Charlie: A long time ago, there was a golden city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light known as angels, who worshiped good and shielded all from evil. One of them was Lucifer, he was the most handsome and idealistic angel, who had ideas for all of creation. However, he was known as a troublemaker by the higher-ups. They felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. He watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their way. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs, and as the numbers of hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.

Charlie closed a book that was titled "The Story of Hell," and looked out at Pentagram City, which had flames surrounding most of it. 

Charlie: Don't worry, Mom, I'll make you proud! 

(Y/N): AHEM! 

Charlie: AGH! 

You, Twilight, Sunset, and Vaggie was right behind her. 

Charlie: Did you guys hear all of that? 

Vaggie: Uh, yeah ... all of it. 

Twilight: You left the door open. 

Charlie: Sorry, I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps. 

Sunset: You think the angels would be a lot more ... holy than that. Honestly, it makes me think that they don't realize God wants everyone not to constantly rely on him, and figure things out for themselves. 

(Y/N): Hey, at least the theatrics are nice. You're great, Charlie! 

Charlie: Awww! 

She hugged you. 

(Y/N): (blushing) AGH! Vags! 

Vaggie: Okay, enough hugs. Are you okay? 

Vaggie put her arm around her girlfriend to comfort her. 

Charlie: It's just ... family stuff. 

Twilight: Your mother still hasn't reached out? 

Charlie shook her head in dismay. 

Vaggie: Oof, how long has it been? 

Charlie: Not that long ... only ... seven ... years. 

(Y/N): (pulling out the Master Sword). 

Sunset: (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): I just want to talk to her. 

Charlie: (Y/N), please don't. This kingdom was something my Mom really cared about. Something I care about. 

Twilight: Well, you got us backing you up, so you don't need to worry. 

Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work. 

Vaggie: It will. We have faith in you. 

Twilight: Also, Alastor says he has something he wants to show. And, well ... knowing him, it'll be entertaining ... I guess. 

As you all leave, Charlie turns to see a bell ringing at Heaven Embassy. 

She realizes that another year will come for the next Extermination. 

https://youtu.be/M3WwX9r-LaU

Sunset: I have ... several questions. 

Vaggie: Starting with me, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 

(Y/N): Easy! Vags, calm down! 

Charlie: Well, one note Alastor, I mean, thank you so much for making this, seriously, amazing, but maybe the tone is a bit ... off. This is- 

Twilight and Vaggie: Bad, very bad. 

Alastor: Funny, I was going for hilarious. 

(Y/N): Of course you were. It didn't say that we're trying to help people! That's the point! 

Charlie: Yeah, (Y/N) is right, it's supposed to let sinners know that we're trying to help them. 

Alastor: Well my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement. So, I had a little fun with it. 

Sunset: What, are you just an old-timey dickhead? 

Vaggie: What do you think, Sunset? Either way, when you showed up, you told us you would help run the hotel. But you're mocking us! Nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time! 

Angel Dust: Hey, uh- 

(Y/N): What do you want, Angel? 

Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?

(Y/N): You're a porn star, what could you offer? 

Angel Dust: No no, I'm a famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.

Twilight: Oh no, don't tell me- 

Vaggie: We're not making the commercial a porn video! 

Angel Dust: OH COME ON! Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. Fnacy Talk-Creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel. 

Alastor: HAHAHAHA! Never going to happen! 

Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.

Twilight: Charlie, you are too sweet for this realm. 

Angel Dust: Babe, this body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity. HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits. 

Sunset: Yet somehow, you're a man. 

Charlie's phone then rings. 

Charlie: Hold that thought, I'll be right back. 

Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, Baby! 

He starts chugging down beer. 

Charlie: (answering the phone) Hello? Dad? 

Angel Dust: ey, if freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here? 

Alastor: (creepy smile) Oh, trust me, I can! 

Twilight: He kind of forced Husk here. 

Husk: Exactly. You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?

Niffty then pops up from the counter. 

Niffty: I like being forced! 

(Y/N): No, Niffty, you need to keep that to yourself. 

Angel Dust: Come on Whiskers, you don't love me being here? 

Husk: CALL ME WHISKERS AGAIN AND I'LL JAM THAT BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT! 

Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty. 

Vaggie: Angel, let Husk do his job. And now, we can't force sinners to stay here. 

Twilight: Exactly, they need to come here by choice. 

Angel Dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, Toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

(Y/N): Well, it doesn't have to be. 

Vaggie: Yeah, just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.

Angel Dust: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive.

Twilight: (facepalm) You're seriously not helping. 

