Nami: Hey, guys. I think we're out of our element. 

(Y/N): You mean with our ship? 

Nami: Exactly! We can't sail there like this! 

Luffy: Man, we should find some more meat to keep our strength up. 

Blake: Luffy, Nami isn't talking about food. 

Zoro: What we should get is some grog, that would liven things up. 

Yang: Hey! That sounds like a great idea! Some more grog, and some singing, and it's a real pirate adventure! 

Nami: NO! NOT THAT EITHER! We're going to the Grand Line, you have to understand that it's one of the most dangerous places in the world! Not to mention there are other infamous pirate crews searching for the One Piece too. Our crew isn't even that big enough. 

(Y/N): Well, I mean, we're eight people, and we have you Nami. 

Ruby: Yeah, we're good for now. We got a very reliable and cute navigator. 

Nami: (blushing) Th-Thanks ... I guess. But we need more crew members or we won't last much longer! We need to get a proper ship! Right now we're headed towards a village a little south of here. 

(Y/N): Good idea! 

Luffy: YEAH! LET'S EAT SOME MEAT! 

Weiss: (Sigh) Lovable moron. 

Meanwhile... 

???: Ah, what a beautiful day! Yep, doesn't get much better than this! 

Usopp (A member of Syrup Village! He loves to talk big about being an adventurer and having been to exciting places, and that he's the captain of a massive crew! Really, he's just a big, cowardly liar who happens to be good with a slingshot! Voiced by Sonny Strait (Yes, that explains why he sounds like Krillin!))

Usopp: HELP! 

He ran towards the village. 

Usopp: PIRATES ARE COMING! PIRATES ARE COMING! WE'RE DOOMED! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 

Villager: PIRATES?! 

Villager 2: Oh, don't worry about it, it's just Usopp starting his morning commotion. 

Usopp: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING! 

Then a pot hit his head! 

Villager: YOU LYING BRAT! 

Usopp: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHA! 

He took off as the villagers chased after him! 

Villager: Hey, where did he go? 

Villager 2: I don't know, man he runs fast. 

Villager 3: That Yahoo is always causing trouble. 

Usopp was hiding in a tree as he watched the villagers leave. 

Usopp: Well, looks like I did it again. Just a little bit of excitement to liven up this boring old village. 

???: CAPTAIN USOPP! HEY! 

???2: GOOD MORNING, CAPTAIN! 

Usopp: Hey guys! 

Pepper (One of the Usopp Pirates!) 

Carrot (One of the Usopp Pirates! (Not the Rabbit Mink we're all familiar with!)) 

Pepper: We're up and reporting for duty! 

Usopp: Great to see you both! Wait, where's Onion at? 

Carrot: I guess he's still sleeping. 

Pepper: That would make sense. 

Onion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GUYS! GUYS! 

Carrot: Oh there he is. 

Pepper: What's he on about? 

Onion (Last Member of the Usopp Pirates!) 

Onion: PIRATES! PIRATES ARE COMING! 

Usopp, Pepper, and Carrot: LIAR! 

Onion: NO! It's true this time! I saw them with my own eyes! They had the sail of Buggy the Clown on their ship! 

Usopp: SERIOUSLY?! Uh ... I think it's time for lunch! BYE! 

He started running. 

Usopp Pirates: YOU CHICKEN! 

Usopp: Sorry, I really need to start eating, I have a medical condition so- 

Usopp Pirates: LIAR! 

Carrot: Come on Captain, don't you want to be a real pirate? 

Pepper: A real pirate wouldn't be scared by other pirates! 

Onion: Yeah! There are only eight of them! 

Usopp: Really? The ship is small too? 

Onion: Yeah, pretty much. 

Usopp: OKAY THEN MEN! GET READY! WE'LL PROTECT THE VILLAGE TIL OUR LAST BREATH! LET'S GO! 

Usopp Pirates: YES SIR! 

On the shore... 

The boat docked as you all got off. 

Luffy: Wow, there really was an island around here. 

(Y/N): Well, Nami knows what she's doing, so of course she would be right. 

Yang: Seems pretty small. 

