It was a brand new day on the Going Merry, and well, the Straw Hats were being the Straw Hats! 

Ruby: Hey Zoro, let's play tag! 

Zoro: WHAT?! 

Usopp: HA! YES! I'LL PLAY! OH PLEASE! 

Zoro: You've got to be kidding me, how old are you two? (yawning) I can't anyway, it's time for my morning nap. 

Usopp: Aw, you're just saying that because you're afraid you'll lose. 

Ruby: (giggling). 

Zoro: That's not why, idiot, take it back! 

Ruby: Then why are you getting mad? 

Zoro: I'M NOT MAD! 

He started chasing Ruby and Usopp around. 

Nami: How can those two be so freaking energetic at this time in the morning? 

Weiss: Oh, come on, it's nice to have moments to relax like this. 

Nami: I thought you couldn't stand idiocy. 

Weiss: Well, most of the time. I know you don't like pirates and all Nami, but be honest, you're having fun. 

Nami: I ... well ... it's- 

She blushed. 

Weiss: You know, when I look at you, I see a bit of my old self. 

Nami: You didn't like your old self? 

Weiss: I was so haughty and mean, full of myself, and well I was kind of a bitch. But I learned a lot from that day. I know losing someone important to you must leave you bitter, but trust me, there are better things in life than just treasure. 

Nami: You know, maybe you're not a total ice queen after all. 

Then they heard a noise. 

Weiss and Nami: LUFFY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Luffy: Using the cannon for target practice! 

Zoro: GOT YOU! 

Zoro finally caught Ruby and Usopp. 

(Y/N): Zoro, they're just having fun. 

Zoro: Yeah, well, it's disturbing my nap time. 

(Y/N): Yeah, all you do on the ship is seem to nap, when nothing's happening. 

Ruby: Looks like Luffy is practicing the cannon. 

Usopp: Cannon? HA! This'll be a cinch for me! 

Yang: Did you say cannon-firing? 

Blake: Geez, it's really early, can we wait? 

Blake was stretching and still in her pajamas. 

Luffy: Hey! Try and hit that rock over there! 

Usopp: OKAY! 

Usopp hit the rock with ease! 

Blake: Fine shooting. 

Ruby: Of course, worthy of our marksman! 

Usopp: Call me the Master of Sniping, Captain Usopp! 

(Y/N): Okay, listen up, everyone! As First Mate, I have to say this, because I know Luffy despite being Captain, isn't really the one to give out suggestions until much later, before we reach the Grand Line, we need another crewmate. 

Ruby: As Second Mate, I agree! We need- 

Luffy: A MUSICIAN! 

Zoro, Nami, and Weiss: YOU IDIOT! WHY?! 

Blake: Luffy, we're pirates, not cruise people. 

Luffy: So? Pirates like to- 

???: HEY! YOU BASTARDS COME OUT HERE! 

A guy with shades appeared! 

(Y/N): Huh? Who are you? 

Bounty Hunter: I'm a Bounty Hunter! HOW DARE YOU GUYS TRY TO KILL MY PARTNER! 

(Y/N): What ar you talking about? We- 

Zoro: Johnny? Is that you? 

Zoro recognized him. 

Johnny: BIG BRO ZORO?! 

Zoro: Why are you here, and where's Yosaku? 

Yang: Zoro, you know this guy? 

Zoro: Yeah, back when I was the Pirate Hunter, he's an old friend. 

Johnny: It's bad! Yosaku is dying! 

Everyone: Huh? 

Johnny dragged Yosaku over. 

Yosaku (Old friend of Zoro and Johnny's lifelong partner and best friend!) 

Johnny: He was as fit as a fiddle until a few days ago, but then he got pale and started passing out. His teht are falling out, and he's bleeding from old scars. I went to get some rest and think on that rock, and then someone shot a cannonball at me! 

(Y/N): LUFFY! USOPP! 

Weiss and Blake: WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING?! 

Luffy and Usopp: Sorry! 

