IMP (Immediate Murder Professionals!)
In another location of the Pride Ring of Hell, we see a group of three imps and one hellhound, discussing their new contract.
???: Alright bitches, we got ourselves another asshole to kill!
Blitzo Buckzo (An imp who runs the assassin group, IMP (Immediate Murder Professionals)! He was a former circus entertainer who caused a horrible fire by accident, killing his mom, and losing his friendship with his former best friend, a jester named Fizzaroli! He soon started his company after befriending another imp named Moxxie, and breaking out of prison! He's very perverted, immature, rude, and disrespectful to most people around him! Underneath it all, he's a broken man, desperate to find his purpose! His name is pronounced as "Blitz." Voiced by Brandon Rogers!)
???: Sir, I'm really not comfortable about this one.
Moxxie (The most level-headed member of IMP! He's an imp who comes from a family of mobsters and ran away because of his strained relationship with his abusive father, Crimson! After he was betrayed by his former lover, Chazz, and left to rot in prison, he befriended Blitzo, and helped him form IMP! He's very passionate about the theatre and is currently married to his beautiful and loving wife, Millie! Despite his status as an assassin, he's actually a nice guy! Voiced by Richard Steven Horovitz!)
Blitzo: God damn it, Moxxie, this shit again?
Moxxie: What are you talking about?
Blitzo: Oh, don't play that card on me, you "second thoughts," Pussy. Remember that whole mess, you got us into because you "panicked?"
Moxxie: Sir, I stand by what I said before! I'm not killing a family!
Blitzo: Yes, well, we have a contract to uphold, and you know our policy.
Moxxie: But-
???: Aww, come on, Moxxie, no matter what happens, I'll make sure you don't stress out.
Millie (Moxxie's wife! She's a cute Southern Belle who has a fiesty temper, and is strong enough to overpower several men at once! Very loving and protective of her husband! She's also kind of perverted, but not as much as Blitzo! Voiced by Vivian Nixon!)
Moxxie: Awwww, that's my sweet, Millie.
Millie gave Moxxie a cute, reassuring hug.
Blitzo: (getting in between) Room for one more in there?
Moxxie: WHAT THE FUCK, SIR?!
Millie: Blitzo, you can stop now.
Blitzo: Okay, fine, enough fucking around, let's go and kill this bi-
???: Hey, mind if I come along for this one.
Blitzo: Loonie? Why do you-
???: (blushing) No ... reason.
Loona (The secretary of IMP, and Blitzo's adoptive daughter! She was rescued from the pound before she could be euthanized by Blitzo! Known to be super aggressive and has a big chip on her shoulder! Even if she insults her adopted dad behind his back, she is very loyal to him and will not let anyone harm him! Voiced by Erica Lindbeck!)
Blitzo: What's that behind your back?
Loona: N-Nothing.
Blitzo: I see you holding something there.
Loona: Uh ... I ...
He snatches from her the picture of you.
Blitzo: HEY!! LOONA!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FLIRT WITH OUR TARGET!
Loona: And what if I do have some crush or something? What are you going to do about it?
Blitzo: Shoot him in the fucking face! That's what, blow a new vagina in this skinny bastard's cock!
Moxxie: Sir, that's a very disturbing thing to picture.
Loona: Not unless I talk to him first!
Blitzo: As if you can move that fa- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Loona punched him in the stomach and used a book to take off.
Loona: Catch me if you can, asshat!
She disappeared.
Blitzo: WHY DIDN'T YOU TWO DO SOMETHING?!
Millie: Blitzo, you should know exactly how Millie is like when she's got her mind on something.
Moxxie: To be honest, if I tried anything, she would have called me fat again.
Blitzo: HA! Try eating more salad then.
Moxxie: I'M NOT FAT!!!
At the same time...
Loona appeared outside the mansion, and was about to activate her human disguise, but-
Mansion Security Systems: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!!!
Loona: Shit. I better move, or- ARGH!
A chain wrapped around her neck.
???: Hahahahahahaha. My my, come to my Master's mansion, doggy? You must not be very smart.
A certain yellow-eyed devil appeared behind her.
???: Why don't you play dead?
Loona: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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