The Wooden Swordsman and the Vengeful Bandit!
We see a gang of thugs, lead by a man with a pompadour, well, this is Ryunosuke Umimeya, but let's call him Ryu.
Ryunosuke Umemiya (Known as Ryu by his friends and Wooden Sword Ryu by his enemies! He's a gang leader who is just searching for the perfect place for his gang to settle down! He's just a nice guy who wants the best for his gang! Each member of the gang is loyal to him without fault! Has no idea that he will help Team (Y/N) save the world! Sounds like Elvis for some reason! Voiced by DC Douglas (The voice of Yoshikage Kira!))
Gang Member: Uh, Ryu, I was wondering.
Ryu: WHAT?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY HAIR?! GO ON, SPIT IT OUT!!
Gang Member: Whoa! Chill out Man! I'm just saying things will turn up for us!
Ryu: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP! Why does life have to be so cruel!
He pictured Death Knight and Ren in his head .
Ryu: Because of those two! I lost my wooden sword and my elegant lifestyle!
Gang Member 2: Oh boy, Ryu's lost it. Hey, Muscle Punch, what should we do?
Muscle Punch: Well, I got the perfect spot for us!
At the same time...
(Y/N): So, this Wooden Sword Ryu guy, you really want to give him a wooden sword after he defiled Amidamaru's grave?
Yoh: I want to make sure that there are no hard feelings.
Manta: I get that, but to someone like him?
Yoh: Hey, can any of you guys pay for the sword? I kind of left my wallet at home.
(Y/N) and Manta: HOW FORGETFUL ARE YOU?!
Back with Ryu and his Gang...
Muscle Punch: This is Funbari Bowl! Our new Best Place! It was meant to be a leisure area, but few people came here due to it being in the outskirts, so it was shut down. It's even got power!
Ryu: Muscle Punch.
Muscle Punch: Yeah, Ryu?
Ryu uppercutted him!
Ryu: YOU IDIOT! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR?!
Muscle Punch: Ow! What did I do?
Ryu: First of all, it's far from the station, and there aren't any convenience stores around.
Muscle Punch: It's not like we're looking for an apartment.
Ryu: Our Best Place isn't just a place to have fun. It's a place for us to be at peace and relax!
Gang Members: RYU!! YOU'RE THE BEST MAN!!
That's when Ryu saw Anna walking by.
Ryu: I think... I found it! Our best place!
He offered a rose to her.
Ryu: Hello, would you like to be my best place?
Anna: Piss off, I already have a fiancée.
He turned pale and collapsed!
Gang: RYU!!!
Muscle Punch: Are you okay?
The entire gang helped him up!
Gang Member: Cheer up Ryu, I mean, she must be some sort of weirdo to be walking around a place like this.
Ryu: HEY! I'm telling you, she's beautiful! A man's heart is all that matters!
Back with you...
(Y/N): YOU LIVE HERE?!
Yoh: It's only a rental.
Manta: How can you afford to live in a huge house like this, even if it is rented?
Yoh: I don't live alone. And the rent's only 1000 Yen.
(Y/N): Dang, that's pretty darn cheap.
Anna: Hey, Yoh, I'm home.
(Y/N) and Manta: ANNA!
Anna: Oh, (Y/N), Manta, I thought you would be here.
(Y/N): Oh brother, of course, you two are dating, and living together. That's always the biggest step.
???: HEY! YOUR PARENTS LET YOU TWO LIVE TOGETHER AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!
You all looked at Ryu.
(Y/N): Who's the Pompadour?
Yoh: Wooden Sword Ryu?
Ryu: YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
(Y/N): Oh, this is the idiot you mentioned.
Anna: He's my fiancé.
Ryu: (crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
He ran off crying.
(Y/N): Wow, what a baby.
Manta: Wh-What the hell did I just see?
(Y/N): Manta, you need to learn to sometimes accept the wackiness around you.
Yoh: I forgot to mention the wooden sword!
That night...
Atem: To be fair, the fact you both live together is a big step in your relationship.
(Y/N): Unless you count Amidamaru as a third wheel.
Anna: Since I came here, I haven't had a shred of privacy at all. You heard about the rent ,right?
Manta: It's 1000 Yen, right?
(Y/N): Don't you find it odd though?
Anna: Again, (Y/N) is always being the smart one out of you all. Hey!
A bunch of spirits appeared.
Manta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Manta clung to your leg.
(Y/N): Well, you definitely have lots of company!
