Brogy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! 

Brogy began to cry, with his tears shooting out like waterfalls! 

(Y/N): Geez! His tears are massive! 

Luffy: LOOK! A RAINBOW! 

Ruby: WOW! That's so pretty! 

Blake: AGH! It's too loud! 

Vivi: I know how you feel, Blake! 

Brogy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

???: Huh? What's going on? 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Dorry got up. 

Dorry: I must have passed out. 

Brogy: DORRY! YOU'RE ALIVE! BUT HOW?! 

Ruby and Vivi: MR. DORRY!

(Y/N): DORRY! 

Luffy: MR. GIANT! 

Dorry: It must have been the weapons. You see, even the weapons of Elbaph get worn out in a battle between giants that lasts 100 years. 

Weiss: They are still weapons, that doesn't mean they can't age. 

Brogy jumped for joy and hugged Dorry! 

Brogy: GABABABABABABABABA! MY BEST FRIEND IS ALIVE!!! 

Dorry: Brogy, don't hug me so hard, I'm still wounded. GEGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA! 

Zoro: It's no surprise, these weapons haven't been cared for over the last century. 

Yang: Neither have they. 

Brogy: I GIVE YOU MY THANKS, GOD OF ELBAPH! 

(Y/N): I just call it luck. 

Dorry: What are you proud of yourself for knocking me out? 

Brogy: Idiot! That's not what I meant! 

Meanwhile ... with Sanji... 

Sanji: Mr. 0? Isn't he Crocodile the leader of Baroque Works? That means the guy on the other end of this Transponder's Snail is him! 

Crocodile: You've been gone a long time. Have you accomplished your mission, Mr. 3? 

Sanji: Now I get it. This must be that Mr. 3 guy's camp. 

Crocodile: Why do you hesitate? I asked you a question. Have you eliminated Princess Vivi and The Straw Hat Pirates? 

Sanji: Uh ... yeah. Mission accomplished, everyone who knew your secret has been eliminated. We can call off the hunt. 

Crocodile: Good work. The Unluckies should be on their way to Little Garden now to confirm that the job is done and deliver something. 

Sanji: Something? 

Crocodile: The Eternal Pose to Alabasta. I want you to head for Alabasta with Ms. Goldenweek. The time has come to begin the biggest part of our plan. Head to Alabsata, and you await further orders. 

Sanji then noticed Mr. 13 and Ms. Friday appear. 

Sanji: What the?! 

Crocodile: What's wrong? 

Sanji: Nothing! 

Ms. Friday fired bullets from cannons hidden in her wings! 

Sanji: SHIT! 

He dodged and was nearly hit by Mr. 13 who had shells with claws in them! 

Sanji: EAT THIS YOU FOUR-EYED MONKEY! 

He kicked Mr. 13 in the head, knocking I'm out! 

Ms. Friday flew at Sanji and tried to shoot him, but- 

Sanji: NOT A DAMN HIT OUT OF YOU, YOU OVER GROWN CHICKEN! 

He grabbed her head with his legs and snapped it! 

Crocodile: What's going on over there? 

Sanji: Nothing, Boss. Turns out some of the Straw Hats were still alive. 

Crocodile: WHAT?! Didn't you tell me that the mission was accomplished?

Sanji: Yeah, I thought it was but they weren't as dead as I thought. 

Crocodile: So, are you saying you gave me a false report? 

Sanji: You make it sound bad, but I finished them off for good this time. There's no need to send anyone else! 

Crocodile: Right. Regardless, this will be our last conversation. We can't have the Marines catching onto us. Hereafter, you'll receive your orders directly as in the past. That is all. I wish you the best, Mr. 3. 

He hung up. 

At Alabasta... 

Crocodile: Ms. All Sunday? 

Ms. All Sunday: Yes, Boss? 

Crocodile: Send out Mr. 2, and have Mr. 3 disposed of. 

Ms. All Sunday: My, Boss, you're so ruthless. 

Crocodile: Minions are replaceable. Are you talking back to me? 

A hook was pointed at her. 

Ms. All Sunday: No, I'll do as you say. No problem. 

Back at Little Garden... 

Sanji: Wait, is that- 

He saw Mr. 13 drop an Eternal Pose to Alabasta! 

Meanwhile... on a marine ship... 

Marine: CAPTAIN SMOKER! WE INTERCEPTED A TRANSMISSION! 

Smoker: WHAT?! TASHIGI! GET IN HERE! 

Tashigi was admiring a sword. 

Tashigi: This is such beautiful workmanship! The skillful grade sword Kashu! Only on the Grand Line you can find a- 

Smoker: TASHIGI! ARE YOU DEAF, YOU MORON?! 

