Mr. 11 was stuck on the Marine Ship. 

Mr. 11: What's going on in town? All the Marines have left the ship. Wait a minute! I can use this to- 

???: Hey, Mr. 11! 

A couple of men got on board. 

Mr. 11: You know my name? Oh good, Millions! Don't just stand there! Get me out of here! 

Mr. Melon: Well, you're right, we are Baroque Works members. 

Billion: But we're Billions, candidates to be Number Agents like you! We're a match for an agents with a high number like yours, Mr. 11! 

Mr. 11: Oh, forgive me, Billions, but do you think you can- 

Mr. Melon: Don't be ridiculous. I'm about to make an opening for myself! 

He pointed a gun at Mr. 11's head! 

Mr. 11: NO! WAIT! I- 

BANG! 

At the Going Merry... 

Vivi was giving Karoo some water and a message. 

Vivi: Karoo, I need you to go to Albubarna and give this message to my father! It contains proof of Crocodile and Baroque Works' plans! Everything that Igaram and I found out is on there. It will say that I'm alive and I've come back with powerful friends. You can do it right? 

Karoo: QUACK! 

Vivi: Remember to drink your water sparingly. Make sure my father knows that there's hope for this kingdom! 

Karoo: QUACK! 

Karoo took off! 

(Y/N): Godspeed, you brave little duck! 

Weiss: Are we going to forget about the fact that that Ace character is Luffy's big brother? 

Zoro: I'm not surprised at Luffy having a brother, I'm just curious why he's on the Grnad Line. 

Luffy: Ace is a pirate like me, and he's after the One Piece! You see, he's three years older than I am, and left our hometown three years before I did. 

Blake: That would be three years, before you met up with us. 

Sanji: Imagine that, two brothers who are both Devil Fruit Users. 

Luffy: I can't believe it myself! Even when Ace hadn't eaten a Devil Fruit, I couldn't beat him in a fight. 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Nami: You mean you couldn't beat your brother before he had powers? 

Ruby: HE MUST BE REALLY STRONG! 

Usopp: Figures, the big brother of a monster is a bigger monster. 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHA! I guess, but now I can kick his ass! 

???: So, exactly whose ass are you talking about? 

Ace jumped on board! 

Yang: Holy crap that was fast! 

Luffy: Oh, hi Ace! These guys are my crew! 

Ruby: HI ACE! 

(Y/N): A pleasure to meet you, Big Brother of Luffy. 

Ace: What's up? Thanks for looking after my kid brother. 

Straw Hats: Don't mention it. 

Luffy: Why are you here in Alabasta? 

Ace: Didn't you get my message on Drum Island? 

Blake: You sent a message to Drum Island? 

Yang: We kind of had to hurry, crazy old hag. 

Chopper hit Yang on the head! 

Chopper: CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?! 

Ace: Well, it's no big deal. Anyway, I wanted to ask, want to join the Whitebeard Pirates? Of course your crew is invited too. 

Luffy: No, but thanks. 

Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought you would say that! 

(Y/N): Who's Whitebeard? Is he a famous pirate? 

Ace: Not just a famous pirate! He's the greatest pirate to me! He's my captain! I'm going to help him become the King of the Pirates! 

Luffy: Heh, in your dreams! 

Ruby: Luffy's going to be the King of the Pirates! 

Weiss: You know, you can have some food with us, or maybe some coffee or tea?

Ace: Thanks for the offer, but I've got to go. 

(Y/N): Wait, what about Smoker? 

Ace: No need to worry about him. Thanks to the Flame Flame Fruit, he shouldn't be going anywhere. 

(Y/N): Nice! And that's saying something, for a Captain, Smoker is one tough bastard to deal with! 

With Smoker... 

Smoker: ARGH! WHY DID FIRE FIST HAVE TO INTERFERE?! If we let the Straw Hats get away we'll never catch them! 

Tashigi: SMOKER! 

Tashigi ran over to him. 

Smoker: Tashigi, where have you been? 

Tashigi: I was on the other side of town looking for the Straw Hats! 

Smoker: Vivi was with them. 

Tashigi: PRINCESS VIVI?! Why was she with the Straw Hats?! 

Smoker: That's what baffles me. On top of that there's a bad one on the loose in this country right now. 

Tashigi: You mean Crocodile? But he works for the Government now, so he's on our side. 

