Zoro? Zoro, are you- 

She hit him on the head. 

Zoro: OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! 

Blake: Finally got you awake. 

Meanwhile... 

Mihawk arrived on an island. 

Pirate: HAWKEYE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 

Mihawk: I'm not here for you. I wish to see your captain. 

He approached a group of men. 

???: Hello Hawkeye. 

Shanks (The Captain of the Red Hair Pirates and Luffy's idol! He is the one who gave Luffy his straw hat! A pretty chill and cool guy who happens to be one of the most wanted pirates of the Golden Era of Piracy! May have a connection to Gold Roger!) 

Shanks: I'm not in the mood to fight. 

Mihawk: I'm not in the mood either since you lost your arm. But you should see this. It reminded me of a story you told me about this boy you met, who now has your hat. 

???: AGH! 

???2: Is that- 

Yasopp: Boss, it's him! 

Shanks: Luffy, you finally made it. 

https://youtu.be/fcjHVMW5p_8

Play from 1:40-end... 

Back at Loguetown... 

You and Yang were buying some more clothes as Nami was trying on various outfits. 

Nami: How's this? 

(Y/N): Sexy! 

Nami: And this? 

Yang: Looking hot! 

Nami: What about this? 

(Y/N): No wonder you're the Cat Burglar! 

Nami: And this? 

Yang: You're totally cute in that. 

Nami: We'll take them all! 

Back with Blake and Zoro... 

The two walked into a weapons store. 

Blake: Excuse me, we're looking for swords. 

Ipponmatsu (The Arms Shop Owner of Loguetown!) 

Ipponmatsu: Yes, yes, welcome! Please have a look around, we got old swords, newer swords, and brand-new swords! All kinds! And we also have a solid reputation of over 200 years in business! 

Zoro: We have 100,000 Berries. 

Blake: We'll take two. 

Ipponmatsu: 100,000?! You'll only get a blunt swords for 50,000. 

He then noticed Zoro's Wado Ichimonji. 

Ipponmatsu: Uh ... can I look at it? 

Zoro: Uh ... okay. 

As he saw it- 

Ipponmatsu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! IT'S THAT BLADE! HE HAS THE LEGENDARY WADO! Okay, I- It's no good. 

Zoro: WHAT?! 

Zoro grabbed him by the shirt and Blake hit him! 

Blake: ZORO! 

Zoro: OW! BLAKE, WHAT THE HELL?! 

Blake: Don't hit the shopkeeper. 

Ipponmatsu: Listen, friend, maybe we can work out something. This sword is nothing special, but it might be worth something. I'll give you 200,000 for it. Then you'll have 300,000 and you can buy three swords for 100,000 each! 

Zoro: Look, it's not for sale. 

Tashigi: AAAAAGH! IT'S THAT SWORD! THE WADO ICHIMONJI!!! 

Blake: It's her again! 

Zoro backed up in shock! 

Blake: What is your problem? 

Zoro: (whispering) She looks like someone I once knew, okay? 

Blake: Oh, I see. 

Tashigi: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS IS A MEITO FROM THE CATALOGUE OF THE BEST BLADES EVER FORGED! IT'S EVEN A GREAT GRADE SWORD OF WHICH THERE ARE ONLY 21!!! IT EVEN SAYS HERE THAT IT'S WORTH 10 MILLION BERRIES! 

Ipponmatsu: IDIOT! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! I CAN SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES TO MY BUSINESS! 

Tashigi: What? Did I say something wrong? 

Ipponmatsu: I've never seen such a beautiful sword! I couldn't help myself! Wait, ar you here to pick up Shigure? Here, I polished it. 

He handed Tashigi her sword. 

Tashigi: IT LOOKS SO SPECI- AAAAAAAAAGH! 

She tripped and landed on a bunch of swords. 

Blake: Hmm ... she's very clumsy. Hahaha, I think (Y/N) would like her. 

Zoro: That guy just keeps attracting women like it's another day. 

Blake: Yeah, that's for sure. 

Ipponmatsu: Ugh, just pick the swords in that barrel over there! 

Blake: Let's see. 

Tashigi: Hey, you're looking for two swords? 

Blake: They're for him. 

Tashigi: Three swords, like the Pirate Hunter, Roronoa Zoro! 

