Boodle: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! 

(Y/N): Old Man, are you- 

Boodle: THIS IS TOO CRUEL! I won't stand for it! Not after the way they treated Shu Shu, and you took Mohji down! What kind of mayor just sits back and watches his town be destroyed? 

Ruby: Mayor, please don't get yourself killed! 

Boodle: I have to do something! A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! 

Luffy: Yeah! You said it Old Man! 

Nami: LUFFY! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM! 

Boodle: I remember when this place was just a wilderness when we first arrived. We had no choice but to move after our old town was destroyed by pirates! At first it was just a few homes, but our numbers grew slowly but surely. We worked hard, cleared the land, and over time we started opening up shops. Orange Town has thrived for so long! It's our life's work! This town and its people are my treasure! And I will fight to protect it! 

Yang: YEAH! THAT'S THE SPI- 

KABOOM! 

The Mayor's house was destroyed! 

Boodle: MY HOUSE! 

(Y/N): ZORO WAS IN THERE! 

Ruby: ZORO! ARE YOU IN THERE?! 

Zoro: Damn it, I was sleeping! 

Ruby: ZORO! (crying) YOU'RE ALIVE! 

Ruby hugged him! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHA! Great to see you're okay, Buddy! 

Zoro: What? Of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I be? 

Nami: (blinking) How did he even survive that? 

Blake: Is Zoro even human? 

Weiss: Well, I'm just glad he's on our side. 

Boodle: ENOUGH OF THIS! LET'S GO! WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BUGGY DOWN! 

(Y/N): WHOA! Easy there Old Guy! You'll get yourself killed! 

Boodle: You think I don't know that? At least I'm fighting for what I believe in! 

You all stared at him with shock. 

Weiss: Just like- 

Luffy: Old Guy. 

Boodle: BUGGY! I'M COMING FOR YOU! 

He charged after Buggy. 

Yang: Man, I really like that Old Guy. 

(Y/N): We have to save him! He's going to get himself killed! 

Luffy: Hey don't worry, I like him too! We're not going to let him die! Hey Nami, you ready to officially join my crew? 

Nami: Ugh, look, I'm not becoming a pirate. 

(Y/N): Stubborn and cute. 

Nami: Look, let's just say we work together, okay? 

(Y/N): Good enough! 

At the Tavern... 

Buggy: Alright! Let's aim for the next- 

Boodle: BUGGY! 

Boodle stood in front of the tavern! 

Boodle: COME OUT AND FIGHT ME! 

Buggy: Who are you Old Man? Do you have a death wish or something? 

Boodle: I'm Boodle, the Mayor of this town you've attacked! I'm here to take you down! 

Buggy Pirates: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

???: Hey, Captain Buggy. 

Buggy: What is it, Cabaji? 

Cabaji (One of the Buggy Pirates' best fighters! He's ranked directly below Mohji! Voiced by Greg Ayres!) 

Cabaji: Leave the old man to me. 

Cabaji got on a unicycle and jumped down. 

Cabaji: It's been a while since I got to fight. Hope I didn't get rusty. 

Buggy Pirates: GO GET HIM CABAJI! 

Buggy: WAIT! 

Cabaji: What? 

Buggy: He challenged me, so I have to fight. I would be a poor excuse for a captain if I didn't do anything! 

Cabaji: Right, sorry, Captain. 

Buggy: LISTEN UP YOU SENILE OLD FOOL! THE ONLY TREASURE HERE IS FOR TERMITES! REAL TREASURE IS GOLD AND JEWELS! THIS DUMP OF A TOWN IS A PIECE OF SHIT! 

Boodle: SHUT UP! YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU BIG NOSED IDIOT! 

Buggy: B-BIG NOSE?! THAT'S IT! DIE!!! 

He fired his hand at Boodle and began to strangle him! 

Boodle: AAAAAAAAARGH! 

He was punching Buggy's hand as he coughed up blood! 

Buggy: Idiot! You can't stop me! Soon enough I will conquer the Grand Line and all the treasure will be mine! I WILL BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!! 

Boodle: YOU COWARD! COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME! 

But then Boodle was freed as- 

Buggy: AGH! 

Luffy punched Buggy in the face! 

Buggy: WHAT TH- STRAW HAT! 

Luffy: I told you I was going to kick your ass! 

(Y/N): Yo, Booger! 

Buggy: IT'S BUGGY! MY NAME IS BUGGY! 

Yang: Whatever. 

Ruby: We're here to take you down! You bullied the Mayor and his people long enough! And this is also for Shu Shu, whose home you mercilessly destroyed! 