Zoro: Man, solid ground, finally. 

Weiss: You can nap through pretty much anything, can't you? 

Blake: What's up with them? 

Blake pointed over at Usopp and his crew. 

Usopp Pirates: OH NO! THEY SAW US! 

They started running away! 

Usopp: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! Uh ... 

Usopp jumped down and landed on his nose! 

Usopp: AGH! MY NOSE! 

He quickly got up and got into a confident pose! 

Usopp: BEHOLD! I AM CAPTAIN USOPP! THE FEARED PIRATE CAPTAIN, FAMOUS ADVENTURER AND PROTECTOR OF THIS VERY VILLAGE! You better think twice before you invade! I have 80 million men here to stop you! 

Yang: Wow, that's just pathetic. 

Usopp: AGH! DAMN IT! SHE SAW THROUGH ME! 

Luffy and Ruby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ruby: He's funny! 

Usopp: STOP LAUGHING! I AM THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN USOPP AND I WILL NOT BE- 

At the Village Restaurant... 

Usopp: So, you guys are looking for more crewmates? 

Luffy: (eating meat) Yep! 

(Y/N): We're also looking for a bigger ship too, so we can get to the Grand Line! 

Usopp: THAT'S SO AWESOME! Well, there aren't many galleons here, but there is one place you can go. It's a big mansion that stands out like a sore thumb. The owner is a young girl who's bedridden. 

Nami: How did she become the owner? 

Luffy: MORE MEAT PLEASE! 

Yang and Zoro: AND MORE GROG TOO! 

Usopp: HEY! ARE YOU THREE EVEN LISTENING?! 

Weiss: Just ignore them, they're stupid. 

Usopp: Anyway, about a year ago, her parents got sick and died. They left her a huge inheritance, the mansion, and dozens of servants. But nobody's more unfortunate than her. 

Nami: Geez, looks like we're not going to find a ship here. 

(Y/N): Guess we should get some more supplies. 

Usopp: Hey, what about me? I can be the captain of your crew! 

Ruby: Uh ... sorry Usopp, you're a nice guy and all, but- 

Blake: We don't think that'll work. 

Usopp: OH COME ON! JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH! 

Later... 

The Usopp Pirates snuck around from house to house. 

Pepper: Hey Onion, are you sure they went in there? 

Onion: yeah, I saw them, and they took Captain Usopp inside! 

Pepper: We've got to save them! 

Onion: AGAINST THOSE GUYS?! They'll eat us! 

Pepper: No they won't! Only cannibals do that! We have to protect our captain! 

They stormed in! 

Usopp Pirates: HAVE NO FEAR! THE USOPP PIRATES ARE HERE! 

(Y/N): Those guys must be Usopp's crew. 

Ruby: Aww! he has such loyal friends! 

Carrot: He,y pirates! What did you do to Captain Usopp? 

Pepper: Yeah! Give him back! 

Luffy: Ah! That was delicious! 

Onion: WHAT?! 

Pepper: Wait, are you saying? 

Carrot: What did you savages do to Captain Usopp?! 

Zoro: If you're looking for your captain, well- 

Zoro and Yang put on scary faces. 

Zoro and Yang: WE ATE HIM! 

Usopp Pirates: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! CANNIBALS!!!! 

Nami: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?! 

Zoro and Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

(Y/N): That's not funny, guys! Hey, we didn't eat him, Zoro and Yang were just screwing with you three. He basically said he had to go somewhere and left. 

Ruby: He seemed really suspicious about it. 

Pepper: Oh, he probably went to the mansion. 

(Y/N): The place where the sick girl lives? 

Luffy: Why would he want to go there? 

Carrot: To lie. 

Blake: Lying isn't very nice. 

Pepper: Well, you don't know the full story. 

Onion: It's actually really sweet. 

At the mansion... 

???: Klahadore, I want to see Usopp. 

???2: What? That's impossible, Ms. Kaya. 

Kaya (Usopp's Best Friend! A sick rich girl who has been bedridden for a long time after her parents died!) 

Klahadore (Kaya's personal caretaker and butler!) 