Smoker: No way, Crocodile is not the type of man to take orders from the Government. Once a pirate, always a pirate. Remember that, Tashigi. 

Back with you guys... 

Ace: Take this! 

Ace gave Luffy a white card. 

Luffy: A piece of paper? 

Ace: Hang onto it, that piece of paper will bring us together again. 

Luffy: Okay! 

Ace: Listen guys, I know Luffy can be a handful at times, but he's a good kid! Please take care of him! 

He gets onto a little yellow dinghy. 

Luffy: Aww! You have to go Ace? You just got here! 

Ace: Sorry, but I got to go. I'm after someone named Blackbeard. 

Blake and Yang: BLACKBEARD?! 

Usopp: THE GUY WHO ATTACKED DRUM ISLAND?! 

Blake: HEY ACE! YOU KNOW BLACKBEARD?! 

Yang: HOW?! 

Ace: he was a member of Whitebeard's second division. He was one of my henchmen. 

Blake: So ... Blackbeard worked for Whitebeard then? 

Yang: What did he do? 

Ace: He killed one of our own and took off. He's my responsibility. And if it wasn't for that, I'd never even come to a backwater port like this. Next time we met will be at the summit of the Pirate World! 

Suddenly, a bunch of Baroque Works Ships were coming! 

Mr. Melon: THERE HE IS, MEN! FIRE FIST ACE! ONCE WE CATCH HIM, IT'S PROMOTION CITY FOR US! 

Ace took off! 

Nami: I can't believe it! How can someone so serious, level-headed and smart be related to Luffy. 

Zoro: He's really- 

Yang: HE'S COOL! 

Sanji: You know, I was expecting him to be just like Luffy. 

(Y/N): I like that guy. 

Ace noticed the Baroque Works Ships and jumped so high that his ship went under the water! 

Mr. Melon: SHOOT HIM DOWN! 

But as they fired, Ace got onto his boat and- 

Ace: FIRE FIST!!! 

Yang: 

https://youtu.be/Tgz75rMLXB0

Ace: See you around, Luffy! 

With that, Ace took off. 

Nami: So, what was it Ace gave you? 

Luffy: It's some paper, I don't know what it's for. But Ace said to hold onto it. 

Weiss: Hang on a second. 

Weiss began to attach it to Luffy's hat with an ice needle. 

Weiss: That should do it. 

Luffy: Thanks, Weiss! Now it's safe! 

Vivi: Okay, everyone! Take these coats! 

Vivi was passing coats around. 

(Y/N): What for? 

Vivi: During the day, it can be up to 50 Degrees Celsius in the desert. Your skin will burn if it's exposed. 

(Y/N): Ouch! Okay, got it! 

Sanji: BUT THEN THAT MEANS- OH NO! THE GIRL WILL BE COVERED UP! 

(Y/N): Sucks to be you, Sanji. 

Sanji: OH SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!! 

Ruby: What's the plan Vivi? 

Vivi: I drew a map of the region. We need to get to Yuba. 

(Y/N): Ah, that's where the rebel leader is. 

Luffy: LET'S GO AND KICK HIS ASS! 

(Y/N), Weiss and Vivi: NO! 

Weiss: Idiot, we didn't come here to beat up Vivi's people! 

Vivi: Yes, we're going to reason with him! We can't have anymore bloodshed! 

Zoro: You really think we can stop 700,000 rebels? 

Vivi: You'll understand when we get there. You'll see what Baroque Works has done and how much of Alabasta has suffered! I swore I would put a stop to this senseless violence! 

(Y/N): Well, we're with you all the way! Right guys? 

Ruby: Once a Straw Hat, always a Straw Hat! 

Blake: No matter what, we won't let Crocodile or Baroque Works get away with all the damage they caused. 

Weiss: You know, I didn't think I would call you a friend, but you're my friend too, Vivi. 

Sanji: A beautiful princess deserves only the best meals, and I'm your man for that job! 

Chopper: I can't wait to see what's out there! Who knows what the desert holds! 

Yang: Under that fur coat? Dude, you wouldn't last. 

Luffy: YEAH! LET'S DO THIS! WE GOT YOUR BACK, VIVI! TO YUPA! 

Vivi: It's Yuba, Luffy. 

Luffy: YUBA! 

(Y/N): Much better. 

Meanwhile... 

Crocodile: Our plan goes into action in just two more days. Ms. All Sunday, did you make the arrangements? 