Boodle: You ... kids. Stay out of it, this isn't your fight. I- 

Luffy knocked him out! 

Nami: AGH! WHAT THE HELL LUFFY?! 

Ruby: Sorry Nami, but Luffy did the right thing. 

Nami: RUBY HO- 

Zoro: She's right, he would have gotten himself killed. It's for the best if he's out of this. 

Yang: Besides, we're not going to let him die! 

Buggy: It doesn't matter how many of you are there! You're all about to die! 

Luffy: Yeah, well at least we're not cowards like you! 

Buggy: Men, the Buggy Ball. 

Buggy Pirates: RIGHT! 

They fired one at Luffy! 

Luffy: I got this! 

Weiss: WHAT?! 

Blake: Luffy, what are you doing?! 

Zoro: Idiot, you're going to get hit! 

Luffy: No I won't! 

Luffy inhaled and inflated his belly! 

Everyone: WHOA! 

Luffy: GUM GUM BALLOON! 

Buggy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

Cabaji: HE TOOK A DIRECT HIT FROM THE BUGGY BALL AND LIVED?! 

He launched it back and destroyed the tavern! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That should even the odds a bit! 

(Y/N): Idiot, you could have told us something at first! 

Weiss: Do you have to make us worry?! 

Nami: What the hell is this guy?! 

Ruby: He's going to be the King of the Pirates! 

Buggy and Cabaji stood up amongst their unconscious men. 

Buggy: I'm so mad, I can't even find the words! 

Cabaji: HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE THE GREAT BUGGY THE CLOWN, YOU THIEVES! 

Mohji: What the? 

Mohji got up. 

Mohji: Cabaji, did you- AGH! RICHIE! 

Cabaji had used Richie as a shield. 

Mohji: YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU USE RICHIE LIKE THAT!!! AGH! IT'S HIM! THE GUY WHO BEAT ME UP! I think their captain is also a Devil Fruit User! He bounced the Buggy Ball back with a rubber body! 

Buggy threw Mohji at you guys! 

Buggy: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! 

Mohji: I TRIED TO! 

Yang then uppercutted Mohji! 

Yang: FIGHT ALREADY, YOU BASTARD! 

Buggy: CABAJI! KILL THEM! 

Cabaji: WITH PLEASURE! 

Cabaji charged at you guys, only for Zoro to stop him! 

Everyone: ZORO! 

Zoro: Leave him to me, I'll gladly challenge another swordsman. 

Cabaji: The famous Pirate Hunter, Roronoa Zoro. I never thought I would challenge someone like you. BREATH OF DEATH! 

He breathed fire in Zoro's face! 

Zoro: AGH! 

Cabaji: GOT YOU! 

He hit Zoro in his wound! 

Ruby: ZORO! 

Zoro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

(Y/N): YOU ASSHOLE! HE WAS WOUNDED THERE! 

Zoro: (Y/N), don't interfere! I can handle him! 

Weiss: You're badly hurt! 

Zoro: So?! I won't run away! Scars on the back are the shame of a swordsman! 

Cabaji: IT'S YOUR DEATH WISH! MURDER AT THE STEAM BATH! 

He unleashed a mist around the area! 

Zoro: What kind of circus trick is- 

Blake: BEHIND YOU! 

Zoro blocked Cabaji's attack just in time! 

Cabaji: GOT YOU AGAIN! 

He kicked Zoro in his wound again! 

Zoro: AGH! 

(Y/N): STOP THAT, YOU CALL YOURSELF A SWORDSMAN?! 

Cabaji: This is the price for messing with the Buggy Pirates! 

Nami: Zoro's too hurt to fight! He needs our help! 

(Y/N): No. 

Nami: WHAT?! How- 

(Y/N): We need to have faith in Zoro. He says he can handle it. Besides, it would dishonor him. He's a proud swordsman. 

Cabaji: DIE RORONOA ZORO! 

But Zoro got up and- 

Zoro: DRAGON TWISTER! 

He cut up Cabaji! 

Cabaji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He was knocked down off his unicycle! 

Zoro: Enough with your fucking tricks! I hope you enjoyed kick my wound, because- AGH! 

He cut himself! 

Zoro: My goal is to become the world's greatest swordsman! Is this enough of a handicap for you? 

He got all three of his swords out and held the third in his mouth. 

Zoro: This is the power of Santoryu, the Three Sword Style. 

Ruby, Luffy, and Yang: HE'S SO COOL! 

(Y/N): Take him down! 

Zoro: You're a disgrace to swordsmen everywhere! 

Cabaji: So, you injured yourself as insurance for your reputation? Well, your wounds are too severe. 

