That's Entertainment!
We see Angel Dust continuing to help Cherri Bomb with her fight against Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz!
Cherri bomb: Heyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!
Angel Dust: HAHAHAHAHA! Are you kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!
Cherri Bomb: Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.
Angel Dust: Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some braos are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
He pulled out a drum mag M1928 Thompson and shot down the Egg Boiz!
Angel Dust: Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language." Her words, not mine. These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Cherri Bomb: HOOOOLY SHIT!
Angel Dust: Well, sorta clean.
He smashed one Egg Boi with a bat!
https://youtu.be/lsQYT_m5xI4
Sir Pentious recuperated after being kicked by Cherri!
https://youtu.be/nBsZzmxRvHE
One Egg Boi uses a tentacle launcher to tie down Angel!
Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?
Angel Dust: Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sexy jokes the whole TIME!
He reveals a third pair of arms with his gun!
Angel Dust: And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just sad!
He fires away over and over at Sir Pentious and the Egg Bois!
Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
Angel Dust: Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?
At the TV Station...
Charie and Katie were fighting each other like a WWE match, and you, Twilight, and Sunset were desperately trying to pry off the evil anchor whil Tom was still on fire!
Tom: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Back with Angel and Cherri...
Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Angel Dust: You know it, Sugar Tits!
Cherri Bomb: You ready to finish this?
Angel Dust: Born, ready baby!
Much, much later...
We see the royal family limo driving down the streets with you comforting Charlie, Twilight, and Sunset between you and Vaggie, with the latter glaring with anger at Angel, who was playing with the car window.
Twilight: So ... that was ... something. Right?
(Y/N): Hey, are you okay?
Charlie: I ... guess. Thanks again, for trying to help.
(Y/N): Hey, it's what we do.
Vaggie: (through her teeth) Even if it can end in failure.
Angel Dust: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?!
Vaggie: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU IDIOT?!
Angel Dust: Come on, I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality?" To help friends with stuff?
Sunset: Yeah, I don't think that goes with causing chaos in a turf war.
Twilight: Yes, but the fact he has a friend is a good sign, right?
Vaggie: No! No! We do not encourage something like this.
Twilight: I'm not saying-
Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! It wasn't that bad anyway.
As he kept playing with the window, Vaggie destroyed the window controller with a knife!
(Y/N): Yeah, best shut up.
Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!
Vaggie: YOUR CREDIBILITY?! What about the hotel's?! Your stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Angel Dust: No no no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look ... sad! And pathetic!
Charlie was starting to feel more and more hurt.
Angel Dust: You know, like an orphan ... with no arms ... or legs ... and ... OH! And with progeria!
Charlie hid her face completely in her hair as you were full on hugging her.
Twilight: Are you done? Becuse that is not helping.
Angel Dust: Great, now I'm bummed thinking about it. Say, does this car have any liquor?
Sunset: Is he usually like this?
Vaggie: Try helping him for two weeks!
Angel Dust: Hey, don't get your taco in a twist, baby!
Sunset: (annoyed) Was that sexist or something?!
Angel Dust: Whatever pisses you bitches off even more.
(Y/N): SAY WHAT?!
Angel Dust: There's seriously no liquor in here?
Vaggie: I'm going to kill him.
Sunset: Mind if I help with that?
(Y/N): Girls, please.
Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait, woudln't that make me double dead? Ha, then where exactly would I go? To Double Hell? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, you bitches are stuck with me. Get used to it.
Vaggie: CON UNA MIERDA, MALPARIDO HIJO DE-
Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of them are ugly freaks. If you look around, you'll see a bunch of fucking' Harlequin babies down here.
(Y/N): Please, you're one to talk.
Angel Dust: Hey! This body is flawless, handsome! And I've got the crepy fan letters to prove it!
He showed a letter from his chest that said, "Show me your feet!"
Twilight: Ugh!
Charlie: That was still very uncool, Angel.
Vaggie: UNCOOL?! After that train wreck! No one is going to want to stay at the hotel! Thanks to him and his selfish bullshit!
Angel Dust: So, does that m ean I don't get a free room then?
(Y/N): Duh, what do you think, genius?
Angel Dust: (snapping fingers) Ah, well, shucks.
Charlie: Hey, come on, we don't know if things are over yet. It'll be okay.
Twilight: Yes, we have a friend back at home who says, "It'll all work out." We need to stay positive. And we'll make sure the hotel gets a lot more visitors! So count us in!
The limousine arrives at the Happy Hotel, which looks run-down and dirty.
Charlie: And welcome to the Happy Hotel!
Sunset: (smelling) UGH! What is that smell?
Vaggie: (on the couch) I don't know, and frankly, I don't want to know.