Ms. All Sunday: Yes, everything is in place, Boss. 150 of the Billions are on standby at Nanohana. Apparently Mr. 2 said he can't find Mr. 3. As for the rest of the Elites, they're going to the Spiders Cafe at 8:00. 

Crocodile: Very good. 

Meanwhile ... at a restaurant... 

Spiders Cafe (The Base of Baroque Works!) 

???: YES YES YES MERRY CHRISTMAS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! I'M SO TIRED! WHAT A LONG JOURNEY! SO TIRED! MY HIPS HURT! THEY JUST HURT MR. 4, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU'RE TOO SLOW! 

???2: Er ... S-Sorry. 

Mr. 4 and Ms. Merry Christmas (Two of Baroque Works' Elite Agents! Mr. 4 is a dimwitted man but is one of the strongest of the Elites! He has a special gun that fires explosives! His power Ms. Merry Christmas is a loud and boisterous woman who has the ability to become a mole! They make a great attack duo!) 

Ms. Merry Christmas: Hey Paula, how's business? Seems empty today! Empty! You could call that MT like Christmas! 

???: Hello, Ms. Merry Christmas ... and Mr. 4. 

Paula (Owner of the Spiders Cafe!) 

Paula: You have the place to yourselves. You'll have orange pekoe and Mr. 4, you like apple tea, right? 

Mrs. Merry Christmas: I DON'T WANT IT TOO HOT! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DRINK IT UP RIGHT AWAY! NOW! COME ON HURRY IT UP! 

She began to bang her hand on the counter over an over. 

Paula: You seem well, how's work? 

She served the two. 

Ms. Merry Christmas: IN THE KILLBIZ, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION, IDIOT! YOU IDIOT! 

Paula: Of course, how silly of me. 

Ms. Merry Christmas: Hey, do you hear singing? 

They all listened in and- 

???: UN DEUX TROIS!  KURA! 

Bon was outside dancing with his crew following him. 

Bon: This world is made for men and women! But when you're me, you're a man and a woman! THAT'S WHY I'M THE STRONGEST! 

Bon's Crew: STRONGEST! 

Bon: STRONGEST! YES I AM! 

Bon's Crew: STRONGEST STRONGEST! 

Bon: That's the Okama Way! 

He then made his grand entrance! 

Bon: How deux you do, Paula?! 

Paula: Don't be stupid. 

Bon: I ain't stupid, Paula! I'm just happy because being an Okama makes me happy! Let me have an octopar! 

Paula: A what? 

Bon: AN OCTOPUS PARFAIT! HAHAHAHAHA! Isn't it obvious? Alright, boys, you can go home now! 

Bon's Crew: RIGHT, CAPTAIN! 

They took off. 

Mr. 2: Oh, hello, Fatty and Granny. 

Ms. Merry Christmas: SHUT UP! THAT VOICE OF YOURS IS SO ANNOYING! 

Bon: So, I heard that tMr. 1 and his partner are coming this way. You know, I've never met our strongest Elite before. Oh, I can't wait to see what he looks like! 

Paula: Everyone other member of Baroque Works fears him. Aren't you? 

Bon: Me scared? HA! As if! 

Time started to pass by as Bon twirled and twirled! 

Bon: SO BORED! I'll keep spinning! 

Mr. 4: HA HA HA HA! 

Ms. Merry Christmas: STOP SPINNING! IT'S MAKING ME DIZZY! 

Bon: EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY, GRANNY! 

Ms. Merry Christmas: YOU KIDS THESE DAYS ARE ANNOYING! 

Paula: ENOUGH YOU TWO! KNOCK IT OFF! 

The clock struck 8:00 as Bon's crew was thrown in! 

Bon: AAAAAAAAGH! YOU GUYS?! WHY DID YOU CRASH IN HERE?! 

???: Hey Okama bitch, are they your friends? I found them slinking around in the desert. 

Mr. 1 (The strongest of Baroque Works Elite Agents! He is a merciless killer who will make sure he gets his job done! A man who is not to be underestimated! His Devil Fruit Power allows him to turn any part of his body into a blade! Has the same voice actor as Shredder!) 

Bon: HOW DARE YOU! THOSE WERE MY FRIENDS!! SWAN ARABESQUE! 