Zoro: It's the other way around, if I lose to you when my wounds are this light, then I may as well give up on my dream, now! 

Nami: Psst! Hey! 

(Y/N): What? 

Nami: That shack behind the ruins of the tavern, that's where they keep their treasure. And Buggy's probably got the map of the Grand Line on his hands. I'll go and take the treasure right now. If you guys take the map, then I'll really go with you guys. Okay? 

(Y/N): You mean it? 

Nami: Yeah! See ya! 

She takes off. 

Weiss: Hmm ... (Y/N), I don't trust her. 

(Y/N): Really? Come on, I know Nami looks shady, but she's not a bad person. 

Cabaji then threw a bunch of tops at Zoro! 

Cabaji: PREPARE FOR THE DANCE OF A HUNDRED KAMIKAZE TOPS! 

Zoro sliced at the tops as Cabaji did a flip! 

Cabaji: CIRCUS TRICK: FIREWORKS IN THE COOL SUMMER BREEZE! 

He appeared in the air and tried to impale Zoro! 

Zoro: I see you! 

Buggy: HEH! CHOP CHOP CANNON! 

Buggy fired his hand to hold Zoro down! 

Buggy: CABAJI! I GOT ZORO! FINISH HIM OFF! 

Cabaji: WITH PLEASURE CAPTAIN! 

But then Luffy slammed Buggy's hand down and Weiss froze it! 

Buggy: AAAAAAAARGH! MY HAND! 

Luffy: STAY OUT OF THIS! THIS IS ZORO'S DUEL! 

Weiss: You have no right to interfere, Clown. 

Buggy: YOU LITTLE BRATS! 

Zoro dodged Cabaji's attack and knocked him down! 

Zoro: I'm getting real sick and tired of your stupid circus bullshit tricks. 

Cabaji: FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON WITH REAL SWORSMANSHIP! 

Zoro: SANTORYU: ONI GIRI! 

Zoro slashed through Cabaji! 

Cabaji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Buggy: NO! CABAJI! 

Cabaji: I cna't believe this, we're the Buggy Pirates! How can we lose to a bunch of common thieves?! 

Zoro: We're not thieves, we're the Straw Hat Pirates! 

Zoro then collapsed. 

Zoro: I'm going to sleep now. 

(Y/N): You did good Zoro. 

Blake: Zoro, you really are amazing. 

Yang: Leave this guy to us! 

Buggy: IDIOTS! YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS PLAYING PIRATES! YOU CALL YOURSELVES REAL PIRATES?! 

He saw Luffy's hat. 

Buggy: That hat, it reminds me of him! OF SHANKS! 

Luffy: SHANKS?! You know Shanks? 

(Y/N): Who's Shanks? 

Buggy: YOU DON'T KNOW?! RED HAIR SHANKS! ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PIRATES OF THE GOLDEN ERA OF PIRACY! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS?! 

Ruby: Luffy, did Shanks- 

Luffy: Yeah, he gave me his hat. 

Flashback... 

https://youtu.be/TCLZMJSx4RI

End of Flashback... 

(Y/N): Wow. What a guy. 

Luffy: Shanks is the man who saved my life years ago, and I gave my word to return this hat to him after I become the King of the Pirates! 

Buggy: ARGH! SHUT UP ABOUT SHANKS! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HIM! CHOP CHOP HARPOON! 

He fired his fist with knives at Luffy, and knocked the hat off his head! 

(Y/N): AGH! 

You caught it. 

(Y/N): I got it! Though- 

You saw some tears in it. 

Luffy: DAMN IT! YOU BASTARD! NO ONE DAMAGES THIS HAT! IT'S MY TREASURE! MY GIFT FROM SHANKS! 

Buggy: THIS HAT?! HOW FITTING IT'S TORN THEN! THAT'S WHAT SHANKS GETS FOR BETRAYING ME! HE WAS MY COMRADE! AND HE ROBBED ME OF EVERYTHING! 

Luffy: SHANKS IS A GOOD MAN! DON'T YOU DARE PUT YOURSELF ON HIS LEVEL! GUM GUM BULLET! 

He punched Buggy in the stomach! 

Buggy: ARGH! 

Buggy was coughing up blood as Luffy picked him up! 

Luffy: WHAT DID SHANKS EVER DO TO YOU?! 

Buggy: WHAT DID HE DO?! WHAT DID HE DO?! I'll tell you what he did! 

https://youtu.be/rjDcZMDXZcY

Buggy: THAT DEVIL FRUIT WOULD HAVE COST ME A FORTUNE! AND BECAUSE OF SHANKS! I LOST MY ABILITY TO SWIM, AND I LOST MY TREASURE! 

