Welcome to Heaven (Part 2!!)


We see Cherri brought Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, and Sir Pentious to a nightclub!

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Cherri Bomb: WOO!! Isn't this place the fucking best?!

Husk: To be honest, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Sir Pentious noticed Niffty was cleaning.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, what are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping, look at how icky this place is! Ugh!

Sir Pentious: This is a club, it's supposed to be like that.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel was different. Hahahaha!

Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, how about I buy you a drink?

Cherri Bomb: Why? I thought you said we were arch-rivals.

Sir Pentious: That's because .... Uh ... I'm buying everyone a drink!

Crowd: YEAH!! FREE DRINKS!!!

Angel Dust: Whew! Good, I need a good one after today. You know Val, he's into waterboarding shit now, it's like his kink.

Cherri Bomb: Angel, enough talk about Val, he ruined your whole day! Don't let it ruin your night. Take some of these.

She hands him some drugs.

Husk: Oh no. Look, if you want to fuck up your night, be my guest. I thought you were better than that.

Cherri Bomb: Well thanks Captain Buzzkill. Come on Angie! It'll all go away.

Angel Dust: I ... don't know. It's been a long night, and I'm not looking to go too wild.

Husk: Hmm.

Cherri Bomb: Oh come on, Bitch. If you have been working that hard, you deserve some R & R. Let's see where this night takes us!

Sir Pentious slithers in with lots of shot glasses!

Sir Pentious: Cherri, I got you a shot! Just like everyone else!

Crowd: YEAH!! FREE DRINKS!

Angel Dust: Ah fuck it! Let's go!

Back in heaven...

Adam: See that dumbasses?! What more do we need? The porn star is out for a night of debauchery! He's not worthy of getting into-

(Y/N): OBJECTION!!! It's normal to drink alcohol! Don't you have a drink with buddies after a long and hard day?

Adam: It's fucking heaven, bitch! You're just going to sit there and say this isn't okay?

(Y/N): OH FUCK YOU, YOU SEXIST PIECE OF-

Charlie: (Y/N), please calm down!

You started taking deep breaths and relaxed.

(Y/N): Well, okay. What do you guys think?

Vaggie: Uh ... I need to go to the bathroom.

She takes off.

Twilight: Wait, why is she going off at this time?!

Sunset: Just keep watching, he'll make the right decisions.

(Y/N): I hope he does.

Sera: I doubt it.

Emily: Oh come on Sera, let's give him a chance.

Sera: Very well, the court allows it.

Charlie: FUCK YES! I mean ... uh ... thank you.

(Y/N): Hahahahahaha.

Back at the club...

The whole gang are drinking the night away.

Cherri Bomb: Round 12 motherfuckers!

She slams more shots for Husk, Angel, and Sir Pentious.

Angel Dust: HAHAHAHA! Hell yeah! Keep em coming baby! Come to Daddy!

Sir Pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!

Niffty: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Everything's spinny!

Angel Dust: Okay Niff, you're done.

Niffty: NO!! GIVE ME!

Cherri Bomb: Come on Angie, she can handle more.

Angel Dust: She's like 10 pounds, soaking wet and- Niffty?! Shit, where did she go?

Niffty is taking a bunch of cleaning supplies as Angel desperately tries to control her.

Cherri Bomb: Angie, you're supposed to be relaxing! Not playing Nanny!

Angel Dust: She ain't used to this kind of stuff. I don't want her to go into the gutter like how I was.

Cherri Bomb: Whatever, you know where to find me.

She walked off.

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Angel Dust: She's wasted, just go with it.

Husk: R-Really?

Niffty was playing around with Husk's ears and wings.

Sir Pentious managed to find Cherri Bomb.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Hey wow! I see the club has a sex room! Maybe you think ... uh ... we could have ... sssssex?

Cherri Bomb: HA! I'm sorry? You want to have sex?

Sir Pentious: Yeah ... because I ... want to have sex with everyone here!