Bon charged at Mr. 1 and kicked at him over and over, only for him to dodge a slice attack from Mr. 1, who used his hand as a blade! 

Bon managed to kick Mr. 1 outside, only for the strongest agent to slice the wall apart! 

Mr. 1: ENOUGH OF THIS! ATOMIC- 

Paula: NO! Mr. 1 Calm down! 

Mr. 1: Out of my way Ms. Doublefinger! I'll KILL THAT O- 

Bon: AGH! 

Bon was pinned down by Mr. 4! 

Bon: OFF OF ME FATTY! 

Paula: ENOUGH, MR. 2! It's 8:00 now, let's go! 

She removed her outfit. 

Ms. Doublefinger (Mr. 1's partner! She is the strongest of the female Elites! She ate the Spike Spike Fruit, allowing her to turn any part of her body into spikes! Voiced by Leah Clark (The Voice of Ms. Kobayashi!)) 

Ms. Doublefinger: We're off to Rainbase, there we'll meet with the Boss, who we've never seen before. 

They hopped on board a carriage pulled by a giant turtle. 

Bon: Paula, I didn't think you would be Ms. Doublefinger! 

Ms. Doublefinger: Never said that I wasn't. HAHAHAHAHA! 

Meanwhile... 

Crocodile: Have the Billions in Nanohana been notified? 

Ms. Doublefinger: Our usual messengers, the Unluckies, never came back. So I had the Erimaki Runners get to it. 

Crocodile: Well done, soon Operation Utopia will begin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Back with the Straw Hats... 

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT! 

(Y/N): This place is a ghost town! And we still have a way to go! 

Ruby: What is this place? 

Vivi: This is Erumalu, the Green City. 

Yang: Doesn't look green to me. 

Vivi: It used to- 

???: ARF! 

A dugong jumped out of the water! 

Usopp: AGH! WHAT IS THAT THING?! IS IT A TURTLE OR SEAL?! 

(Y/N): That's a dugong, Usopp. 

Vivi: NO! IT'S A KUNG-FU DUGONG! Don't get to close to it! 

Usopp: Wh- AAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

It beat up Usopp! 

Zoro: You lost to that thing? 

Weiss: (facepalm) It's Usopp. 

Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE! 

Luffy beat it up! 

Vivi: LUFFY! 

It got up and bowed to him. 

Ruby: Did it just ... bow? 

Vivi: It's their code. A Kung-Fu Dugong becomes the apprentice of whoever defeats it. 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Many more Kung-Fu Dugongs appeared! 

And they all bowed to Luffy! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHA! LISTEN UP GUYS! FOLLOW MY MOVES! 

They began to copy Luffy! 

(Y/N) and Vivi: MORE OF THEM?! 

Ruby: AWW! THEY LOOK SO CUTE! 

Weiss: What do we do about them? 

Chopper: Don't worry, I got this! 

Chopper started to search for some food. 

Chopper: Here. 

He gave half of your rations. 

Luffy: OKAY! ON TO YUBA! 

The Kung-Fu Dugongs waved goodbye to Luffy! 

Yang: Nice going, Luffy, now half of our rations are gone! 

Luffy: Aww man, HEY GUYS! HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN MY PIRATE C- 

(Y/N), Zoro, and Sanji: OVERRULED DUMBASS!!! 

Blake: Vivi, do the Kung-Fu Dugongs live in the river? 

Vivi: No, the sea. Long ago, the Sandora River nourished this land, but in recent years, it's lost much of its force. It is being overcome by the sea. 

(Y/N): So that was sea water where we found the Dugongs! 

Vivi: Yes. You can't drink it or water crops with it. 

Yang: Is that why the city is dried up? 

Vivi: No, there used to be rainfall here, enough to sustain the city. Erumalu was green and full of life until recently.

Weiss: In the desert? 

Vivi: Yes, but not a drop of rain has fallen in the last three years. 

Chopper: But that port looked fine. 

Vivi: Nanohana gets its water from the neighboring oasis of Katorea. Throughout its long history, Alabasta never suffered from drought, until recently. The one place where rain fell plenty was Alubarna, the capital. That's where the King's palace is. You see, two years ago. 

Flashback to Two Years ago... 

Mr. Melon and his gang were carrying big bags, but then their cart collapsed! 

Alabastan: HEY! Are you okay? 

Mr. Melon: OH NO! We were supposed to deliver this to the King in Alubarna! 

