You, Ruby, and Ethan were trying to make your way to the attic. 

(Y/N): This place is looking freakier and freakier by the minute. 

Ethan: No shit. I- 

Ethan saw a handgun nearby, and he took it. 

Ethan: Finally, a gun. 

Ruby: You know how to use it? 

Ethan: I'll get used to it. 

The way up to the attic was getting closer and closer, but then- 

(Y/N): Hey, do you hear that? 

Ruby: Hear what? 

(Y/N): It sounds like a roaring sound. 

Ethan: Yeah, and it's getting louder and lo- SHIT! 

Ethan pulled you both back as Mia appeared from the top of the attic, wielding a chainsaw! 

(Y/N): SHE'S ALIVE! HOLY SHIT! SHE'S STILL ALIVE! 

Mia: JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE! 

Ruby: How is she still- 

Mia tried to attack with her chainsaw as Ethan fired at her face. 

Then when she came a charging, Ruby shot at her arms, to make her swinging sloppy. 

Mia: They're all relying on me! Everyone's relying on me. 

Ruby: What's she talking about? 

(Y/N): Just nonsense, but she's strong! I mean she could take all of this and still live? 

Mia angrily slashed more and more with her chainsaw, but you tricked her into getting it stuck in the wall and dislocated her jaw! 

Then Ethan gave one last blow to her head. 

Mia: I ... love ... you. 

Ruby: Is she actually dead? 

(Y/N): I don't know. For all we know, she could come back. 

Ethan went to look. 

Ethan: Hey, (Y/N), Ruby, you think you can watch my- 

But he noticed that both of you were gone. 

Ethan: Guys? Hey, where the fuck did you- 

???: Welcome to the family, son! 

A man appeared out of nowhere and punched Ethan! 

Ethan: ARGH! 

Jack Baker (The Patriarch of the Baker Family! He's a deranged man who is known to be hard to kill! He's holding Mia hostage as one of his own!) 

As Ethan fell to the ground, he was soon met with a stomp to the face by Jack! 

Hours later... 

You woke up, strapped to a chair. 

(Y/N): Damn, what was that blow to the head? 

Ruby: (waking up) Ew, what smells like Yang's boots after a long day? 

Ruby and Ethan were also tied up next to you, as you were at a table. 

???: Rise and shine, sleepyheads, supper's ready! 

Jack was at the table, with his wife and son alongside him! 

Marguerite Baker (Jack's wife and the matriarch of the Baker Family! She's a total nutcase who has assisted her husband in the deaths of several others!) 

Lucas Baker (Jack and Marguerite's Son! He's a very intelligent and malicious man, who is known to set up elaborate traps!) 

Ethan: Who are you people? What did you do to Mia? 

(Y/N): And what is this rancid food? 

Marguerite: Oh come on Boy, eat up. 

(Y/N): Yeah, there are several health violations here. AGH! 

Lucas threw a plate at your head. 

Lucas: Damn son of a bitch doesn't know how good it is, until it hits him! 

Marguerite: Lucas! 

Jack angrily cut off Lucas' arm! 

Lucas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN! NOT AGAIN! 

Jack: Come on, the children have to eat, they need their supper. 

He tried to force-feed Lucas the food. 

Ruby: EW! EW! EW! EW! SPIT IT OUT ETHAN! SPIT IT OUT! 

Ethan spat it out into Jack's face! 

Marguerite: OH SHIT! JACK, HE'S NOT EATING IT! I MADE IT FOR H- 

Jack slapped Marguerite. 

Jack: SHUT THE HELL UP, MARGUERITE! GET OUT OF HERE! 

(Y/N): Even worse than zombies, psycho rednecks. 

Marguerite storms off leaving you all with Jack, and Lucas. 

Jack: This was supposed to be a special feast!

He pulls out a machete, only for the doorbell to ring. 

Lucas: God damn it! It must be that cop again. 

Lucas leaves to handle the situation. 

And then all three of you were left alone. 

(Y/N): Okay, hang on. I'll get us out of here. 

You tipped the chair over and as it weakened, you easily broke free! Then you freed both Ruby and Ethan. 

Ruby: Worst dinner, ever! I- AGH! 

Ruby fell over as she noticed an old woman in a wheelchair. She looked like a corpse. 

Ruby: Uh ... I think we left someone out here. 

Ethan: Don't bother with it, she's already dead. Fucking psychos. 

(Y/N): Either way, we need to move before that fucker gets back here. What was his name? 

Ethan: I think the woman said it was Jack. 

(Y/N): Right, these people can't die, so we can't waste time fighting. 

All three of you made your way through the house, as you checked around to make sure none of the family was around. 

That's when near an open window, you saw a light. 

???: Hello? 

A police officer was speaking through. 

Ethan: Hey! 

Officer: Hey, do you live here? 

Ethan: NO! Not at all! 

Officer: Right now, we've been getting calls from several missing people disappearing. 

(Y/N): We'll tell you what we know. 

Officer: Are you sure? 

(Y/N): Yes. 

Officer: Okay, meet me in the garage. 

Much later... 

The three of you reached the garage, and Ruby pressed the button to open the door, letting the officer in. 

Officer: Alright, so do you want to tell me what the hell is going on? 

Ruby: Well, yeah, but it would be hard to say it, because you wouldn't believe us. 

Officer: Try me. 

Suddenly the garage door was closing. 

Officer: Hey, put that door up! Put that door up! Put that door up! 

As he was screaming, you suddenly noticed Jack from behind! 

(Y/N): HEY! BEHIND Y- 

Jack rammed a shovel right through the police officer's brain! 

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Jack: Well fuck it, looks like I'll have to kill every one of you!