Luffy was trapped in a cage. 

Luffy: This was not what I was hoping for. 

Buggy: HAHAHAHA! YES! THE MAP TO THE GRAND LINE IS MINE AGAIN! AND WE HAVE A NEW CREWMATE! NOW EVERYONE! LET'S RAISE OUR GLASSES FOR A TOAST! 

Buggy Pirates: HOORAY! THREE CHEERS FOR CAPTAIN BUGGY! 

Buggy: Nami, are you ready to knock em back? 

Nami: AYE AYE! CAPTAIN! 

She took a big swig of some beer against another pirate! And she drank more! 

Nami: HELL YEAH! I WIN! Heh, there's no one who can outdrink me! At this rate, they'll all pass out, and I'll make off with their treasure! 

Luffy: ARGH! 

Luffy was chewing on the bars of the cage. 

Nami: Hey Luffy,  are you having fun there? 

Luffy: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M HUN- 

She shoved meat inside of his mouth. 

Luffy: Oh hey, thanks! 

Nami: Look, if my plan works, I'll give you the key to this cage. Actually, now that I think about it, you're actually pretty nice for a pirate. 

Buggy: HA! Well well, look at the little runt trapped in this cage. It must be hard having your partner betray you. Now, you'll pay the price of stealing from me, Buggy the Clown! 

Luffy: So, you'll let me go? 

Buggy: Yes, I- NO OF COURSE NOT!!! MEN! GET THE BUGGY BALL READY! 

Buggy Pirates: RIGHT AWAY, CAPTAIN BUGGY! 

They load up a cannon with a cannonball that has Buggy's mark on it! 

Buggy: NOW WATCH THIS! 

He fired one and- 

Buggy: SEE?! THIS IS THE POWER OF MY BUGGY BALLS! AND WITH MY DEVIL FRUIT POWERS, I'LL CONQUER THE GRAND LINE! Okay, Nami, your turn, prove your loyalty to me by blowing up your former boss! 

Nami: K-KILL HIM?! Come on, Captain Buggy, we don't have to do that. He's just a loser ... I mean ... that sounds really extreme for just one guy. 

Buggy: I'm not playing around here, do it. 

Buggy Pirate: YEAH! COME ON! 

Buggy Pirate: BLOW HIM TO SMITHEREENS! 

They all kept jeering at Nami to blow Luffy up. 

Nami: I ... I can't do this. I mean, Luffy's a pirate, but he's not like the others ... I ... I can't kill someone. 

Buggy: NAMI! STOP STALLING! 

Her hands shook with fear. 

Luffy: That's what you get for going up against pirates unprepared. 

Nami: Unprepared? You mean not being prepared to kill someone like it's nothing? 

Luffy: No, it means being prepared to risk your own life! 

Buggy Pirate: HEY, COME ON, NEW GIRL! It's easy, what you do is- 

Nami: LEAVE HIM ALONE! 

Nami took out a staff and whacked the pirate on the head!

Buggy: HOW DARE YOU! AND AFTER I WELCOMED YOU IN! 

Luffy: Hey, thanks! 

Nami: I ... well- 

She blushed. 

Nami: I won't become a murderer! I lost someone dear to me because of a pirate! And I'll never become like that man!  

Luffy: Ah, I get it. 

Nami: OH NO! THE FUSE! 

Luffy: CRAP! CRAP! 

Buggy: KILL HER! 

Nami: What do I do?! 

Luffy kept chewing on the bars. 

Nami: GET LOST! 

Nami was beating up the pirates and rusehd towards the fuse! 

Nami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

She put her hands on it, to stop it! 

Luffy: NAMI! BEHIND YOU! 

The Buggy Pirates rushed at her, but- 

(Y/N): HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE! 

You beat them up! 

Nami: Huh? 

Luffy: (Y/N)!!! 

Buggy Pirates: WHO IN THE?! 

Buggy: MORE OF YOU MORONS?! GIVE HIM A FLASHY DEATH BOYS! 

