Integra is currently with the Round Table and several other British troops as Penwood speaks up. 

Penwood: We lost communication with the vessel eighteen hours ago. Currently, it's resting in the Atlantic 300 kilometers off the coast of Pauling.

Integra: Have you acquired visual via satellite?

Officer: Yes, and they've left a rather... cryptic message that we've yet to make any sense of.

A satellite picture appears on a big screen showing giant letters in blood that spell "THE CAKE IS A LIE." 

Integra: I ... I don't get this. I don' get it. 

Penwood: None of us knows what it means either. 

Integra: Is it a reference or something? 

Officer: Of course, there was one other shot we had, which looks to be someone sitting in the middle with a yellow parasol. Seems a tad random if you ask me.

https://youtu.be/-43jL2jmedA

Integra: This person looks like they're begging for attention...

Penwood:  And they're about to get it! The Special Air Service has deployed two platoons via helicopter! They'll have visual any moment now.

Walter: Ma'am? 

Integra: Wait for it. 

The operator gets a word in. 

Operator: We've lost both helis! 

Officers: WHAT?! 

Operator: And it was Portal! That's where it's from! 

Penwood was shivering. 

Integra: Well, this has been fun. Always nice playing audience to this menagerie you call a military... Since it seems like you've got this one on lockdown, I'll leave you to it.

Penwood: Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Uh, based on new information that has been presented to us, uh, we have decided we... require the Hellsing Organization and their services.

Integra: You know, it's amazing how much time and people we could save if you'd just ask us in the first place. Walter?

Walter let out a chuckle as he and Integra left. 

Walter: We're talking a hefty game, Sir Integra. Three hundred kilometers into the Atlantic and they seem to be able to annihilate anything we send at them.

Integra: And we can't send a submarine; it could be a depth charge showcase down there.

Walter: Can't go at it from the sides, can't go at it from below...

Integra: So our only option is to hit that son of a bitch from above.

Walter: Well, we do have one option... However, it was decommissioned in 1998.

https://youtu.be/ZScVFtKa-f8

On the English Channel.. 

https://youtu.be/Hv8VLQWtmbw

Nazi Officer: Uh, mein fräulein Van Winkle, the-- the song was nice, so you don't need to-

Rip Van Winkle: PREPARE FOR COMBAT! IT'S ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! 

Alucard was coming in fast on the Blackbird! 

Nazi Officer: FOCUS YOUR FIRE! WE ARE GOING TO TEAR ZHAT AIRCRAFT APART! 

https://youtu.be/LIzPbnIp2QM

Play until 3:21... 

As all of the Nazi Soldiers open fire on the Blackbird, Alucard easily evades it, without taking any damage! 

Rip Van Winke: Zey say no man can kill you, Alucard? Zat's because you don't send a man to do a woman's job! 

She unleashes homing bullets right onto the Blackbird, and blasts it to shit, but Alucard leaped out of it, and made a swift landing on the ship! 

Rip Van Winkle: VHAT?! 

Alucard takes down all the Nazis in his way and leaves a trail of fire in his path! 

Rip Van Winkle falls on her ass in complete fear! 

Alucard: Nice ship you got here. 

Rip Van Winkle: AAGH! 

She composes herself and then points her weapon at his face. 

Rip Van Winkle: I am Rip Van Winkle, und I COMMAND YOUR RESPECT! 

Alucard: No, you demand my attention. 

She begins firing on him! 

https://youtu.be/i0C3IhWcJH0

As she fell down, Alucard picked up the musket and grabbed Rip Van Winkle by the neck. 

Rip Van Winkle: V-V-Vait ... vhat are you- 

Alucard started to push the musket's barrel into her chest. 

Alucard: Oh? Haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation? You bitches love cannons. 

He fired a bullet as- 

Rip Van Winkle: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Back at Millennium's HQ... 

https://youtu.be/xlmM7yoq59E

Play from 0:05-end... 

Alucard: 

https://youtu.be/VZyUfYv3jgc