Anna: It looks like they died in a fire here.
Yoh: Don't worry, they don't possess anyone.
(Y/N): Good!
With Ryu ...
Ryu: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT STUPID HEADPHONE PUNK!
???: You know, you could kill him.
Ryu: HUH!? WHO SAID THAT?!
???: I did.
Ryu: Who the hell are you?
???: That's not important. I'm just pleased that you can talk to me. You see, I've waited for 600 years, for the day I could find someone who has the same intentions as me.
Ryu: 600?! YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?!
???: Really, if you want to kill him, then I, the Mighty Tokagero, will help you!
Tokagero (An infamous bandit from the 14th Century! He killed several people and stole to survive due to the poverty he lived in! His mother cooked herself alive so that he could have food to live off of! Was murdered by Amidamaru and now seeks revenge! Voiced by Wayne Grayson (The voice of Joey Wheeler!))
Tokagero: What do you say, Brother?
Ryu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
With Ryu's Gang...
Gang Member: The ghost of Tokagero?! What's with that stupid name?
Gang Member 2: IT'S TRUE! My Grandma told me all about it! He's an infamous bandit from the 14th Century! He stole anything he could, from food to lives!
Muscle Punch: Wait, that sounds very familiar.
Gang Member 2: The thieves noticed the superb sword he carried, and he tried to steal it. But when Tokagero and his gang went to take it, they were slain by Amidamaru. To this day, he has borne a grudge against the samurai.
That's when they heard Ryu's scream!
Ryu's Gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Muscle Punch: RYU!
Back at the Inn...
Manta; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GUYS! HELP!
(Y/N): Matna, what's wrong?
Manta: There's a creepy old man in the toilet!
Yoh: That's Tame-Goroh, the former landlord.
Anna: Dirty old man, he's at it again.
(Y/N): Hey, some friends of mine will be coming by soon, is it fine if we crash here?
Yoh: Of course! We are friends after all!
Anna: It would be nice to have more smart people like you around. Would help with Yoh's laziness.
Manta: Yeah, I think I'm going home now.
(Y/N): You be careful out there, Little Buddy.
Manta put his shoes on and started off the door.
Amidamaru: Oh, Manta, you're going already?
Manta: Hi Amidamaru. I'm impressed that you're practicing at even this hour. The truth is, I'm not all that used to spirits.
Amidamaru: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well of course not, some people can't handle seeing the dead.
Manta: I guess so. Up until recently I've never seen spirits, and I never believed in them. What's your opinion on how I can see spirits, Amidamaru?
Amidamaru: Your guess is as good as mine. But you shouldn't worry about it. Lord Yoh says that those who can see spirits aren't entirely bad people. So, you're a good person, Manta.
Manta: HA! Now you're just trying to cheer me up.
As Manta was on his way home, he hard the sound of laughter!
Tokagero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME ON! BRING MORE SAKE!
Tokagero had taken over Ryu's body!
Manta: What?! Wooden Sword Ryu?!
Muscle Punch: Calm down Ryu, you're drinking way too much! And you're too young to drink anyway!
Tokagero: HA! It feels so good to drink alcohol with a real body! And after 600 years of waiting, it's even better!
Manta: 600 years?
Tokagero: It really is my lucky day! Now with this alcohol, I can get my revenge! JUST YOU WAIT, AMIDAMARU!
Manta saw Tokagero manifest!
Manta: A-
He stopped himself from screaming!
Manta: WHO WAS THAT?!
Tokagero: Now, go and get the Harusame Sword! I will kill Amidamaru with his own sword! No, wait, you can't kill a ghost, right? THEN I'LL JUST TRAP HIM IN HIS OWN HELL!
Gang Member: NO WAY! Ryu, you always said carrying a real sword is illegal! And stealing will make your parents sad!
Muscle Punch: Seriously Ryu, what's gotten into you?! This is so unlike you!
Tokagero: I'm not Ryu! I'm Tokagero!
He stabbed Muscle Punch!
Gang: MUSCLE PUNCH!
Gang Member: TOKAGERO, THE BANDIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE OF RYU?!
Tokagero: You've all been too soft! You'll never survive like that! The only way to live is to take care of yourself! Money, fame, women, it's all the same! Now if you don't find Harusame, I'll kill every one of you!
They ran out in fear!
Manta: I don't know what's going on, but this sis bad! I got to tell the others, before-
Tokagero:
https://youtu.be/eiMhuHcHtw0
Manta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Tokagero: Looks like today is my lucky day! You'll be good bait!
