Shizuka: Well, everyone, this academy's goal is to train monsters to adapt to human society just as I've been saying all along! That means starting today, you're all going to take club activities! 

(Y/N): Club activities? Actually, this is a good thing. 

Shizuka: We'll get a deeper understanding of humans by experiencing with human-made activities through some sweat in club activities! To transform into humans perfectly, we must have a clear understanding of humans. 

Student: Uh, Ms. Shizuka, wouldn't that give you an F in transforming? 

Her tail was sticking out. 

Shizuka: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 

She scratched the crap out of the student's face! 

(Y/N): Yikes, never underestimate even someone as nice as Shizuka!

Shizuka: Understand? Eveyrone will participate in club activities! Please visit a lot of groups and decide which one you want to enter! Be sure to visit the Newspaper Club, I'm the Advisor for that one! 

Afterwards... 

There were several monsters trying to sign up for clubs! 

(Y/N): Wow, look at all these people signing up! 

Moka: (Y/N), which one do you think we should enter? 

(Y/N): Beats me, let's start looking. 

???: Hey, Moka, you must be a model. Why don't you join the Phantom Photography Club? Are nudes okay? 

(Y/N): NOPE! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOPE SIR! 

You pushed Moka away right away to the- 

Scienist: Moka, why don't you join the Chemistry Club? Let's make lots of magic love powder together!

(Y/N): NO! 

Student: No! Join the acupuncture club! 

Student 2: No! JOIN THE MUMMY CLUB! 

(Y/N): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Geez, so many of these clubs are abnormal! 

That's when you noticed- 

(Y/N): THE SWIMMING CLUB! YES! 

Soon... 

???: Hello! I'm Swimming Club Captain, Tamao Ichinose! 

(Y/N): Wow, look at all those guys piling up! 

All teh guys were simping and drooling over the Swim Club! 

Tamao: Since the Swimming Club is all female, the ladies will end up paying lots of special attention to the boy who joins our club. 

(Y/N): Whew, they're normal. 

They soon went into their swimsuits and started to get in the pool! 

(Y/N): W-Wow! 

They all started swimming! 

(Y/N): Let's go Moka! 

Moka: Uh, (Y/N), I'm not a fan of swimming. 

(Y/N): Oh. Well, that's fine. I- 

Tamao: Come on (Y/N), come and swim with us! 

All of the girls were crowding around you. 

(Y/N): WHOA! HEY LADIES! WATCH IT! I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 They threw off all your clothes, leaving you in your swimsuit. 

Moka: (Y/N)! 

Tamao: Hmm ... so you're the rumored Moka Akashiya, rumors say that you're also a vampire. Well, this is a Swimming Club, so why don't you leave if you have no intention of swimming? 

10 minutes later... 

Tamao: (Y/N), your form is beautiful. 

(Y/N): Thanks, I- HEY! 

She grabbed your hand and began to rub it over her boobs. 

(Y/N): (blushing) Geez! 

Student: Ms. Tamao really has a mature charm! 

Student 2: Forget that, I want to know why that (Y/N) jerk gets all the action! 

They were glaring at you with jealousy! 

(Y/N): BUZZ OFF! 

Swim Club Member: Ms. Tamao has really done a good job of keeping an eye on him for a while now, hasn't she? 

Swim Club Member 2: I know! He's quite the find! 

The other girls wanted you so badly! 

Moka: HEY! STOP IT! 

(Y/N): Moka, what's going on? Why don't you join in? 

Moka: (Y/N), the thing is- I ... I ... 

Tamao splashed water on her! 

(Y/N): HEY! 

Tamao: Whether you understand each other or not, between a man and a woman, the important part is finding out if you've had your heart stolen or vice versa! 

Moka: (all wet) W-Water. 

Inner Moka: IDIOT! Why were you so close to the pool? Water resists supernatural energy; as the power drains out of your body, you will become paralyzed. Water is the weak point of all vampires! I inhabit this body, so put an end to this behavior! DO not let (Y/N) get you into these things. 

Moka: NO! I'm sick of this body! I want to swim with (Y/N) too! I wish I could! 

She was feeling electricity all over her body. 

(Y/N): Hmm ... Tamao, I'm sorry, but I'm getting out. If Moka can't join, then I won't. 

Tamao: UGH! Just when I finally chased off that bothersome Moka, I thought you would have fun! Either you have your heart stolen, or you steal theirs! 

Her hand became all webbed as you then noticed the other members draining out the life energy of the students! 

(Y/N): HUH?! Life energy? SHIT! YOU GUYS ARE MERMAIDS! 

Tamao: YES! 

Mermaid: All of you shoudl let us suck out your life energy! It's okay, we wont' suck it all! 

(Y/N): UGH! Treating the new member slike fish food! How horrible! 

Tamao: Oh, no need to panic! 

Tamao held onto you. 

Tamao: You're special, (Y/N). The truth is, I've had my eyes on you since the entrance ceremony. Ever since then, I've spent all my time dreaming about you. I've always wanted to eat you! 

Her mouth transformed! 

(Y/N): WELL, TOUGH LUCK, FISH BITCH! WATER NEBULA! 

You used Juvia's spell to send her flying! 

Tamao: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): Good riddance! 

You got out. 

(Y/N): Moka, are you okay? 

Moka: Yeah ... I guess so- 

You hugged her. 

(Y/N): Let's go find another club. 

Much later... 

You both ran into Shizuka. 

Shizuka: Ah, (Y/N), Moka, just the people I wanted to see. Did you decide on a club? 

(Y/N): Well ... 

Moka: We- 

Shizuka: Why don't you join my club? The Newspaper Club! Nobody has joined, so I don't want it to get shut down. 

(Y/N) and Moka: Okay then. 

Kurumu: Don't forget about me! 

(Y/N): AGH! KURUMU! 

Moka: Where did she come from? 

At last, you guys got into a club!