The Fishmen charged at Luffy! 

Fishman: YOU HUMAN SCUM!

Fishman 2: ARE YOU CRAZY?! 

You slashed one Fishman down and uppercutted the other! 

Then Sanji knocked several away! 

Sanji: STAY OUT OF THIS YOU SHITTY SMALL FRIES! 

(Y/N): Yeah, you're not even worth fighting Luffy! 

Yang: Hey Luffy, don't dive in all the time. 

Luffy: But I don't lose. 

Sanji: Moron, she means save a little for us. 

Luffy: Oh right. 

Usopp: Uh, that's fine, I'll jut stay back here and watch. 

Zoro: Gee, how generous of you, Usopp. 

Yang: (making chicken noises) 

Weiss: Seriously? 

Yang: Oh you know he's a coward! 

Kuroobi: It's Roronoa Zoro! 

Hachi: YOU JERK! YOU TRICKED ME! 

Ruby: Hi Hachi! 

Hachi: Oh, hello! 

Ruby: Aww, he's such a nice guy! 

(Y/N): Sorry Ruby, we need to take him down. 

Chew: Hey, is it my imagination, or is that the Long Nosed one? 

Fishman: WAIT! I THOUGHT NAMI KILLED HIM! 

Hachi: Unless he's a ghost! 

Chew and Kuroobi: HACHI! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 

Villager: Hey, who are those guys? 

Villager 2: That one with the Straw Hat, he sent Arlong flying! 

Johnny: You can't defeat them yourselves. 

Yosaku: You're only going to get in their way. 

Genzo: I don't understand. Why are they doing this? 

Johnny: They made Big Sis Nami cry. 

Yosaku: Do we need any other reason to put our lives on the line? 

Arlong: Wait, you people seriously came here for Nami? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're only 9 people from an inferior species! 

Blake: Okay, racist, you really want to play that, then you're going to get it! 

Yang: Oh shit, Blake's mad. 

Blake: I really can't stand people like you! 

Arlong: Ha, and what are you going to do, Human? 

(Y/N): KICK YOUR ASS! 

Arlong: HACHI! 

Hachi: IF YOU GUYS WANT TO HURT MY BROTHER, THEN YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT! MOO MOO!! 

Villagers: OH NO! IT'S THE MONSTER! 

Moo Moo appeared with a bump on his head! 

Moo Moo: Moo. 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! IT'S THE MONSTER! 

Villager: IT'S MOO MOO THE FEROCIOUS SEA COWA! 

(Y/N): This guy again? 

Ruby: You met him? 

Sanji: On our way to Arlong Park. 

Yang: So, he works for Arlong, that's good! 

Moo Moo: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Moo Moo started to swim away! 

Fishman: MOO MOO?! 

Fishman 2: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! 

Arlong: MOO MOO! 

Moo Moo stopped. 

Arlong: If you want to run away, I won't stop you. 

Moo Moo: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

The Sea Cow turned around to attack. 

Usopp: HE'S COMING! 

Fishman: LET'S FOLLOW HIS LEAD! 

Fishman: LET'S SHOW THESE INSOLENT HUMAN FILTH HOW THEIR LIVES WILL END!!! 

They all charged in, but Luffy stomped his feet into the ground! 

(Y/N): Luffy, what are you doing? 

Ruby: This doesn't look good for us. 

Luffy then twisted his body and grabbed Moo Moo by the horns! 

Fishman: HE'S A DEVIL FRUIT USER! 

(Y/N): FALL BACK! FALL BACK! 

Weiss: LUFFY'S GOING TO GET US STUCK IN THE CROSSFIRE! 

Luffy: GUM GUM PINWHEEL! 

He spun Moo Moo around and round, knocking out all the Fishmen and threw the Sea Cow far away! 

Luffy: I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS ARLONG! 

Arlong: Well, that works out perfectly. I was also thinking of taking your sorry life! 

Kuroobi: YOU DAMN HUMAN! 

Hachi: YOU JERK! THOSE WERE OUR BROTHERS! 

Chew: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE TO THE MIGHTY FISHMEN RACE! 

Yang: And of course the three toughest ones are left. 

Zoro: Well, it can't be that easy. 

You, Weiss, Usopp, and Sanji yelled at Luffy! 

(Y/N): IDIOT! 

Usopp: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?! 