Alabastan: Is this green powder? 

Mr. Melon: I don't know! The King ordered it! We were just making a delivery! 

They then took off. 

Alabastan: Hey! This is Dance Powder! 

Present Day... 

Yang: WHOA WHOA! Dance Powder? 

Luffy: What the hell is that? 

Nami: It's powder that summons rain. 

(Y/N): It can summon rain? 

Nami: Yes, it was developed by a scientist in a country where it never rains. The powder turns into a mist and rises up to the sky, where it triggers ice particles to grow in the clouds and fall as rain. 

Yang: I didn't think something like that could happen. 

Luffy: Uh, I don't get it. 

(Y/N): (Sigh) It's a powder that creates artificial rain. 

Luffy: AH! NOW I GET IT! 

Usopp: Hey, that's jut what this kingdom needs! 

Nami: Actually, people would rejoice in the land where Dance Powder was made, but it has a terrible side effect. The countries upwind suffered the Dry Curse. The artificial rain stole the moisture from even the smallest clouds. 

Ruby: OF COURSE! It steals the rain that would normally fall on the surrounding lands! 

Nami: Yes, once again, Ruby is showing how smart she can be! So, when the neighboring countries realized what was happening, they attacked and many lives were lost. The World Government then banned the production and use of Dance Powder worldwide. 

(Y/N): To think that something could bring joy and sadness at the same time. 

Vivi: When that load of Dance Powder got dumped, it was a time when not a drop of rain fell anywhere except upon the city where the King lived. 

Zoro: It would only be natural that people would suspect the king had used the powder to take it all for himself. 

Luffy: VIVI! YOUR DAD IS BEHIND ALL OF THIS! 

(Y/N) and Sanji: NO YOU MORON! 

You both hit Luffy! 

(Y/N): Vivi's Dad must be a good man! 

Sanji: Yeah, this is Crocodile's fault! 

Vivi: Yes, my father had no idea, but a huge quantity of Dance Powder had been placed inside the palace too. 

Weiss: So, this was Crocodile's plan, then. That monster! He wanted to cause this rebellion! 

(Y/N): The people lost faith in the royal family, and all because of his greed and villainy! THAT LITTLE- 

You punched a building down. 

(Y/N): LUFFY! DO ME A FAVOR AND KICK HIS ASS! 

Luffy: Yeah, I'm itching for a punch! 

Soon... 

You all started to travel the desert. 

Luffy: So ... hot. 

Luffy was limping with a walking stick. 

Yang: (Y/N), I need 50-foot massages, I feel like the heat is going through these sandals. 

Weiss: (sweating like crazy) You come out of a land of ice, and now you get a land of heat? 

You were carrying Ruby while holding onto her sandals because her feet were hurting. 

Ruby: Too tired ... to walk ... anymore. 

Blake: Chopper's got the worst of it. 

Zoro was pulling him on a sled. 

Chopper: Too ... hot. 

Usopp: What do you think? You're a reindeer with that much fur. Why don't we shave you? 

Chopper: HEY! 

Chopper went into his human form! 

Chopper: I'M NOT GETTING SHAVED!!! 

Zoro: CHOPPER! I'M NOT PULLING YOU IF YOU GET BIG! 

Chopper turned back. 

Chopper: Sorry, Zoro. 

(Y/N): Poor little guy. 

Ruby: The heat is really getting to him. 

Sanji: Hey, Vivi, you seem fine. 

(Y/N): What do you expect, Sanji? She lives here. 

Vivi: Yes, I'm very used to the heat. 

Yang: Okay, then why are there so many dunes? 

Vivi: This is an ancient desert. The tallest dunes reach up to 300 meters. 

Usopp: THAT'S LITERALLY A MOUNTAIN!! 

Luffy: I need ... water. 

Nami: Remember Luffy, just enough to wet your lips. 

Luffy started to chug it down! 

(Y/N): NO! 

You, Weiss, Yang, Usopp and Nami began to beat up Luffy! 

Usopp: STOP HOGGING THE WATER! WE'RE SUFFERING TOO! 

(Y/N): YEAH! 

You got him to spit it out! 

Luffy: HEY! YOU MADE ME SPIT IT OUT! I'M THE CAPTAIN! 

A fight began to break out amongst you all! 

Vivi: ENOUGH! YOU GUYS ARE WASTING ENERGY! 

(Y/N): Damn it! Vivi's right! These forsaken heat is getting to us! 

Luffy: Hey Sanji, I need your Pirate Bento! I need to eat Vivi! 

Vivi: We're only a fourth of the way to Yuba. 

Luffy: Didn't you hear "When you get hungry, you should eat?" 

Usopp: Liar! You made that up! 

Yang: And you would know. 

Vivi: Don't worry, when we get to te next crags, we'll stop and rest. 

Yang: Good, because these dogs are aching. 

Much later... 

Ruby: HEY! THERE ARE THE CRAGS!!! 

Luffy: ALRIGHT! BREAK TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Luffy took off like a cheetah to the crags! 

(Y/N): Of course, when he can rest, he has that burst of energy. 

Weiss: We'll never understand how he works. 

Luffy then saw some passed out birds. 

Luffy: CHOPPER! CHOPPER! THERE ARE DYING BIRDS OVER THERE! 

Chopper: WHAT?! SOMEONE FIND A DOCTOR! 

Ruby: But you are a doctor, Chopper. 

Chopper: Oh yeah! 

Luffy and Chopper rushed over! 

Vivi: Wait ... bir- NO! LUFFY! TONY STOP! THEY'RE FAKERS! 

The birds took off with all the supplies! 

(Y/N): OUR SUPPLIES! 

Blake: They ... took everything. 

Vivi: Those were heinous herons. They trick travelers into stealing their supplies. Some call them desert thieves. 

Usopp: THEY PRETENDED TO BE DYING?! CON ARTISTS! 

Sanji: LUFFY! YOU DUMBASS! THAT WAS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! THEY EVEN TOOK OUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS! 

Luffy: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT?! 

Sanji: YOU LET YOURSELF BE OUTSMARTED BY BIR- 

You beat them both up! 

(Y/N): BOTH OF YOU STOP IT! Luffy's right, he had no way of knowing that they would trick him. 

Zoro: Exactly, there's no sense in arguing over something that we couldn't see coming. We should just rest now. 

Then you noticed the birds drinking the water! 

(Y/N): HEY! COME BACK! 

You went after them only to run back! 

(Y/N): BOLT! BOLT! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Vivi: SANDORA LIZARD!! 

Running with you was a camel! 

Ruby: Hey, is that a camel beside (Y/N)? 

(Y/N): OKAY THAT DOES IT! ELEMENTAL DRAGON- 

Luffy: GUM GUM- 

Zoro: SANTORYU: DRAGON- 

Sanji: EPAULE- 

Monster Quad: DESTRUCTION FIST!/BAZOOKA!/TWISTER!/SHOOT! 

You guys completely took down the lizard! 

Ruby: SO COOL! LOOK AT THOSE FOUR GO! 

Yang: Heh, the strongest guys of the crew. 

Nami: I feel bad for that poor monster. 

Usopp: Couldn't they just have scared it off? 

Blake: On the bright side, we have food, right? 

(Y/N): Hey, Blake has a point! Sanji, can you cook this? 

Sanji: Yeah, leave it to me! 

Ruby: AWWWW! 

Weiss: What is it, Ruby? 

Ruby: Those four have such a strong bond together! 

Weiss: (Y/N) and three idiots. Of course. 

Soon enough... 

You guys were cooking the lizard on the rocks. 

Yang: MMM! THAT LOOKS GOOD! A good place to rest these babies and eat. 

Yang was laying on some rocks while resting her feet. 

Blake: So, what's with the camel then? 

(Y/N): When I ran after those birds, I saw him running from the lizard, so I lead him to us for safety. 

You looked at the camel. 

(Y/N): I think we can ride him. He's not a wild camel. He even has a saddle! 

Luffy: ALRIGHT! 

Luffy tried to get on, but the Camel chomped on his head! 

Luffy: OW! WHAT WAS THAT?! 

He began to speak. 

(Y/N): Chopper? 

Chopper: He said that he was jut passing through, and he wants to thank you for saving him, but he only accepts females. 

(Y/N), Luffy, Usopp, and Sanji: WHAT?! 

The four of you began to beat him up! 

Ruby: HEY! STOP! 

Ruby then hugged him. 

Ruby: I'm sorry my friends were mean to you. 

He got a nosebleed at her hug. 

Ruby: What's your name? 

(Y/N): Idiot. 

Luffy and Sanji: Moron. 

