A massive crowd gathered into a big stadium, and one of the Patch Warriors jumped into the center with a microphone in his hand. 

Radim (One of the Patch Warriors! He is also the announcer of the Shaman Fight! Loves commenting on battles, even though he tries to stay Neutral! Really doesn't like Hao! Voiced by Christopher Bevins!) 

Radim: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SHAMAN FIGHT! I'm Radim of the Patch Warriors, and I will be the announcer! I want to thank all of you for coming to this island! Now before we begin, let's talk about the rules! So listen up! No time limits are in the fights, and it will be three on three! Anyone can use the spirits of their choices, and you'll lose if you're out of the arena, surrender, or exhaust your Oversoul! Also, no outside help of any kind! The square marked by the four totems here is protected by an Oversoul which will prevent any interference! 

Manta: Wow, he's loud. 

Yoh: I think he's funny! 

Ruby: Me too! 

Anna: AHEM! Want to repeat that? 

Anna summoned Zenki and Goki. 

Ruby: AGH! ANNA! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE TWO?! 

(Y/N): From that freaky book, I believe. 

Radim: For our first round, we have Team Ren! 

Ren, Horohoro, and Joco appeared on the battlefield. 

Pinkie: YEAH! GO REN! THAT'S R-E-N! GIVING SHOME CHINESE KUNG FU RIGHT TO THE SHAMAN FIGHT! 

Weiss: So, who are they up against? 

(Y/N): Team Earth. 

Twilight: I think they're some of Hao's underlings. There's also Team Flower, those three girls. Team Wind, who I think could consist of Bill, and those other two. 

Rainbow: You mean that Turbine guy and the fat Chinese guy? 

Twilight: (sweatdrop) Yeah. And that would leave Hao's team. 

Yang: Which consists of that priest guy, and the little kid with the afro. 

Joco: Wow, look at all these people. 

Horohoro: THIS IS GETTING ME EXCITED! You know Joco, you're a little weak for a comedian. 

Joco: Mock me if you want Horohoro, but it's time to get serious. 

Radim: And their opponents will be- 

Ryo: US! 

The Boz Bros jumped in! 

Peyote was just behind them. 

Rarity: Those monks? 

Pinkie: No, rocker monks, Rarity. 

Nora: HEY REN! BREAK THAT ONE'S SHINS! 

Pyrrha: Nora, are you just jumpy to fight? 

Nora: Yep! 

Medaka: Nothing like honesty. 

Radim: Hey, why do you have those instruments? 

Zen: We're muscians! Right Bro? 

Ryo: YEAH! 

Joco: HEY! THEY'RE HAO'S HENCHMEN! REN! WHAT DO WE DO?! 

Ren: Joco, you'll take them on. I don't want to waste my time on losers like them. I prefer to fight challenging opponents. Horohoro, come with me. 

Horohoro: Alright. 

Joco: WHAT?! JUST ME?! COME ON MAN! 

Ryo: WHO ARE YOU CALLING WEAK?! 

Zen: Do you know we serve Lord Hao? 

Joco: Uh ... no ... who's Hao? 

Sunset: YOU'RE JUST ABANDONING JOCO TO FIGHT THEM?! 

(Y/N): Calm down Sunset, this is a chance to see what kind of power Joco has. 

Radim: ALRIGHT! THE SPECTATORS ARE ALL PUMPED FOR THIS FIGHT! Chief, what do you say? 

Goldva appeared on screen. 

Goldva: By the will of the Great Spirit, let the Shaman Fight begin! 

Crowd: YEAH! LET'S GET IT ON! SHAMAN FIGHT! SHAMAN FIGHT! SHAMAN FIGHT!!! 

Radim: YOU HEARD THEM GUYS! FIRST ROUND! TEAM REN VS. TEAM EARTH!! 

Ryo: You ready, Bro? 

Zen: Yeah! LET'S KICK THIS LOSER'S ASS! 

They charged at Joco with their amps and music! 

Joco: WHY ME?! 

Boz Bros: GO CHIMI-CHIMIMORYO!!! 

They sent out their Chimimoryo's! 

Joco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Joco was getting overwhelmed. 

Horohoro: Wow, those guys are lame. 

(Y/N): Well, yeah, even Ryu could kick their butts. 

As they continud to attack, Joco overpowered them! 

Joco: Is that all you got? 

Ryo: WHAT?! 

Zen: COME ON! CHIMI CHIMI MORYO! REMIX!!! 

They sent out more as they played their song! 

https://youtu.be/7UfVyE_PWS4

But as they continued on, Joco unleashed Mic! 

Fluttershy: The jaws of a jaguar. Once their prey is in their sights, they won't stop biting until they crush them. 

https://youtu.be/ZByYC47QcJs

Joco: That attack was not powerful. The strength and speed of Mic is more than enough for you! 

He integrated Mic into himself! 

Radim: WOW! JOCO'S SPIRIT IS TOTALLY TAKING OUT THE CHIMI CHIMI MORYO! 

Zen: WHO IS THIS KID?! 

Ryo: I don't know, but he's fast! 

Joco: I'll show you why I'm known as the Black Jaguar! 

Rainbow: Hey, Joco's actually pretty badass! 

Joco raced across the battlefield as fast as Jaguar as tattos of a jaguar appeared on his body! 

Ryo: SHIT! 

Zen: STAY BACK! 

Every attack they threw, Joco dodged and dodged and dodged and- 

Joco: JAGUAR SLASH!!!! 

He knocked them both down! 

Boz Bros: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Pinkie: ALRIGHT! GO JOCO! 

Fluttershy: That really was it, the speed of a jaguar! 

Radim: DID YOU SEE THAT FOLKS?! JOCO TOTALLY DECIMATED THE BOZ BROS! 

Manta: Ryu, did you see it? 

Ryu: Not a damn thing. 

Tamao: I can't believe it. 

(Y/N): Heh, welcome to Team (Y/N), Joco McDonnell. 

Anna: I'm impressed myself. Creating an Oversoul with his own body. 

Twilight: His own body? 

Anna: You can see it right, Twilight? He's merging his body with the legs, arms, and head of his partner. It's a technique which exceeds the simple transfer of spirit by trance. 

Twilight: Of course! Joco's Oversoul can transform him into a Jaguar! He's becoming Mic! 

Horohoro: Heh, the public sems pretty impressed with Joco. What do you think Ren? 

Ren: I'll admit, he has skill. But there's also that Mariachi. 

Peyote stepped forward. 

Hao watched from teh side. 

Hao: My, I was right to bring Ryo and Zen to ensure the show. 

Bill: They usually know how to show a good time, Lord Hao. 

Luchist: Yes, but Peyote is left. 

Hao: I don't care whether Peyote wins or loses. Either way, this will be entertaining if he's there. 

Peyote: Hey, idiots, get up! 

He kicked both Ryo and Zen! 

Ryo: Peyote ... we- 

Zen: We can't fight anymore. He's too tough! 

Joco: You heard them. My Jaguar Slash is too powerful for them. I don't want to kill them. 

Peyote: Why not? They're your enemies. 

They charged again as Joco knocked them down,but they got back up. 

Joco: WHAT?! How are they- 

(Y/N): JOCO! IT'S PEYOTE! HE'S CONTROLLING THEM! 

Joco: WHAT?! 

Peyote: Heh, your friend is right, Kid. They're my puppets now. 

Both Ryo and Zen stood up as if they were possessed. 

Joco: How is that possible? 

Peyote: Allow me to introduce my Spirit Partners. Estos son Carlos y Juan, mis compañeros espirituales.

Rainbow: Huh? 

(Y/N): He spoke Spanish. His Parnters are there. 

Two Spirit Mariachi emerged from Ryo and Zen's bodies. 

Peyote: They were my amigos. We were the best Mariachi Players of Mexico. 

They knocked Joco right to the side of the ring! 

Horohoro: JOCO! 

Radim: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! PEYOTE IS USING BOTH BOZ BROS AS WEAPONS! 

Crowd: THAT GUY IS A TOTAL JERK! HE'S USING HIS PARTNERS AS WEAPONS?! 

Peyote: They were shot by an angry saloon owner after we got into a fight. 

Joco: YOU ASSHOLE! THAT'S NOT COOL! 

Joco charged for Peyote! 

Peyote: Attacking me directly? You're an idiot. 

A bunch of dolls shot up and hit Joco! 

Blake: DOLLS?! 

Peyote: This is Antonio, and the leader of my band. Meet, Jose, Pancho, Miguel, Spatata. All Mariachi who died in brawls. 

Horohoro: HEY! Those are the puppets that Lilirara used. 

Ren: No, they're caravela dolls. 

Ruby: Wait, are those the- 

Yang: They're the Mexican Day of the Dead dolls! 

Sunset: Yes, in Mexico, with the holiday, the spirits come back to earth on that one day, every year to play around with the townsfolk. Parties every day. 

(Y/N): So Peyote has his own little band. 

Peyote: ¿Estás impresionado con mi pequeña banda? My power allows me to play with the dead. And they can also protect me. I was counting on Boz so I can control them. 

Manta: This is too cruel! 

(Y/N): Bastard! They may be jerks, but it's wrong! 

Faust: Indeed, I find it horrible to use partners like this. 

Rainbow: Faust, you control the dead. 

Faust: Yes, but they're alive. That makes it much worse. 

Rainbow: Good point, Doc. 

Peyote: If one dies for being too bold and without the means to fight back, it's not a sotry of a glorious man. For me, it's the story of a loser. The Boz Bros are just idiots, they were lucky to even be recruited by Lord Hao. 

Joco: ASSHOLE! I'LL TAKE YOUR SPIRITS OUT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW! 

Peyote: IDIOT! 

His Oversoul turned into a cactus and the exploding spikes exploded into Joco! 

Joco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Horohoro: JOCO! JUST TAKE OUT- 

Joco: NO! I WON'T KILL THEM! NOT ANYMORE! I GAVE UP THE LIFE OF A KILLER A LONG TIME AGO! 

Team (Y/N): KILLER?! 

Joco: Old Man. I- I- 

Joco's life flashed before his eyes. 

He remembered the old man who once saved his life. 

Joco: If you were here, what would you do? 

Flashback to 1998, New York City... 

A bald Joco with a group of thugs were beating up a guy in a suit! 

Guy: PLEASE! I HAVE TWO KIDS AT HOME! DON'T DO IT! PLEASE DO- 

A gun was pointed to his head. 

Joco: Even on days like us, Shaft says it's up to fate. 

Guy: N- 

BANG! 

Leo: MAN! JOCO REALLY IS ONE SCARY GUY! 

Joe: He's always been like this. He's used to killing others with his gun. 

Ben: What do you expect? He's our hero! 

Joco: Guys, I'm going out. 

Leo: Hey, Joco, what are- 

Ben: Enough Leo, he's just like this every Christmas. Those nine years ago, he lost his Mom and Dad to those robbers. Santa couldn't even grant him his wish. Soon, he grew up in that orphange, and now, he's got us. We're the only family he has. 

Joco walked on looking at families happy and celebrating Christmas as he cried. 

Joco: Damn it! Wh- 

???: BLOOD! 

An old man started vomiting blood. 

Joco: AGH! 

Orona (The man who would become Joco's mentor! Very friendly old guy!) 

Orona: On days like this, NYC is sure chilly. 

Joco: HOW CAN YOU TELL A JOKE WHEN YOU'RE BLEEDING! 

Orona: Oh calm down, it's just fake. 

Joco: WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! 