(Y/N): DUDE! HE SAVED YOUR LIFE! 

Ruby: SHANKS CONSIDERED YOU HIS FRIEND! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HIM?! 

Buggy: SHUT UP! SHANKS TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME! YOU DON'T KNOW THE HELL I SUFFERED THROUGH! THAT'S WHY I'LL TAKE ALL THE TREASURE I CAN WITH MY DEVIL FRUIT POWERS! 

He split his body in two. 

Buggy: NOW I WILL NOT LET ANYONE WHO TOUCHES MY TREASURE LIVE! NAMI! GET BACK HERE! 

He started going for Nami! 

Ruby: NAMI! RUN! 

Nami: Wh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SHIT I'VE BEEN SPOTTED! 

Nami started running away! 

Buggy: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY YOU STUPID BITCH! NOW I'LL FLASHILY CHOP YOU U- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Buggy stopped as all you hit his crotch! 

Buggy: AGH! My crotch. That was a cheap ... shot. 

Blake: You're not getting off that easy, your fight is with our captain. 

Yang: And we're making sure you don't run off and try to kill our Navigator! 

Nami: Thanks again. 

Luffy: Nami, drop the treasure and get out of here! 

Nami: WHAT?! NO! I'm not going to leave my treasure behind! 

Buggy: Your treasure?! DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR TREASURE?! 

Nami: Yeah I'm a thief who steals from pirates! So it makes it mine! MINE MINE! 

Straw Hats: That makes a lot of sense. 

Buggy: NO IT DOESN'T! IT'S MY TREASURE! IT'S NOT YOURS UNTIL YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! THAT'S HOW THIEVERY WORKS! 

Nami: A criminal trying to lecture another one. Geez. The day I take a lesson from you is the day I stop loving treasure. BLEGH! 

She stuck her tongue out at him. 

Buggy: THAT DOES IT! CHOP CHOP FESTIVAL! 

He split his entire body up! 

(Y/N): The hell?! 

Luffy: He split into even smaller pieces! 

Ruby: What do we do? 

Yang: We screw with him! 

Buggy: NAMI! COME BACK HERE! 

Buggy began to chase after Nami! 

As you guys grabbed piees of his body, including his abdomens, and his feet! 

Straw Hats: TICKLE TICKLE! 

Buggy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Yang: TIGER SHATTER FIST! 

Yang hit his stomach! 

Buggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Luffy stomped on his feet too! 

Buggy: DAMN IT! KNOCK IT OFF! 

Nami: NO YOU KNOCK IT OFF! 

(Y/N): WOW! 

Ruby: That was great Nami! 

Buggy: Thank you Nami! 

Nami: WHAT?! 

Buggy grabbed the treasure bag. 

Nami: LET GO! 

Buggy: NO YOU LET GO! IT'S MINE! 

Luffy: HEY CLOWN! YOUR FIGHT IS STILL WITH ME! GUM GUM STAMP! 

Luffy kicked Buggy in the face, causing him to crash into a building. 

Luffy: That was for the mayor! 

And Ruby grabbed a piece of paper. 

Ruby: I GOT IT! I GOT THE MAP TO THE GRAND LINE! 

Yang: Nice one Little Sis! 

Weiss: Just as expected from the Second Mate. 

Ruby: S-Second Mate? 

Weiss: You still make a good leader, so you and (Y/N) should take charge just below Luffy. 

Ruby and Weiss high five. 

Buggy: ENOUGH OF THIS! I've suffered too much humiliation! And now I- HUH?! 

https://youtu.be/lpNP00EzL4A

Blake: Hey Buggy! Looking for this? 

Blake used her shadows to hold down Buggy's pieces! 

Buggy: AGH! MY BODY! 

Luffy: HA! NICE ONE BLAKE! NOW THEN- 

He extended both his arms back! 

Luffy: SEE YOU LATER BUGGY! GUM GUM BAZOOKA! 

Buggy: NO WAIT! I'M SORRY! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT! DO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Buggy was sent flying by both of Luffy's fists!

With that, the Buggy Pirates were finally defeated! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I WIN! 

(Y/N): That's our Captain. 

Luffy: Thanks you guys! I couldn't ask for a better crew! 

Ruby: AWWW! 

Blake: Anytime, Luffy. 

Yang: What about Nami? 

Nami: You kidding me? I'm sticking with you guys for sure! The treasure I can obtain! HAHAHAHAHA! It's going to be great! 

(Y/N): Sorry about your hat, though. 