Weiss and Sanji: (punching and kicking) WHY DON'T YOU EVER THINK?! 

Luffy: Sorry. 

Villager: That one is amazing! 

Genzo: There might be hope after all! 

Kuroobi: Arlong, don't get worked up. 

Chew: We don't want you to destroy Arlong Park if you lose your temper. Hey Hachi, do it! 

Hachi: YEAH! HACHI INK JET! 

Hachi squirt ink out of his mouth and it hit Luffy as everyone dodged! 

Ruby: LUFFY! WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE?! 

Luffy: AGH! MY EYES! 

Hachi: EAT THIS! 

Hachi grabbed some debris to crush Luffy! 

Luffy: I CAN'T MOVE! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Weiss: IDIOT! 

Usopp: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STUCK YOUR FEET IN THE GROUND IN THE FIRST PLACE! 

Zoro: (facepalm) Always thinking ahead. 

Hachi: OCTO-HACHI BLACK ON THE ROCKS! 

As Hachi tried to crush Luffy, Yang and Sanji destroyed the debris! 

Yang: Geez. 

Sanji: See what you did, Luffy, you even got Yang involved, and she can't get her fists damaged.k 

Yang: I can take care of myself fine, Lover Boy. 

Luffy: HA! YANG, SANJI, THAT WAS AWESOME! 

Sanji: Man, I really chose a dumbass of a captain. 

Zoro: We all did. 

Sanji: Well, I'm fine with it, it's better than siding with those who would hurt a lady. 

Kuroobi: You two are strong for humans, but it's pretty pathetic to act so chivalrous. 

Sanji: Yeah, I was raised by a pirate. 

Kuroobi: No matter what, you can't defeat us, Humans. 

Blake: SERIOUSLY! ENOUGH WITH THIS RACISM! 

Ruby and Usopp were trying to pull Luffy out! 

Usopp: HOW STUCK ARE YOU?! 

Luffy: I'm just stretching. 

Hachi: HEY! STOP PLAYING GAMES AROUND HERE OR I'LL SMASH YOU BOTH! 

Blake and Zoro: Don't even think about it. 

They stopped him. 

Hachi: AGH! 

They knocked Hachi out of the way! 

Hachi: ZORO! I HAVE BEEF WITH YOU! YOU HURT MY BROTHERS! 

Zoro: Someone holds a grudge. It doesn't matter anyway, were the terrorizers. 

Ruby: Yeah! You get them guys! 

Usopp: Heh, looks like we're- 

Usopp let go of Luffy! 

Ruby: USOPP! 

Usopp: OOPS! 

And he hit Chew! 

Chew: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! LONG NOSE! YOU'RE DEAD! 

Ruby: RUN USOPP! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Usopp started running for the hills! 

Villager: Wait, was that the guy who saved Genzo at the village? 

Chew: Wait, the people of Cocoyashi? You have weapons? Heh, a rebellion. Looks like all of you hav- AAAAAAGH! 

Ruby kicked him in the back of the head and blasted him with Crescent Rose! 

Ruby: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU JERK! THAT WAS FOR NAMI'S MOM! 

Chew: YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'LL- 

Usopp: GET AWAY FROM HER! SPECIAL ATTACK: FLAME STAR! 

Usopp fired a pellet, lighting Chew on fire! 

Chew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HOT HOT HOT! 

Usopp: YOU'RE FIGHTING ME! GOT IT?! 

Chew: THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT! 

Usopp: LEAVE HIM TO ME, GUYS! COME AND GET ME! 

Usopp began running as Chew chased after him!

 Chew: GET BACK HERE! 

Ruby: Hang on, Usopp! I'll back you up! 

Ruby chased after them! 

Genzo: What is up with him? 

Doctor: He's an odd one. 

Ruby: It's okay! Usopp is a Brave Warrior of the Sea! 

That left with the rest of you to deal with the others. 

Luffy: ARLONG! EAT THIS! 

Luffy tried to punch Arlong, but he grabbed his fist! 

Arlong: Do you humans really think you can beat us? 

(Y/N): Of course! 

Luffy: LET GO! 

Arlong: HOW ABOUT THIS?! 

Arlong pulled Luffy out of the ground! 

Straw Hats: LUFFY! 

Arlong: I know people who have Devil Fruit Powers can't swim! So let's go with a sinking feeling! 

Zoro: NO! 