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The crowd soon cheered and several dragged the poor Snake Boy into the sex room!

Sir Pentious: NO!! WAIT!!

Cherri Bomb: You know, we can keep doing this shit every fucking night. You don't have to spend all your hours "working on yourself."

Husk: The hotel is not the problem. It's-

Angel Dust: Valentino.

Husk: Exactly.

Angel Dust: No, he's here!

The Crime Boss of the Vees was sitting on a leather sofa surrounded by several girls.

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(Y/N): See?! He was selfless, stopped Niffty from stealing, and he stood up to Valentino, the bastard who owns his soul!

Adam: Then why isn't he here?

Emily: Yeah, that is a good question. Why isn't my he?

The angels whispered among themselves.

Twilight: You guys don't know?

Charlie: You really don't know what's going on down there?

Sera: That's enough! The questioning stops here. We know when to pass divine judgment.

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Emily: (singing) But they're right, Sera. They showed us that souls can improve. He saw the light, Sera. Checked off all of the boxes that you said would. Prove a person deserves a second chance, now we turn our backs, no second glance?

Sera: (singing) It's not as simple as you think. Not everything is spelled in ink.

(Y/N): (singing) This is not fair, Sera!

Vaggie arrived at that moment.

Vaggie: Don't start, please keep a cool head.

Charlie: (singing) Don't you care, Sera? That just because someone is dead, doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways.

Sunset: (singing) They can still escape the eternal blaze.

Sera: I wish it could be so, but there's a lot that you don't know.

Lute: (singing) What the fuck are we even talking about? Some crack-whore who's already fucked up. He blew his shot, got cocks in his mouth. This discussion is senseless and petty!

Adam: There's no question to be posed. He's unholy case closed! Did you forget that Hell is forever? We see you in one month. Gotta say I can't wait-

Sera: Adam!

Adam: Come down and exterminate you!

Emily: WHAT?!

Adam: Oh shit.

Emily: What are you saying? Let me get this straight! You go down and kill those poor souls?

Twilight: (singing) You didn't know?

Lute: Guess the cat's out of the bag.

Adam: What's the big deal?

Emily: Sera, tell me you didn't know.

Sera: I thought since I'm older, it's my load to shoulder.

Emily: NO!

Sera: Listen, it was a hard decision, I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to do what was required.

Emily: To think I admired you! Well, I don't need your condescension! I'm not a child for you to protect! Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I naive to expect you to heed the morals we're prevailing?

Charlie: That's what the fuck we've been saying!

(Y/N), Twilight, Charlie, Sunset, and Emily: If Hell is forever than Heaven must be a lie, if angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky! The rules are shades of gray when you don't do what they say! When you make them suffer just to kill them again!

Charlie: I was told not to trust in angels.

Adam: By her?

Lute: You should know!

Vaggie: We have to go!

Charlie: No! We've come so close now! They're at each other's throats!

Adam: Don't act so high and mighty, did you ever think your girlfriend could be a liar?

Vaggie: No! Adam!

Adam: What's the fuss? Why hide that you're an angel just like us?!

Adam revealed Vaggie's past through the orb!

Charlie was horrified, and you, Twilight, and Sunset were shocked!

(Y/N): Vaggie, you were-

Vaggie: I'm sorry.

Charlie falls to her knees.

Sera: I'm sorry, but the court finds that there is no evidence that souls in hell can be redeemed.

Adam: FUCK YES!!! I WIN!! SUCK IT BITCHES!!! Better get ready, because we're going to destroy your shitty hotel first!

Adam creates a portal sucking you all back in!

Charlie: NO!!

(Y/N): ADAM!! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!!

Emily reached out as you all disappeared!

Emily: Everyone! Please hang in there, I'll figure something out!

Sera: Adam, that was uncalled for!

Adam: Yeah, but you saw the looks on their faces! That was fucking hilar-

Sera glared at him.

Adam: S-Sorry.

Adam flies off with Lute joining him.

Soon enough, only Emily and Sera remained.

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