Dorry and Brogy continued to clash with each other as they swung their sword and axe like true warriors! 

Brogy: Don't you wish we could go home, Dorry? 

Dorry: All the more reason to vanquish you, Brogy my friend!! 

Brogy managed to deliver a swing of his axe onto Dorry's head, who blocked it with his helmet! 

Yang: YEAH! GO GUYS GO! THIS IS AWESOME! 

Usopp: THIS IS SUCH A BATTLE! They attack with single blows to a vital spot! 

Weiss: They've been going at it for 100 years?! 

Nami: Now's our chance to get away! 

Blake: Uh ... yeah, Nami, look at that. 

Blake pointed to Usopp who was staring in astonishment. 

Usopp: Incredible! They're fighting like this and they don't know why! 

Nami: It's such a pain. 

Yang: You know nothing Nami! 

Nami: EXCUSE ME?! 

Yang: This is a fight between real men! 

Usopp: YEAH! It's like each of them has a flag on his chest that says "Warrior" on it. Those flags mean more to them than their lives! They refuse to let them be torn off! That's why they've been fighting for a hundred years! THIS IS A BATTLE BETWEEN TRUE WARRIORS! 

Nami, Weiss, and Blake: What? 

Usopp: This is it! This is my goal to be a warrior of the sea like my father! I WANT TO BE A MAN OF HONOR LIKE THEM! 

Nami and Weiss: A giant? 

Usopp: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!! If there's a whole village of warriors like them, someday I want to go there! 

The two kept hitting themselves over and over again! 

Brogy: 73,466 battles. 

Dorry: 73,466 draws. 

Brogy: GABABABABABABABA! AYE DORRY! OLD FRIEND! Hey, I got some ale from my friends! 

Dorry: THAT'S GREAT! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN A LONG TIME! GIVE ME SOM! GEGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA! 

And so... 

Dorry returned to his spot with ale. 

Dorry: So, Brogy's guests are your friends! There were four women, one with blonde hair, one with black hair, one with white hair, and one with orange hair. And there was a man with a long nose. 

Ruby: Those are Yang, Blake, Weiss, Nami, and Usopp. 

Luffy: Those dummies! They said they weren't going to leave the ship! Maybe they wanted adventure after all! 

(Y/N): I don't think that's it, Luffy. 

Vivi: By the way, Mr. Dorry, you said it would take the Log Pose a year to reset. Is that true? 

Dorry: The skulls of little humans like yourselves are scattered around. Little people who come to this island usually die before the Log Pose resets. Some become dinosaur food, others die of heat or hunger. Some die because they attack us. But they all die either way. A year on this island is more than humans can endure. 

Vivi: OH NO! 

Vivi held her head in shock! 

Vivi: Even if we manage to survive a whole year, what will happen to my kingdom?! 

You hugged her. 

(Y/N): It's okay, Vivi, it's okay. I got you. 

Luffy: Yeah, and we would get bored. Is there a faster way, Mr. Giant? 

Dorry: Well if you had an Eternal Pose, perhaps. There is one here, but it points to Elbaph. Actually we're fighting over it right now. Would you like to try taking it by force? 

(Y/N): No, we're trying to get to Alabasta. 

Ruby: Yeah, it's an emergency! Who knows where we would end up if we drifted off. 

Dorry: GEGYAGYAGYAGYA! You could jut go on your way, with a little luck, you could get there! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sounds like a good idea! 

Dorry: Wow little man! You sure are funny! GEGYAGYAGYAGYA! 

(Y/N): Oh would you take this seriously?! 

At Brogy's Camp... 

Brogy: A Brave Warrior of the Sea? 

Usopp: That's what you guys are! Someday I want to be just like you! 

Brogy: A giant? 

Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Nami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Usopp: NO! COME ON GUYS! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I mean I want to be a warrior like the ones in Elbpah! To live proud of myself! 

Brogy: GABABABABA! Is that so? You see, because giants have a longer lifespan than humans, our desire is to die with honor, and it's much greater. Material things, even life all fade in the end. But as peile of Elbpah, if we can die with honor, our deaths can be glorious! That honor will be the eternal treasure of our homeland! 

Suddenly Dorry was blown up in the face! 

(Y/N): HOLY CRAP! 

Ruby and Vivi: MR. DORRY! 

Luffy: MR. GIANT! 

You ran straight to him! 

(Y/N): Why did the ale explode?! That didn't come from our ship, right? 

Ruby: Did it explode in his stomach? 

(Y/N): Yeah, by the looks of it. 

Vivi: What a cruel trick! Do you think the other giant put explosives in the ale? 