Orona: Eh, your still not at the time of getting it. I'm Orona, a comedic genius! Maybe you could use some help. Laugh is like the wind! I say your mind is too dull to laugh. 

Joco: HEY! GET LOST BEFORE I KILL YOU! 

Orona: Oh come now, have some fried pork cho- 

Joco fired at the food. 

Joco: I'm not kidding old man! This gun is real! There isn't a single decent guy I met! That's why I can't stand Christmas! 

Orona: Then kill me. Even if you do, will you feel better? 

He was behind him. 

Joco: WHAT?! YOU BASTARD! HOW D- 

Orona: Just try laughing. 

He was behind him again. 

Orona: Laughter is like the wind. 

Joco: I CAN'T EVEN LAUGH! I- 

Orona knocked him out. 

Orona: Boy, I have no choice. I'm sorry. In the end, laughter will save the world! 

Joco: Laughter? Save the world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO FUNNY! 

Orona: Don't feel like it now? 

Joco: No, you made me laugh. You're alright. How did you do it? 

Orona: It's thanks to Mic. 

Mic appeared. 

Joco: WHAT?! 

Orona: You have potential, boy. 

And so... 

Joco and Orona became fast friends! As they continued to hang, Ben and the others caught on. 

Ben: JOCO! Where were you man? 

Joco: Guys? Where are you? 

Ben: We should be asking you that. 

Joco: I'm through with Shaft! We're not doing this anymore! 

Leo: Do you really think you can quit? We're your family man! 

Ace: Yeah, we found that geezer! 

They threw a beaten up Orona at Joco! 

Joco: OLD MAN! 

Orona: Hey ... Joco. 

Joco: BASTARDS! HE'S JUST A NICE OLD GUY! YOU- 

Orona: No, Joco, don't sink to their level. I'm already dying. If you go back to the violent way you were, even if I die, I can't come back. 

Joco: YOU WEREN'T KIDDING?! 

Orona: No. Deep in the Amazon, the youth of our tribe don't care about our traditions or culture. They go to the cities, and all of them break their ties with the tribe. And here, everybody's competing to get their little happiness. Their bodies and souls get worn down and tired. Any happiness you get through violence is not true happiness. Laughter is the true form of happiness. When I left, I did it for my tribe. You must carry my message, Joco. Take Mic and save the world through laughter! You are the Black Jaguar! 

Bang... 

Ben: You damn idiot! Well, Joco, that- 

Joco began to cry. 

Joco: Yeah, okay, Old Man! I'll do it! 

He smiled hard as he kept crying, with Mic manifesting! 

Joco: I WILL MAKE THEM ALL LAUGH UNTIL THEY DROP! 

Present... 

Joco got up. 

Joco: OVERSOUL: GAG WIND!! 

Radim: WHAT'S THIS?! JOCO'S OVER SOUL IS BLOWING UP! 

(Y/N): JOCO! 

Yoh: THIS MANA! 

Ruby: He's so strong! 

Rainbow: KNOCK THEM DEAD, BLACK JAGUAR! 

Yang: JOCO! KICK THAT MARIACHI BASTARD'S ASS! 

Joco: Heh, you watching Old Man? I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM LAUGH! 

Peyote: YOU DAMN IDIOT! NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL SAVE YOU! BOZ! TEAR HIM APART!!! 

The Boz Bros charged in! 

Joco: Hey Peyote, get ready for this! AYERS ROCK! 

He created a giant mana dome, and was bending on it! 

Everyone: HUH?!

Faust: My word. 

Hang: Did he just- 

Opacho: Lord Hao, what is that? 

Radim: Ayers Rock? 

Ren: THAT IDIOT! 

Horohoro: HE FUCKED IT UP! YOU DUMBASS! 

Peyote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOZ! KILL HIM! 

Horohoro: JOCO! I'LL- 

Ren: Calm down Horohoro, we need to trust in him. 

