Scrambled Eggs (Part 2!!)


(Y/N): ANGEL! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! 

You and the others were standing in a BDSM sex dungeon, with the porn star looking satisfied. 

Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!

Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm, but ... well ... 

Vaggie: What the hell makes you think anyone would be into this?! 

(Y/N): Actually, a lot of people like this stuff. Husk is enjoying himself. 

You pointed to the bartender who was getting his back massaged. 

https://youtu.be/fmcNeehWaDM

(Y/N): Yeah, not exactly comfortable with this. 

Twilight: (blushing and shutting her eyes) I swear, I need to delve into Angel's mind and analyze exactly what went wrong with him to be like this! 

Sunset: Well, they do have some good-looking girls here. 

(Y/N): True, that is- HEY! 

YOU saw some demons rubbing themselves against Charlie. 

Charlie: Okay, hello there. 

(Y/N): PISS OFF! GIVE HER SPACE! 

You started chasing them off, and Vaggie pulled Charlie out of the way. 

Vaggie: I can't fucking believe we let you do this, Angel! This is disgusting! 

Charlie: It's fine, Vaggie. Maybe this can help, and- 

Vaggie: No, I told you, you could trust me, I'm not going to let you down. I just need to teach them the way I was taught. 

(Y/N): Your way? Vaggie, what is that? 

Vaggie: (smiling) It's going to be great! 

(Y/N): Okay, this should be good. 

A bit later... 

Twilight: THIS WAY?! 

It was a massive battlefield with people screaming and explosions going off. 

Demons were shooting at each other, brawling with brass knuckles and flails, and one demon was on fire, screaming around. 

Vaggie: (drill sergeant-like) There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!

Sunset: This is going to bomb hard. 

Vaggie: You first! 

She grabbed Sir Pentious! 

Sir Pentious: NO NO NO NO! I CAN'T FIGHT WITHOUT MY MINIONS! 

She threw him off! 

Sir Pentious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

Twilight: PENTIOUS! Vaggie, I don't think that- 

She then grabbed Angel Dust! 

Angel Dust: NO! PUT ME DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

She tossed the porn star off next. 

Niffty: MY TURN! MY TURN! 

(Y/N): HELL NO! 

You grabbed Niffty. 

(Y/N): HUSK! GET OUT OF HERE! 

Husk: You think I want to be a part of this? Fuck no! 

He goes bak inside the building. 

Charlie: Vaggie, this is insane! 

Sunset: You really think they're going to learn to work together through this? 

Vaggie: This is the only way! 

Charlie: It is literally not! 

Twilight: Yeah, we can do a bunch of other ways. 

Niffty then jumps off! 

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NIFFTY! 

Vaggie: We don't have time! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to these people be killed before we make headway?

Charlie: Vaggie, I- 

Vaggie: Charlie, I'm supposed to help make your dreams become a reality. I'm not supposed to fail you. 

Angel Dust: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU CRAZY BITCH! 

Twilight: Vaggie, you could never have failed Charlie like that. Don't be so hard on yourself. 

Vaggie: Well, if I can't even help, then what's the point of me being here? 

(Y/N): Hey, never say that okay? You're just stressed out. Take as much time as you need, and don't worry, we're all here for you in case you need help. 

Vaggie blushed and smiled. Then she hugged you. 

Vaggie: Th-Thanks ... a lot. 

(Y/N): No problem. 

Sunset: Poor girl. She seemed so strong when we first met you both. 

Charlie: I never thought this would impact Vaggie so hard. 

At that moment, Angel comes out of the door, having carried the beaten up Sir Pentious. 

Twilight: Oh Thank Celestia, you both are alive! 

Angel Dust: We ... made it. 

(Y/N): Okay, let's go back to the Hotel. 

Angel Dust: OH COME ON! I just walked up all those stairs! 

Meanwhile ... 

Frank is spying on Carmilla and Zestial while Clara and Odette watch nearby. 

The weapons dealer is drinking a bottle of alcohol. 

Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee. 

Carmilla: (sigh) It's nothing, Zestial. really. 

Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?

Carmilla: I'd rather not talk about it. 

Clara: Mom, maybe he should know. 

Carmilla: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I'm not talking about it. 

https://youtu.be/rEs7DyLqwmo

We then se the Egg Boiz looking in a dumpster for weapons, and parts for machinery. 

Egg Boi: Hey, this one smells like fun! 

Egg Boi 2: I love garbage! 

The elevator rings and Alastor comes out, soon enough, Frank appeared. 

Alastor: So, what did you hear? 

Frank: First, the old guy was all You're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel." And then she said, "(singing) Whatever it takes." 

Alastor: Come again, what was the last thing you said? 

Frank: She killed the angel? 

Alastor: Interesting. Let's keep this between us. Shall we? 

Frank: (saluting Alastor) You got it, Boss! 

Back at Hazbin Hotel... 

Vaggie joins Charlie on the balcony. 

Charlie: Hey. 

Vaggie: Hey ... sorry I went a bit nuts today. 

Charlie: No, it's my fault. I'm the one who put the pressure on you. We need to be working together. I thought it would be easier, but we'll figure things out together. Besides, look at this. 

You and the girls were chatting with Angel, Sir Pentious, and Niffty. 

Angel Dust: And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta him! 

Twilight: How did you manage to slither out? 

Sir Pentious: It wasn't easy. Though that part with the dismembered arm ... it was ... particularly unpleasant. 

Niffty: Hahahaha. I like that part. 

(Y/N): Yeah, I figured you would. 

Sunset: Look on the bright side, Pentious, you took it like a champ. 

(Y/N): Are you going to be okay, buddy? 

Sir Pentious: Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. And you, thank you for pulling me out. 

You all started laughing with enjoyment, and Niffty went a bit too far with the laughter. 

Vaggie: Well, how about that? 

(Y/N): Nice work there Vaggie, looks like things have calmed down between them. 

Alastor then returned with the Egg Boiz. 

(Y/N): So, Alastor failed to get rid of the eggs. 

Alastor: Well, the little monsters are actually useful. 

Twilight: I think Pentious should have them back. 

Sir Pentious: REALLY?! 

Vaggie: Yeah, after everything that happened, I think we can trust you with them. 

Sunset: But seriously, no more of those death weapons. (Y/N) will lose it if he has to repair the ceiling again. 

(Y/N): EXACTLY! 

Sir Pentious: MY EGGS! 

He gave them all a big hug and- 

(Y/N): Aww, that's nice. 

Twilight: (getting teary-eyed) Now that is just beautiful. He's such a softie! 

Sir Pentious: Alright men, to your wuaters this instant! 

Egg Boiz: You got it, Boss! 

The Egg Bois quickly took off. 

That night... 

Pentious and his men were getting ready for bd. 

Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?

Frank: It was awesome Boss, I went to this meeting, and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!

Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.

Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.

Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure, and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is the time for sleep. Good Night, Eggies. 

With that, the Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle up with him to sleep. 


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