Angel Dust was rummaging through the fridge for popsicles.
Angel Dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah.
He sees a sad Charlie and tries to comfort her, but decides not to talk.
(Y/N): Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): So, you're really trying to talk to your Mom?
Charlie: It's a long story.
She took out her smartphone and tries to talk to her mom, only for it to go to voicemail.
Charlie: Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye...
She hangs up but then a knock on the door is heard.
Twilight: Hey, maybe someone wants to check in.
Twilight opened the door to see a tall demon with a microphone in his hand.
Alastor (A demon who broadcast his acts of chaos across Hell for all to see! He goes by the radio demon and presents himself as a showman! Loves entertainment and screwing with others! Loves to smile to keep people guessing! Despite his playful attitude, he's a vile and sadistic man! Voiced by Amir Talai! (The voice of Crane from Kung Fu Panda!))
Alastor: Hell-.
Twilight slammed the door!
She opened it again.
Alastor: o!
She slammed it again.
Twilight: Uh ... guys. There's a very scary demon at the door!
(Y/N): What does he look like?
Twilight: He has a microphonein his hand and he's dressed all in red.
Charlie: WHAT?!
Vaggie: HE'S HERE?!
Sunset: Who's here?
Vaggie: Alastor, the Radio Demon!
(Y/N): He doesn't sound friendly.
Twilight: What should I do?
Vaggie: DON'T LET HIM IN!
Charlie: No, Twilight, maybe we should let him explain.
Twilight: Charlie, I-
Charlie: Please?!
She gave a cute face.
Twilight: I ... I ... I ... fine.
She opened the door.
Alastor: May I speak now?
Charlie: Uh ... you may.
Charlie came forward.
Alastor: (reaching his hand out) Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw the fiasco in a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! You and your three friends were giving a lovely performance! Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, so many orphans!
Vaggie pulled out her spear and rammed it to Alastor's chest!
Vaggie: STOP RIGHT THERE! CABRON HIJO DE PERA! I know your game, and you're not touching anyone here, you pompous, cheesy talk show shitlord!
Alastor:
https://youtu.be/ycnjcbWjxqE
The moment he stopped, all of you got ready for something bad to happen, but-
Alastor: No, I'm here beacuse I want to help!
(Y/N) and Charlie: Say what, now?
Alastor: Help! Hello? Is this thing on? (tapping mic) Testing, testing!
Alastor' Mic: Well, I heard you loud and clear!
Twilight: So, your mic is sentient? Wait, you want to help us with the hotel?
Alastor: Yes, of course!
(Y/N): What do you get out of it?
Alastor: Hahahahaha! Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades! My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment!
Sunset: Does getting into a fistfight with a bitchy reporter count as entertainment?
Alastor: HAHAHAHAHAHA! The purest kind, my dears! Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
(Y/N): That's one way of putting things.
Chalie: Does that mean you think it's possible to reform a demon?
Alastor: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this. There is no undoing what is done.
Twilight: If you don't believe that, why are you trying to help us?
Alastor:
https://youtu.be/IUWf_pwyucI
(Y/N): Well, at least he's honest.
Alastor: Yes indeed! I see big things coming our way, and who better to help than I?
As he focused on Charlie, you, Twilight, and Sunset sat with Vaggie and Angel Dust.
Angel Dust: Seriously, what's the deal with Smiles over there?
Vaggie: Wait, you've never heard of him? You've been here longer than I have.
Twilight: Vaggie, how did you end up in Hell?
Vaggie: Uh ... I'd rather not talk about it.
(Y/N): Hey, it's better if we don't force it out of her. So, who is this Alastor guy?
Vaggie:
https://youtu.be/f6x08mXLFVU
Play from 0:14-end...
(Y/N): Oh my God, he really does.
Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him.
Sunset: Me either, he looks like trouble.
(Y/N): No shit! Hey, Charlie!
You motioned her over.
Vaggie: You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face!
Twilight: He's a demon! Pure evil! We can't help this guy!
(Y/N): Yeah, letting him in would mean we'd be dead!
Charlie: Hey, we don't know that! I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't want us to help him, but the whole point of this is to give others a chance. To have faith, things will be better. I can't turn someone away. It goes against everything I'm standing for. Everything I believe in. Besides, I have all of you now!
Sunset: Yes, but you can't make a deal with him!
Alastor made a gesture with his hand.
Charlie: Don't worry, my Dad always said, "You don't take shit from other demons!"
She walked over to him.
Charlie: Okay, Al, you're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke. But I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no tricks or voodoo strings attached.
Alastor: So, it's a deal then?
He offered a handshake with green energy coming from it.
