Najimi: Oh, hello everyone. 

Najimi sat in a room that looked like a classroom. 

Najimi: So, if you've read Super RWBY Sisters Book 7, you would know that that is when Team (Y/N) met the Straw Hats, but of course at that point, they were already an infamous Yonko Crew, and had defeated Big Mom and Kaido. But, what if Team (Y/N) joined the Straw Hats before the Paramount War happened? Let's find out then. Take it away, Narrator! 

Alright! Here we go! 

With that... 

We see one idiot who is on a boat out at sea. 

???: HAHAHAHA! Man, the weather is so nice! Who would have thought this voyage would end in disaster so soon? 

Monkey D. Luffy (A young boy out to become the King of the Pirates! He's a massive idiot who will stand up for his dreams no matter what! Despite being very dumb, he's a super nice guy, who will defend the people he cares about! Voiced by Colleen Clickenbeard!) 

Literally, he was getting sucked into a whirlpool. 

Lufy: Hard to believe that there's a giant whirlpool here already. Maybe I was a little careless. Oh well, it can't be helped. Too bad I can't swim. Hmmm ... wait, OF COURSE! 

He realized it. 

Luffy: In a giant whirlpool,, it doesn't really make a difference if you can swim or NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! 

He got sucked in! 

Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Meanwhile ... on an uncharted island... 

We see a pirate ship with a strange Jolly Roger on it. 

???: HEY! WHY IS THERE DUST ON MY BULWARK?! 

The Captain appeared with a very angered look on her face! 

Pirate: A THOUSAND PARDONS, CAPTAIN ALVIDA! I THOUGHT I'D CLEANED EVERY INCH OF THIS SHIP! I'LL CLEAN EVERYTHING ALL OVER AGAIN! PLEASE! 

She got out a giant iron mace! 

Pirate: NO! NOT THE IRON MACE! ANYTHING B- 

She bashed his brains in with it! 

Alvida: KOBY! 

???: Y-Yes Captain Alvida? 

Koby (A young boy taken against his will to be in Iron Mace Alvida's Crew!) 

Alvida: Who is the most beautiful pirate in all the seas! 

Koby: Uh ... y-you Captain, no one compares to you! 

Alvida: OF COURSE! THAT IS WHY DIRT IS NOT TOLERATED! THE SHIP I SAIL IN MUST BE AS CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL AS ME! Remember Koby, if not for your vast knowledge of the seas, I would feed you to the sharks! 

Koby: Y-Yes! I appreciate your kindness! 

Alvida: OTHER THAN THAT YOU'RE WORTHLESS! 

She kicked him in the face! 

Koby: AGH! 

Alvida: NOW SCRUB THAT TOILET! 

Koby: Y-YES CAPTAIN ALVIDA! 

He ran off to the base. 

Koby: Gee, just my luck. 

Nearby... 

You and Team RWBY arrived on the island. 

(Y/N): Well, this looks ... interesting. 

Ruby: Hey look, it's a Jolly Roger! 

(Y/N): Oh great, pirates. 

Weiss: Well, we've dealt with Risky Boots before, so this shouldn't be too problematic. 

Yang: What about that? 

Yang pointed over to Koby, who was getting bullied by Alvida's men. 

Ruby: HEY! THEY'RE BEATING UP THAT LITTLE GUY! 

(Y/N): Shall we do what we always do? 

Team RWBY: YEAH! 

You all charged at the pirates and beat them up! 

(Y/N): FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST! 

Ruby and Weiss: AIR SLASH!/AVAN STRASH! 

Blake: SHADOW FISTS! 

Yang: BEAST SOUL: ROCK GOLEM! 

Koby: AGH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! 

(Y/N): Hey, we're here to help. 

Koby: Really? Oh thank you! I didn't think someone would come to help me! 

Blake: Who are these people? 

Koby: Bad news! 

Alvida Pirate: HEY! YOU LITTLE BRATS! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO- 

But then, at a barrel close to him, Luffy burst out! 

https://youtu.be/II0Yue0iCyM

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You all blinked at Luffy. 

Luffy: Huh? Who the hell are you guys? 

Team (Y/N): THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD ASK YOU! 

Alvida: WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?! BACK TO WORK YOU IDIOTS! 

Alvida threw her mace as you all dodged! 

Alvida: OKAY! WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP!? 

Alvida Pirate: CAPTAIN! We got Bounty Hunters here! 

Alvida: WHAT?! 

Alvida Pirate 2: Yeah, and they took Koby with them! 

Alvida: GRRR! KOBY! HOW DARE HE BETRAY US! AND AFTER ALL I DID FOR HIM! 

Alvida Pirate 3: Say, one of them had a sword, and he was really good with it. 

Alvida: Wait, a sword? RORNOA ZORO! 

Alvida Pirate 2: THE PIRATE HUNTER?! OH NO! WE'RE SCREWED MAN! THAT GUY CAN CUT THROUGH ANYTHING! 

Alvida: SHUT UP! Ha, I'll fix him up good! There is no man, who can't resist my charms! 

Soon... 

(Y/N): Well that was something. 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man, that was fun! You guys are so cool! Want to join my crew? 

Weiss: You're looking for a crew? 

Luffy: Yep! 

Weiss: You're serious? 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHA! Of course! 

Weiss: This guy is a total idiot. I swear, he makes Natsu and Gray look like geniuses. 

(Y/N): And that's saying something. 

Ruby: Who are you? 

Luffy: I'm Monkey D. Luffy! 

(Y/N): What does the D stand for? 

Luffy: I don't know! 

(Y/N): Right. I'm (Y/N), and they're Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang. 

Yang: And who are you squirt? 