Sanji: THE OCEAN! 

Weiss: ARLONG! DON'T YOU DARE! 

Luffy: GUM GUM PISTOL! 

Luffy tired to punch Arlong with his other fist, but Arlong bit his hand! 

Luffy: OW! 

Arlong: FOOL! 

Luffy then bit him back! 

Luffy: JERK! 

Arlong: AAAAAAAAAGH! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! 

He tossed Luffy into the water! 

(Y/N): LUFFY! HANG ON! 

You jumped after him! 

Girls: (Y/N) NO! 

Zoro: What was he thinking?! That's what they want! 

Kuroobi: Hachi, it looks like that one is vulnerable for us to- 

But Zoro, Sanji, and the girls stopped them. 

Zoro: Don't even think about it. 

Hachi: HACHI INK JET! 

But Zoro appeared before Hachi and cut his hair! 

Hachi: MY HAIR! YOU HUMAN SCUM! Oh wait, it's hair, it'll grow back! Nevermind! 

Yang tried to reach the water, but Kuroobi stopped her with his fins! 

Kuroobi: Don't even think about it! 

Yang: HEY! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S RUDE TO HIT A LADY?! 

Sanji kicked at him! 

Weiss: This is getting insane. 

Hachi: You humans better be careful! You all have swords, but I can beat any swordsman! SEE! I HAVE SIX ARMS! 

Weiss, Blake, and Zoro: OH SHUT UP! 

They attacked Hachi! 

Hachi: HACHI TRIPLE SWORD CATCH! 

But they cut his hands! 

Hachi: OW OW OW OW OW OW! 

Blake: Look, you seem nice, so stop this. 

Hachi: WAIT! Hang on, I'm a swordsman myself! Let me get my swords! That way it'll be fair! 

Weiss: Seriously? 

Yosaku: Big Bro (Y/N) needs help! 

Johnny: We got to do something! We- AAAAAAAGH! 

Yosaku: OW OW OW OW! 

They both fell down. 

Genzo: You can't do anything in that condition. Leave it to me. 

Nojiko: Me too! 

Genzo: No, if the Fishmen spot a crowd of us in the water, they'll attack, an the Rubber Boy and his friends will have fought for nothing. 

Nojiko: Let me come though! 

Genzo: But Nojiko- 

Nojiko: Those guys are fighting for Nami, so I can't stand by! 

Genzo: Alright! Let's go! 

Nojiko: Right! 

Genzo and Nojiko began running for the water! 

At that moment, Kuroobi punched both Yang and Sanji into the wall! 

Kuroobi: You should pay attention, I am a 40th Degree Master of Fishman Karate! 

Hachi also returned with his swords! He had six of them! 

Hachi: I'm the second best swordsman of Fishman Island! They call me Hachi of the Six-Sword Style Roktoryu! No mere human could beat me ever! 

Blake: Roktoryu? 

Weiss: YOSAKU! JOHNNY! GIVE ZORO YOUR SWORDS! 

Yosaku and Johnny: RIGHT BIG SIS! 

They threw their swords and Zoro caught them. 

Zoro: That's more like it! 

Sanji and Yang got up. 

Yang: That's the best you can do? 

Sanji: Those kicks the old man laid on me were a hell of a lot worse than that! 

Kuroobi: WHAT?! 

Hachi: AAAAAAAARGH! TENTACLE SWORD OVERLOAD! 

Hachi slashed at his opponents, but- 

Weiss: ICE MAKE: COLD EXCALIBUR! 

She stopped his attack with her ice sword! 

Zoro: SANTORYU: STREAMING WOLF SWORD! 

Zoro tilted past Hachi's slashes and sliced at him! 

Hachi: AAAAAAAAAGH! 

Hachi started bleeding! 

Hachi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU LITTLE- NOW I'M ANGRY! I'LL CHOP YOU INTO PIECES! YOU ARE THREE WITH ONLY ONE, ONE, AND THREE SWORDS! I HAVE SIX SWORDS! 

Blake: But there's a difference. 

Weiss: Our swords- 

Zoro: Weigh much more than your lighter ones. 

Meanwhile ... in the water... 

Genzo and Nojiko were helping you rescue Luffy! 

(Y/N): Hurry you two! He's swallowing too much water! 

Back on the ground... 