Luffy: IDIOT! WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?! NOBODY WHO FIGHTS A HUNDRED YEARS FOR HONOR WOULD DO SOMETHING DI- 

You hit Luffy on the head! 

(Y/N): I agree with you, Luffy, BUT DON'T EVER CALL VIVI AN IDIOT! 

Dorry got up angrily! 

Dorry: THEN WHO DID IT?! 

Dorry: It wasn't Brogy! We are proud warriors of Elbaph! Would could have done it, but you. 

Luffy: Hey! Get back? 

Ruby: Luffy, what are you- 

(Y/N): DUDE! STOP! 

Vivi: YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM! YOU'LL LOSE! 

Luffy: Sorry about this, Mister! 

Vivi: NO! Mr. Dorry! We're innocent! We didn't know anything about the exploding ale! 

Ruby: Yeah! Your insides are all torn up! You have to keep still! 

Dorry: YOU HUMANS DARE TO TRICK THE MIGHTY DORRY?! 

He slashed at Luffy with his huge sword, but the Straw Hat Captain moved up the sword and- 

Luffy: GUM GUM- 

But before he could attack Dorry punted him to the ground with his shield! 

Luffy: GAH! 

Luffy stretched by to dodge Dorry's attack as he coughed up blood! 

(Y/N): STOP IT! 

Luffy: Sorry about this! GUM GUM ROCKET! 

He zipped right into Dorry's belly, taking him down! 

Dorry: Devil ... Fruit ... Powers. 

(Y/N): LUFFY! 

Ruby: HE DID IT! HE WON! 

Vivi: Are you okay Luffy? 

Luffy: Yeah, how's the giant? 

Vivi: I think he should be alright. 

(Y/N): Yeah, giants are strong. Whoever did this is going to pay! Someone spiked his ale! 

Luffy: Yeah, there's someone else on this island! 

Meanwhile... 

Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine approached the house as a lizard appeared! 

Ms. Valentine: OUT OF THE WAY! 10,000 KILO PRESS! 

She smashed his head in! and they entered the house to see Mr. 3 having some tea and Ms. Goldenweek taking a nap. 

Mr. 3: Well, look who's back. 

Mr. 5: Not bad, a quickie house right in the jungle. Looks like this is still our mission, so you stay out of it. 

Ms. Valentine: We will not lose again! 

Mr. 3: HAHAHAHAHA! As if, you two are wimps. 

Mr. 5: SAY WHAT?! 

Ms. Valentine: We lost because we underestimated those people! We didn't think Princess Vivi had pirate friends! 

Mr. 3: What a childish excuse! Baroque Works elite are professionals! To lose to an enemy and leave corpses lying around is like announcing who we are to the world! Do you know why I'm much higher than you both? It's because I finish my missions perfectly. That's why the Boss gave me this high rank. But because you had the persistence to follow them here, we'll give you 30% of the reward. And if you don't find it acceptable, I'll kill you both now. 

They both had looks of anger on their faces. 

Mr. 3: Oh, come on now, don't look so perturbed, have some tea. This is a great opportunity. We can make a big score on this island without even getting our hands dirty. Surely you know about it. 

Ms. Valentine: What the hell are you talking about? 

He showed wanted posters of Dorry and Brogy. 

Mr. 3: Shocking, right? Thank you for giving me the chance to come to this island. You see this wanted poster is a hundred years old. Once there was a group of pirates that were a bunch of giants. They ravaged the seas, burned towns, and terrorized the world! Their leaders are the two legendary giants, Dorry the Blue Ogre and Brogy the Red Ogre. THey're still alive and living on this very island! And the bounty on their heads back then still holds. Both of them are worth 100 million Berries each! That gives us 200 million for both of them! 

Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine: WHAT?! 200 MILLION?! 

Mr. 3: Yes, now you get it. If you we complete our mission and bring back their heads, we're sure to get promoted! 

Mr. 5: Is that why you had us put the bomb in the giant's ale? 

Mr. 3: Exactly. We wouldn't stand a chance in a fair fight. As long as you listen to me, we'll succeed. Even the biggest mountain can crumble with a little Bartistic creativity. 

Back with the others.. 

The volcano erupted! 

(Y/N): OH SHIT! 

Ruby: NOT AGAIN! 

Brogy: GABABABABA! The call to battle! 

Weiss: You're going to fight like that?! 

Brogy: In a fight to the death it would be a disgrace to make excuses! 

Dorry tried to get up. 

(Y/N): NO! 

Luffy: MR. GIANT STOP! 