The Buggy Pirates charged in, but Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Zoro took them down! 

Zoro: Cowards! Attacking a man in a cage is something only a weakling would do! 

Blake: We're here for you Luffy. 

Luffy: YOU GUYS! 

Weiss: Luffy, what did you get yourself into? I mean, the bird was bad enough, and now you're in a cage? 

Buggy Pirate: Wait, that guy is- 

Buggy Pirate 2: THAT GUY IS RORONOA ZORO! THE PIRATE HUNTER! 

Nami: SAY WHAT?! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?! 

Ruby: Hi! 

(Y/N): She must be the Navigator! Are you okay? 

You helped her up and she blushed hard. 

Nami: I ... y-yes. 

(Y/N): Awww! You're super cute! What's your name? 

Nami: N-Nami. 

(Y/N): That's a beautiful name! 

Buggy: HEY! WOULD YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION! HOW DARE YOU INT- 

Yang: Piss off Big Nose. 

Buggy: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! DON'T YOU DARE MOCK MY NOSE! I'LL FLASHLY CHOP YOU INTO PIECES! 

He charged at Yang, but Zoro cut him down! 

Zoro: Pathetic. 

Buggy Pirates: HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Weiss: Hey, why are you all laughing? 

Ruby: Zoro just sliced your captain! Why would you laugh at that? 

Buggy: Because- 

Zoro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Zoro was stabbed! 

Straw Hats: ZORO! 

Nami: What?! 

Buggy's hand was floating with a knife! 

Zoro: What the ... hell? 

Buggy: HAHAHA! 

Buggy reassembled himself! 

Buggy: I ate the Chop Chop Fruit! With this, I can split my body into different parts! Also, blades are useless against me! 

Luffy: Wow, this guy is a freak! 

Weiss: 

Buggy: Zoro, you never stood a chance against me! 

Ruby: YOU COWARDLY BIG NOSE! 

Buggy: AGH! HOW DARE YOU, YOU'LL DIE YOU BITCH! 

Luffy: NO! RUBY IS RIGHT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG COWARD BIG NOSE! 

Buggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! THAT'S IT! YOU DIE FIRST!!! 

Buggy fired his fist at Luffy! 

Straw Hats: LUFFY!!! 

But Luffy stopped it with his teeth! 

Luffy: You better watch out! Because I'm going to kick your ass! 

Buggy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And how do you expect to kick my ass when you're stuck in there?! 

Nami: We're ... going to die. 

(Y/N): NO WE'RE NOT! BECAUSE- 

You ran to the cannon and pointed it right at the Buggy Pirates! 

Buggy Pirates: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THE CANNON! 

Buggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NO WAIT! STOP! DON'T DO THIS! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! 

(Y/N): Bye bye, Clown! 

Buggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

You lit the fuse and- 

KABOOM! 

Buggy and his crew were blasted! 

(Y/N): Welcome aboard, then Nami! 

Ruby: So, you're our new navigator? We got a really cute one too! 

(Y/N): Yang! Grab Zoro! 

Yang: RIGHT! 

Yang helped Zoro up. 

Yang: Got ya, Zoro. 

You then picked up Luffy in the cage and the Straw Hats ran for it! 

Buggy: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU BASTARDS! YOU'RE ALL D- Huh? Where did they go? 

Buggy Pirate: I don't know Captain Buggy, but they're all gone. 

Buggy: HOW?! HOW DID THEY MOVE AN IRON CAGE THAT EASILY?! NO MORE CLOWNING AROUND! I DECLARE WAR! WAR ON THOSE BRATS! MOHJI! 

Mohji: Yes, Captain Buggy? 

Mohji (Buggy's Right Hand Man! He has a pet lion named Richie, whom he is very attached to!) 

Buggy: Kill the Straw Hat and all of his friends! 

Mohji: Does that include- 

Buggy: YES! NAMI TOO! Bring me her head! 

Soon... 

You guys were dragging Luffy in the cage. 