Johnny: It's fine, don't worry. Our reputation has grown, pirates fear the names of the Bounty Hunter duo, Yosaku and Johnny, we've been best friends for years! And now ... we could die! 

Nami checked him. 

Nami: What the?! We need limes! 

(Y/N): Limes? 

You checked Yosaku. 

(Y/N): Hey Yang, can you look in the galley for limes? 

Yang: Okay. 

Yang came back quickly as you started to make juice out of the limes. 

(Y/N): He's got scurvy. Luckily with the limes he'll recover in a few days. 

Johnny: Thanks, Big Bro! 

(Y/N): Uh ... you're welcome. 

Ruby: What's scurvy? 

Weiss: If you paid a bit more attention in class, maybe you would know. It's a disease that's deadly to sailors based on poor nutrition. 

Luffy: Wow, Weiss, I didn't know you had doctoring skills. 

Usopp: Heh, of course the women on our crew have to be smart. 

Weiss: IDIOTS! THAT'S COMMON SENSE! SOMETHING THAT YOU TWO WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IF IT SLAPPED YOU IN THE FACE! 

Yosaku: I'M ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHA! 

Johnny: BRO! HAHAHAHAHA! 

They were happy dancing! 

Soon... 

Johnny: I'm Johnny! 

Yosaku: And I'm Yosaku, we're old pals of our Big Bro, Zoro! Thank you so much for helping us. 

Johnny: To think that Zoro, the infamous Pirate Hunter, had become a pirate. 

Ruby: To make a long story short, we saved Zoro's life, and it was a situation where he had to join us. And yes, we're literally a crew of 9 people. 

(Y/N): As I was saying before, what we need is a cook. Someone who knows all the ins and outs of cooking. 

Yang: Yeah, someone who can cook a mean breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday! 

Johnny: Hey Big Sis Yang! 

Yang: Uh ... yeah? 

Johnny: I know where we can find a cook. The Baratie! 

(Y/N): What's that? 

Johnny: It's a restaurant that goes on the sea around the East Blue. It also happens to be pretty close to the Grand Line. 

(Y/N): REALLY?! 

Weiss: Well that's convenient. 

Yosaku: Also ... Zoro, you might want to know this. 

Zoro: What? 

Yosaku: Mihawk might be nearby. 

Zoro: H-Him?! 

Ruby: Who's Mihawk? 

Zoro: N-Nobody. 

Johnny: Okay then, you need some help as a guide? 

Nami: Just say the direction and I'll mark it! 

With that, you guys set off for the Baratie! 

A couple of days later... 

Ruby: THERE IT IS! 

Ruby was in the crow's nest and spotted it! 

Baratie (A famous restaurant that goes around the East Blue!) 

Yosaku: Pretty impressive huh? 

(Y/N): Yeah, to think there would be a restaurant on the waters. 

Luffy: IT LOOKS LIKE A HUGE FISH! 

Weiss: Yeah, right it- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Ruby: What is it Weiss? 

Weiss: A MARINE SHIP! 

There was a Marine Ship close by. 

(Y/N): Oh no, not these guys again. Morgan was bad enough. 

Johnny: Hey, they're not going to hit us right? We're not pirates. 

Yang: You two are friends of Zoro, who is a pirate now. 

Yosaku: Who's that guy? 

Yosaku spotted a pretty boy coming by. 

???: HEY PIRATES! 

Fullbody (A Marine Lieutenant! He's very full of himself! Voiced by John Burgeimer!) 

Fullbody: I'm Lieutenant Fullbody of the Marines! 

Yang: Fullbody? HA! That's a stupid name! 

Fullbody: What's your name? 

Yang: Yang Xiaolong. 

Luffy: I'm Monkey D. Luffy! 

Fullbody: I see. Hey, you two look familiar. 

Johnny: Us? 

Fullbody: Yeah, you've visited the World Government agencies a lot. Yosaku and Johnny the bounty hunters? So, you've been beaten by pirates, huh? 

Ruby: No! They're our fri-

Yosaku and Johnny: BIG SIS RUBY NO! 