Koby: I'm Koby, I'm the Cabin Boy of the pirate, Iron Mace Alvida. 

Luffy: That sounds boring. Say, you guys wouldn't happen to know where a boat is, right? I lost mine in a giant whirlpool. 

Blake: You ... survived a whirlpool? 

Luffy: Yeah, it came out of nowhere. 

Weiss: ... How do you ... function? 

Koby: Well, I happen to have a dinghy nearby! 

With that, Koby brought you all to his dinghy. 

Yang: Wow, this sucks. 

Luffy: Is this a coffin? 

Koby: HEY! IT TOOK ME TWO WHOLE YEARS TO BUILD THIS!

Weiss: Why don't you use it to escape from Alvida then? 

Koby: Because ... I don't have the courage to do it. I guess it's my fate to be a Cabin Boy for the rest of my life. But I had a dream once. 

(Y/N): You could jut run. 

Koby: NO! IF I DO THAT, ALVIDA WOULD KILL ME! I'll never forget when I was going fishing, and I ended up boarding her boat! that was two years ago! And I was made into a Cabin Boy so I could live. 

Luffy: Wow, you're dumb. 

(Y/N): Uh, and you're not? 

Koby: (Y/N), Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, what are you guys doing? 

Ruby: We're adventures and heroes! 

Luffy: HEY! THAT'S COOL! 

Blake: What do you want, Luffy? 

Luffy: I'M GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES! 

Koby: THE KING OF THE PIRATES?! BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE GRAND LINE AND FIND GOLD ROGER'S TREASURE, THE ONE PIECE! 

Luffy: Yep! HAHAHAHA! Pretty great, ri- 

Koby: GREAT?! GREAT! IT'S A DEATH EXPERIENCE! THE ODDS OF YOU FINDING IT ARE ASTRONOMICAL! IT W- AAAAAGH! 

Luffy punched Koby. 

(Y/N): LUFFY! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! 

Luffy: What? He was being hysterical? 

Koby: I'm okay. 

Luffy: Look, I'm not afraid of dying, because I've set myself to my goal, and if I died, at least I died fighting for what I believe in. 

You all looked at him with amazement, yes, even Weiss. 

Ruby: He's so- 

Blake: He's got amazing determination. 

(Y/N): HE'S SO AWESOME! 

Weiss: He's an idiot, but he's so ... inspirational! 

Yang: DUDE! YOU ROCK! 

Koby: Then maybe I can be like that too! I WANT TO JOIN THE MARINES! 

Luffy: The Marines? 

Koby: Man, it sucks. I want to join the Marines and fight the bad guys! I've wanted it since I was a kid! Doyou guys think I can do it? 

Luffy: How should I know? 

Ruby: Of course Koby! You can do anything you set your mind too! 

Koby: YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT, RUBY! AND WHEN I BECOME A MARINE I'LL CATCH ALIVDA! 

???: Who was that Koby? 

Koby: I said I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Alvida appeared. 

Alvida: YOU LITTLE TWERP! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE?! 

Koby's skin turned pure white as he was frozen in fear! 

(Y/N): So, you're Alvida? 

Alvida: Yes, and- YOU IDIOTS! THAT'S NOT RORONOA ZORO!!! 

Pirates: It's not? 

Luffy: Zoro? 

Alvida: Alright Koby, I'll give you another chance to live. Who is- 

Luffy: Hey, who's the fat hag? 

Everyone had their mouths agaped at that! 

Koby: LUFFY! TAKE IT BACK! 

(Y/N): What do you mean? She's ugly! 

Ruby: And mean! 

Weiss: And fat. 

Blake: And cruel. 

Yang: You really going to listen to her? 

Koby: Lady Alvida ... she's ... THE UGLIEST OLD HAG OF ALL! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Alvida: YOU LITTLE SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU! 

Koby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I SAID IT! AND I WON'T TAKE IT BACK! I'LL GO FIGHTING FOR MY DREAMS! 

Luffy then jumped in and took the hit! 

Everyone: HUH?! 

Luffy was alright! 

Luffy: I ate the Gum Gum Fruit, so I'm rubber! 

Pirates: WHAT?! QUICK PROTECT- 

Team (Y/N): OH NO YOU DON'T! 

You guys took them down as Luffy extended his fist! 

Luffy: GUM GUM PISTOL! 

With that, he sent Alvida flying! 

https://youtu.be/-Lgwc33ZqMw

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Ruby: HE'S SO COOL! 

(Y/N): Heh, looks like he is captain material after all! 

Alvida Pirates: CAPTAIN ALVIDA! THESE GUYS ARE MONSTERS! 

Luffy: HEY YOU BASTARDS! GIVE KOBY A BOAT! HE'S GOING TO JOIN THE MARINES! 

Koby: (crying) L-Luffy! 

Alvida Pirates: WE'LL BE GOOD! WE PROMISE! 

Luffy: Now then- 

He turned to you guys. 

Luffy: YOU GUYS WANT TO JOIN MY CREW?! 

(Y/N): Well? 

Weiss: Well, he's an idiot, but he makes a good captain. 

Blake: Luffy, we'd be glad to join you. 

Yang: You're definitely going to be the King man! 

Ruby: We'll follow you to the ends of the world! 

(Y/N): You heard them, Luffy! We're joining your crew! 

Luffy: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO! 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

Ruby: Hi guys! So, we've joined Luffy on his quest to become the King of the Pirates, and now Luffy has decided to recruit the famous Swordsman, Roronoa Zoro! But it turns out he's been captured by the Marines! He defended a young girl named Rika from Helmeppo, the son of the corrupt Captain Morgan! And now we got to save him! Don't worry Zoro, you can count on us! 

Luffy: On the next chapter! Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!