Usopp: Jerk! 

Ruby: I know! Eyelashes! 

Zoro and Weiss: How ... did you ... come up with that. 

Ruby: All aboard! Come on, ladies! 

He had the power to carry all the women! 

Nami: Aww, who's a good camel? 

Eyelashes smiled with glee! 

(Y/N): PERVERT CAMEL! 

Luffy: PERVERT CAMEL! 

Usopp: PERVERT CAMEL! 

(Y/N): I save his life, and he has the gall to do this. 

Much later... 

Luffy: ARGH! TIDAL WAVE! LOOK OUT! 

Luffy was acting crazy! 

(Y/N): LUFFY WHAT'S WRONG?! 

Usopp: Crap! I think that cactus he ate did this to him! 

Chopper: This one? 

Chopper pulled out a cactus. 

Chopper: OH NO! CRAZY CACTUS! 

Luffy: I'LL BLOW YOU ALL AWAY! GUM GUM- 

But then Chopper injected him! 

Chopper: GOT HIM! 

(Y/N) and Ruby: Nice job Chopper! 

Yang: Idiot, obviously you're supposed to drink the fluids. 

Yang broke it open and drank the fluids. 

Chopper: WAIT! YANG! 

Yang: 

https://youtu.be/ATq2DXZdlcc

Play from 0:08-end... 

(Y/N): Okay, no more for you. 

Yang: Who lit Chopper on fire? 

Chopper: Oh no. 

Ruby: HEY! Can I get some? 

(Y/N): NO! NO! WAY! 

Much later... 

Yang: WHOA! LOOK AT THE SUN! IT LOOKS LIKE A COOKIE! I WANT IT! 

(Y/N): Oh geez. 

Much much later... 

Usopp: GIANT FROG! 

(Y/N): I GOT IT! 

You beat it up! 

Blake: How much longer until night? 

Even later... 

Yang: Look! A giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND!! 

And at night... 

(Y/N): BRRR! It's cold! 

Vivi: Look! That must be Yuba! 

You all had made it, but- 

Vivi: OH NO! A SANDSTORM! 

Old Man: Travelers? You must be exhausted. 

An old man was digging in the sand. 

Old Man: But please, feel free to stop and take a rest, we're famous for our hospitality. 

(Y/N): Uh, excuse me, Old Man, do you know where the rebels are? We heard they would be here. 

Old Man: WHAT?! YOU WANT TO JOIN THEM TOO?! 

(Y/N): NO! We just want to talk! 

Old Man: (back to digging) They left. 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Old Man: This wasn't the first sandstorm to hit Yuba. Three years ago, the land began to dry and the sands began to blow. The desert is at war with Yuba! And little by little, the oasis is losing ground. When the city ran out of water, the rebels left it. They're now in Katorea. 

Vivi: KATOREA?! That's near Nanohana! 

Yang: OH WHAT THE FUCK?! I DRANK CACTUS JUICE FOR NOTHING?! VIVI, YOU IDIOT! 

(Y/N): HEY YANG! DON'T BLAME VIVI! SHE HAD NO CLUE! 

Yang: Ugh, sorry, it's just that this heat is really- 

Old Man: VIVI?! Are you really Princess Vivi?! YOU'RE ALIVE! OH THANK GOODNESS! 

Vivi: Who are you? 

Old Man: it's me Toto! Don't you recognize me? 

Vivi got up close. 

Vivi: Toto?! 

Toto: Yes, it's me! 

They both began to cry. 

Toto: I still believe in your father. He's a good man! He would never betray his people! You're the only one who can save us! 

11 years ago ... 

A young boy went to Cobra. He was Koza, Toto's son. 

Koza: WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING?! YUBA IS DRIED UP! 

Cobra: Weather is controlled by the Gods. Not even I have power over it. 

Koza: But Dad said you could do anything! 

Cobra: My commands only work on the people. 

Guard: Your majesty! The boy's father is here! 

Toto ran in! 

Toto: Your Majesty, please forgive my son's impudence! It was my fault! If you must punish anyone, let it be me! 

He hit Koza on the head! 

Koza: OW! DAD! 

Cobra: You're Toto, right? 

Toto: Yes. 

Cobra: Teh crown will provide relief for your village during this time of drought. You may remain in Alubarna while you ponder your future! 