Manta: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
At Yoh's House...
(Y/N): Hey, do you guys hear Manta screaming?
Yoh: I think I got the same feeling.
Atem and Amidamaru: (Y/N)! LORD YOH!
(Y/N) and Yoh: AGH!
Amidamaru: We got the same feeling as well!
(Y/N): SHIT! Something bad may have happened to Manta?!
Anna: Well, people who can see spirits are connected in some way. I felt it too.
(Y/N): Come on, let's go and save Manta, before-
Tokagero: He's right here!
(Y/N): HEY! YOU LET MANTA GO, YOU CREEP!
Tokagero: One more move, and I'll turn your friend to ashes!
Gang Member: Tokagero, please don't hurt him!
Gang Member 2: Yeah, this is too extreme!
Tokagero: SHUT UP! AMIDAMARU! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Amidamaru: Lord Yoh, I think he's still angry from when we cut his hair.
Yoh: HUH?!
Anna: IDIOTS! HE CAN'T EVEN SEE SPIRITS!
(Y/N): Look at him, he's obviously possessed!
Tokagero: Hey, do you have any idea who I am?
(Y/N): Should I?
Tokagero: YES! I AM THE INFAMOUS BANDIT, TOKAGERO!
(Y/N): Who?
Yoh: Amidamaru, you know him?
Amidamaru: I can't say that I do.
Tokagero: HOW RUDE! I WAS THE LEADER OF THE ROBBERS WHO WERE KILLED BY YOU 600 YEARS AGO! I'VE COME BACK FOR REVENGE!
Amidamaru: I've slain so many, I can't be expected to remember them all.
(Y/N): HA! That means, you're a worm, Bro!
Tokagero: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SHUT YOUR MOUTH BRAT! I'M OLDER THAN YOU! SO YOU MUST RESPECT ME!
(Y/N): Why should I respect a guy who hurt my friend?
Tokagero: I ... AGH!
(Y/N): You're all talk.
Yoh: Why did you even possess Wooden Sword Ryu?
Tokagero: Simple, I needed a body. That way I can kill you when you combine with Amidamaru.
Amidamaru: Hold your tongue. I know you hate me, but threatening the hostage will accomplish nothing. I will kill you before it happens.
Tokagero: Uh hello, I'm dead too! You'd just kill this idiot.
Amidamaru: Then forget what I said.
(Y/N): This should be interesting.
Tokagero: NOW, I WILL TAKE HARUSAME FROM YOU, AND KILL YOUR FRIEND WITH IT!
(Y/N): Then you've wasted your life.
Tokagero: HUH?! WASTED?! WASTED?! I-
(Y/N): Amidamaru has time to move on from his life. Look at him, he's become good friends with Yoh. That sword is precious to him, because it reminds him of his Bro, Mosuke, who kept it well made for him. Even when he went to the afterlife. And all you've done is waste it for something as stupid as revenge. You're dead!
Tokagero: ARGH!
Yoh: He's right. You must be pooped.
Tokagero: HUH?!
Manta: Guys! What are you-
Anna: Isn't it obvious? They're trying to talk sense into him.
(Y/N): Look, he doesn't look that much of a threat. That and he's pathetic.
Tokagero: I'M NOT PATHETIC, DAMN IT!
You punched Tokagero, causing him to jump out of Ryu's body!
Tokagero: HEY YOU!
Ryu's Gang surrounded him, including the injured Muscle Punch.
Muscle Punch: How dare you make Ryu into a scumbag!
They freed Manta.
Muscle Punch: You okay, Kid?
Manta: Yeah.
(Y/N): Wait, you mean this guy is-
Gang Member: Ryu has always been nice to us. He gave us a home, when we were kicked out by everyone else.
Gang Member 2: Yeah! I rmember when he saved me from that gang during the Summer Festival!
Gang Member 3: And when he gave me mochi when I ran away from home!
Gang Member 4: And when he gave me manji during winter!
Muscle Punch: We had no one else to go. That's when Ryu said we found the Best Place for us.
(Y/N): (tearing up a bit) Damn, that's really sweet man. Ryu, he's a nice guy!
Yoh: Do you get it now Tokagero? Ryu has people who trust in him. Maybe if you had friends, you could have moved on after getting killed by Amidamaru 600 years ago?
Tokagero: FRIENDS?! FRIENDS?! SHUT UP! YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!