Tashigi: WHAT?! AGH! SMOKER! I'M COMING! 

Tashigi burst into the room, only for her to fall over! 

Tashigi: AAAAAAAAGH! 

Smoker: Listen carefully. 

Tashigi: What is it? 

Marine: We intercepted this message earlier. 

He held out a wiretapping black Transponder Snail. 

Wiretapping Transponder Snail: Did you ... Princess Vivi and Straw Hats? Yes. 

Tashigi: THE STRAW HATS?! 

Smoker: Yes, the transmission is garbled, but we can make out those key words. Princess Vivi, Strwaw Hats, Mr. 0. 

Tashigi: Is he connected to Mr. 11, the man we captured recently in Renaisse? 

Smoker: I suppose he could be getting orders from some criminal organization. 

???: Mr. 0? That's absurd! 

Mr. 11 (Baroque Works Agent!) 

Smoker: What about the orders in your pocket?! 

Mr. 11: AGH! I'M SURE I BURNED THEM! W-Well ... that is ... 

Smoker: What is? 

Smoker held his weapon to Mr. 11's neck. 

Smoker: START TALKING! 

He blabbed. 

Smoker: Princess Vivi? The Princess of Alabsta? 

Tashigi: I heard Alabasta is in the grip of a rebellion. Do you think a criminal organization and the Straw Hat Pirates are involved? 

Smoker: I don't know, but this is our first clue to finding Straw Hat and his crew. 

Tashigi: Smoker, are you saying that- 

Smoker: Of course. Hey! We need an Eternal Pose! Contact headquarters! 

Marine: Yes Sir, Captain Smoker! 

Smoker: Tashigi, we're going to Alabasta. 

Tashigi: Right. 

Back at Little Garden... 

You guys were resting and chatting with the giants. 

Brogy: GABABABABABABA! Thank you so much little ones! You saved us! 

(Y/N): Well, anything for fellow warriors. 

Dorry: GEGYAGYAGYAGYA! Well said! I forgot that there was a price on our heads! 

Ruby: Well, you guys have been focused on fighting for 100 years. Even before we were born! 

Vivi: They ... came because of me. I'm sorry to get you involved in- 

(Y/N): VIVI! 

Vivi: What? 

(Y/N): We don't blame you! No one blames you! You shouldn't go around and blame yourself just because Crocodile and his men want you dead! 

Nami: Yeah, we're still here and kicking. 

Blake: We're going to get you home. 

Yang: That's a promise. 

Luffy: Want a rice cracker? 

Weiss: Where did you get that?! 

Usopp and Karoo were eating some too. 

Weiss: I'm not going to ask. 

Vivi blushed and smiled. 

(Y/N): That's more like it. 

You sat down as Vivi sat next to you. 

Vivi: Thank you again, I don't know why, but whenever I'm with you ... I feel ... at ease. 

(Y/N): (blushing) Uh ... 

Yang: Hey, when are you guys going to kiss? 

Ruby: They're so cute! 

(Y/N) and Vivi: WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT?! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!! 

Yang: Totally in love. 

Karoo: Quack! 

Vivi: YOU TOO KAROO?! 

Ruby: Well, do you two think you can help out with the Log Pose? 

Dorry: Are you kidding? We may be strong, but we can't control a log pose. 

Sanji: RUBY! WEISS! BLAKE! NAMI! YANG! VIVI! MY LOVES!!! 

Sanji appeared! YOU'RE ALL SAFE! 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

You ran over and punched Sanji! 

(Y/N): WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU, SANJI?! 

Sanji: YOU BASTARD! I COME ALL THE WAY HERE AND YOU PUNCH ME?! 

(Y/N): YEAH YOU SHIT COOK! WE WERE IN DANGER! 

Sanji: WHY YOU DIRTY LITTLE- 

(Y/N): CURLY EYEBROWED- 

Sanji: WOMAN STEALING ASSHOLE!!

(Y/N): PERVERTED SIMP! 

You both were about to fight, until Vivi stopped you both! 

Vivi: GUYS! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO FIGHT! 

(Y/N): Right, sorry, Vivi. 

Sanji: My apologies, my Love. 

(Y/N): STOP FLIRTING WITH HER! 

Dorry: Who is he? 

(Y/N): Hes our friend, Sanji. He's a perverted jerk, but he's also a good guy. 

Sanji: HEY! ARE YOU MR. 3? 

Nami: You know about Mr. 3, Sanji? 

Sanji: (heart eyes) WOW! NAMI YOU'RE SO BOLD!!! 

One explanation later... 

Everyone: YOU TALKED TO CROCODILE?! 

Sanji: Yeah, he thought I was Mr. 3. 