Hachi: YOU THREE THINK YOUR SWORDS WEIGH MORE THAN MINE?! THEY WEIGHT 300 KG EACH! MUCH HEAVIER! ROKTORYU: OCTOPUS POT STANCE! 

They attacked, but- 

Hachi: NEW YEAR'S OPEN! 

Weiss, Blake, and Zoro: NO! 

He hit Zoro first, causing him to cough up blood! 

Weiss and Blake: NO! HIS WOUNDS! 

Zoro was sent flying! 

Hachi: ROKTORYU: WALTZ OF THE SIX SWORDS! 

He spun his blades like a propeller, but- 

Weiss and Blake: ITTORYU: CROSSING THE PATHS! 

They sliced at Hachi, and saved Zoro just in time! 

Hachi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Weiss and Blake: ZORO! HE'S ALL YOURS! 

Hachi: ENOUGH! DIE! ROKTORYU: OCTOPUS POT STANCE! THIS TECHNIQUE IS FULLPROOF! I WILL WIN! 

Zoro: Weiss and Blake bought me time! I have to win! Not just for them, but- 

He pictured Mihawk. 

Zoro: I WILL NOT DIE UNTIL I FACE HIM! ONI GIRI! 

Zoro slashed through Hachi, destroying his swords! 

Hachi: MY SWORDS! 

Zoro: Now do you see how outclassed you are Octopus?! DRAGON TWISTER!!! 

Weiss and Blake: Yes. 

Arlong: HACHI! 

Hachi: Is this ... my punishment? Nami ... I'm ... sorry. 

Hachi landed on the ground, defeated. 

Kuroobi: HACHI! HOW DARE YOU! YOU HUMANS WILL- 

But Yang punched him in the face! 

Yang: NOT ON YOUR LIFE, BASTARD! 

Zoro was trying to get to the ocean. 

Weiss: Zoro, you can't go into the ocean like th- 

Zoro: SHUT UP! LUFFY IS DOWN THERE! I CAN'T WAIT AROUND! 

Sanji: Our beloved Queen is right, that's why you shouldn't throw away your life. 

Sanji removed his coat and shoes and dove into the ocean! 

Kuroobi: HA! YOU WANT TO TEST ME UNDERWATER?! 

Yang: SANJI! 

Yang threw off her boots and dove in! 

Arlong: HAHAHAHAHA! LEARN THIS LESSON WELL! HUMANS CAN NEVER BEAT US! 

Sanji and Yang noticed that Luffy's neck was stretched out as Nojiko had grabbed it! 

(Y/N): Nojiko, how is he? 

Nojiko: It's fine (Y/N), he's spitting out water! 

(Y/N): Good job! 

Yang and Sanji kept swimming to Luffy, but- 

Kuroobi: FISHMAN KARATE: FORE-ARM SLASH! 

He hit them both! 

Kuroobi: Those are people from Cocoyashi! I'll drown them right n- 

Yang grabbed Kuroobi and breathed into his gills! 

Yang: FISHMAN MAY HAVE GILLS! BUT THEY ALSO HAVE LUNGS! IF THE GILLS ARE BLOCKED, THEY HAVE TO BREATHE ON WATER! 

Kuroobi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Kuroobi was suffocating! 

Kuroobi: MUCH REACH LAND! 

He got up as Sanji then got up. 

Sanji: HEY YOU FISH BASTARD! HURTING ME IS BAD ENOUGH! BUT HURTING A BEAUTIFUL LADY LIKE YANG IS TOO FAR! COME OUT AND DIE! 

Kuroobi got up, as he was panting. 

Kuroobi: I'm still stronger than you! You only got lucky because of your friend! Now I'll send you flying with- 

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Sanji: COLLIER! 

Sanji kicked him in the head! 

Sanji: EPAULE! 

He kicked him in the chest! 

Sanji: COTELETTE! SELLE! 

Sanji then kicked him in the legs! 

Kuroobi: AAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Sanji: POITRINE! GIGOT! You still think you're stronger than me?! 

Kuroobi: AAAAAAAAAAARGH! YOU DAMN HUMAN! I'LL-

Sanji: MOUTON! 

Sanji finished Kuroobi off with one last spin kick! 

Sanji: Your mistake was fighting a cook like me. 

Arlong: KUROOBI! 

Yang: Heh, looks like we're the winners, Arlong. 

Weiss: What will you- 

Arlong: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BROTHERS! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! 