(Y/N): Stubborn jackass. GIVE ME A SECOND! ANNA!
Anna appared with her rosary.
Tokagero: HA! What's that stupid girl going to do?
Anna: I'm not as nice as (Y/N) and Yoh, so get ready to go to hell!
Tokagero began to sweat with fear.
Tokagero: Uh ... well, that's nothing! I lived in real hell! Because of the periods of war, there was death and struggle! I had to do what I could to survive! My mother killed herself so that I would have food to live!
(Y/N): YOUR MOM KILLED HERSELF JUST SO SHE COULD GIVE YOU FOOD?!
https://youtu.be/5p4ZSKx91n8
(Y/N): I'm sorry, man.
Tokagero: I don't want your pity! She gave me my name because she wants me to survive no matter what! That's why I did what I did! But I ended up getting killed by him! How can I just let it go?!
(Y/N): I know it must have been hard, but that's no reason to kill people! In fact, if you want to know what life has been like, then possess me!
Yoh: WHAT?!
Atem: WHAT?!
Amidamaru: LORD (Y/N)!
Tokagero: SAY WHAT?!
Manta: (Y/N)! HE'LL KILL YOU!
(Y/N): Come on Tokagero, do it!
Tokagero: FINE! If that's what you want, I'll do it!
He went inside you!
Yoh: (Y/N)!
Anna: You idiot, what are you thinking?
Tokagero: YES! NOW YOU WILL FEEL TRUE WRATH! I- I-
He looked into your memories.
Tokagero: (crying) WHAT THE HELL?! You can't be serious! You poor guy! Why?! Why am I crying because of this?! It's just ... so wrong!
Amidamaru: Tokagero, you followed the promise of your mother to survive. That is why you couldn't trust anyone. During that period, if I didn't have Mosuke by my side, I don't know what would have happened. Perhaps I would have been like you, who did not have anyone to protect and only knew how to rob.
Tokagero: Amidmaru.
You ejected him out.
(Y/N): Now do you see Tokagero? We have an understanding.
Tokagero: It was a foolish idea.
Gang: Ryu! Are you okay?
Tokagero looked at them.
Tokagero: Maybe, having friends isn't so bad.
(Y/N): Yep.
Much later...
(Y/N): RYU! Pass out the rice!
Ryu: You got it, Boss!
Yoh and Manta looked in disbelief.
Yoh: What is Ryu doing here?
Ryu: The Boss mentioned everything, and well, I just want to do what I can to thank you all for saving me.
Yoh: But, how can you act so lively after being possessed?
Anna: That's simple, being possessed by Tokagero can let him see spirits.
(Y/N): In other words, Ryu's a shaman now.
Amidamaru and Atem: So, you can see us?
Ryu: You bet. You know, ever since I was born, I've searched for a place to belong. Aside from my buddies, no one else ever gave me any respect, and that pissed me off. Looking it back now, I think my anger may have helped Tokagero possess me. Even though I may have angered Amidamaru by destroying his grave in the past, you all put your lives on the line to save me. At first, I underestimated Shamans, I didn't believe their power existed. But after all that happened, I must say, this is the first time as if I've found my Best Place! Please! Boss! Chief Yoh!
Yoh: Chief?
Ryu: Let me do my part to repay you!
(Y/N): Look, it's fine, you can be our friend if you want to.
Ryu: (crying) OH THANK YOU! YOU'RE TOO KIND! OKAY! IDIOTS! GET TO CLEANING!
All of Ryu's gang appeared to help clean the place!
(Y/N): HOLY SHIT! Where did they come from?
Gang: Just leave it to us! Because this inn is our best place!
Nearby...
Team RWBY, Medaka, Pyrrha, Nora, and the Humane 7 arrived in Japan as they saw a shooting star racing across the sky.
Ruby: Did you see that?
Fluttershy: It's a shooting star! That means, that-
Blake: The Shaman Fight! Let's find (Y/N)!
Also from nearby...
A boy with blue hair and a small spirit saw it.
???: Kororo, do you see that? It's time to make my dream come true.
???2: KO!
And...
Death Knight: Are you ready, Ren?
Ren: Yes, I will become Shaman King, for our Queen.
Death Knight: And what else?
Ren: I will kill (Y/N) (L/N) and Yoh Asakura.
Death Knight: See that you do it.
Jun watched from nearby with an angered look.
Jun: How dare he put Ren through this!
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