Charlie was pacing back and forth.

Charlie: Okay, so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback, nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, it who needs a whole year to save souls? AND THE NEXT TIME THEY CUT OUR TIME IN HALF AGAIN AND AGAIN, WE HANDLE IT!

(Y/N): Of course we will! Right Vags?

Vaggie: Yes, you heard the man. We got this.

Vaggie out her hands on Charlie's shoulders to calm her girlfriend down.

Sunset: Wow, Charlie and Vaggie have such a healthy relationship. It's very cute!

Angel Dust: Oh please, ya had less than half a chance when you started this salvation bullshit. And now, ain't no silver lining Toots.

Charlie: Of course there is! We just have to look for it.

Twilight: Honestly Angel, you could be more positive.

Angel Dust: Really? Well the rest of Hell is going nuts.

He showed his phone which had insults like "fucking bitch" on it.

Angel Dust: People are freaking out about the news. Look at this!

He showed his phone again.

(Y/N): "Donkey show?"

Angel Dust freaked out and took his phone back.

Angel Dust: Uh nothing, my boss Val, he's just freaked out about the news. Like I said, everyone is losing their shit.

Twilight: They're desperate enough to do anything to escape extermination then.

Charlie: That means it's the perfect time to recruit sinners to our cause!

Angel Dust: Cute idea, but are you planning on going out in that chaos? It's not like they're going to show up on our doorstep and-

???: ALASTOR!!

(Y/N): Oh no, it's the snake again.

Sir Pentious was out in his zeppelin, and blasts a hole in the roof!

Charlie: AAAAAAAAGH!!

She jumped into your arms!

(Y/N): Uh ...

You blushed and she did too.

Charlie: S-Sorry.

(Y/N): No, it's fine.

Alastor was on the second floor, drinking coffee.

Sir Pentious: There you are!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: WHO AM I?! WHO AM I?! I AM THE GREAT SIR PENTIOUS!!

Alastor went to the ground floor where everyone else got outside to see.

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of destruction, and villain extraordinaire!

(Y/N): I HAVE A DRAGON TURTLE ARCHENEMY!! AND HE'S COOLER THAN THAT! Hell, even his voice is cool!!

Egg Boi: Yeah! You tell them, Boss!

Niffty: (on your shoulder) Oooh, he's a bad boy!

(Y/N): Not really Niffty, if he was, then he would be more memorable.

Alastor: Yes, no wonder I've never heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I ATTACKED YOU LAST WEEK!!

(Y/N): Then try harder.

Sir Pentious: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! ONCE I DESTROY YOU ALL!! THE VEES WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THEIR EQUAL!!

Twilight: Who are the Vees?

Alastor: No one important, my dear.

Meanwhile...

https://youtu.be/eJY9-Ol3j18

One overlord was watching the show while snacking on popcorn!

???: HA! NOW THIS IS TELEVISION!!

Vox (Leader of the Vees! He runs a company called Voxtech and is the boss of Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench! He's an egotistical, charismatic, and manipulative demon with a massive intellect who plants on controlling all of Pentagram City! Has a rivalry with Alastor! Voiced by Christian Borle! (Who played Willy Wonka in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory musical and Orin Sevello in the Little Shop of Horrors revival!))

All of a sudden, his screen-face reveals another member of the Vees, which he transfers to one of his many screens. 

Velvette (The self-proclaimed "Backbone of the Vees!" She's basically an evil version of Rarity, without her generosity and kindness! Very disrespectful and overbearing on her employees! She's the least evil of the Vees, though! Voiced by Lilli Cooper (Who played Sandy Cheeks in the SpongeBob musical!)) 

Vox: Ah, hello Velvette! How are you this hellish morning? 

Velvette: Cut the shit, Vox! I need you up here, now! 

Vox: (drinking coffee) What seems to be the problem? 

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and- 

???: THAT FUCKING BITCH! 

Velvette noticed her workers running and screaming from a moth-like demon! 

Velvette: Just get your ass here, NOW! Damn it, Valentino! 