Ruby: And you told him we were dead? 

Sanji: That's the gist of it. 

Usopp: YES! BAROQUE WORKS IS OFF OUR TRAIL! 

Weiss: But how do we get off this island? 

Usopp collapsed with tears in his eyes. 

Usopp: (crying) I DON'T KNOW!!! 

Sanji: Actually, I have this. 

Sanji brought out the Eternal Pose. 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Zoro: Looks like you finally did some good. 

(Y/N): YES! HAHAHAHA! 

You gave Sanji a pat on the back! 

(Y/N): Sanji, I take back all the things I did to you. 

Sanji: Whatever. 

Ruby and Vivi: SANJI! 

They hugged him. 

Sanji: Oh it was nothing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Luffy: OKAY! LET'S PARTY! 

Nami: I don't think so Luffy, there's no time to waste. 

Sanji: Hey, before that, Mosshead, you haven't forgotten about our hunting challenge? 

Zoro: Please, I bagged a huge rhino. 

(Y/N): Well, we got to go! It's been fun Dorry and BrogY! 

Brogy: You seem to be in a rush. 

(Y/N): Yeah, Vivi's kingdom is in trouble and we got to get going! 

Luffy: Just don't try to kill each other! 

Blake: Take care, Warriors of Elbaph. Oh, and, Usopp. 

Usopp: MASTER DORRY! MASTER BROGY! ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL GO TO ELBAPH!! 

As you all leave, Dorry and Brogy come to a realization. 

Brogy: Our new friends are about to set sail on the Eastern Sea! 

Dorry: Aye, we can't let them go by themselves with that monster out there. 

Brogy: Dorry, how is your wound? 

Dorry: It won't kill me. My Axe and your sword have had good lives. Any regrets? 

Brogy: Of course! This axe has been my partner in battle for over a 100 years but if it's to help those people, it's well worth it! 

Back at the Merry... 

Zoro and Sanji brought back the Triceratops and T Rex. 

Sanji: OBVIOUSLY MY LIZARD WINS! 

Zoro: ARE YOU BLIND?! MY RHINO IS BIGGER! 

(Y/N): IDIOTS! THEY BOTH LOOK FINE TO EAT! CUT THEM UP AND LOAD THEM! 

Zoro and Sanji: YOU BUTT OUT OF THIS (Y/N)!!! 

You beat them both up! 

(Y/N): How about now? 

Zoro and Sanji: Fine. 

(Y/N): There, even idiots like you can learn. 

Luffy: Hey, can't we get any more meat? 

Weiss: If you want to sink into the water. 

Nami: Okay, are we ready to head off? 

Ruby: You bet, Nami! Zoro, Sanji, are you two ready? 

Sanji: Of course, Ruby my Love! 

(Y/N): Don't you worry Vivi, we're going to Alabasta soon. Now, how's that outfit I picked out for you? 

Vivi had changed her clothes again due to the damage from the flames. 

Vivi: I love it! 

(Y/N): (blushing) So cute! Great. OKAY, L- DORRY?! BROGY?! 

The two giants stood near. 

Brogy: There's one big reason you little ones can't get- 

Dorry: To the next island. 

Nami: What? 

Luffy: What are you talking about? 

Dorry: You risked your lives to defend us. 

Brogy: Now- 

Dorry: WE WILL ALLOW NO ENEMY TO TRAMPLE ON OUR FRIENDS! 

Brogy: HAVE FAITH IN US, AND SAIL STRAIGHT AHEAD NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, KEEP SAILING! 

(Y/N): What do you mean by- 

Ruby: UP AHEAD! 

Something was moving in the water! 

Dorry: There it is! The Island Eater! 

Brogy: You will give way! The Honor of Elbaph is at stake!!! 

Out came a giant fish! 

Yang: BIG FISH! THAT'S A BIG FISH! 

Blake: (with mouth-watering) That looks so good.

Nami: BLAKE! STOP THINKING ABOUT FISH! WE NEED TO TURN THE FISH! 

Usopp: Hey, Luffy, we sail straight right? 

Luffy: YEAH! 

The fish opened its mouth as it was ready to swallow! 

Dorry: Island Eater, you overgrown Goldfish! 

Brogy: It's not just that he's huge, that monster eats whole islands! ANd his poop is colossal! 

Dorry: GEGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA! Remember when we landed on it thinking we made landfall? 

Brogy: Who could forge that? Watching this takes me back to the good old days! 

The two raised their weapons! 

Dorry: The only thing we cannot pierce is the blood-stained snake! 

Brogy: BEHOLD, THE GREAT SPEAR PASSED DOWN BY THE WARRIORS OF ELBPAH! 