Luffy: (chewing on bars) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! 

Weiss: Luffy stop that! You're going to damage your teeth! 

Yang: You okay Zoro? 

Zoro: I'm ... losing blood. 

You guys then sat to rest. 

Blake: Well, that was crazy. So, we have a pirate who's immune to blades. 

Ruby: I can't believe it! He's evil, a clown, and he can't be cut! 

Then you guys noticed a dog! 

Ruby: Dog! AWW! HELLO! 

Blake: AGH! 

Blake hid from it. 

Zoro: Blake, what are you doing? 

Blake: It's ... a dog. 

Zoro: I know you're half cat, but are you seriously- 

Blake: YES! 

Luffy: Hey, he's not moving. 

(Y/N): Leave him alone, it's not our business. 

Luffy: Is he dead? 

He began to look at the dog. 

https://youtu.be/J8IR3SW0CVQ

Weiss: WOULD YOU STOP BEING STUPID?! 

Luffy: Dumb ... dog. 

Nami: Hey, is the middle of the street the best place to hide? 

(Y/N): Nami! 

Ruby: You're okay! 

Nami: Thanks for helping out there. 

Yang: Well, you are our navigator now of course! 

Nami: I NEVER AGREED TO THAT! 

Yang: Or maybe because you like (Y/N). 

(Y/N): (blushing) WHAT?! 

Nami: SAY WHAT?! 

Yang: Yeah, can't get enough of this guy can y- 

Nami beat the shit out of Yang! 

Ruby: YANG! 

Blake: Are you okay? 

Weiss: (frightened a bit) Okay ... she's kind of scary. 

(Y/N): Aww! She's kind of cute when she's angry. 

Nami: (blushing) SHUT UP! Here. 

She threw the key. 

Luffy: THE KEY TO THE CAGE! 

Nami: Yeah, but I left the map and all the treasure. 

Ruby: Lives are more important than treasure anyway! 

But then the dog ate the key! 

Everyone: What? 

Luffy: THAT'S NOT FOOD YOU STUPID DOG! COUGH IT UP! 

Luffy started to choke the poor thing! 

Ruby: LUFFY! STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM! 

Luffy: THAT'S THE POINT! 

???: HEY! STOP! LEAVE SHU SHU ALONE! 

An old man in armor appeared. 

(Y/N): Hey, who are you Old Timer? 

Boodle: I'm Boodle and I'm the Mayor of this town. 

Much later... 

Boodle lead you all to his house so that oro could rest up. 

Boodle: That poor guy, he's lost a lot of blood. 

Yang: Guess Zoro is still vulnerable for a badass. 

Blake: He's strong, not invincible. 

Ruby: So, his name is Shu Shu? 

Boodle: Yes. 

(Y/N): Why is he out here instead of with all the evacuees? 

Boodle: He's guarding this pet store, I jut came to feed him. 

Nami: Why would he guard a pet store? 

Boodle: He belonged to an old friend of mine who owned this store. Ten years ago, they opened up the shop. Boy, I have a lot of fond memories of this place. 

Ruby saw Shu Shu's wounds. 

Ruby: He's all hurt! The poor thing! 

Boodle: Shu Shu has been fighting the pirates to protect his store. 

Nami: I'm sure it means a lot to him, but this is just cruel! What happened to his owner? 

Boodle: He passed away due to disease. He went to the hospital three months ago and put Shu Shu in charge while he was gone. 

Ruby: (crying) THE POOR THING! HE'S BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HIS MASTER TO COME BACK!? 

(Y/N): I don't think so. Dogs are smart creatures, I'm sure he already knows his master is long dead. 

Boodle: I think you're right Boy. You see, Shu Shu sees this store as his treasure. 

Blake: So, he guards the store, because it's all he's got left. 

Weiss: Poor ... dog. 

Boodle: As much as I try to get him to move, he just won't budge. 

???: (growl) 

Blake: What was that? 