Vivi: Mr. Dorry, if you get up you could die! 

Dorry: Here I stand as Dorry, I will not disgrace the name of Elbaph! 

He then lifted the giant skull onto Luffy! 

Luffy: AGH! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! 

Dorry: I must go to battle. A hundred years ago, I picked this fight. If I didn't show up now, I would tarnish my name as a warrior! And to lose my good name would be to lose my very self! Forgive me for ... suspecting you, humans. This is the judgement of our warrior God, of Elbaph itself! Divine protect was not with me, that's all. 

(Y/N): WHAT'S ALL THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR LIFE JUST BECAUSE THE GODS WANTED YOU TO?! THAT IS BULLSHIT! YOUR FIGHT WAS INTERFERED WITH! HOW IS THAT FAIR?! 

Dorry: You humans have only lived for 10 or 20 years. You don't understand the sacred words of Elbaph! 

Luffy: WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THAT?! 

Dorry and Brogy got ready to face each other again! 

Brogy: GABABABABA! Dorry after all these years, wans't that ale refreshing? 

Dorry: Aye, it was the nectar of the gods! 

Meanwhile... 

Mr. 3: Victory can be achieved through psychological warfare. The Straw Hats are confused as of now by the bomb of an unseen enemy. Our first target is Dorry the Blue Ogre. I knew it wouldn't be enough to kill him. But that bomb did serious damage to his stomach! He's no match for us now. Right now, our battle has begun. Just think of these warriors as wild boars. As long as you don't fight them head-on, they're not much of a threat. As for the small fry who've learned our boss' secret as well, we can lure them into the jungle and pick them off one at a time. 

He had pictures of you, Luffy, Yang, Zoro, Nami and Vivi. 

Mr. 3: My motto is Improvise and Conquer. There are countless ways to defeat an enemy without fighting! 

In the jungle... 

Zoro was dragging the tricerotops through the jungle. 

Zoro: Well shit, I'm lost again. Did I pass by this tree before? Crap, how do I get back? 

Nami appeared. 

Zoro: Hey, Nami! What great timing! I'm lost, I didn't know what to do! Say, what are you doing here anyway? 

Although... 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Usopp charged right into a rock! 

(Y/N): USOPP?! 

Ruby: What are- 

Usopp: GUYS THIS IS BAD! WEISS, BLAKE, YANG, AND NAMI WERE EATEN BY DINOSAURS!! 

Luffy: WHAT?! 

Usopp: We ran into a bunch of dinosaurs and tried to escape, and then they disappeared! I LET MY FRIENDS DIE! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE- 

You slapped Usopp! 

Usopp: Thank you (Y/N). 

(Y/N): No problem. 

Ruby: Look, Usopp, you said they disappeared, but didn't you go back and check on them? 

Usopp: WHY WOULD I?! I WAS TOO SCARED?! IF IT WASN'T A DINOSAUR, THEN IT WAS A WILD BEAST! 

Vivi: Hmm ... I have the feeling Baroque Works is at play. Of all five of you, Nami and Yang would be the ones they would take. After all, you're probably not even on their hit list. 

(Y/N): It's true, those two animals spotted Luffy, Zoro, Yang, Nami, and I. So they don't know the entire crew. Wait, the ale that exploded! SHIT! 

Ruby: What? 

(Y/N): MR. 5! THE EXPLOSION GUY! HE'S HERE! 

Vivi: That would mean Ms. Valentine is too! 

Usopp: WHAT?! THE ALE EXPLODED IN HIS STOMACH?! 

Ruy: And he went on to fight with his insides torn up! 

Usopp: WHAT?! THEY'VE BEEN FIGHTING FULL TILT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS! IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST HONORABLE BATTLE IN ALL OF HISTORY! I WON'T LET IT END THIS WAY! 

Dorry and Brogy continued to fight, but then Dorry slipped as Brogy began to strike! 

Brogy: I GOT YOU THIS TIME DORRY! 

(Y/N): AGH! 

You noticed the blood! 

(Y/N): THERE! IN THAT DIRECTION! 

Luffy: SHOW YOURSELVES COWARDS!!! 

Brogy looked as Dorry collapsed. 

Brogy: 73,467 battles and ... one victory. 

He began to cry. 

Mr. 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Mr. 3 appeared. 

Mr. 3: You weep with joy because you won, eh? The simple-minded are so easily delighted. I suppose congratulations are in order for now. 

Brogy: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?! WHO ARE YOU?! 

Mr. 3: I go by Mr. 3, and wax is my specialty. And she's my lovely assistant, Ms. Goldenweek. We're both artists. Now you belong to us. 