They swung their weapons and- 

Dorry and Brogy: CONQUEROR NATION: HAKOKU!!! 

You all were sent flying out! 

(Y/N): WHOA! 

Weiss: We're flying! 

Luffy: SO HUGE! 

Usopp: THEY BUSTED A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH! THIS IS THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS OF ELBAPH! 

Both Dorry and Brogy's weapons broke! 

Dorry and Brogy: MAY GOOD FORTUNE ACCOMPANY YOU! GEGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA!/GABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA! 

Soon enough... 

Usopp: One of these days, I'll go to Elbpah! 

Ruby: I can't wait to see that! 

(Y/N): Who knows how amazing it will be? HUH?! Nami? 

Nami slumped against the mast. 

Nami: I'm fine (Y/N), I just ... need to rest. Hey Vivi, can you keep an eye on the Log Pose? 

Weis: Next stop Alabsata. You're going home, Vivi. 

Vivi: Yes, to save my kingdom. 

Igaram's words rang throughout Vivi's head. 

Igaram's Words: You're the only one Princess. Your father is powerless now. The people must hear the truth from your lips. You must live! Whatever sacrifices must be made, even if you must betray others, you must live! Princess Vivi, do yo have the resolve to stay alive? 

Vivi: I'm going to live and get to Alabasta. 

(Y/N): You don't need to worry about that Vivi. 

Vivi: Yes, we're together. 

Sanji: For the lovely lady, I have some Petit Four, with a choice of coffee or tea. 

Vivi: Sanji, uh, we're kind of taking. 

(Y/N): Yeah, butt out, Curly Brows. 

Sanji: WHY Y- You're lucky that you're in Vivi's presence right now. 

(Y/N): Like you could beat me. 

Vivi: Sanji, can't you just give him some? 

Sanji: Right, of course. 

Luffy and Usopp looked at the food. 

Sanji: Yours is in the kitchen. 

Luffy and Usopp: YES! 

Yang then noticed Zoro moving a massive weight around. 

Yang: What's that? 

Zoro: My training! 

Yang: Why? 

Zoro: SO I CAN SHATTER STEEL! 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Everyone: WHAT?! 

Nami passed out. 

(Y/N): NAMI HAS A FEVER! 

Soon... 

You all set up Nami in the ship's bedroom so she could rest. 

Ruby: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! 

Blake: She was fine before, and now she's sick already? 

Sanji: (crying) IS NAMI GOING TO DIE?! 

Yang: Hey Vivi, you're from the Grand Line, do you know anything about this? 

Vivi: It's probably the climate, one of the dangers you encounter upon getting into the Grand Line. The sickness is caused by the extreme weather. Even the most notorious pirates can suddenly get sick and die. 

(Y/N): So even a little cold can kill you if you're note careful? 

Vivi: Yes. Does anyone here know about medicine? 

(Y/N): Not really. 

Luffy: Hey, Sanji, maybe she just needs some meat! 

Sanji: Well, I'll cook up something she can eat. That's basic care you'd give any sick person. 

(Y/N): Says the guy who smokes 24/7. I'm surprised you talk fine. 

Sanji: OH SHUT UP! Up to now, I've taken extra care in the preparation of the ladies' meals. I've made sure they were well-balanced and had both meat and vegetables. If something was going bad, I would fed it to you guys. 

(Y/N) and Usopp: WHAT?! 

Luffy: I think they tasted pretty good! 

Blake: Of course, you would think that. 

(Y/N): Well, we can trust Sanji with basic nutrition. But, I don't think food can help Nami right now. 

Vivi: AGH! 

(Y/N): What is it, Vivi? 

Vivi: Nami's temperature is 40 degrees Celsius! 

Ruby: IT'S GETTING WORSE?! 

Usopp: Oh come on,  there's got to be a doctor in Alabasta, right? How much farther is I,t Vivi? 

Vivi: It'll take us at least a week! 

Luffy: Does it hurt to be sick? 

Usopp and Sanji: We've never been sick. 

(Y/N), Team RWBY, and Vivi: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SICK?! 

(Y/N): OF COURSE IT HURTS MORONS! 

Weiss: A FEVER OF 40 IS LIFE-THREATENING! 

Luffy, Usopp, and Sanji: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

Luffy: NAMi'S GOING TO DIE!?! 

Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Karoo: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! 

Sanji: (crying) NAMI, PLEASE DON'T DIE! 

(Y/N), Weiss, and Vivi: OH WOULD YOU ALL STOP IT!!! 

Luffy: We need to find a doctor fast! 

Nami was getting up. 

Nami: It's ... no good. 

(Y/N): Nami! 

Luffy: Hey! She's better alr- 

Weiss, Blake, and Usopp hit Luffy! 