Zoro and Blake froze. 

Blake: Yeah, kind of. 

Zoro: He's quite famous. 

Tashigi: Yeah, it's such an evil name. Using a sword to make money, is unforgivable! Why is there so much evil in the world today? 

Blake: Because there are bad people who exist. 

Tashigi: I know, it's just that most of the meito are in their hands, and it's like their crying. 

Ipponmatsu: I like bad guys! This shop used to be filled with men who wanted to sail to the Grand Line, and then that monster had to come in! 

Tashigi: SMOKER IS NOT A MONSTER! 

Ipponmatsu: YEAH HE IS! HE'S A DEVIL FRUIT USER! A REAL MONSTER! 

Blake: Smoker? There's a Marine Captain here? 

Zoro: That's not good. Hey, do you plan on collecting the Wado Ichimonji? 

Tashigi: NO! It's not that I want the swords, I jut don't want evil men to have them. 

Zoro: Fine. 

Blake: What about this one? 

Blake brought out one sword. 

Tashigi: I've seen that one, it's Sandai Kitetsu! It's a genuine grade sword! But it's worth 1 billion! Its predecessor, Nidai Kitetsu, was a great grade sword! And the original Shodai Kitetsu was a supreme grade sword! 

Ipponmatsu: NO! NOT THAT ONE! 

Blake: Why? 

Zoro: Because it's cursed. 

Blake: You know?! 

Ipponmatsu: How can you- 

Zoro: I can just tell by looking at it. 

Blake: Leave it to Zoro to know about swords. 

Ipponmatsu: Well, he's right. Shodai Kitetsu and its successors are good blades, but they're all cursed! Famous swordsmen have died tragic deaths because they wielded the Kitetsu swords. These days no swordsman in the world would use a Kitetsu, and if he didn't, he wouldn't be around for long. I'd like to get rid of it myself, but I might get cursed for it. 

Blake: Then we should- 

Zoro: No, I'm taking it. 

Blake: WHAT?! 

Ipponmatsu: AAAAAAAAAGH! ARE YOU A FOOL?! I CAN'T SELL YOU THAT! YOU COULD DIE AND THEN I COULD DIE NEXT! 

Zoro: How about this then? My luck versus the curse! If I lose, then I'm not the man to possess it! 

He threw the sword in the air and stuck out his arm! 

Blake: NO! 

Ipponamtsu: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOUR ARM WILL GET CHOPPED OFF! 

Tashigi fell to the floor in shock and- 

https://youtu.be/rCyDWBNAOqA

Play from 2:19-end... 

Blake: Zoro ... I- 

Blake was in a state of shock, she couldn't even move. She looked at Zoro as if he was on a whole other level. 

Blake: I never thought I would see something like this. Hey, can you find another sword? 

Ipponmatsu: No! Wait! 

Ipponmatsu returned with another sword. 

Ipponmatsu: This sword has a black lacquered sheath, and the blade is irregular. It's called Yubashiri, and it's categorized as a skillful grade sword! It'll guarantee its sharpness! This is the best sword I have! 

Blake: Okay, but I don't think- 

Ipponmatsu: NO! Take it, both swords are on the house! Forgive me for my dishonesty earlier, it's ben a while since I've looked at a real swordsman like your friend there. The sword chooses the wielder. 

Blake: (bowing) Thank you so much. 

The two left the shop satisfied... 

Blake: So, World's Greatest Swordsman, how do you feel? 

Zoro: Like myself again. 

Meanwhile ... 

Marine: Captain Smoker ... uh ... Master Chief Tashigi isn't back yet. 

???: WHAT?! I swear that idiot is such a klutz! 

Smoker (A very highly respected Captain in the Marines! He is the man who believes in doing what is right rather than doing what he is told! One of the few Marines who isn't corrupt! He ate the Plume Plume Fruit, allowing his body to turn into smoke!) 

As Smoker and his men walked on by, a little girl was carrying some ice cream! 

https://youtu.be/O51AqE4E4WA

With Ruby and Sanji... 

Ruby: HEY SANJI! LOOK AT THIS! 

Ruby pointed to a big fish! 

Fishmonger: Interested huh? This is a Blue-Finned Elephant Tuna! 