Brogy: WHAT?! 

Brogy's legs were trapped in wax! 

Brogy: WHAT DID YOU DO?! 

Back with your group... 

(Y/N): Okay let's hurry and- 

Mr. 5: Long time no see, Punk! This is payback! 

Ms. Valentine: KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Looking for him? 

They held up Karoo who was all beat up! 

Vivi: KAROO! 

Ruby: You ... YOU MONSTERS! HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! 

Usopp: Who are those guys? 

(Y/N): Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine, we encountered them at Whiskey Peak! 

Mr. 5: It's true that bird had nothing to do with it. The only danger to us were you people. We had to lure Vivi away. So we needed the duck to get to her. ut that thing was so damn stubborn! He refused to quack for help! Looks like we don't need him anymore. 

Vivi: NO! KAROO! 

Vivi began to cry. 

Usopp: SO IT WAS YOU! YOU RIGGED THE ALE TO EXPLODE! 

Mr. 5: That's right. 

(Y/N): YOU! YOU DIRTY ROTTEN BASTARDS!!! YOU HURT KAROO! AND YOU MADE VIVI CRY! I'LL KILL YOU! RUBY! USOPP! 

Ruby and Usopp: YEAH! 

They charged with you at the two agents! 

Vivi: Let me at them too! 

(Y/N): VIVI?! No, you- 

Vivi: I can handle it (Y/N)! Trust me! PEACOCK SLASHERS!!! 

She got out two of her slashers! 

Ruby: SPEED CLONES! 

Ruby created many of her clones and- 

Usopp: SUCK ON THIS! SPECIAL ATTACK: EXPLODING STAR!!! 

He fired an explosive shot, but Ms. Valentine jumped in the air! 

Ms. Valentine: KYAHAHAHAHA! My that's explosive! 

Mr. 5: That won't work on me! NOW DIE! NOSE FANCY CANNON! 

Ruby: OH YEAH?! I'LL SLICE IT IN- 

But as Ruby sliced it- 

KABOOM! 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Ruby was blown back from the blast! 

Usopp: RUBY! 

Ms. Valentine: NOW YOU LONG NOSE! 10,000 KILO PRESS! 

She smashed him into the ground! 

(Y/N): USOPP! 

Vivi: YOU LITTLE- AGH! 

Mr. 5 grabbed Vivi by the neck! 

(Y/N): MR. 5!!! I'LL- 

Mr. 5 smirked. 

Mr. 5: Don't worry, I won't kill your precious girlfriend. We're just here to capture you. 

(Y/N): Capture? Like I- 

Mr. 5: You make one move, and I'll blow her to pieces. After all, Mr. 3 has taken an interest in you. 

(Y/N): Who? 

Vivi: He's the most intelligent of the elite agents! He ate the Wax Wax Fruit! 

Mr. 5: Yes, he can make anything out of wax! 

Ruby, Usopp, and Karoo were unconscious, and- 

(Y/N): Wait ... stop. I give up. Please. Don't hurt Vivi. 

Luffy: (Y/N)! YOU IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU- 

(Y/N): If you promise not to hurt them anymore, I'll give myself up. 

Ms. Valentine: KYAHAHAHAHAHA! My, how noble of you. A shame you couldn't be a part of Baroque Works. 

Mr. 5 blew you up in the face, and you and Vivi were both taken hostage. 

Mr. 5: I guess the Straw Hats were nothing but a bunch of losers! That was payback for what happened to us at Whiskey Peak! You made a big mistake getting involved in something that you didn't get involved. 

(Y/N): WE GOT INVOVLED BECAUSE VIVI WAS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF YOU ASSHOLES!! 

Ms. Valentine increased her weight a bit and kicked you! 

(Y/N): AGH! 

Ms. Valentine: You're in no position to speak all high and mighty. We got your little friends, the one with the cat ears, the one with the blonde hair, the Ice Queen, the swordsman, and that other girl. 

(Y/N): YOU! YOU BITCH! 

Luffy: You caught Zoro? You're doomed! 

Mr. 5: So, you can still talk then? 

Luffy spit at him! 

Mr. 5 gave him an explosive kick! 

(Y/N) and Vivi: LUFFY! 

Mr. 5 continued to explode Luffy over and over again! 

Mr. 5: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!! 

Luffy collapsed after enough explosions. 

Mr. 5: You fool. 

(Y/N): NO! NO! LUFFY! 

Vivi: YOU MONSTERS! HOW DARE YOU! 

You looked at Luffy, Ruby, Usopp, and Karoo's bodies. 