Charlie: (still on the phone) Yea, I can totally, yeah! I'll head over there right away. Okay? Yes ... YES! VAGGIE, HOLY SHIT! 

She startled everyone as she came across the corner! 

Vaggie: AH! What?!

Charlie: (super excited and mumbling) Get over here! 

(Y/N): Well, you better go talk to her. 

Vaggie: (happy and calm) Yeah. (to Charlie) Okay, what's going on? 

Charlie: (so happy) My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead.

Vaggie: But, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-

Charlie: (singing) I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll eat Heaven behind my plans! 

(Y/N): Is she singing? 

Vaggie: Yes. 

Twilight: Charlie, wait- 

Charlie: (singing) There's just no way I could blow it! Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! To change their minds and touch their hearts, or whatever angels have! 

(Y/N), Twilight, Sunset, and Vaggie: Look, don't sing to- 

Angel Dust: She's already halfway down the street. 

Charlie was already gone, into the destroyed Pentagram City. 

Vaggie: Is she- 

Angel Dust: She's dancing too. 

Vaggie: Hey, you three better go with her and make sure this doesn't go bad. 

(Y/N): Yeah, good idea. Sunset, Twilight, let's roll. 

Sunset and Twilight: Right. 

You three went after Charlie. 

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After Charlie finished her song, you, Twilight, and Sunset arrived, exhausted and covered in a few blood stains. 

Charlie: Oh, hey guys! Are you okay? 

Twilight: You move surprisingly fast when you sing. I mean, I've had moments like that, but wow! 

(Y/N): Vaggie said we should come to make sure everything goes smoothly. Personally, I got a few things to say to the Extermination Leader! 

Charlie: Okay, but please don't ... you know. 

(Y/N): I'll do my best. 

You all walked inside. 

Twilight: Uh ... hello? Anyone here? 

Sunset: Hmm ... maybe we ring the bell. 

The fiery-haired teen rung the bell and a golden scroll with a feather ink pen appeared. 

Charlie: Okay, kind of creepy. 

(Y/N): Well, here goes. 

You all sign in as the meeting doors open up. 

You all enter, and no one is inside. 

Charlie: Hello? Anyone here? 

Suddenly the lights flicker and two angels appear. 

???: What's up? 

Everyone: HOLY SHIT! 

Adam (The leader of the Angel Army! Originally, the first human and the one responsible for the creation of humanity! He's a total asshole who believes in no hope for demons! As he says, "Hell is forever." Acts like a frat boy still in his college years! Former husband of Lillith! Voiced by Alex Brightman (who also voices Sir Pentious!)) 

Lute (Adam's right-hand woman! Like Adam, she believes there is no hope for demons! She takes pleasure in making her enemies suffer eternal damnation! Very devoted to her boss and will snap at any insult! Total bitch! Voiced by Jessica Vosk (The voice of the Wicked Witch of the West from Wicked!)) 

Adam sat at the head of the room, snacking on ribs. 

(Y/N): These are the leaders of Heaven's army? 

Twilight: Charlie, go on, introduce yourself. 

Charlie: Right, okay. Hi, I'm Charlie. My Dad asked if I could- 

Adam: Yes, I'm aware, Princess. 

He continued to eat his ribs like a buzzsaw. 

Charlie: It's nice to meet you. 

Adam: Totally, it's nice to meet you, too. 

He offered a handshake and as she was about to shake his hand, her fingers slipped through, revealing he's a hologram! 

Sunset: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! 

Adam: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I FUCKING GOT YOU! HEY LUTE, DID YOU SEE THAT?! 

Lute: I did, Sir. 

Adam: Good shit. 

(Y/N): YOU ASSHOLE! YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO SHOW UP?! 

Lute: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO HIM?! 

Adam: Lute, chill, no need to snap at those beneath us. They're going to burn either way. 

Twilight: How are you two angels?! You couldn't just bother to come?! 

Adam: You think I would come down here? No, I mean I love the vibe, I love the tunes, pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But it would be such a bummer. Everything down here is just so blegh! You know? 

(Y/N): I am going to fucking murder this guy. 

Charlie: (Y/N)! Sorry about my friend, I'm just glad we could meet. There's something I've been working on that you should hear ab- 

Adam put his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment. 

Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little? Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.

He reveals a plate of ribs that he's been eating. 

Adam: My personal favorite. You'll love it. 

Charlie: Uh ... thanks. 

Sunset: Wait, how do we know it's real or not? 

Adam: What? You don't want? Fine, more for me. 

(Y/N): OH NO YOU DON'T! 

You tried to grab one, but they were fake. 

Adam: HA! GOT YOU! FUCKING HILARIOUS!! 

(Y/N): YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHI-