Plack Beach!/Broque Monsieur!


Bowser and his minions soon arrived on Plack Beach! 

https://youtu.be/9yUIHFySGA8

Cinder: Ah, the beach. 

Bowser: Cinder, stop fantasizing! My castle is in danger! 

Cinder: Right. 

Emerald: I feel you Cinder. Right now, it would be nice to take a break. 

Neo: "Yeah, enjoying the sand and-" 

Roman: AHEM! 

Neo: "R-Right." 

They continue their way across the beach to find-

???: Allo! 

https://youtu.be/h1HXQe44bh4

They hear a voice. 

???: Allo? Over here, Monsieurs and Madames! 

A block person called out to them from an island far away! 

Block Person: Elp me I need help! Elp-moi! 

Roman: I think he's talking to us. 

Bowser: Hey! What language are you speaking? 

Mercury: And not that we care, but why are you all the way over there? 

Block Person: Ah, bonjour! Why are- Non, I am too rude. I am Broque Monsieur! I ask zat you look upon zis! I was cleaning my block collection, but ... disaster it struck moi! Zee beach to zee beach! It feel into zee water! 

He pointed to the destroyed bridge. 

Broque Monsieur: Please monsieurs and madames, you must help moi! Do unto others as they would them do to you, non? Suerely you 'ave zis credo, oui? 

Villains: 

https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0

Mercury: We got more important things to worry about. 

Roman: Yeah, we don't have time to do ... charity work. 

Cinder: Which we never plan to do anyway! 

Bowser: Have fun being by yourself, Monsieur Blockhead! 

They all begin to walk off. 

Broque Monsieur: STOP! MONSIEURS AND MADAMES!! WAIT! 

Cinder: Would you knock it off! 

Emerald: Can you give us a reason why we should help you? 

Broque Monsiuer: How shall I say zis? You have much to gain! 

Bowser: Go on. 

Broque Monsieur: Ah! Your interest, it piques? Zis is wonderful! Manifique! Look upon zis! 

He pulled out a medicine which had sucking on it. 

Broque Monsieur: I will give you this glorious thing! Zis medicine, it cries for your belly! It is born for you! 

Bowser: Huh? It's jut medicine! 

Broque Monsieur: AH! Your tongue, bite upon it! Zis medicine is magnifique! Do not utter one ill word to zis! You will know it once you eat it! 

Bowser: Okay, what do we do? 

Broque Monsieur: Ah, merci! You are a gentleman, apres all! You see zis rope on the beach? All you have to do is pull on it to move the island! 

Cinder: That's all? 

Neo: "Lord Bowser can do that in his sleep." 

Bowser: HA! Yeah! That's just Tuesday! 

Bowser grabbed the rope and began to give a tug on it! 

Back inside his body... 

(Y/N): Sounds like something is coming from the arm! Let's go check it out! 

Blake: We're not seriously going to help Bowser with this are we? 

(Y/N): If we want to get a move on, we should. 

Pyrrha: I agree. Even if Bowser is our enemy, Fawful is the bigger threat. 

With that... 

Starlow: This must be Bowser's muscle. And there's a cannon here? 

Nora: I'll hit it! 

Nora did so, releasing a spark, which she hit at the muscle! 

(Y/N): HEY! NORA! You're on to something! 

Nora: I am? 

Starlow: Yeah! Hit more of those sparks, and Bowser should get a move on! 

Everyone began to do so, until- 

Bowser pulled the island to the land! 

Back outside of Bowser... 

Bowser: OH YEAH! FEEL IT! 

Emerald: It's amazing what he can do when it doesn't come to kidnapping Peach. 

Cinder: Uh ... Lord Bowser, I think the Blockhead might have- 

Broque Monsieur: Zee world it appears to be upside down! I- 

Bowser: JUST GIVE THE MEDICINE ALREADY! 

Broque Monsieur: Pour vous! 

He hands it to Bowser, who downs it, and- 

Bowser: HA! YES! I FEEL INCREDIBLE! 

He then sees a block and sucks it into him! 

Bowser: YEAH! 

Roman: It seems that medicine gets your sucking powers under control. Inhaling type of suck, I mean. You don't suck my Lord. 

Bowser: I got that. 

Broque Monsieur: My deed is done. Au revoir Monsieurs and Madame, may we meet again! 

He then takes off. 

Neo: "Well, at least he wasn't Fawful." 

They all continue until they come face to face with a statue. 

Bowser: What's this thing? It's some sort of statue. 

Emerald: I think I read about this before. It's the Sea Pipe Statue. 

Bowser: Okay, get talking Emerald, what is it? 

Emerald: A statue that honors the hero of the sea.

Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's super ugly! HA! 

He begins to punch it! 

Emerald: LORD BOWSER! STOP!! 

Bowser does so, but the statue then begins to move, and come to life! 

Emerald: Uh ... that wasn't in the story. 

Cinder: What is going on now? 

???: I HAVE FURY! 

A little saucer containing Fawful's voice appeared! 

https://youtu.be/yvj0uNNeIrg

Fawful: It is I who added nuts to the statue! 

Roman: Thought so. 

Fawful: I HAVE CHORLTES! Your plan that I laugh at now requires me for more laughing! You wish to get back to your castle? You will not be getting there! 

Bowser: YES, I WILL! TAKE US THERE NOW! 

Fawful: You have the impatience; you must stop and smell the sprinkles in life. I say no to your rushing! Time instead for some playing with a Fawfulized statue! 

The saucer flies off. 

Mercury: How does he even come up with most of these sayings?

Neo: "Because he's a weirdo." 

Cinder: Looks like we'll have to deal with this statue then. 

The statue begins to attack, though Bowser punched it, knocking the Blooper on the top off, and then the pipes blasted water as Neo got the idea of stuffing rocks into the pipes to stop it, then the Blooper Head charged, only for Mercury to kick it into the statue over and over again! 

Before they knew it, the statue stopped. 

Emerald: Wait. 

She then put the Blooper head back on top. 

Emerald: There. Much better. 

Bowser: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that all you got, Fawful?! 

Suddenly the paths were blocked, and water came out of the statue! 

Bowser: Hmmm ... you know I'm actually thirsty. 

Minions: MY LORD! WAIT!/"Does he ever stop to think?"

Bowser began to drink some water as deep back in his body you all went to check it out. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... it looks like this area is filled with water now. 

Nia: Blegh, this is drenching. 

Blake: Agreed, Nia. 

Weiss: Oh drop it you too. 

You all swam to a new location, only for Bowser to stop. 

Bowser: I think I drank too much. 

Cinder: No duh! 

The water disappeared. 

Pyra: It seems that it comes and goes if Bowser drinks. 

Mythra: So, we just need to make him thirsty, then? 

Nora: Ooh! Sounds like fun! 

Velvet: Geez, you two can be sinister when you want to be. 

Starlow: Hang on. Maybe we can find Princess Peach this way. HEY! 

Bowser: Huh? 

Starlow: Can you drink some more for me! 

Bowser: WHAT?! NO! 

Roman: He's doing it again. 

Neo did a motion that made it look like Bowser was going crazy. 

Starlow: Uh ... your body is filled with filth and crust! Some water can wash it off! 

Bowser: WHAT?! REALLY?! You think you can fix me up? 

Starlow: Yeah! 

Bowser: You'll get my fire back? 

Starlow: That's right! 

Bowser: YOU'LL MAKE ME STRONGER THAN (Y/N)!?

Starlow: Totally! (whispering) Or not. 

Bowser: GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's a deal! If you mean it, I'll drink as much as you want! 

He then goes back to drinking. 

Minions: We're doomed./"It was nice knowing you guys."

Luckily for the good guys, they now had a new section of Bowser's body to explore! 

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