(Y/N): (crying) No. 

Soon... 

Brogy was tied to a bunch of wax! 

Brogy: YOU SWINE! 

Mr. 3: HAHAHAHAHA! Just give it up! The candle jacket I just put on you is harder than steel! Right now you're my prisoner. And not even your great strength can save you now! In your exultation over your victory, you let your guard down, Red Ogre! 

Aren't you happy? You finally won your battle! So what if you won with the help of a human? 

Brogy: SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A COWARD!! 

Mr. 3: Did you know that your bounties are colossal and still collectable? 

(Y/N): So, you're Mr. 3? 

Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine appeared wit you and Vivi. 

Mr. 5: We got them. The bastard who beat us up on Whiskey Peak, and- 

Ms. Valentine: This idiotic princess bitch. 

(Y/N): SHUT UP! DON'T YOU DARE ALL VIVI THAT! 

Vivi: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT COWARDS! YOU BUT THAT BOMB IN MR. DORRY'S ALE! 

Brogy: WHAT?! THE ALE THAT I GAVE HIM?! IS THAT WHAT IT WAS, DORRY?! 

Mr. 3: CANDLE LOCK! 

Mr. 3 trapped you and Vivi together in wax, by using a lock on your legs! 

(Y/N): DAMN IT! 

Mr. 3: Mr. 5, get the swordsman and the girls. It's time for my Giant Candle Service Set! 

He put his hands together and began to mold a giant candle set out of wax! 

Mr. 5 threw the captured Straw Hats down! 

Nami: AGH! 

Weiss: Hey, what's your p- (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): Weiss, Zoro, Nami, Blake, Yang! 

Yang: They tricked us. 

Nami: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! 

Mr. 3: My Giant Candle Service Set! 

You all were placed onto it! 

Nami: Why is it spinning? 

Blake: Is it counting down how much time we have left? 

Zoro: Now I know how a candle on a birthday cake feels. 

Yang: ARGH! HEY! WAX GUY! I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS! BECAUSE SOON ENOUGH LUFFY, RUBY, USOPP, AND THE DUCK ARE GOING TO COME IN AND KICK YOUR ASSES! Well ... maybe Usopp will get his ass whupped, but he'll come up with something! 

Mr. 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, you still have quite the mouth my dear. Well, not for long! Look up, the candles are burning away the wax, and soon enough you'll all become wax figures! YOU WILL DIE IN MY ARTISTIC CREATION! 

Nami: LIKE HELL I WANT TO BECOME PART OF YOUR STUPID ART! MR. BROGY! HELP US! 

Weiss: Yeah, come over and chop it to pieces! 

Mr. 3: HA! He learned the truth a short while ago and realized his friend was too late to be saved! He slew him after a battle of 100 years and was so filled with pride that he started to cry! Were you weeping for your friend, or your stupidity? I guess it doesn't matter! What's done is done! 

Brogy: I knew from the moment we started that Dorry was hiding something. 

Mr. 3: What's that? You did? Don't lie! If you knew, then why didn't you stop him? 

Brogy: You worm, you know nothing of duels of honor! You could never understand my tears! You know nothing! He was a proud warrior who chose to fight despite his injuries! How could I shame him by refusing him battle?! WHEN HE WAS WILLING TO SUFFER SO IN ORDER TO FIGHT, HOW COULD I DISHONOR HIM BY SHOWING MERCY?! UT NOW I KNOW THE WHOLE STORY! 

Brogy began to break free! 

Brogy: AND I WILL DESTROY YOU! I OWE DORRY THAT MUCH! 

(Y/N): YES! GET UP BROGY! YOU CAN ST- NOOO! 

He was blown up by Mr. 5! 

Mr. 5: Shut the hell up you noisy monster!!! 

Back with Luffy ... 

Ruby began to get up. 

Ruby: They ... won't win. Luffy? 

Luffy: Bird, are you mad too? 

Karoo: QUACK! 

Karoo got up too, despite being injured! 

Luffy: THEN LET'S DO IT! THE FOUR OF US ARE GOING TO CRUSH THOSE GUYS! Right Usopp? 

Usopp: (weakly) Y-Yeah. 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

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Ruby: The others are slowly getting turned into wax! Luffy, Karoo, Usopp, and I have to hurry and save them! Mr. 5, Ms. Valentine, Ms. Goldenweek, and Mr. 3 are tough! But we'll win! Don't worry, Brogy! We won't let Dorry's death be for nothing! 

Luffy: On the next chapter! Time is Running Out!/Ruby and Usopp's Grand Strategy! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!