(Y/N): It sounds like- 

Boodle: OH NO! IT'S BUGGY'S RIGHT HAND MAN! MOHJI, THE LION TAMER! 

Mohji appeared on top of Richie. 

(Y/N): So, you're Buggy's second in command. 

Mohji: Yes, I'm Mohji the Lion Tamer! You really made Captain Buggy upset. 

Luffy: What's with that outfit? 

Mohji: OUTFIT?! IT'S MY HAIR! 

Luffy: That's weird. 

Weiss: AGAIN! YOU'RE THE RUBBER MAN! 

Mohji: Ha! You may think you're safe in there, but you have no clue who I am! 

(Y/N): An idiot? 

Mohji: SHUT UP! 

(Y/N): Well, we can take you on! Say, where are Nami and the old man? 

Nami and Boodle were hiding. 

Nami: We're cheering from here! 

Blake: You're not going to fight? 

Nami: OF COURSE NOT! THAT'S A FREAKING LION! 

Yang: Please, this guy's a wimp. 

Mohji: GRRRRRR! I'll have you know, I can tame any animal! Even this mutt! 

He goes to Shu Shu. 

Mohji: Now Sh- 

Shu Shu bit Mohji on the head. 

Mohji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! RICHIE! ATTACK! 

Richie charged at you guys, but you threw the cage at him! 

(Y/N): YOU'RE FREE LUFFY! 

Luffy broke out! 

Luffy: YES! 

Richie's attack destroyed the Pet Shop! 

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Mohji: Now then, where's Roronoa Zoro? 

Shu Shu growled with anger and attacked! 

Mohji: GET LOST MUTT! 

Mohji kicked Shu Shu! 

Soon enough... 

Mohji burned down the store's remains as Shu Shu cried out. 

(Y/N): THAT FUCKER IS DEAD! HEY! BASTARD! 

Mohji: What? 

(Y/N): APOLOGIZE TO THE DOG NOW! 

Mohji: Or else what? I don't have time to- 

You grabbd Richie and slammed him down! 

Mohji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! RICHIE!!!! HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG YOU FREAK?! 

You grabbed him by his chest hair! 

Mohji: OH SHIT! I'M SORRY! PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! JUST DON'T KILL ME! 

(Y/N): I won't ever forgive you for what you did! No amount of gold or treasure can bring back Shu Shu's treasure! 

Mohji: NO N- 

You beat the shit out of him until he was unconscious! 

Soon... 

(Y/N): I'm sorry Boy, it looks like your store is gone. 

Shu Shu was whimpering. 

You then went into the wreckage to search for something. 

(Y/N): Here. 

You put some dog food to him. 

(Y/N): Looks like we found something useful. 

https://youtu.be/6FscTa_Nqwo

Nami: Did ... he just- 

Ruby: We may be pirates. 

Weiss: But that doesn't make us killers or monsters. 

Blake: Not all pirates seek that. 

Yang: What we seek is adventure. 

Nami had a smile on her face as she looked at you guys. 

Nami: These guys ... really aren't so bad after all. 

Back with Buggy ... 

Buggy: WHAT?! MOHJI WAS DEFEATED?! 

Mohji appeared. 

Mohji: I'm ... sorry, Captain. Those people ... they're stronger than they look. 

Buggy: MOHJI! YOU LOSER! THIS IS PATHETIC! BEATEN BY A CHILD?! A CHILD?! LOAD THE BUGGY BALLS! WE'RE BLOWING THIS TOWN UP TO BITS!!! 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

Blake: Okay, looks like the dog is gone. Now that Mohji was defeated, Buggy is going to fight us himself! Zoro returns after resting up and fights Cabaji, who fights dirty and attacks at his wound! Not just that, but Buggy puts a tear in Luffy's hat, which was given to him by the famed pirate, Red Hair Shanks, who Buggy has a history! No matter what though, we're going to win this battle. Luffy is counting on us after all. 

Luffy: On the next chapter! We're the Straw Hat Pirates!/Luffy vs. Buggy! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!