Charlie: NOPE! No shaking! No deals! As Princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I hereby order that you help with this hotel for as long as you desire. Sound fair?
Alastor: Hmm ... fair enough!
(Y/N): YES!
Twilight: Whew, that's a relief.
Alastor: Hmmm ....
He started walking around and saw Vaggie with a scornful look on her face at him.
Alastor: Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one! So, where's the hotel staff?
(Y/N): Uh, it's just, us four right now. And Angel is the first guest.
Alastor: Oh, we'll need more than that.
https://youtu.be/AjDdNK9cDgo
Sunset: What is wrong with you?!
Alastor: I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.
He snapped his fingers and from the fireplace crawled out someone in soot with one eye!
Twilight: WHAT THE?!
Sunset: Who is-
(Y/N): It's-
The figure revealed herself.
Niffty (The new maid of the Hotel! She's very hyperviolent and obsessed with bad boys! Takes practice by stabbing bugs! Voiced by Kimiko Glenn!)
Alastor: This little darling is Niffty.
(Y/N), Twilight, and Sunset: AWWWW! SHE'S CUTE!!
Niffty: HI! I'm Niffty! Nice to meet you! I't sbeen a while since I've made new friends! Hey, are you a bad boy?
(Y/N): I guess, if you count all the bad guys I've killed in brutal ways and-
Niffty: That's hot.
(Y/N): Excuse me?
She looked around.
Niffty: Oh y! This place is filthy! It needs a lady's touch!
She started cleaning and saw a cockroach!
Niffty: NOPE! NOP! NOPE! NOPE!
She started to stab at it with a sewing pin!
Charlie: Well, she's-
Vaggie: Super crazy and violent.
Sunset: Still, she's kind of cute.
Twilight: Anyone else, Alastor?
???: Read em and wep, boys!
A cat demon with wings appeared out of nowhere.
Husk (A cat demon who sold his soul to Alastor for unknown reasons! He has a gambling and alcohol addiction! Very wise beyond his years! Voiced by the legendary Keith David!)
All of his money disappeared!
Husk: HUH?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Suddenly he saw Alastor.
Husk: YOU!!
Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!
Husk: DON'T YOU "HUSKER" ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I WAS ABOUT TO WIN THE WHOLE DAMN POT!!
Alastor: Good to see you too!
Husk: (facepalming) What the hell do you want this time?
Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!
Husk: Are you shitting me?
Alastor:
https://youtu.be/PHOrxqoHY6M
Husk: You thought it'd be some kind of fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere? You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?
Alastor: (grinning as if he's going to laugh) Maybe!
Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job!
Alastor: Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With yoru charming smile, and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't you worry my friend!
He fixes the bar, and reveals a bunch of cheap booze!
Alastor: I can make this more welcoming, if you wish!
Husk: (grabs the bottle) YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY ME WITH A WINK AND SOME CHEAP BOOZE?! Well ... you can!
He starts downing the bottle.
Sunset: Wait a second, isn't alcohol going to make the problem worse?
Vaggie: Exactly! We should be discouraging si-
Angel Dust: SHUT UP! We are keeping this!
Twilight: He does look kind of smart, but kind of grumpy.
Angel Dust: Hey!
Husk: Go fuck yourself.
Angel Dust: Only if you watch me!
Charlie: Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You re going to love it here!
Husk: Girly, I lost my ability to love years ago.
(Y/N): Well, he'll fit right in.
Alastor: My friend, this is going to be entertaining!
He breaks off into song!
https://youtu.be/gWH_xdRAxCg
(Y/N): Who's this loser?
Sir Pentious: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Egg Boi #20: YEAH! DON'T TALK TO THE BOSS THAT WAY! HE GAVE US A HOME!
(Y/N): Special.
Sir Pentious: Either way, we meet again, Alastor!
Alastor:
https://youtu.be/PRMOK-_ow70
Sir Pentious: HUH?! YES YOU DO! AND THIS TIME I HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
He revealed a giant cannon!
Sir Pentious: I'M SO EVIL!
(Y/N): NO! YOU'RE A LOSER OF A VILLAIN!
Sir Pentious: I AM NOT! STOP SAYING THA-
Alastor snapped his finger and a giant dimensional portal filled with tentacles and shadow demons appeared and dragged Sir Pentious and his airship inside, leaving everyone shocked!
Alastor: Well, I'm starved. Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jamabalya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...
As you all walked into the Hotel, he changed the sign to say, "Hazbin Hotel."
Alastor: Stay tuned.
Nearby...
Sir Pentious and his Egg Boys are revealed to have survived the mess.
Egg Boi #23: Hey, Boss, can you shoot me with your ray gun now?
He collapsed and slammed his head on the pavement.
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