Ruby: Oh, right! Sorry! 

Johnny: Hey Yosaku, I think he insulted us. 

Yosaku: LET'S GET HIM! 

They charged at Fullbody, and he beat them both up! 

Yang: Wow, you two are wimps. 

Johnny: No, he's really strong. 

Yang: Peh, he looks weak. A pretty boy. 

(Y/N): That's for sure. 

Fullbody: Hey, sink that ship! 

Marine: YES SIR! 

(Y/N): HUH?! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THEY'RE FIRING! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! 

Usopp began to hide. 

Weiss: USOPP! GET OUT OF THERE! 

She was dragging him out. 

Usopp: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 

Luffy: I got this! GUM GUM BALLOON! 

Usopp inflated himself and shot the cannonball back, but- 

Zoro: IDIOT! WRONG WAY! 

He hit the Baratie! 

Luffy: Oops. 

(Y/N): Luffy. 

Luffy: Yeah? 

You, Weiss, Yang, Zoro, and Nami approached him with sinister looks. 

And then you all beat him up! 

Inside the Baratie... 

Fullbody was on a date with his girlfriend, Moody. 

Fulbody: My, this wine id delicious. 

Moody: Yes, what is it? 

Fullbody: I believe it's from the north, from Mikkyuo. Lightly acidic, full-bodied dry. It's iturutsubulgastein! 

???: No, that's wrong. 

The Sous Chef appeared. 

Sanji (The Sous Chef of the Baratie! His skills at cooking are unrivaled! He's also got a notorious streak as a pervert! Can't resist himself around beautiful women, and will flirt with any woman in his vicinity! He believes that food should never be wasted, and vows to never hit a woman, even if it kills him! He's also a good guy despite being a massive jerk to some people! Voiced by Eric Vale (Voice Actor of Trunks and Shigaraki!))

Sanji: Your soup is here. And more wine for you, my fair lady. 

He gave a wink to Moody who blushed. 

Moody: My, aren't you a charmer? 

Sanji: HAHAHAHAHA! She thinks so highly of me! Why thank you. 

Outside... 

???: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE! 

Chef: Head Chef! Are you okay? 

???: I'M FINE! A chef must serve his customers! 

Zeff (Head of the Baratie! Former pirate!) 

Chef: We got the guy! 

They threw Luffy in! 

Luffy: OH CRAP! I BLEW UP YOUR FOOT! 

Zeff: Eh, don't worry about it, it's already like that. Anyway, you're going to have to work it off. I'd say about ... a whole year. Then we'll be even. 

Luffy: A YEAR?! 

Outside... 

(Y/N): Oh boy. 

Ruby: Luffy's in trouble right? 

Zoro: You think they're making him do dishes? 

Nami: (Sigh) That's what he gets for aiming at a Marine Ship. 

(Y/N): You guys hungry? 

Usopp: Oh boy, you bet! 

Weiss: It's best if we check up on him right? 

Yang: And get some good food and a chef alright! 

Inside the restaurant... 

Fullbody: HEY WAITER! 

Sanji: I'M NOT A DAMN WAITER OKAY?! Anyway, Ms. Moody, you want to sample my private stock of wine? On the house. 

Moody: HAHAHAHAHA! My, you're sweet. 

Sanji: Ha! I get that a- 

Fullbody: HEY! What kind of third-rate dive serves soup with bugs in it! 

Sanji: Bugs? 

Fullbody: Embarrass me in front of my girl, will you? I'll leave your reputation in splinters! 

Sanji: Forgive me, Sir, it's kind of hard to tell, but it appears to be the Backstroke. 

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Fullbody: MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME WILL YOU?! 

Fullbody punched the table!

Fullbody: I'M A MARINE LIEUTENANT! HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT TO ME! 

Sanji: You know, you could just take the bug out and eat the soup. 

Moody: Fullbody, don't start a fight! It's just soup! 