With that, the call ends with Vox suddenly getting annoyed. 

Vox:

https://youtu.be/bD563U4-Rks

Play from 0:02-end... 

The elevator began to rise right into a crowd of his fans. 

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are you thoughts about the new extermination deadline? 

Vox:  My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce Voxtech Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with your safety! 

He used his screen to show the logo of his company with gold and angelic wings on it. 

Manager: Uh, Sir, when did we begin working on that? 

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. Try to get that bitch, Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs. 

He then used his powers to become electricty and transferred himself into a security camera to get to Velvette's studio. 

Velvette: UGH! No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!

As she starts judging all of her employees' clothes, Vox appeared. 

Voxx: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: (Sigh) And, waht's got him out of sorts? 

Velvette: Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know the show can't wait for that lucky bitch to pull herself back together! MELISSA! 

Melissa nervously goes to the platform, and Velvette used her powers to change her outfit over and over. 

Velvette: No, no, hideous, I want to die, Ew. 

Finally, she got what she wanted. 

Velvette: YES! That's the one! 

Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course, I do! (flips him the bird) Fuck you! Now, shoo! Take care of the piss baby! 

Vox goes upstairs to see his partner, Valentino, waiting for him. 

Valentino (The muscle of the Vees! He's a notorious crime boss and a director of several porn films! He's Angel Dust's boss, who he owns the soul of! He's a narcissistic and abusive monster who will charm anyone to get his way! Treats Angel Dust like absolute shit! Voiced by Joel Perez!) 

Valentino: FUCKING FINALLY! Kitty, grab me another drink. 

One of his robot servants heads off to grab him a drink. 

Valentino: Can you believe what that piece of shit did?! UNGRATEFUL WHORE! 

Vox: Which whore are we talking about this time? 

Valentino: FUCKING ANGEL DUST OF COURSE! WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?! THAT FUCKING SLUT WALKED OUT ON ME! ME! I FUCKING MADE HIM! WITHOUT ME, HE'S JUST A BAG OF MEAT WITH SOME MILDLY ENTERTAINING HOLES! 

Vox: So, Angel quit? 

Valentino: No, he didn't fucking quit! It's worse! HE MOVED!

He grabbed Vox's phone and threw it to the wall, making it shatter! 

Valentino: He thinks she can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you fucking believe that?! He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's slut of a daughter?! 

Vox: Angel is ... living with Lucifer's kid? 

Valentino: Yeah! That bitch, Chuckie, or Chandler, or I don't know. Something mannish. She's got this hotel and- 

He started looking through his closet, throwing out lots of guns, drugs, and posters of himself. 

Valentino: (calming down) Which of these makes me look sexier? 

Vox: Heh, what are you doing, Val? You're not going over there, are you? 

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!

Vox: VAL! Heh, let's think about this. 

Vox walked Valentino to the window. 

Vox: Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?

Valentino: Uh, fuck it up? 

Vox played a sound effect! 

https://youtu.be/4Gk_ROalMXQ

Vox: Correct! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees. 

Valentino: I suppose not. 

Vox: Right! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

Vox played another sound effect. 

https://youtu.be/9iiso3yVjmg

Vox: Great idea! Now that' why they pay you the big bucks. 

Valentino: UGH! But I wanted to shoot someone! 

He pulls out a cigarette and Vox lit it with his powers. 

Vox: Well, let me call up the lowerst earners this month. 

Valentino: Ooh, you know me too well. HAHAHAHAHAHA! (taking a smoke) You know, Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princesa. 

Vox: Oh, who else is? Someone who owes you money? 

Valentino: No, someone who owes us much more than money. The Radio Demon. 

Vox suddenly stopped smiling as he scratched the desk so hard, he left scratches. He was getting static and angry. 

Vox: WHAT THE FUCK?! 

Valentino: You heard me. 

Vox: Alastor, he came back? And he is with Lucifer's daughter?! And that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?! 

Valentino: Hey, killing Alastor is your thing. 

At the same time... 

Sir Pentious was getting tossed around and around by Alastor's powers as he laughed like the maniac he is! 