Weiss, Blake, and Usopp: Don't be stupid! 

Nami: There's a newspaper in my desk. 

You ran to get it. 

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT! 

Vivi: What is it? 

(Y/N): 300,000 soldiers have defetected from the Alabasta Royal Army and joined the rebels! 

Vivi: WHAT?! The Royal Army used to have 600,000 men and the Rebel Army had 400,000! This changes everything! 

Nami: Now the violence in Alabsta will intensify. That newspaper was from three days ago. I'm sorry. I thought that if you saw that, it wouldn't make the ship go faster. That's why I hid it. I didn't want to worry any of you. 

Ruby: Nami. 

Yang: You moron. 

(Y/N): Nami, don't worry, we need to get you to a doctor! 

Nami: I'm fine. 

She was getting out of bed. 

Nami: It must be broken. It's probably a sunstroke. I don't need a doctor. We just need to stick to the plan and go for Alabsta. But thanks for worry about me. 

She went outside. 

Luffy: Is she really better? 

(Y/N): She's just putting up a front, moron. 

You then saw Vivi crying. 

Vivi: I have to prevent all of this from happening or else Crocodile will take over! I don't just have to get home alive, but as soon as possible! I have to get home, or a million of my people will kill each other in a pointless war! 

Luffy: A MILLION PEOPLE?! 

Sanji: Vivi, you have a heavy wiehgt on your shoulders. 

Outside... 

Nami: What are you looking at Zoro? 

Zoro: What? The ship's going straight ahead. 

Nami: You have to look at the Log Pose! 

Zoro: I don't need to, I jut follow that big cloud over there. 

Nami: Idiot! Don't you know that clouds move and change shape?! AGh, my head. 

Zoro: Just go to sleep! 

Nami: I wish I could, but I can't. Call the others out! 

Zoro: HEY YOU GUYS! GET OUT HERE! We're going to make a turn to the south! 

(Y/N): Okay! Hoist the sails and catch the wind to port!! 

Usopp and Yang: RIGHT! 

Sanji: Nami, what's going on? 

Nami: the wind. There's a big wind blowing up ahead. I think. 

Luffy then checked Nami's head. 

Luffy: OUCH! YOU'RE REALLY HOT! YOU NEED A DOCTOR! 

Nami: I'M FINE! STOP ACTING STUPID AND PULL A ROPE! 

Weiss: STOP IT! YOU'RE GOING TO GET WORSE! 

Nami: I SAID I'M FINE! Just turn the ship! 

Vivi then appeared. 

Vivi: Everyone! I know this is selfish of me, after all you've done, but my country is in grave peril, and I've got to get back right away! So I want you to sail this ship at maximum speed and get to Alabasta! 

(Y/N): Vivi. OKAY! YOU HEARD HER! LET'S LOOK FOR AN ISLAND WITH A DOCTOR ON IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! WE NEED TO GET NAMI WELL SO WE CAN GET TO ALABSTA FASTER! 

Luffy: HAHAHAHAHA! Of course, this ship can't go any faster than that! 

Ruby: Vivi's right, if we want to save Albasta as fast as we can, we need Nami at her full capacity! 

Zoro: You know Vivi, I like you, you got a big heart. 

Sanji: Heh, that's our little princess. 

(Y/N): Vivi. 

You hugged her. 

(Y/N): You're so brave. 

Vivi blushed hard and smiled. 

Vivi: Thank you. 

Ruby: OH SHOOT! CYCLONE! THAT'S WHAT NAMIE WAS TALKING ABOUT! HEAD SOUTH! 

The next day... 

It was getting much colder as you all were now wearing winter attire. 

Luffy: HEY! See any doctors yet? 

Usopp: Luffy, you can't be serious. 

Ruby: Uh ... guys. Is it just me, or is someone standing on the water? 

(Y/N): Ruby, what are you talking about? That's just cra- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE IS SOMEONE STANDING THERE! 

Weiss: WHAT?! 

Everyone just stared in shock. 

???: Hello, it sure is cold today. 

(Y/N): Yeah. 

Luffy: It sure is. 

Usopp: It's cold, alright. 

You all had looks of shock! 

???: INCREASE BUOYANCY! 

Suddenly, a ship came out of the water! 

Luffy: IS THAT WATERMELON?! 

Inside the ship... 

Vivi: WHAT'S GOING ON?! 

Sanji: It looks like the ship is moving! 

Outside... 

???: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

The ship changed shape! 

???: Were you surprised by Bliking my giant Submersible Attack Ship? 

(Y/N): MORE PIRATES?! 

Sanji: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?! 

Blake: We're under attack! 

You guys were surrounded by pirates in winter attire. 