Chefs: SANJI! HE'S NOT WORTH THE- 

Sanji: Also, one thing I can't stand- 

As Fullbody charged at Sanji, Sanji kicked him in the crotch! 

Fullbody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

He started to beat the ever living shit out of Fullbody with inhuman speed! 

Sanji: NEVER EVER WASTE FOOD! 

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SANJI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S A MARINE OFFICER! 

Sanji: Oh hey there, Crap-Cooker! 

???: CRAP-COOKER?! 

Patty (The Pattisier of the Baratie! Has a rough friendship with Sanji!) 

Patty: Customers are the life's blood of a restaurant! Why are you making him drip blood! 

Sanji: (taking a smoke) He insulted our food and our restaurant! I had to teach him manners! Not to mention, he wasted food! NOBODY EVER WASTES FOOD! 

Fullbody: You know ... (coughing blood) Your place stinks! The food is full of bugs and I tink you should be closed down. 

Sanji: Not unless I close you down first with another kick to your shit nuts. 

Fullbody: Yeah right, you and what army, Curly Brows? 

Sanji: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?! 

Fullbody: Did you hear me, or is that smoking going to your head? 

Sanji: YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING MEAT! 

Sanji charged at him! 

Chefs: NO! SANJI! 

Patty: HOLD HIM DOWN! HOLD HIM DOWN! 

Zeff: What's going on here?! 

Luffy: Looks like a fight! 

Zeff: SANJI! STOP! HAVE YOU LOST IT?! 

Sanji: Stuff it Old Man! 

Patty: Chef, he's assaulting a Marine Lieutenant! 

Zeff: ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT US?! 

Zeff beat the crap out of Sanji! 

Sanji: AGH! 

And then he kicked Fullbody! 

Fullbdy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY! YOU'RE WORST THAN PIRATES! 

A Marine then barged in. 

Marine: SIR! HE GOT AWAY FROM THE BRIG! 

Luffy: Is this a circus or what? 

Fullbody: Who escaped? 

Marine: GIN! GIN OF THE KRIEG PIRATES! We tried to question him, but he beat us up and escaped! 

Fullbody: HOW?! He was half dead from starvation! 

Customer: Wait, the Krieg Pirates?! The Second Most Feared Pirate Crew of the East Blue?! 

Marine: PLEASE FO- AAAAAAGH! 

He was shot dead by a man who stumbled in. 

Patty: Uh ... Party of One? 

Zeff: he'd better not start trouble. 

Sanij: (lighting another smoke) 

???: I need food. 

Gin (Second in Command of the Krieg Pirates!) 

Patty: AHEM! Hello Squid Face! 

Gin: I'm going to say this once, I need food. 

Patty: Okay, but can you pay monsieur? 

Gin pointed his gun to his head. 

Gin: You take lead? 

Patty just punched him! 

Customers: YEAH! 

Zeff: PATTY! DON'T DAMAGE THE CHAIRS! 

Patty: Customers are ones who pay! 

Chef: YEAH! GET HIM PATTY! 

Gin: I ... just ... need ... food. 

Patty: You're not a customer, so leave! 

Patty beat the shit out of Gin, until he couldn't walk. 

Patty: Everyone, just ginore him, and go back to your food. We dealt with him. 

He threw Gin outside as Sanji arrived with some food. 

Sanji: Here. 

He gave him Seafood Risotto and some milk. 

Gin: FOOD! 

He started to eat it! 

Sanji: (lighting a cigarette) Pretty good? 

Gin: YES! (crying) I'VE NEVER EATEN FOOD THIS DELICIOUS! THANK YOU! 

Luffy watched nearby. 

Luffy: HEH! I think I just found us a cook! 

He then approached them! 

Luffy: HEY! COOK! How about you join my pirate crew? 

Sanji: Wait, you're a pirate?! Why did you fire on us? 

Luffy: That was by accident, and the Marines shot first. 

Sanji: Well, you should know Chef Zeff was actually a pirate back in the old day's. This is his prized treasure. And the cooks who flock to him are all hot-blooded pirate types. For a place frequented by pirates, they're perfect for the job. 