Kaya: I just want to talk to him. 

Klahadore: That man is nothing but a bad influence. A lady like you shouldn't be associated with a liar like him. 

Kaya: Phooey! 

Klahadore: Think of me as you will, but it's my duty to protect you. Usopp's nonsensical stories are too much for you. 

Kaya: But I like his stories. 

Klahadore: Please understand, your late parents entrusted me with your welfare. 

He fixed his glasses by using the palm of his hand to do so. 

Klahadore: Everything I do is for your best interest! 

Kaya: I ... know. 

Klahadore: Good, I'm glad you understand. Now, I'll leave you medicine here. 

Klahadore left as Kaya then heard a tap on her window. 

Kaya: USOPP! 

She opened her window to talk to her BFF! 

Usopp: Why hello there Kaya. 

Kaya: I'm sorry I can't welcome you as a proper guest, Klahadore won't allow it. But he's not a bad person. 

Usopp: I like being out here anyway, I wouldn't feel comfortable in a fancy mansion. Because I'm a brave and gallant pirate! 

Kaya: So, any stories today? 

Usopp: Yep! I'm going to tell you something that happened when I was 5 years old. I fought a giant goldfish that lived in the southern seas. You should have seen the size of the poop! It was so big I thought it was an island! 

Kaya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Back with you guys... 

Ruby: AWWW! Usopp's such a sweetheart! 

Blake: Yeah, that's really sweet of him to tell her all those stories. 

(Y/N): And I thought he was just some long-nosed troublemaker, he's such a nice guy! 

Carrot: That's Captain Usopp for ya! A meddler! 

Pepper: He's so bossy! 

Onion: And boastful! 

Weiss: Yeah ... a lot of ... good ... qualities. 

Luffy: OKAY! LET'S GO ASK THE GIRL FOR THE SHIP! 

Soon... 

You all stood at the gates of the mansion. 

Luffy: HEY! SOMEONE GIVE US A SHIP! 

Weiss: Luffy, you can't be serious. 

Luffy: Well, I'm going in. 

He was climbing the gate. 

Pepper: Hey, that's trespassing. 

Nami: (facepalm) Ugh, there's no stopping Luffy once he's set his mind on something. 

Zoro: Guess we're going in. 

Nearby... 

Kaya: And what happened to the goldfish? 

Usopp: I chopped it up and took it to a land of little people. They're still eating it to this very day! And after such a glorious feat, the people called out- 

Usopp Pirates: HEY, CAPTAIN! 

Usopp: Yeah, th- AAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?! 

Pepper: We brought these guys with us! 

Ruby: Hello! 

Kaya: Who are your friends, Usopp? 

Usopp: Oh, these guys are the newest members of my crew. They heard of my reputation after all. 

Ruby: Uh ... he sure is ... mighty and strong. 

Weiss: Ruby, don't flatter him. 

Kaya: So, what is it you want? 

Luffy: A really big and sturdy- 

???: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 

Klahadore appeared. 

Usopp: Oh crap, it's him. 

Kaya: Klahadore. 

(Y/N): What do you want, Jeeves? 

Klahadore: You do realize you people are trespassing here? 

Kaya: Actually Klahadore, they- 

Klahadore: Save the excuses for later. What do you want? 

Luffy: A big and sturdy ship. 

Klahadore: I can't help you on that. Oh, hello Usopp. I heard very much of your reputation. 

Usopp: HA! Of course! I'm the Mighty Captain Usopp! 

Klahadore: The guards reported seeing you lurking around the estate. What is your business here? 

Usopp: I saw a legendary mole enter and I'm trying to capture him! 

Klahadore: Ah yes, the gift of deceit. I also heard stories of your father. A filthy pirate. 

(Y/N): Usopp is the son of a pirate?! 

Usopp: What? 

Klahadore: You and Ms. Kaya are from different worlds. Is it money you want? 

Kaya: KLAHADORE! STOP IT! APOLOGIZE TO USOPP! 

Klahadore: Really Ms. Kaya, why would I apologize for a piece of trash? I'm only speaking the truth. 