Sanji: (lighting his cigarette) I thought ti was something like that. 

A fat man who was eating meat off a sword appeared. 

Fat Man: Hmm ... it can't be just you people. 

Wapol (Also known as Tin-Plate Wapol, he is the Captain of the Bliking Pirates! He ate the Munch Munch Fruit, which lets him eat anything!) 

Wapol chomped down the entire sword he held! 

(Y/N): HE ATE THAT SWORD?! 

Ruby: BLEGH! That's got to hurt his gums! 

Wapol: Okay, which one of you knows where Drum Kingdom is? Do you have a Log Pose on you? 

He shoved the hilt down his mouth. 

(Y/N): We've never heard of this "Drum Kingdom" 

Luffy: YEAH! PISS OFF! 

Wapol: It's not good to rush through life. If you don't have either of those items, we'll take your trasure and ship! 

He then bit into the ship! 

Weiss: AGH! STOP MESSING WITH THE MERRY! HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?! 

Wapol munched the wood down. 

Wapol: DELICIOUS! 

(Y/N): ENOUGH! 

Bliking Pirate: STOP! LORD WAPOL IS EATING! 

You punched him in the face! 

(Y/N): SCREW YOUR CAPTAIN! GUYS! 

Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji got ready! 

Zoro: About time you called it out! 

Yang: LET'S FUCK THEM UP! 

???: Hey Chess. 

Chess: Yes, Kuromarimo? 

Chess and Kuromarimo (The Right Hand Men of Wapol! Commanders of the Bliking Pirates!) 

Chess: They're such fools. 

Kuromarimo: Yeah, they're just rushing to their deaths. 

You guys were beating the shit out of Wapol's men as Usopp went to hide! 

Weiss: USOPP! COME AND HELP! ICE MAKE: SWORD! NITTORYU: TOWER CLIMB! 

Bliking Pirate: What? 

Weiss: I've been watching Zoro fight, and thought to copy some moves! 

Blake: NITTORYU: SILVER WOLF STREAMS! 

Weiss and Blake were using two sword style techniques as Blake created a shadow sword! 

Sanji: RECEPTION! 

Sanji kicked a Bliking Pirate upside the head! 

Sanji: They're not so tough! 

Wapol just kept eating the ship! 

(Y/N): STOP EATING THE DAMN SHIP! 

Bliking Pirate: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE GREAT LORD WAPOL?! HE'LL DEVOUR YOU WITH THE POWER OF THE MUNCH MUNCH FRUIT! 

(Y/N): WHAT?! 

Wapol: GOT YOU! 

He tried to eat you! 

(YN): HEY! 

Wapol: HEY! NO NEED TO BE SHY! LET ME GOBBLE YOU! 

(Y/N): FIRE DRAGON ROAR!! 

He ate it! 

Wapol: BLEGH! Spicy! 

(Y/N): YOU FATASS! 

Vivi: Hey, what's going- HUH?! 

She saw Wapol and- 

Luffy: GET LOST! GUM GUM BAZOOKA! 

Luffy sent Wapol flying! 

Wapol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

The pirates were all shocked! 

Chess and Kuromarimo: L-Lord Wapol? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Chess: OUR GREAT CAPTAIN WAS LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR! 

Kuromarimo: THIS IS BAD! HE CAN'T SWIM! 

Ruby: SERVES YOU JERKS RIGHT! 

Chess: THIS IS FAR FROM OVER! WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! 

Kuromarimo: WE'LL BE BACK!!! 

The Bliking Pirates then sailed off! 

(Y/N): Ugh, idiots. 

Sanji: Yeah, they're nothing to worry about. 

Weiss: Just ignore them. 

Ruby: Yang, Usopp? 

Yang and Usopp: Yeah, yeah. 

They started getting to repairs. 

(Y/N): I swear the weather has been unusually stable. 

Vivi: It's a sign that there's land nearby. We should be approaching a winter island. 

Blake: What do you mean, Vivi? 

Vivi: Climatically, the islands of the Grand Line can be divided up into four types: summer islands, spring islands, autumn islands, and winter islands. In other words, when you sail the Grand Line, at the very least, you will have to endure 16 seasons, beginning with Summer on Summer Island and ending with winter on Winter Island. Of course there ar exceptions to this, as well as unknown weather patterns. 

(Y/N): Right, that makes sense. 

Ruby: THERE! I SEE IT! 

She pointed to a winter island in the distance! 

Luffy: YES! NAMI WILL BE CURED! 

Luffy: WOW! THIS IS AMAZING! 

(Y/N): Look at all this snow. 

Ruby: YOU CAN MAKE SO MANY SNOW ANGELS AND SNOWMEN HERE! 