Luffy: it's a nuthouse. 

Sanji: You get used to it. Some people just come to see the pirates and cooks fight. Though we lost all our waiters. 

Luffy: That's why he wants me to work for a year! Anyway, I think you're the perfect cook for my crew. 

Sanji: No thanks, I have my reasons for staying here. 

Luffy: NO! I WANT YOU ON MY CREW! IF YOU CAN MAKE FOOD THAT GOOD THEN YOU'RE PERFECT! 

Sanji: Look, just let me explain. 

Luffy: Okay, what is it? 

Sanji: None of your business. 

Luffy: YOU JUST SAID TO LISTEN CURLY BROWS! 

Sanji: THE FUCK YOU CALL ME?! I OUGHT TO BEAT TEH CRAP OUT OF YOU YOU FUCKING CRAP-HAT KID! 

Luffy: NOT UNLESS I SHOVE THAT CIGAR DOWN YOUR ASS! 

Gin: Uh, excuse me. 

Luffy and Sanji: WHAT?! 

Gin: My name is Gin, and I'm of the Krieg Pirates, what ar you after? 

Luffy: The One Piece! 

Gin: Hmm, if you don't have a cook, yo must not have much of a crew. 

Luffy: Yeah, I'm going to have a big crew! With him, it'll be ten! More than enough to handle the Grand Line at the start! 

Gin: No, don't go there. You'll be rushing to your death. 

Luffy: You've been there? 

Gin: I can't stand the name of the Grand Line even. 

In the Galley of the Baratie... 

Chef: HEY! WE NEED HORS D'OEURVES FOR TABLE THREE! 

Chef 2: Hey Patty, that guy you beat up was one of Don Krieg's men. 

Patty: Really? 

Chef: That's what he said. 

???: God damn, Krieg is one bad guy. 

Carne (The Meat Specialist of the Baratie! He is Patty's best friend!) 

Carne: Krieg, the head of the Krieg Armada. That guy is relentless. 

Patty: So? 

Carne: He's the East Blue's second most wanted Pirate! He has an army of 5000! And they're all ruthless! I'm telling you, if he tells Don Krieg that we mistreated him, he'll kill us! 

Patty: So, you're saying I should have fed him?! That would set a bad reputation for the Baratie! Especially the paying customers! If you're that scared then quit! 

Carne: That's just what you told the waiters! And now they're gone! 

Zeff: PATTY! CARNE! GET BACK TO WORK! 

Patty and Carne: YES CHEF! 

Outside... 

Gin was about to take off. 

Luffy: Well, I'm going anyway. 

Gin: Well, it's your funeral. Sanji, thanks for the food! Is it fine if I come again? 

Sanji: Anytime. 

Gin then took off. 

Zeff: HEY CHORE BOY! WE'RE READY! 

Luffy: OKAY! 

In the kitchen... 

Luffy: HEY EVERYONE! CHORE BOY LUFFY REPORTING FOR DUTY! 

Chef: WHERE'S THE DESSERT FOR TABLE SIX?! 

Chef 2: I'M BUSY YOU IDIOT! 

Luffy: Uh ... 

Chefs: IF YOU GOT NOTHIGN TO DO, GO AND WASH DISHES CHORE BOY! 

Luffy: RIGHT! 

He started washing dishes. 

Patty: Hey, where's Sanji? 

Chef: Well- 

Sanji: Hello there, gorgeous. 

Chef: He's being a pervert again. 

Patty: Has he no shame? 

Chef 2: I swear, he's so lucky because he's the Chef's favorite. 

Luffy accidentally broke the plates. 

Patty: CHORE BOY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! BE MORE CAREFUL! 

Luffy: Sorry! 

Carne: Just go and wait tables! 

Luffy: Okay! 

He took some food nearby. 

Chefs: GREEDY PIG! 

Patty: And make sure to treat them nicely! 

Luffy: RIGHT! 

Soon... 

(Y/N): HEY LUFFY! 