Usopp: STOP BAD MOUTHING MY DAD! 

Klahadore: And what is there to get worked up about? Why not fabricate some of your outrageous lies about your father? Say he's a merchant and he's not- 

Usopp: SHUT UP! 

Usopp punched him in the face! 

Usopp Pirates: CAPTAIN! 

Klahadore: Tch, you just proved my point! Your animal like your fa- 

Usopp: I'M PROUD OF MY FATHER! HE'S A BRAVE WARRIOR OF THE SEA! I MAY MAKE UP MY STORIES, BUT I WILL NEVER LIE ABOUT BEING THE SON OF A PIRATE! 

Klahadore: A pirate, Brave Warrior of the Sea? That's a deceitful way to twist the truth. Nonetheless, your behavior is indisputable proof of the fact you're a ruffian! Lie all you want, but faced with difficulty, your first recourse is violence. 

Usopp: ENOUGH! 

Usopp was going to hit him again! 

Kaya: USOPP! NO MORE! Please, Klahadore isn't a bad man! He only wants what's best for me. 

Klahadore slapped Usopp's hand off of him. 

Klahadore: Leave now. This is no place for you. 

Usopp: FINE! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK! 

He took off. 

Carrot: YOU STUPID BUTTLER! THE CAPTAIN IS A GOOD GUY! 

Pepper: YEAH YOU FOOL! 

Onion: DUMBELL! 

Ruby and Luffy: KNUCKLEHEAD! 

Zoro: You two don't get involved in this. 

(Y/N): Let's just go. 

Later... 

Kaya: Klahadore, I feel bad enough about going behind your back. You didnt' have to treat Usopp like that. 

Klahadore: Ms. Kaya, I came to this estate three years ago. Before that, I worked abroad a ship, I made one small mistake, and got marooned here. I was all alone. But then your father found me and took me in. I owe my life to him. And you, you are the daughter of my benefactor. I know I went too far. I've got no right to interfere with your choice of friends. But Usopp has such a bad reputation. No matter how much he tries to whitewash it. If he ever laid a hand on you, I-  I understand if you hate me. 

Kaya: No, I don't. I'm thankful to you. But it was still wrong, Usopp is a good person. 

Meanwhile... 

Luffy: HEY! 

Luffy went to Usopp! 

Usopp: AGH! 

Luffy: You're Yasopp's son right? 

Usopp: YOU KNOW MY FATHER?! 

Luffy: Yeah! I met him when I was a kid! You look just like him! 

Usopp: You know where he is now? 

Luffy: No, but I'm sure he's still with Shanks! He's one of his crewmates! 

Usopp: REALLY?! THE FAMOUS PIRATE, RED HAIR SHANKS?! 

Luffy: YEP! 

Usopp: YOU KNOW SHANKS?! 

Luffy: He saved my life! 

Flashback... 

https://youtu.be/6N2tokhASug

End of flashback... 

Luffy: And from what I saw he was a great sharpshooter! 

Usopp: WOW! I'm so proud of my Dad right now! I swear that bastard Klahadore is such a bad guy! 

Luffy: I don't like him either. I can see him right there. 

Usopp: Right- WHAT?! 

They saw Klahadore talking to a man with heart glasses. 

Klahadore: Jango, I instructed you to keep a low profile. What are you doing sleeping in the middle of the village? 

Jango: Captain, I'm not standing out. Not strange at all. 

Klahadore: Have you prepared everything to execute the plan? 

Jango: Yes Sir, Captain Kuro, we'll go with Operation Murder Ms. Kaya. 

Luffy and Usopp: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

Ruby: So as it turns out Klahadore is a pirate thought to be dead named Captain Kuro, leader of the Black Cat Pirates! And they're going to kill Kaya and take her fortune! Now we got to help Usopp save her! Kuro's right hand man, Jango the Hynpotist is leading the charge! But it's going to be tough, especially with their strongest men, the Nyanban Brothers coming out to play! We got to do what we can though! Kaya's in danger! 

Luffy: On the next chapter! Operation Murder Kaya!/The Straw Hats vs. the Black Cat Pirates! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!!