Sir Pentious: NO MORE! I GIVE UP! UNCLE! 

(Y/N): Okay Alastor, I think he's had enough. 

Angel Dust: Nah, he's got a few more hits in him. 

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of all of you, face first. 

Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience. 

One of the Egg Boiz falls and breaks into pieces. 

Twilight: I really feel sorry for you people. You could be doing so much better with your gifts. 

As you all walked to the hotel- 

Sir Pentious: HA! THANKS FOR LETTING DOWN YOUR GUARD! 

He used his tail to grab Alastor's suit! 

But then Alastor unleashed a green explosion and Sir Pentious went flying! 

Sir Pentious: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): Even General Serpentine was more threatening! And he was a snake too! 

Alastor: Either way, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums! 

Vaggie: You're leaving?! We need your help! 

(Y/N): YEAH! DO YOUR DAMN JOB! 

Angel Dust: We also need a new wall. 

(Y/N): I'll fix that. 

You started to fix the damage. 

Angel Dust: Ah, I love a man who's good with his hands. 

(Y/N): ANGEL! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN MY ASS! 

Angel Dust: Oh come on, I have much better class than that. How can you not want a fine piece of ass like me. 

Sunset: (facepalm) He needs so much help. 

Vox and Valentino watched. 

Valentino: LOOK! He's flirting with that guy! He's not even paying! Who is that guy?! I'll kill his whole fucking family! Hey, Vox, are you listening to me! 

Vox saw Alastor and was pissed! 

https://youtu.be/Ajkaebudwq0

Vox quickly went to an emergency room, where he called on Velvette and Valentino to see him. They were joined by their robot jester minions, who passed out drinks for them. 

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's bitchy daughter and that smiling freak! 

Velvette: Well, how exactly do we stop it? 

Valentino at the same time was prepping up his gun with marbles and glitter. 

Valentino: We could put something inside them! That's how I get my bitches to behave. 

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down-on-their-luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left? 

Vox: I think I have just the one who could help. 

Back at Hazbin Hotel... 

Twilight, Sunset, Charlie, and Vaggie returned. 

(Y/N): So? 

Twilight: No one. 

Vaggie: Not one single recruit. 

(Y/N): DAMN! 

Angel Dust: Well, who would want to use their last days not fucking and fighting? 

That's when a knock on the door came. 

(Y/N): Yes? 

You opened to see Sir Pentious. 

Sir Pentious: Hello th- AGH! 

You punched him in the face! 

(Y/N): WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET LOST! 

Sir Pentious: NO NO NO NO NO! WAIT! I come in peace! Please listen! 

Charlie: What is it (Y/N)? I- Oh! Hi! 

(Y/N): Charlie, don't say hi to this jerk! 

Sir Pentious: I swear I'm not here to fight! I heard that you're helping people to be better! 

Charlie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

She grabbed him by the hands and dragged him inside. 

(Y/N): Oh no. 

Charlie: That's right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

(Y/N): NO NO NO NO NO NO! WE ARE NOT LETTING THIS GUY IN! HE TRIED TO BLOW UP THE HOTEL OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! NOW YOU WANT TO INVITE HIM IN?! 

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Sunset: No, (Y/N) is right Charlie, just look at him, he's a loser villain, who only wants to play us! 

Pentious had a sad expression as she said that. 

Charlie: Aww come on! 

She gave puppy dog eyes. 

(Y/N): OH NO! The cuteness! Must resist! I- 

Vaggie: Look, he's probably not a threat without the war machine. 

Sir Pentious: EEEEEE! 

Twilight: I'm sure he wasn't that much of a threat with it either. 

Sir Pentious: AGH! 

(Y/N): Okay, fine. He can stay. 

Charlie: YES! 

She hugged you and you turned totally red! 

Charlie: OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Sir Pentious, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! 

Sir Pentious: Thank you, my Darling, you won't regret this! 

Angel Dust: I'll give him a week, tops. 

(Y/N): I give him 3 hours.