Blake: Luffy, aren't you cold? 

Luffy: What? OH IT'S COLD! 

(Y/N), Weiss, Usopp, and Sanji: YOU JUST NOTICED?! 

Luffy quickly got a coat... 

(Y/N): Alright, Luffy and I are going to go and find Nami a doctor! Who wants to come? 

Sanji: ME! 

(Y/N): Aside from Sanji? 

Ruby: Count me in! 

Weiss: I've lived in cold weather so I can handle this too! 

???: HEY! STOP PIRATES! 

A bunch of people came out. 

Leader: Turn your vessel around and leave now! 

Dalton (Leader of Drum Island!) 

(Y/N): Wait! We don't want to fight! 

Ruby: We have someone sick on board! 

Citizen: HA! Like we'd believe you pirates! This is our country and we won't let pirates set foot! Raise your anchor and go! 

Yang; Hey, look we just want to- AGH! 

One fired at Yang! 

Sanji: BASTARD! 

(Y/N): SANJI! 

Sanji: YEAH! 

You both charged! 

Vivi: NO! (Y/N)! SANJI! STOP! 

Vivi was then shot! 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I'LL KILL YOU FUCKERS! 

You charged at them! 

Vivi: NO! (Y/N)! I'M FINE! 

(Y/N): EVERYONE! GET READY! 

Straw Hats: YEAH! 

Everyone got ready to fight! 

Vivi: NO! PLEASE! WE NEED A DOCTOR! PLEASE! 

Vivi got up. 

(Y/N): Vivi, I- 

Vivi: (Y/N), impulsiveness doesn't solve anything! If you get us all killed, what will happen to Nami? 

(Y/N): I- 

Luffy: She's right, Vivi, we're sorry. 

(Y/N): But Luffy- 

Luffy bowed. 

Luffy: Please! Help our friend! 

You realized your mistake and bowed. 

(Y/N): Please! I know you guys probably don't like pirates, but someone is going to die if you don't do something! Do you want to live your lives knowing that you failed to help someone! YOU LET AN INNOCENT WOMAN DIE?! 

Dalton: He's right. We would be no better than pirates if we let someone innocent die. Come along with us. But there's only one doctor left, Dr. Kureha. And she's a witch. 

Soon... 

You all began to follow Dalton ... well except for Zoro. 

(Y/N): So, what is this place? 

Dalton: It has no name. 

Yang: No Name Island, I see. 

Ruby: Yang, that's not funny. 

Yang: Hey, got to lighten the mood. 

You were carrying Nami. 

(Y/N): Don't worry Nami, we'll find help so- 

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On the Merry.. 

Zoro: OKAY! TIME TO START TRAINING! I'm sick of taking it easy! 

He took off his shirt and boots. 

Zoro: I'm going for a swim! 

Karoo: QUACK?! 

At the Snow Village Bighorn... 

Dalton: This is our village. 

Luffy: WOW! LOOK AT THESE ANIMALS! 

Weiss: What you never seen reindeer or caribou before? 

(Y/N): Don't worry Nami, you're going to be fine. 

Dalton: Thank you everyone, except for those on guard duty, you can all go back to work. 

Citizen: Dalton, aren't they pirates. 

Dalton: They may be, but they're good people. 

(Y/N): Dalton, is your name? 

Dalton: That's right. Come to my house. 

Soon... 

Ruby: Dalton, you must have a steady reputation! You kept this island safe! 

Dalton: Yes, I'm sorry if we were hostile. A lot of bad things have happened on Drum Island. Believe me, we all have guilt for some reasons. 

Blake: Who is this Dr. Kureha? 

Dalton: Do you see the mountains outside? 

(Y/N): Yeah, they- 

Luffy: HEY LOOK! A SUPER SNOW-MAN! 

Usopp: IT'S THE SNOW MONSTER, WHITEZILLA! 

Ruby: WOW! NICE! 

(Y/N) and Sanji: YOU BOTH ARE GOING TO GET IT! 

Weiss: (facepalm) Idiots. 

Dalton: They are the Drum Rockies. There's a castle up there with no King. 

(Y/N): No King? 

Dalton: Yes, that's where Dr. Kureha lives. We call her the Witch. 

Yang: Why would some old hag want to live way up there? Can't we call her? 

Dalton: I would like to, but there's no way to contact her. 

Sanji: SHE CALLS HERSELF A DOCTOR!? WHAT KIND OF WOMAN IS SHE?! 

Dalton: She's nearly 140 years old. 

Yang: SHE'S A FUCKING GRANNY! 

Blake: What else is there about her? 