Toto: THANK YOU YOUR MAJESTY! YOU'RE SO KIND! 

Koza: YOU! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH! 

Koza ran off! 

Toto: NO! Your Majesty, I- 

Cobra: It's alright Toto, your boy would defy even the king for his people. I think he'll be a fine man. 

Koza ran off until- 

???: Crybaby. 

Vivi appeared. 

Koza: Who the hell are you? 

Vivi: I'm the Princess, and what are you crying about? 

Koza: Like some spoiled brat like you would know. 

Vivi: WHAT?! 

She punched him, and the two got into a fight! 

Vivi appeared all beaten up. 

Cobra: VIVI! MY PRINCESS! 

Igaram: PRINCESS VIVI! IT MUST BE THAT BRT! I'LL KILL HIM! 

Cobra: NO IGARAM DON'T! 

Toto: PLEASE FORGIVE HIM! BUT KILL ME INSTE- 

Cobra: STOP IT! 

Cobra beat Toto and Igaram up. 

Cobra: All it was, was a scuffle between children. 

As time passed on Vivi became good pals with Koza, they would get into fights over and over, and Cobra and Igaram watched on. 

They became part of a group called the Sand Sand Clan! 

Then one day Vivi was attacked by bad guys, and Koza came to her defense! 

He was scarred in the eye, but managed to protect Vivi! 

After what happened, Cobra was touched by the incident and told Toto to build a city in Yuba. 

Present Day... 

Toto: I still have faith in our king! And so do most of his subjects! I stopped them so many times, but it was hopeless. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't take them out of this rebellion! The next battle will decide everything! They're ready to die! Please Princess, you must stop them! 

In Katorea... 

Koza (Vivi's former friend! Leader of the Rebels! Voiced by Yuri Lowenthal!) 

In Yuba... 

Vivi: Don't worry Toto, we'll stop the rebellion. 

Soon enough... 

Usopp: Alright guys, it's been a long day, now let's go on thesebeds and rest up! We'll need our strength! 

Usopp went right to sleep! 

Usopp: Goodnight, you guys. 

You then hit Usopp with a pillow! 

(Y/N): Usopp, I had to carry your sorry ass around! 

Usopp: GRR! Don't compare me to you and everyone else! 

He threw a pillow at you! 

(Y/N): WHY YOU! 

Then he threw a pillow at Chopper! 

Usopp: I think Blue Nose should get the reward for laziest animal! 

Chopper: YOU TRY WALKING IN THE DESERT WITH A FUR COAT! 

Vivi: Uh, Sanji, that's my bed. 

Sanji was in Vivi's bed. 

Sanji: Yeah, I think you should sleep with someone V- 

You then smashed him with a pillow! 

(Y/N): GET OFF HER BED!!! 

Sanji: OKAY THAT DOES IT, YOU BASTARD! 

You and Sanji started fighting as- 

Ruby: PILLOW FIGHT! 

Everyone was throwing pillows at each other as Vivi just laughed! 

Outside... 

Luffy watched Toto. 

Vivi: Old Guy, wher's the water?! How can you live through this? 

Toto: Sure, there's water. Yuba's oasis is still alive! We will never surrender to the sands! I'll dig for as long as it takes! The King entrusted this place to me! 

Luffy: Then I'll help you! 

Luffy started digging! 

Toto: NO! YOU'RE THROWING SAND INTO MY HOLE! 

Luffy: Oops, sorry. 

Much later... 

Luffy kept digging and digging until he passed out. 

Toto: HAHAHAHAH! 

He carried Luffy to where everyone was sleeping. 

Toto: Pleasant dreams. 

Everyone was fast asleep with you and Vivi sleeping together. 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

https://youtu.be/3SPyzPEPGxQ

Weiss: As we go to Katorea, Luffy stops. He says that there's no point in trying to avoid there being death, because it'll still happen anyway. He's got a good point; the only way to truly stop this madness is by defeating Crocodile. Even if we convince Koza, Crocodile won't stop. We head to Rainbase, only to run into Smoker who gives chase, This leads Luffy, Ruby, Blake, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Smoker and I to get stuck inside of a cage made out of Sea Prism Stone. Our only hope is if (Y/N), Yang, and Sanji come up with a plan. Well, let's hope they have a plan! And- BANANA GATORS?! 

Luffy: Next Time: The Trap at Rainbase!/I'm Mr. Prince! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!