Joco: Well? I got you to laugh, Peyote! 

Ryo and Zen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ryo, Zen, and Peyote's spirits were all laughing! 

Peyote: WHAT?! THIS IS CRAP! HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT THIS CRAP?! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 

Joco: I blew them away with the winds of laughter! You can't understand because you don't get people! 

Ren: Great job, Joco! 

Ren charged at Peyote! 

Peyote: GUYS! STOP LAUGHING! STOP LAU- 

Ren: You idiot, you got nothing to protect you. Now, I'll kick your ass! BASON GOLDEN PUNCH!! 

With one giant fist from Bason, Ren punched Peyote out of the ring! 

Peyote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! LORD HAO! FORGIVE ME!!! 

Peyote was defeated! 

(Y/N): BADASS! 

Ruby: GO TEAM REN!!! 

Weiss: Ren really has changed. He's learned to put his trust in us. 

(Y/N): For sure. And he and Joco did it. Joco managed to save Boz. 

Hao checked the Oracle Bell. 

Hao: 5,721 Mana, huh? No wonder Peyote lost. 

Luchist: Lord Hao, I thought his mana level was not even 1000! 

Hao: I know, that means that he and the rest of Yoh's friends have met with the Great Spirit. They are getting stronger. Hahahahaha! 

He smirked. 

Hao: This really will be interesting. 

Radim: Well, it looks like Peyote has been knocked out, and the Boz Bros have lost their Oversoul. IN THAT CASE- TEAM REN WINS!!! 

Horohoro: HELL YEAH! 

Ren: You didn't even do a thing. 

Horohoro: I KNOW THAT! GIVE ME THIS MOMENT! 

Ren: Well, it's because of Joco we won. He stinks at humor, but I like him. He's a nice guy. 

Horohoro: For sure. 

Pinkie: Keep them going, Black Jaguar! 

The Shaft Gnag were cheering from nearby! 

Ben: GO JOCO! 

Joe: YEAH! GO JOCO!! 

Ace: WE GOT YOUR BACK HERE, BUDDY! 

Orona watched from above. 

Orona: Joco, well done, my Boy. But refine your humor for next time, okay? 

Radim: So Ren, how do you feel? 

Ren: Well, one thing's for sure. (Y/N), Yoh! We may be friends now, but that doesn't mean I won't crush you both! I WILL BECOME SHAMAN KING NO MATTER WHAT! 

Yoh: Bring it on! I'm up for a challenge! 

(Y/N): So am I! Team Funbari Hot Springs and Team Legend are here to fight! 

Radim: THAT'S JUST HOW I LOVE IT, FOLKS! 

Blake: Uh ... guys. 

Ching: Ren, that was a job well done. 

Ran: I LOVE YOU, SON! 

Ren: MY FAMILY'S HERE?! 

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHAHA! AND LOOK! 

A bunch of Jiang-Shi were cheering Ren on! 

Jun: REN! I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER! I'LL CHEER YOU ON TO THE END! 

Rainbow: Even Jun is here. Or maybe she just wants to see you again, (Y/N). 

(Y/N): Definitely both. God, she's still cute! 

Twilight: (Y/N), we need to be ready. Soon we'll be up. 

Medaka: Yes, and against the X-Laws. 

(Y/N): I know. 

Meanwhile ... on a ship... 

A coffin was being shipped out onto the ship. 

Lyserg came out in the X-Laws uniform. 

Lyserg: We're late for the match. 

Marco: Don't worry, Lyserg. Now that Lady Jeanne is here, we can go. Are you ready? 

Lyserg: Yes. 

Marco: Very well. (Y/N) (L/N), Yoh Asakura- 

His eyes shone menacingly through his glasses. 

Marco: You will understand what true justice is. 

The X-Laws marched out to the stadium. 

Lyserg: Guys, I'm sorry, but this is the only way we can save everyone. 

Morphea followed Lyserg, with fear in her eyes.