Luffy put it back on his head. 

Luffy: Well, I can still wear it. 

Ruby: Hey Zoro! Wakey wakey eggs and bakey! 

Zoro: Huh? What happened to Buggy? 

Ruby: Luffy send him flying. And we got the map to the Grand Line and Buggy's treasure! 

Zoro: Geez, I don't think I can walk though. 

Nami: Of course not! If you could, I wouldn't believe most of you are human. 

Then the townsfolk arrived. 

Citizen: Hey, we're the citizens of this town. Did the pirates mutiny or something? 

(Y/N): It's kind of a long story, you see- 

Citizen 2: MAYOR! 

They ran to Boodle. 

Citizen: Mayor, what happened to you? 

Luffy: Oh, I knocked him out. 

Townsfolk: WHAT?! 

(Y/N) and Girls: LUFFY SHUT UP! 

Luffy: Well, it's true! 

Citizen: YOU DID THAT TO THE MAYOR?! ARE YOU GUYS PIRATES?! 

(Y/N): NO! 

Weiss: Luffy, don't you even- 

Luffy: Yeah, we're pirates. 

Weiss and Nami: YOU IDIOT! 

Townsfolk: GET THEM! 

(Y/N): Oh shit, RUN FOR IT! 

You all started running! 

Blake: Luffy, what were you thinking?! 

Luffy: I can't tell a lie! That wouldn't be the right thing to do! Besides, isn't this fun?! 

Citizen 2: It's fine, they're doing this for the old guy! It wouldn't have mattered what we told them! 

You all ducked into an alley, and the townsfolk were stopped by Shu Shu! 

(Y/N): SHU SHU! 

Ruby: What are you- 

He smirked at you guys! 

(Y/N): Thanks, Dog! 

Citizen: Shu Shu! Get out of the way! 

Shu Shu: RUFF! RUFF! AWOOOOO! 

He continued to block them! 

(Y/N): And that's why good deeds are always repaid! 

You guys took the boat that Nami stole to leave. 

Back with Boodle... 

Boodle: Agh, my head. 

Citizen: Mayor, what happened here? 

Citizen 2: We saw some people and- 

Boodle: THOSE KIDS! THEY'RE ALIVE?! How could they do that to me? 

Citizen: Don't worry, they're gone now. Those bastards were really- 

Boodle: SHUT UP! THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE! DON'T YOU DARE TALK ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THEM! 

Citizen: But Mayor, we were just- 

Boodle: Where did they go? 

Citizen 2: The docks! 

Boodle: RIGHT! I got a thing or two to say about the one with the Straw Hat! 

Boodle charged towards the harbor, while removing his armor! 

At the harbor... 

Boodle: HEY! 

(Y/N): Mayor! 

Ruby: What is it? 

Boodle: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I WON'T FORGET YOUR KINDNESS! 

Luffy: TAKE IT EASY, OLD GUY! 

Soon... 

Nami: Well, looks like everything worked out in the end! 

Yang: Yep! 

(Y/N): And we got the map to the Grand Line, and a new crewmate as our navigator! 

Nami: Hey, what happened to the treasure? 

Ruby: Oh I left it right there to Shu Shu and told him to give it to the townsfolk. 

Nami: WHAT?! RUBY, WHY?! 

Ruby: They need it to get their town fixed. 

Nami: YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS MY TREAUSURE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WORKED TO GET IT?! 

She started to shove Ruby into the water! 

Ruby: AGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! TRYING TO DROWN ME?! 

Nami: YES! 

Ruby: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK AND- 

Nami: NO! YOU GET IT! 

Ruby: NOOOO! 

(Y/N): Nami! Stop! 

Yang: LET HER GO! 

You and Yang were trying to pry Nami off of Ruby! 

Luffy and Zoro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Blake: (Sigh) Hey, Weiss. 

Weiss: Yeah, Blake. 

Blake: This adventure is going to be a fun one. 

Weiss: Even with morons like them, I agree. To the Grand Line we go. 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

(Y/N): Hey guys! (Y/N) here! So, we landed in a place called Syrup Village now, and it's home to this guy called Usopp! He's the son of Yasopp, the Marksman of Shanks' crew! Usopp talks a big game as a famous adventurer and pirate captain, but he's really just some guy who tells tall tales to make himself seem important! But I like him! As it turns out, his best friend is Kaya, a rich girl who he tells stories to in order to cheer her up! Though, there's something about her butler Klahadore that rubs me the wrong way! 

Luffy: On the next chapter! The Lying Cowardly Adventurer!/Usopp the Long Nose! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!