Dalton: She's ... eccentric, but she's a good doctor. She usually comes down the mountain whenever she feels like it. Then she treats the patients, takes whatever she wants in compensation and goes back. 

Usopp: She sounds nasty. 

Ruby: And rude. 

Vivi: How does she get down? 

Dalton: I've heard that on a moonlit night, she rides a sleigh through the sky and comes down the mountain. That's why they call her the witch. She also is accompanied by a monster. 

(Y/N): Monster? 

Usopp: SHE HAS A PET ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN?! OH NO! A WITCH AND A YETI?! I'M NOT GOING UP THERE! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! 

Weiss: You coward! Nami needs us and you're going to chicken out? 

Usopp: I'M SORRY WEISS, BUT I CHOOSE LIFE! 

(Y/N): Nami. 

Nami: Yeah, (Y/N)? 

(Y/N): There's a big mountain up there, and the only doctor lives up there. Do you think you can last a bit longer? 

Ruby: (Y/N)! 

Vivi: (Y/N), that's risky! 

(Y/N): What other choice do we have? 

Nami: I'm counting on you ... guys. 

(Y/N): Thanks. Who's coming? 

Luffy: ME! 

Ruby: ME! 

Weiss: ME! 

Sanji: AND ME! 

You put Nami's coat on, and she climbed onto your back! 

(Y/N): LET'S GO! 

Dalton: WAIT! 

(Y/N): What's up Dalton? 

Dalton: If you're serious about this, I won't stop you, but you should start from the other side, the Laphans are there. If you encounter them, it's certain death. 

(Y/N): We can do this! 

Luffy: YEAH! 

Ruby: We've survived a lot! 

Sanji: (Y/N)! LISTEN TO ME! IF NAMI DIES, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! 

(Y/N): Yeah, not if I do it to you first you pervy simp cook! 

Weiss: JUST FOCUS! 

The five of you rushed up, with you carrying Nami. 

Blake: I hope they'll be okay. 

Yang: It's fine, they can handle it. 

Dalton: Aren't you going to come in? 

Vivi: I think we want to stay outside a while. 

Blake: This is nothing to us. Right Usopp? 

Usopp: (shivering) Y-Yeah. I'm ... Captain Usopp. 

Dalton: Alright, so will I. 

He sat down. 

Yang: Hey, you're a cooler guy than I thought, Dalton! So, what happened to the doctors? 

Dalton: We had a lot of them, but circumstances caused them to leave. Only a few months, ago, pirates brought our kingdom to ruin. 

Blake: How many were there? 

Dalton: Five of them. Their leader was a man named Blackbeard. 

Blake: Blackbeard? 

Dalton: Yes, he had darkness surrounding him, and a very menacing laugh. That man is a monster. 

Yang: FIVE PIRATES?! 

Dalton: Yes, one was massively strong, another had the eye of a god, another looked sick, but deadly, and the last one was villainously sadistic. 

Blake: ... How ... wretched. 

Dalton: But, because of that, our King left. It was a blessing. 

Vivi: YOUR KING?! WHY?! 

Dalton: Our King was named Wapol, and he was the worst king ever! 

Yang: WAPOL?! 

Blake: THAT FAT MAN?! 

Vivi: OH NO! I REMEMBER HIM NOW! 

Dalton: You know who Wapol is? 

Blake: He attacked us on the way here. 

Yang: But I thought he was some pirate! 

Dalton: That was a cover up. Wapol is scouring the seas to return here. 

Vivi: But they drove Blackbeard and his crew off right? 

Dalton: No, Wapol and his army fled! The minute that they saw what Blackbeard and his crew could do, they abandoned us and fled like rats from a sinking ship! 

Blake: That mon- 

Vivi: HOW COULD A KING DO SUCH A THING?! 

Everyone: Vivi? 

Vivi: It's despicable for a King to abandon his people! 

Dalton: I know, the island belongs to us, the people. The towns and villages have recovered since he left! Until we're able to rebuild the country, we will make this a peaceful nation! 

TO BE CONTINUED... 

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Weiss: We're climbing up the Drum Rockies to see Dr. Kureha, but it's not going to be easy! Those Laphans that Dalton warned us about are on the attack! And Wapol shows up too! As we are injured, Luffy carries us to the castle! Dr. Kureha treats us, but she also has her monster who- AWWWW! HE'S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE REINDEER! His name is Tony Tony Chopper, and he was looked after by Dr. Hiriluk, Dr. Kureha's oldest friend! Apparently he ate a Devil Fruit called the Human Human Fruit, and gained the ability to walk and talk! The old doctor then sits down and tells us the entire story of Chopper. 

Luffy: On the next chapter! The Talking Reindeer Doctor!/Tony Tony Chopper! I'M GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!