Blake: He's enraged! Yang, how is Luffy? 

Yang: He's going to be alright! 

Nojiko: Those guys, they actually defeated two of Arlong's best men! 

Genzo got up from the water. 

Genzo: I can't hold my breath much more. 

Nojiko: Let me go down. Right now, those guys are winning. 

Genzo: Good. 

At the same time... 

Usopp was on the ground, bleeding. 

Chew: Looks like you gave me a hard chase, and you were pretty fast for a human. But then you died from one shot of my Water Gun. How sad. Guess I'll have to deal with that girl with the scythe next. 

Usopp in actuality played dead. 

Usopp: HEH! Dumbass! I used Ketchup Stars to make it look like I was dead! HA! But geez, these guys are tough! I mean they can flip houses upside down! Poor Nami, I wish I could do more to help, but I dont' want to die. 

He got up, and started thinking about all of his friends. 

Usopp: Wh-What am I doing?! Everyone's risking their lives for Nami, and I'm just- I- HEY FISH GUY! 

Chew: YOU'RE ALIVE?! 

Usopp: YEAH! YOU THOUGHT YOU COUDL KILL ME WITH THAT WIMPY ATTACK?! I HAVE TO WIN! OR ELSE I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF! I WON'T BE WORTHY OF SAILING WITH THEM! SPECIAL ATTACK: FLAME STAR! 

Usopp fired his attack but Chew punched him in the face! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Chew: You should have just played dead. Your brain must be as weak as your body. 

He started to stomp on him, but- 

Usopp: USOPP HAMMER! 

He hit him in the leg! 

Chew: AAAAAAAAGH! MY LEG! 

Usopp: USOPP RUBBERBAND OF DOOM! 

He fired a rubber band at Chew's head and- 

Chew: WHERE DID THAT COWARD RUN OFF T- AAAAAAAAAGH! 

He was belted with alcohol! 

Chew: ALCOHOL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Usopp was hiding behind a tree! 

Usopp: I'm a pirate now! SO NO MORE RUNNING! 

Chew sucked up water from a nearby pond! 

Chew: WATER CANNON! 

He fired a massive water shot! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAGH! THAT'S SO TOUGH! 

Chew: I SEE YOU! HUNDRED SHOT WATER GUN! 

Chew fired raid water shots! 

Usopp: AGH! SHIT SHIT! I WON'T DIE HERE! KAYA IS WAITING WITH MORE STORIES! MY CREW IS COUNTING ON ME! MY DAYS OF PLAYING PIRATE ARE OVER! I AM THE MIGHTY WARRIOR OF THE SEA, USOPP OF THE STRAW HATS!!! 

Usopp fired his Flame Star again, and- 

Chew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

His entire body was on fire! 

Chew: WATER! WATER! I NEED WATER! 

Usopp then ran to him and- 

Usopp: USOPP HAMMER! 

Chew: 

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Usopp hit him on the head! 

Chew: AGH! 

Usopp: I did it?! 

Ruby: USOPP! 

Usopp: Ruby, look I- 

Ruby: YOU DID IT! 

She hugged him! 

Usopp: OW OW OW OW! I'M STILL INJURED! 

Ruby: YOU BEAT A FISHMAN! ALL BY YOURSELF! 

Usopp: I did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LOSER?! I'M THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN USOPP! AND- 

Chew: YOU BASTARD! 

Chew got up again! 

Usopp and Ruby: AAAAAAAAAGH! 

Usopp continued to hammer him! 

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Ruby: Whew. 

Usopp: HA! EVEN I CAN WIN IF I TRY! YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU DAMN IT! 

Ruby: Well done, Captain Usopp. 

Meanwhile... 

Nami was running to Arlong Park! 

Nami: I made up my mind! 

She had her arm bandaged up too! 

Nami: I WILL JOIN THE FIGHT! 

At the same time... 

Weiss, Blake, Yang, Sanji, and Zoro were on the ground, badly injured. 

Arlong: You never stood a chance against me! NOW DIE! 

TO BE CONTINUED ... 

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Ruby: Arlong's men have fallen, and he's the only one left! Luffy is out now, and he's going in at Arlong! It's all or nothing now! TAKE HIM DOWN, LUFFY! MAKE HIM PAY! 

Luffy: On the next chapter, The Destruction of Arlong Park!/We're Friends! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!