You guys were sitting at a big table. 

Blake: Working for a whole year? 

Luffy: YOU GUYS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING WITHOUT ME?! I'M WORKING MY ASS OFF AND YOU'RE DOING THIS?! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CAPTAIN?! 

(Y/N): Last time we checked, we have our own say in this. 

Luffy: GRRR! 

Luffy put a booger in your water. 

Yang: Hey! Look! 

Usopp: Oh boy, this is going to be good! 

(Y/N): I have to say, the food here is awesome. 

You were about to take a drink and- 

(Y/N): I feel bad for you, but- YOU DRINK THIS! 

You shoved the water into Luffy's mouth! 

Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! PLEH! PLEH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! 

(Y/N): I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT IDIOT! 

Luffy: DISGUSTING! 

Sanji: What's that idiot do- HUH?! 

He saw the girls laughing. 

Sanji: SUCH BEAUTIFUL MAIDENS! 

He got heart eyes and ran to give Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Nami flowers! 

Ruby: Uh ... thanks. 

Yang: This guy is- 

Sanji: I would stoop to becoming a pirate if it means I can join all of- 

(Y/N): GET OFF! 

You punched him! 

Sanji: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! 

(Y/N): YOU PERVERT! LEAVE THEM ALONE! 

Sanji: HOW DARE YOU! I AM A GENTLEMAN! 

(Y/N): Yeah right Curly Brows! 

Sanji: SHUT UP OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT! 

(Y/N): NOT UNLESS I RAM THAT CIGAR INTO YOUR EYE! 

Sanji: YOU BASTARD! 

You both started fighting! 

Zeff: SANJI! STOP IT! 

Sanji stopped as you punched him again. 

Sanji: What now? 

Zeff: Go and join Chore Boy's crew. We don't need you anymore. 

Sanji: WHAT?! 

Zeff: You fight with customers, you waste your time flirting with women, and you're a lousy cook! The other cooks don't even like you either. So go join them and get out! 

Sanji: SAY WHAT?! NO ONE EVER INSULTS MY COOKING! I'M STAYING HERE AND THAT'S- 

Zeff beat the shit out of him! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Sanji: LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BASTARD! 

Luffy: Hey (Y/N), you know he's going to be our new cook! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Sanji: LIKE HELL I'LL BE! 

(Y/N): NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING THIS SIMP ON THE MERRY! 

Sanji: SAY WHAT?! 

(Y/N): YOU HEARD ME YOU SHIT COOK! 

Sanji: YOU LITTLE- 

You both were fighting again! 

Yang: YEAH GO (Y/N)! 

Zoro: You do realize they could destroy the restaurant? 

Yang: Hey, if that dumbass gets beat up, then that's fine. 

Nami: Hang on, I got this. HEY HANDSOME! 

Sanji: YES?! 

He had a pervy look on his face. 

Nami: Do you think I can have some dessert for free? 

Sanji: RIGHT AWAY GORGEOUS! 

Ruby: Can we have some chocolate chip cookies? 

Sanji: Of course, Princess! 

Zoro: Can I get some more- 

Sanji: Stuff it Mosshead. 

Zoro: WHAT?! SAY THAT AGAIN, CURLY BROWS! 

Sanji: WHAT?! 

They were now butting heads. 

(Y/N): Oh no, they're like Natsu and Gray, aren't they? 

Meanwhile... 

Gin arrived before Don Kreig. 

Gin: Don Krieg, I have the perfect hideout for us. 

???: Is that so? Well Gin, where is it? 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

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(Y/N): Fucking perverted bastard! Anyway, Don Krieg arrives at the Baratie and demands to take it over! And now we got to deal with him, although- WHAT?! NAMI TOOK OFF WITH THE MERRY!? WHY?! To make matters even worse, Dracule Mihawk, the world's greatest swordsman, shows up and Zoro challenges him to a duel! So that's three problems in one! I swear, if Sanji joins our crew, I'll scream. 

Luffy: On the next chapter! Zoro vs. Mihawk!/I WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!