Ruby: BLAKE WOULD LOVE TO EAT THIS! 

Sanji: HOLY CRAP! 

Fishmonger: Never seen one before? It swam in from the South Blue, and I caught it myself! 

Sanji: WE'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING! 

Fishmonger: Suit yourselves. 

Ruby: What do you think? 

Sanji: PUTTING OTHERS FIRST! YOU'RE SO CUTE! 

Ruby: Aww, come on Sanji, you shouldn't say that when (Y/N) could hear. 

With you... 

(Y/N): I have the feeling that I must find Sanji and beat him up to protect Ruby. 

Yang: My Big Sister senses are telling me that too. 

Nami: Oh come on, Ruby can take care of herself. 

(Y/N) and Yang: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT NAMI?! 

Nami: I'm just saying! Calm down! 

She then noticed the air was different. 

Nami: Looks like the barometric pressure has dropped. 

(Y/N): So does that mean that- 

Nami: Yeah, a storm is coming. 

With Luffy... 

Luffy: WOW! So this is what the King of the Pirates saw before he died! 

Officer: HEY! GET DOWN! THAT'S THE SPECIAL EXECUTION SCAFFOLD! IT'S UNDER JURISDCTION OF THE WORLD GO- AAAAAAAAARGH! 

The officer was hit in the face with an iron club! 

???: Hey, don't be so mean. Luffy! Long time no see! 

Alvida (She's back and sexier than ever!) 

Alvida: Surely you haven't forgotten little old me. 

Men: WOW! SHE'S GORGEOUS!!! 

Luffy: Who are you? 

Alvida: Oh come on, you're the very first man who ever hit me. 

Luffy: I hit you? 

Alvida: Yep, that was so hard. NOW TELL ME! WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?! 

Men: YOU ARE! 

Alvida: Yes, that's me. There isn't a man in this world who won't fall in love with me. And I love strong men. So, I want you to be mine! 

Luffy: WHAT?! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED! THAT'S GROSS! Who are you?! 

Alvida: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM STILL?! 

Officer: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE! 

The officers tried to do something, but they were emadly in love! 

???: AAAAARGH! DIE A FLASHY DEATH! 

Buggy appeared and fired a Buggy Ball, blowing up a fountain, which slipped by Alvida! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Alvida: Buggy, would you cool it? 

Buggy: Sorry about that Alvida, my dear. Luckily, your skin is smooth enough that you can't be harmed. 

Luffy: Alvida? Where is she? 

Alvida: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU IDIOT! I'M ALVIDA!! 

Luffy: WHAT?! You look different! 

Alvida: Yep! How nice of you to notice that sexy old me looks gorgeous! I ate the Smooth Smooth Fruit and transformed anew! Nothing can touch my beautiful skin! Even my freckles are gone! 

Luffy: Yeah, and you're not fat anymore. 

Alvida: Even if you want to be my man, you must defeat him! 

Buggy: LONG TIME NO SEE STRAW HAT! 

Buggy: IT IS I! THE FEARSOME BUGGY THE CLOWN! 

Buggy Pirate: YOU'LL PAY FOR HURTING CAPTAIN BUGGY LIKE THAT! 

Buggy Pirate 2: YOU PUT HIM THROUGH ABSOLUTE HELL! 

Luffy: Oh, hi Buggy. 

Buggy: Yes, I- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OH, HI BUGGY?!" YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU WON'T BE SO INSOLENT WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!! 

The citizens were all held at gunpoint by Buggy's men. 

Buggy: Now, all of you will see how terrifying I can be! 

Cabaji appeared and held Luffy in a stockade! 

Luffy: AGH! 

Cabaji: Hey there, Rubber Man, how's your pal Roronoa Zoro? 

Buggy: Great work Cabaji! Now then Straw Hat, your execution will be shown to the public world! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

TO BE CONTINUED ... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

Ruby: It's a race to the rescue! We got to save Luffy before he gets executed! (Y/N), Zoro, Sanji and I have to hurry and deal with Buggy and Alvida! Not only that, but Smoker and Tashigi are trying to catch us too! And not only that a harsh storm is reaching us too! It's now or never! But we will reach the Grand Line no matter what! 

Luffy: On the next chapter! To the Grand Line!/Goodbye East Blue! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!